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# R.I.P Whoopie
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 14:03, archived)
# Wow!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 14:32, archived)
# ^wss
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 14:39, archived)
# Good, maybe we can find out her real name was then?
*hopes*


*doesn't really give a shit*
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 15:52, archived)
# it'll be something jewish im sure
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 16:08, archived)
# She used to be Miss Cushion
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 16:10, archived)
# o_O
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 17:35, archived)
# Aaaactually
Her stage name, Whoopi, was taken from a whoopee cushion; she has stated that "If you get a little gassy, you've got to let it go. So people used to say to me, 'You're like a whoopee cushion.' And that's where the name came from."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whoopi_Goldberg#Early_life
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 18:14, archived)
# I posted my comment before reading Wikipedo
I have to admit I did check the wiki page to see if she was alive or dead. Then thought about editing Wiki to refer to this post as proof of death.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 18:57, archived)
# the RIP was in reference to her career.. have your seen 'the view'?
(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 9:26, archived)
# Career? A couple of 1990s film?
Looking on IMDB I guess The View is like the UK's Loose Women, which I also don't watch. Not being a gossipy woman.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 10:25, archived)
# So, she smells of shit mostly?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 19:25, archived)
# As does Donald Trump, partially because he speaks a lot of it
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 20:14, archived)
# word!
So, are you probably Tribs now?
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 21:15, archived)
# SUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 11:12, archived)
# Elvis Presley invented the space hopper
trufax
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 12:06, archived)
# Wooooooooooo
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 12:55, archived)
# This REALLY is a most tremendous GIF, Mr Frogbeat.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 21:36, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 8:49, archived)
# Boing!

(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 12:40, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 13:10, archived)
# "O"O
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 13:30, archived)
# that's either genius or the stupidest thing ever invented
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 14:30, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 17:43, archived)
# He dieded again :(
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 20:02, archived)
# :D
Share and lick 4 he haz rizen
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 20:42, archived)
# He ain't nothing but a bound-dog.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 0:08, archived)
# That's not the real Elvis, no way
(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 6:53, archived)
[challenge entry] According to science
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 10:57, archived)
# Let's call the whole thing off !
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 11:03, archived)
# I think I'll stick to calling it a tomato
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 12:06, archived)
# no, it's a 'tomato'
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 15:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 12:56, archived)
# bloody special editions ;)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 13:10, archived)
# For this you will need two cloves of garlic, one Boba Fett, a Great Pit of Carkoon and a tomato.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Back to work tomorrow so today I am feeling a little..................
.

.
....this^^^^^^^^
.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 10:46, archived)
# You are Billy Corgan AICMFP
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 12:07, archived)
# The Smasing Melons ?
Edit.. there is actually a small resemblance between he and I !
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 12:46, archived)
# Ah...
This clue was enough to make me get the pun.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 17:29, archived)
# What's that, Lassie? It keeps the alien thoughtwaves at bay? OK, girl.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 13:03, archived)
# This could become a meme!
'MelonDoge' has a nice ring to it
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 15:53, archived)
# I got some of those colouring books for grown ups for christmas

(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 10:20, archived)
# Arf
I wish tax forms were like that.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 10:26, archived)
# Haha this is great....
But where is 'Colourng in For Adults - b3ta Memes' ??
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 10:39, archived)
# I want a "DID SIK" edition
where you colour in the sick

It would feature shrakwofls.

Thinking about it, you could colour in the piss as well. So basically the set would come with a shrakwofl DID SIK AN PISS special edition colouring book and 1 yellow and 1 green marker.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 15:55, archived)
# haha, nice
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 11:15, archived)
# Ass rape !
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 11:47, archived)
# pffft
took me way too long, and even then it was only because i couldnt figure out what colour to make it.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 13:03, archived)
# I like the war one best
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 16:01, archived)
# You joke, but...
They've been selling these to medical students for over 30 years.
(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 9:29, archived)
# :D you learn something new every day
(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess that means he's been fired
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 4:38, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Squash the Oppressors!


(yes, pumpkin is a fruit!)
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 1:44, archived)
#
очень хорошо
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 2:15, archived)
# &#\o/;
Silly b3ta forum
благодаря товарищ
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 2:26, archived)
#
придерживаться его себе в дно
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 3:24, archived)
#
В ретроспективе, это было очень грубо мне. Я надеюсь, что у вас есть приятный день и примите мои извинения.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 3:25, archived)
#
Не волнуйтесь

https://account.rebellion.co.uk/2000ad/products/product/GRN265
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 3:46, archived)
# It's my b3TaDay
And I'm getting b3TaOld
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 18:04, archived)
# No cand...
Wait what?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 18:17, archived)
# he's mugging you off m8
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 18:29, archived)
# I ain't fucking 'avin it
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 18:37, archived)
# IKR?
this is fucking bullshit!!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 18:55, archived)
# You finna get b3told off!!
LOL, Just kidding. Happy day-late candles day.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 18:56, archived)
# Apologies m8s
Edit did not work as intended and I lost the previous msgs. I DID add a candle at F-beat's suggestion.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 19:03, archived)
# Thanks, PH
It's always good to see your posts. Happy New Year.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 23:28, archived)
# OMG, how did you know what my IRL initials are?!?
*suspects*
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 23:33, archived)
# Happy candle day!
Nearly 10 years for me too. Scary!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 19:29, archived)
# n00bs
I remember when it was all fields round here...

I have, however, wet myself and forgotten to turn the gas off.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 21:39, archived)
# TY
It doesn't feel like a decade. 2005 was a rough year and since then I'm up to my yarbles in work and can't find as much time to post (though I find plenty of time for beer).
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy candles! and some compo re-posts
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 22:21, archived)
# Ha, ha!
Nicely done!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 23:26, archived)
# Merry Waxings of the Festibularities!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 22:29, archived)
# THX!
And I hope there are many more Festibularities to wax.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 23:34, archived)
# Viddy well, brother droog. Viddy well.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy something



(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 1:44, archived)
# more like this pretty please!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 2:13, archived)
# OK then!



(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 23:49, archived)
# THIS
appeels to me.
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 13:09, archived)
# great stuff
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 13:35, archived)
# Kylo Rem
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 10:54, archived)
# 20 Goto 10
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 11:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 14:01, archived)
# must......not.......giggle......
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 15:42, archived)
# Take your mask off Stimpy!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 5:30, archived)
# that is feckin art
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 8:53, archived)
#
Study after Man Rays' My Kiki's got no all nose but smells fine
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 8:59, archived)
# all i see is greyscale vagininina
i like this
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 9:41, archived)
# Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 9:52, archived)
# I like this
Did you do this?
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 10:09, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!1!!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 12:59, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 13:28, archived)
#

(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 13:42, archived)
# ha ha, wow!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 15:06, archived)
# Dude on the left looks like the dueling-banjo kid in 'Deliverance'
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 16:05, archived)
# Kid on the right looks like Pedro.
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 16:08, archived)
# Gorgeous!!!
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 22:09, archived)
# Very nice
:)
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 22:22, archived)
# very nice
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 1:32, archived)
# Thank you, folks!
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 2:14, archived)
# Very nice
(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 12:56, archived)
# Bottoms up!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 20:25, archived)
# yeah 'bottom' is right :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 21:07, archived)
# Here's mud in yer eye!
o/'
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 21:09, archived)
# Look at the head on that.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 22:46, archived)
# i knew it
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 23:24, archived)
# bahahaha
looks like walt dildsney
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 9:42, archived)
# Because TrekWars innit
FrogbeatBottomsUpTrekWars
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 9:46, archived)
# Much better m8
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 10:08, archived)
# INR
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 15:01, archived)
# StarStar
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 13:37, archived)
# The Gaybar Menace
or some such
(, Sat 2 Jan 2016, 15:00, archived)
# err, he's sick
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 19:16, archived)
# He'll just derive formulas to predict compresive stresses in columns tomorrow.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] No reason.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 18:10, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 18:55, archived)
# Baron von Blubba won't stand for it.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 19:07, archived)
# EXTEND
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 20:07, archived)
# ...no idea...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 21:10, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 4 Jan 2016, 15:12, archived)
# At home with Gary Numan
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 16:31, archived)
# nothing all day, then BOOM! threadrush!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 16:32, archived)
# You and I remember when the threadrush lasted most of the day :(
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 16:45, archived)
# indeed
good times, good times
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 16:51, archived)
# You must both have been blocked by everyone.
50 new pictures every time I refresh the page.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 18:27, archived)
# ...and then Pedro joined...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 21:11, archived)
# This brings me pleasure, principally
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 17:55, archived)
# It'll do.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 18:21, archived)
# Are we not NuMen?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 20:38, archived)
# A. We are glass.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 20:48, archived)
# Oh, right. Thanks.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 22:57, archived)
# hope your year starts with a swing!


Click for bigger (100 kb)

EDIT: in case you didn't spot it, this bit of nonsense was done by Ninj :)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 16:31, archived)
# Happy New Year smashy....
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 16:42, archived)
# ta :)
you too
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 16:44, archived)
# Superb tagging as ever!
Remarkable weight loss there Smasho! Well done.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 17:32, archived)
# thanks
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 17:40, archived)
# Happy Pearoast Day!! :D:D
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 17:54, archived)
# Happy new year missus x
:)
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 18:12, archived)
# Meh
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 18:23, archived)
# Sweet, sweet ketchupz...........©.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 22:58, archived)
# Dirkschneider's looking.......well.......
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 21:14, archived)
# Your paint skills are improving, young padawan.
Happy New Year!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 22:59, archived)
# Have the Gayest of times this new year!


(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 1:52, archived)
#
Thanks. I think I am having a seizure now. What a way to start 2016.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 2:38, archived)
# oops!
I'm glad I didn't post the other one then
Careful with this one
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 2:47, archived)
# HAVE AN EPILEPTIC 201..............
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 3:25, archived)
# FUCKED UP EYES, that's the gift of Pedro to the world
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 4:56, archived)
# i LOLed
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 13:55, archived)
# these unicorns have obviously been force-fed massive drugs, this is an outrage
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 4:57, archived)
# Happy Candles Day !
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 10:05, archived)
# *douses*
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 15:16, archived)
# This New Years I got the best present of all it was FUCKED UP EYES
thank you Pedro for FUCKED UP EYES, what a way to greet the new year
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 4:56, archived)
# spacky new year!
excuse me while i convulse
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 8:10, archived)
# Happy New FUCKED UP EYES
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 10:01, archived)
# 'tis the season to FUCKED UP EYES
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 15:02, archived)
# Definitely a fitting start to the year !
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 10:06, archived)
# Merry 1st 3 Adblocks of 2016 to you too
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 11:07, archived)
# Meh!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 12:48, archived)
# doot doot
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 15:30, archived)
# happy seizure day!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 15:50, archived)
# Won't they ever learn?
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 17:43, archived)
# LOL'ed because my pen just ran out, not an hour ago. I was going over a parts list at the computer store.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 17:53, archived)
# So you could say that I was an inspiration to you.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 21:15, archived)
# more than that.
it was a psychic pre-cognition
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 21:18, archived)
# ...inspired....
...by atomic...
...you were...
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 21:37, archived)
# stop twisting my words!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 22:07, archived)
# to you all!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 0:00, archived)
# And 'Pants Sheep Lobe' to you too !
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 0:57, archived)
# Nappy Girlfriend Ear to you too
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 2:27, archived)
# Incontinence pants, hairy dog, Prince Charles? I don't get it.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 3:20, archived)
# Diaper Sheep Lug!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Pollination
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 18:30, archived)
# flob a lob a lob a lob?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 18:40, archived)
# Can I do the joke?
or is it too old hat?
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 20:08, archived)
# do the joke! do the joke!
we like jokes. do the joke. go on. do it. the joke. (this better be good)
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 20:09, archived)
# Ok the joke.
"flob a lob a lob a lob"

"Now if you loved me, you'd have swallowed that"

I thank yew, exits stage left.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 20:16, archived)
# > I thank yew, exits stage left.
just like my ex.
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 20:18, archived)
#
flob a lob a lob a lob

don't fart in the bath ben!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 21:48, archived)
# just like my ex.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 2:06, archived)
# FINALLY SOME SANITY ON /BOARD
:)
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 19:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 20:31, archived)
# PAHAHAHA!!
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 15:41, archived)
# awwww!
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 21:46, archived)
# That took me so much longer to get than it should have
I blame viewing on my phone
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 22:30, archived)
# Don't come here spouting nonsense -- "FutureBoy"
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 23:43, archived)
# Shit, I guess I shoulda waited 18 minutes for that :/
(, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 23:43, archived)

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