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[challenge entry] Mind yer feet...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 14:52, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 15:05, archived)
# Beaver
;)
AND, what a view you'd have!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 15:07, archived)
# Imagine being slurped up into that brobdingnagian clopper! Go on. Imagine.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:24, archived)
# hahaha
Imagining to the tune of John Lennon's 'Imagine'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:47, archived)
# Or
In the words of Nicolai Dante...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 17:57, archived)
# There's a K in crack
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 13:47, archived)
# In D&D, hobbits are called "halflings" to avoid copyright issues
Suppose these are "doublings"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 14:02, archived)
# Seems logical
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 14:38, archived)
# Nice
Pippin just wants to drop-kick Gandalf into Mordor
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 13:15, archived)
# 20 gallon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 15:05, archived)
# Trump was there!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] If he misses this, it COULD cost him the frame
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 12:31, archived)
# have you made the other balls smaller as well/taken them from another photo
or is it an optical illusion?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 15:06, archived)
# I just added a bigger white ball
All the rest is un-touched :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:18, archived)
# HAHA
go on Ronnie!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] bet that feels better...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 11:26, archived)
# Bet his amp goes up to 12
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrity Mastermind
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:50, archived)
# 'write the theme tune, sing the theme tune...'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 14:21, archived)
# Isn't that Ronnie Corbett's chair?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] :P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:40, archived)
# well he's a jolly fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:41, archived)
# Nicely Toastie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck me it's heavy
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] go away silly little tanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] blaaaarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Sensible Soccer style.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:40, archived)
# Okinawan Wind Farm?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:23, archived)
# it'd get the tourists in!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:23, archived)
# It would blow them away!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:29, archived)
# early wind farm construction
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] "told you"
biggerboat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:17, archived)
# :)
Got him!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] -.-
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Make It Big, done!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:12, archived)
# Oh very good :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] He was great at lifting girders, but no-one ever spoke to Big John . . . so he just drank

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Bloody Hell Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:40, archived)
# Nuts man?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:41, archived)
# Yep!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:59, archived)
# He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy, and if you spoke at all, you just said hi to Big John.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:45, archived)
# Loved that song as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy7arhKbQkQ
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:11, archived)
# HIVEMIND
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:46, archived)
# <s>E
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:50, archived)
# Bloke looks a bit like Richard Kiel anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 6 Feb 2016, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeeze Hank, sit still already!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:39, archived)
# Snap!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:40, archived)
# Why him?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 15:57, archived)
# Divine inspiration Pedro
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:17, archived)
# it works!
Just wondering if any sort of algorithms were used
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MAKE IT BIG

We're playing with scale this week. Grab a picture and then enlarge an item within that picture for hilarious results.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 8:35, archived)
# It's big already
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 8:47, archived)
# Wham!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 8:49, archived)
# That was my first thought too :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 10:00, archived)
# Oh boy!
To Grindr!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:16, archived)
# pfft, like you're not there anyway
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:24, archived)
# bindun?
(1UP! Socially Distant, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 23:27, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 23:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 3:10, archived)
# you're god-damned right!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 3:16, archived)
# Have we had the New Zikas yet?
I'd do it, but I'm ill.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 6:27, archived)
# Spice Girls at the hall of mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 8:07, archived)
# I want, I want, I want, I want, I really, really, really want . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/11186175
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] idiot
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 17:57, archived)
# I really like this because it is very clever.
I have also indicated this by clicking the 'I like this!' thingy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 21:00, archived)
# Please explain the joke to me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:46, archived)
# *cough cough cough*
Would you like to invest in some property?
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:52, archived)
# Not from someone with a cough
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 0:27, archived)
# Your a idiot and you've ruined everything.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 21:23, archived)
# "Yore"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 21:45, archived)
# also "roont"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:12, archived)
# wrecks the roont
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:21, archived)
# "rek's”
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:44, archived)
# psyche
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:54, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 21:40, archived)
# It's very clever. Just nod and pretend you understand.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 21:52, archived)
# A man became ill. He expected it to be just a cough or cold, but instead it was DEATH.
Then his house went up for sale.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:04, archived)
# See? Some people get it.
         
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:35, archived)
# Nor me - it's either fantastically clever or bum-soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:23, archived)
# Just click "I like this" and type woo yay or sutin.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:35, archived)
# Woo yay or sutin.
Nope. Mystified.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:37, archived)
# HA! It's so simple
...even an American figured it out *raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:35, archived)
# I'm a very busy man, you waster. You've obviously got more time than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:37, archived)
# ...and I thought I was your chocolate guardian :(
guardian fireguard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:38, archived)
# You are no such thing. Mommy says I can't talk to you anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 23:58, archived)
# That should be a game show
"Are you dumber than a Yank?"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:37, archived)
# The ones that were (no-one) wouldn't find the audition.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:39, archived)
# In his defence, the second half of the pun only works in Americaneze.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:44, archived)
# O I GET IT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:53, archived)
# I hope you didn't cheat and read the mouse-over text.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:56, archived)
#
         
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:58, archived)
# shhhh! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:54, archived)
# Woo, yay, houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:37, archived)
# EXACTLY
(blah di blah di blah blah, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:48, archived)
# Vey witty Oscar
Vey witty
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 4 Feb 2016, 7:05, archived)
# Nope, still don't get it.
Can't mouse over on a tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
# Sorry Bruce...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 16:42, archived)
# Johnny Corbyn
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:12, archived)
# or Kenny Everett had he reached old age
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:18, archived)
# "All done in the best possible taste!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:21, archived)
# Nicely done Ninj
very like a gardener I know o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:18, archived)
# I never know with all of you lot if you're talking in eufemisms or not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 13:14, archived)
# you lot as in 'B3ta members', 'males', 'Irish', 'fathers', 'younger, cooler bastards'?
here he is - - 'in the garden, doing some gardening', if you know what I mean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 13:52, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 16:00, archived)
# I bet she does, nudge-nudge, I bet she does
Say no more
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 18:42, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 15:14, archived)
# I'd vote for him
And today I discovered there's a font called Comic Papyrus. Combines two of the bestest fonts evar.

befonts.com/comic-papyrus-font-finally.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 13:33, archived)
# 2 negatives don't make a positive
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 13:55, archived)
# kill it with fucking fire
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 9:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 13:37, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 15:14, archived)
# This is brilliant
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 18:12, archived)
# Cheers Froggie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:57, archived)
# Wonderfully shopped sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 21:40, archived)
# \o/
Ta me duck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:57, archived)
# Pubic Image©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:24, archived)
# All top of the shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 4 Feb 2016, 20:17, archived)
#
plums
(A small damp ball of cotton, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 22:53, archived)
# I'd still vote for him.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 2:10, archived)

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