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# Edit: well, f**k. I guess I crowed too early.......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:32, archived)
# I hear he's going to move to West Sussex after that.
He chose... Crawley.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:45, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:47, archived)
# If only he chose Derbyshire.
He could have chosen... Risley.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 0:09, archived)
# The comedian, Mr. Mack, asked what he had for lunch
He chose... pies, Lee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 0:20, archived)
# And to wash it down he was offered men's piss or lady water
He chose... guys' wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 0:47, archived)
# He looks like Chief Inspector Dreyfuss!
Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better...
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:57, archived)
# bit out of order after scoring
(jim, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 22:08, archived)
# haha gotta love a cock card
here's mine should you even need one that's got a bit of a snoot

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 22 Jun 2016, 23:08, archived)
# It's not magenta
This board is dead. Oh Diana, Queen of Hearts, at least you don't have to live in this horrible world where people take Boris Johnson seriously.
(gijoel, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 7:58, archived)
# UKID


Directed by J J Abrams
(Comic pas, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:01, archived)
# Boom!
Needs more lens flare, if it's Abrams...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:31, archived)
# Why can't they aim directly at the monuments?
Don't they respect their own tradition?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:51, archived)
# yay
P*A*R*T*Y
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:59, archived)
# Bloody illegal aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:37, archived)
# sod politics, its Glasto this week!
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 18:40, archived)
# http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Glastonbury_Festival
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Hiya Georgie, do you want fries with that?


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(A Nonny Mouse, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:44, archived)
# KISS ME, FAT BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:48, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:19, archived)
# FUCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea here all week
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 22:26, archived)
# Curses!
Someone's always done it before me. And better. Waaaaaaahhh.
(A Nonny Mouse, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:15, archived)
# Nigel Farage Unveils Favourite Keanu Reeves Film


Sexy Woman in Black Disagrees.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:32, archived)
# has he never seen bill and ted's bogus journey?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:42, archived)
# STATION!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:19, archived)
# that's just terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:23, archived)
# No Blakey Hitler moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:31, archived)
# Ah, now I 'ummed' and 'arred' about that one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:38, archived)
# have a referendum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:42, archived)
# ...and then a referendar
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:52, archived)
# ....and then a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:55, archived)
# ...and then put a 'tache on it
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] You want to do what, Renton?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:46, archived)
# lsd made him think he was a bog brush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:19, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 16:32, archived)
# I felt too close to him at times when making this...


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(joeyizzy, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:13, archived)
# GlastonburEU
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:15, archived)
# can we please fire him into the sun?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:39, archived)
# Real horrorshow


Is it better for a man to have chosen evil than to have good imposed upon him?
(Comic pas, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Most inconsistently depicted character selling most consistent depiction media


(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:54, archived)
# Heheh
Poor Sorceress.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "The sentries report immigrants to the southeast. Thousands of them."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
*Clickety-Click* :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:51, archived)
# Hence the look on his face
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:22, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 23:36, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:03, archived)
# The correct spelling is "FAAAASANDS of 'em!"
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 16:31, archived)
# Accident at work, not your fault?


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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:38, archived)
# Oooh, I think you broke a Bono
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:53, archived)
# Only the Edge of it
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 12:53, archived)
# Be sure to save the money, so you'll
♪"Stiiiiiiill have a fund from your lucky fall."♫
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 13:33, archived)
# Oh Jesus Christ :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:23, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Sparkly
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:11, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:56, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Can you ride tandem?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:07, archived)
# Such tea snobs,
those damned apes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:16, archived)
# damned dirty apes.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:44, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Combine the birds and the bees - dusps, wacks, swees and daddy long pigeons
What if up was down? - show us the world on its head
Celebrity war - Future or past conflicts played out by "famous" people.
EU Referendum - In, out, what's it all about and what hell will YOU unleash by voting (or not voting) tomorrow


(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:48, archived)
# I'm a whore for celebrity war
iii
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:08, archived)
# portmanteau bears
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:10, archived)
# trois
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:10, archived)
# what if up was down? what sort of crazy talk is this.. i can still stiffy it up with the best of them
and anyone who says different is a god damn fucking liar and spreader of saying stuff that is absolutely made up and unhonest and distruthness....

it is impotence my feelings about these is knwon!

option 1 & 3 celebrity bee morphs
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:14, archived)
# one
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 22 Jun 2016, 9:57, archived)
# Birds vs. bees war please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 11:29, archived)
# cheese clowns
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] couldn't help myself
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 2:21, archived)
# now god damn it!
HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 2:26, archived)
# What just happened to brioznt snanpso?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] !


i.imgur.com/DMj9cWc.gifv
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 21:47, archived)
# Haha!!
Magical as always Elvis :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:09, archived)
# oh god, not again!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:12, archived)
#
One invisible puff-puff whisk of economically priced Ubik banishes compulsive obsessive fears that the entire world is turning into clotted milk, worn-out tape recorders and obsolete iron-cage elevators.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:29, archived)
# Brilliant! But awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:29, archived)
# Ha ha
The arm animation looks really smooth too, did you draw that yourself?
(Cruising Capacity, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:29, archived)
# 8 or 9 cut-outs from a gif....always a good guide purely for the movement.Then a few trials/errors
...bit of dressing trying to resemble Homer's arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:42, archived)
# Sounds like a lot of work, but yeah, it shows.
(Cruising Capacity, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:56, archived)
# Finely crafted gifs always
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 23:14, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 22:58, archived)
# Just saw this fantastic over-reaction to Benito's fp on Twitter
twitter.com/ukhistorygirl/status/745189814870360064
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 23:35, archived)
# Wow
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 23:57, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] "I want more shelves, Fucker".
"Replicate" your favourite shelf designs with the Black and Deckard LAPD 2019 Hammer Drill™.

Terrible night out...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 23:46, archived)
# "Wake up. Time to DIY."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:53, archived)
# Oh, VERY good, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 23:01, archived)
# i'd really love an explanation about all this invisible simpsons nonsense...
I shan't have the piss taken out of me either

loveyoubye
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:04, archived)
# It's a tribute to the best new person of 2016
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:06, archived)
# Some nonce done a stupid thing and run off, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:25, archived)
# Well, let's see. First /board got less busy.
And then the fake Japanese girls came, but they got too free and easy with squirrel burger arse hentai, so they all amputated their fingers and bled to death. And then the Anthonys came and they erased all of the Simpson in all of the episode, using with Adobe Photoshop or other raster graphics editor. And Happen Toaster started wearing all of cr3's frocks. I couldn't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 0:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 1:15, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 1:35, archived)
# suits me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 7:53, archived)
# This seems photoshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jun 2016, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's just get this one out of my system shall we...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:38, archived)
# ding dong!
and i bet you read that in his voice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:40, archived)
# How did you know that?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:41, archived)
# i'm psychic
*wiggles fingers in vaguely mysterious fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Although it was Leslie Phillips who said Ding Dong, not Terry-Thomas
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 18:28, archived)
# And Terry Thomas wasn't fictional as far as I'm aware. But that's nit-picking. Especially from someone who's too lazy (busy and shite) to upload anything these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 18:49, archived)
# i really am incredibly bored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:33, archived)
# :)
Where's the squirrel's tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:34, archived)
# covering them with her paws for the sake of modesty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 16:38, archived)

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