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Chiwetel are usually ahead of the curve, so I'm eager to see what the new version can do
so I'm eager to see what the new version can do
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:31,
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This means nothing to me
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:12,
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Oh Viennaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:14,
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HAHAHA
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:02,
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I don't know anything about any of this what what what what
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:16,
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There's this actor called Chiwetel Ejiofor
Which got me thinking about what upgrades they might install for Chiwetel Ejiofive. Or how rubbish Chiwetel Ejiothree might have been.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:23,
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hehe
Did need the above to get it though
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:02,
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I did
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:11,
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Ah, ok thanks :)
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 17:07,
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This is beyond me
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:18,
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i don't know what that is
but the one at the top has done some mad head spins
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:10,
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That was his 'Wolverine' phase
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:11,
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i do get the urge to grab handfuls of that hair and give it a squidge
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:13,
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Well, I liked it.
/ac
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:46,
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punch in the ball
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:44,
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:23,
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*guilty laugh*
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:24,
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Too many students are going to Hogwarts!
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:23,
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'shopped images only
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_le_shat ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:58,
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I know
She's a looker though!
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:26,
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*unlurks
*relurks RELURKS!!
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KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:21,
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Look at those Pearls!
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:28,
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iiiiiiiiiiiii belated candles m8
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐ ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:02,
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Bulldog chewing a wasp
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:40,
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Face like a welder's bench
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:50,
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Peter Hitchens in a wig.
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:49,
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"I DON'T WANNA BE WALKIN' AROOOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNND........LIKE THAT!"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:12,
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:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:09,
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Sweet
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Sherbs ,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:02,
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:23,
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oh yes
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:01,
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haha
He looks to pleased with himself
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:31,
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cheating the system
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:24,
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hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:36,
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heh-heh!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:12,
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But will it rust?
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LS18 ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 7:37,
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Nice
Death Star's seen better days
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:30,
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At least YOU appreciate what a fully-metal-jacketed pumpkin requires :P
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LS18 ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:12,
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 6:55,
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Well done
have a click.
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gijoel ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 8:08,
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Haha that's brilliant
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 9:06,
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Haha!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:48,
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HAHA
Nice signage too
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Q4nobody ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:31,
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I like this a lot
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:51,
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nice
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:16,
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I LOVE this
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:46,
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Skweez-A--Way
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LS18 ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 1:48,
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Sorry, I spent all my money on ball therapy hands
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:16,
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hmm, I thought you were born with those
Unless you paid for the use of someone else's hands....in which....never mind ;p
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LS18 ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:07,
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Purple Yaki wants to feel your muscles.
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 0:27,
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That wouldn't be Teri Yaki per chance?
She's often tried to hide inside dyed hide.
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LS18 ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 1:53,
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The Yak who squeezes muscles
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:45,
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The muscle squeezer is a rare and often misunderstood breed
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LS18 ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:52,
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This way up
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:13,
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ok, I'm stuck on a theme....eh ;(
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:59,
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Ba-dum
*toink*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:12,
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I think this should win a BAFTA
Which I am watching now 3 billboards is gonna clean up I feel EDIT:5 for 3 billboards
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:25,
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You mean the British finally have film and television?
Just wait 'til you get color :D
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:34,
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*ahem*
u
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:42,
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Where I'm from, playful picking on someone is a sign of good will :)
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:48,
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:D
The new Blade Runner won special fx Thought Star Wars would have taken that?
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:51,
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Does anyone other than the "establishment" even care?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 9:22,
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Flash_Bastard ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:24,
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monkey bar
:D
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:38,
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bro do u even fucklift
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:51,
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LOL
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:49,
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MAD GAINS
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:21,
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looks a little like that flanbase dude
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:02,
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Erm ...
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Flash_Bastard ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:04,
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Now that you mention it
it does like that friend of Freebase, doesn't it?Maybe it's just a humorous coincidence though.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:12,
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I think it's the overbite
If he squinted the eyes he'd be a lot closer. Here's the only example I have of Flanbase (in ShockJaw's beer)
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:17,
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That is a good example of Flanbase
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:34,
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I'LL GET YOU BUTLER
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DogHorse plop ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 9:17,
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Craig Butler--good call!
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LS18 ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:29,
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Racist
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:17,
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Who is this guy, I see his face a lot here
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:16,
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It's 'Funny Face Guy II'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:13,
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:)
gymnastics animals
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:07,
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BEWARE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:10,
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:28,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:52,
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brings back tearful memories
we were too poor to afford a Christmas tree, so we had to light up our donkey.
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:05,
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Christmas donkeys > any type of christmas tree
but < christmas cactus
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:14,
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Try riding a Christmas cactus
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:36,
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I tried it once
Felt a bit of a prick
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:52,
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feeling a prick, even a bit of one, might get you labeled :P
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:00,
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BEWARE
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:17,
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splits are notable
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:11,
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more banjo maybe?
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:16,
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FULL'S CREEN
?
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:10,
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bah! ;p
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:58,
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Safety first
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Ninj ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:15,
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Cheese!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:16,
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that wails!
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:39,
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:49,
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that's the Abbey Road crossing
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:51,
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:58,
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heheh good job :D
EDIT: but why are they crossing it? Think they are making an album?
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:16,
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:)
old cheesy
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:13,
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more like yolk amirite
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:18,
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mantis are surprisingly good at weightlifting
and yes, i really am that bored.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:03,
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He 'preys' it won't fall on his little head
EDIT: here's food (for the mantis, Smash--the mantis)
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:34,
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oof!
is the sound i imagine him to make EDIT: i'm full of chicken anyway :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:36,
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that's a polite way of putting it :P
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:42,
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chicken cock?
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:55,
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THAT COCK MAY NOT HAVE BEEN FULLY COOKED
woah, capslock
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:02,
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capslock spatchcock
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:16,
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Can you stop shouting about cock pls, my grandson might be reading
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:09,
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*Thinks of the children*
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:21,
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*yewtrees*
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa? ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:08,
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Dere's only tree of us cos of your fake account...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:18,
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I must confess to having never stepped one foot inside a gym
so will take you word for it
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:46,
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i have been to the gym about 7 times
got into circuit training with a friend but only went until the free trial ran out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:54,
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You're a braver woman than me
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:04,
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i found out that the weight set on the leg machine(i don't know what it's called) had been set by a proper athlete
i told them that my legs had to cart the rest of my fat carcass round, so of course they were bloody strong!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:24,
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legwarmers aren't so cheap when you have to buy them in bulk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:28,
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did you knit those smash?
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:34,
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no, i don't do legwarmers
they were tragic in the 80's and even more so now
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:36,
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leg warmers but no underpants.....*shocked*
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:46,
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wherever you be, let your thorax go free
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:50,
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I think it's a hammer - not an ax
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:51,
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silly person.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:54,
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It's not a hammer, it's a VW
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:43,
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I'm bored of this compo already :(
on the plus side I can complete the brexit bus game in 54 seconds now
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:53,
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:04,
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Approx. 600 Compo entries for Zombie challenge back in 2004
--struggling to get 15 entries on the current challenge
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:26,
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this saddens me
is it lack of b3tans or lack of decent image challenges?
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:13,
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It would have to be overall posting membership
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:21,
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^stats king
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:32,
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yeah...scary science and all that
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:45,
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Both
Needs 'Fish with eyebrows' compo 'Zombie fish with eyebrows' compo
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:26,
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More cowbell wouldn't hurt
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:33,
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Can't argue with that
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:04,
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Bit of both.
Good ones will get 4 or 5 pages, and images sometimes still go viral via the Twitter feed. The thing I always find interesting is that what does well here and what does well on Twitter is pretty different. Political stuff here rarely goes down as well as silly stuff, and vice-versa.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:44,
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I think it's too easy to acquire feelings of hostility on sites which permit or
encourage polltical expression. Silliness, on the other hand, can seem to foster positive feelings. Just sayin'
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:41,
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*blows sad trumpet*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:19,
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How did you know that's what he calls it...?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:15,
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has everything been done before?
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:01,
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Simpsons did it
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:27,
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do you even lift bro?
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:41,
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Investors wanted
How odd...I used this same forklift last night
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:04,
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you missed a trick...
...
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:28,
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dam'd if I didn't!
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:40,
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Needs more blubber
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:23,
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FUCK
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:28,
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Hey mediocre I got your Gazs thanks
I will reply anon directly 👍
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:51,
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👍
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:12,
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needs more counterweights
and more cowbell wouldn't hurt
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:32,
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or this
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:07,
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..................no it doesn't
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:35,
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it's funny cos it's fat Tory cunt Eric Pickles
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:01,
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i may never make pumpkin soup again
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:03,
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With one that large, you wouldn't have to...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:24,
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FAKE
The penis is too big
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:17,
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fp this now! etc
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:34,
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those things are the reason i have a very firm grip
the squeezy things that is, not captain bitey
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:24,
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hah I typed
'those squeezy grip things' into google for the image
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:30,
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hahahahaha
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:33,
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Never heard a woman call it that before
Never heard a woman call it that before Never heard a woman call it that before
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hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:31,
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squeezing is fine
as long as my nails stay out of the way......
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:36,
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Karma!
Pitiful Susan Boyle suffered merciless abuse at the hands of her co-joined brother, Lance. Courts finally issued a separation order and he spent his remaining days gathering dust on a shelf--an accomplishment of sorts, for a man who existed only from the neck up.
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 1:12,
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Yeah,
this is a great thing to wake up to
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:21,
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If it's a problem, I'll wake you up earlier ;p
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:05,
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No thanks!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:28,
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Oh I get it
Lance Boil LOL
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:28,
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Nothing gets past you, Pint!!
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LS18 ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:17,
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Things are looking up
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LS18 ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 17:26,
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there's a disturbing lack of zombies there
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 17:44,
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presidential curfew
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LS18 ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:33,
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He ate them all. With ketchup.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:25,
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He appears to be in a Mexican mall.
Biting satire!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:37,
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:D
in not buildingm w
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 22:00,
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To the Bimbo store!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:22,
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Apply at rear entrance
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LS18 ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:04,
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I had a job packing fudge into boxes once but my friends kept laughing at me
I got another job lifting shirts off rails - who's laughing now?
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:11,
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ummm--lifting shirts off rails is not a familiar expression on this side of the pond but
it sounds like it enabled you to see some tits, no?
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LS18 ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:41,
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Gah, you people.
You can even use the expression "fanny pack" in polite company without having to stifle a laugh.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:44,
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*stifles laugh*
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LS18 ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:46,
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what is this kwiff betting thing on the telly? spelled to sound like quiff (ok) pronounced by a merkin to sound like queef (most unseemly)
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:59,
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Chwegwin?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:07,
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Might be. Might just very well be.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think. ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:47,
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:02,
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So, they laughed at you for packing fudge
and they didn't laugh at you for being a shirt lifter (homosexual) who lifted shirts off rails (Urban Dictionary, rail = a horizontal erect penis of a guy laying down?) I fail to see much distinction.
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LS18 ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:14,
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I was a deez'l fit'er at the Hanes Undergarment Manufacturer.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:06,
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yep, deez 'l fit her
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LS18 ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:36,
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I had to garden up a hill once.
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gijoel ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:04,
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I didn't notice...
...too busy drilling marmite :(
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Paint! Another one lost ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 22:28,
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Do they only order a second cigar in once someone has bought the first?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:36,
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whew...another wtf comment. You guys are a tough crowd this morning! :)
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LS18 ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:42,
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