Chiwetel are usually ahead of the curve, so I'm eager to see what the new version can do so I'm eager to see what the new version can do
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:31,
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Oh Viennaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:14,
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I don't know anything about any of this what what what what
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:16,
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There's this actor called Chiwetel EjioforWhich got me thinking about what upgrades they might install for Chiwetel Ejiofive. Or how rubbish Chiwetel Ejiothree might have been.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:23,
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i don't know what that isbut the one at the top has done some mad head spins
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:10,
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That was his 'Wolverine' phase
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:11,
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i do get the urge to grab handfuls of that hair and give it a squidge Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:13,
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iiiiiiiiiiiii belated candles m8
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:02,
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Face like a welder's bench mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:50,
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"I DON'T WANNA BE WALKIN' AROOOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNND........LIKE THAT!" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:12,
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At least YOU appreciate what a fully-metal-jacketed pumpkin requires :P
( LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:12,
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Sorry, I spent all my money on ball therapy hands
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:16,
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hmm, I thought you were born with thoseUnless you paid for the use of someone else's hands....in which....never mind ;p
( LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:07,
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That wouldn't be Teri Yaki per chance?She's often tried to hide inside dyed hide.
( LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 1:53,
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The muscle squeezer is a rare and often misunderstood breed
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LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:52,
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I think this should win a BAFTAWhich I am watching now
3 billboards is gonna clean up I feel
EDIT:5 for 3 billboards
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Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:25,
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3 billboards is gonna clean up I feel
EDIT:5 for 3 billboards
You mean the British finally have film and television?Just wait 'til you get color :D
( LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:34,
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Where I'm from, playful picking on someone is a sign of good will :)
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LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:48,
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:DThe new Blade Runner won special fx
Thought Star Wars would have taken that?
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Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:51,
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Thought Star Wars would have taken that?
Does anyone other than the "establishment" even care?
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 9:22,
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Now that you mention itit does like that friend of Freebase, doesn't it?
Maybe it's just a humorous coincidence though.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:12,
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I think it's the overbiteIf he squinted the eyes he'd be a lot closer. Here's the only example I have of Flanbase (in ShockJaw's beer)
( LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:17,
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That is a good example of Flanbase mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:34,
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Racist
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:17,
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Who is this guy, I see his face a lot here mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:16,
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It's 'Funny Face Guy II' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:13,
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brings back tearful memorieswe were too poor to afford a Christmas tree, so we had to light up our donkey.
( LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:05,
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Christmas donkeys > any type of christmas treebut < christmas cactus
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:14,
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feeling a prick, even a bit of one, might get you labeled :P
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LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:00,
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heheh good job :DEDIT: but why are they crossing it? Think they are making an album?
( LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:16,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Gym Animals"){kind=small}
mantis are surprisingly good at weightlifting
and yes, i really am that bored. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:03,
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He 'preys' it won't fall on his little headEDIT: here's food (for the mantis, Smash--the mantis)
( LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:34,
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oof!is the sound i imagine him to make
EDIT: i'm full of chicken anyway :D
(EDIT: i'm full of chicken anyway :D
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:36,
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THAT COCK MAY NOT HAVE BEEN FULLY COOKEDwoah, capslock
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:02,
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Can you stop shouting about cock pls, my grandson might be reading drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:09,
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*yewtrees*
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:08,
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Dere's only tree of us cos of your fake account... Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:18,
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I must confess to having never stepped one foot inside a gymso will take you word for it
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:46,
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i have been to the gym about 7 timesgot into circuit training with a friend but only went until the free trial ran out
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:54,
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You're a braver woman than me hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:04,
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i found out that the weight set on the leg machine(i don't know what it's called) had been set by a proper athletei told them that my legs had to cart the rest of my fat carcass round, so of course they were bloody strong!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:24,
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legwarmers aren't so cheap when you have to buy them in bulk
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:28,
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no, i don't do legwarmersthey were tragic in the 80's and even more so now
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:36,
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wherever you be, let your thorax go free Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:50,
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silly person. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:54,
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I'm bored of this compo already :(
on the plus side I can complete the brexit bus game in 54 seconds now
Approx. 600 Compo entries for Zombie challenge back in 2004--struggling to get 15 entries on the current challenge
( LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:26,
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this saddens meis it lack of b3tans or lack of decent image challenges?
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Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:13,
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BothNeeds 'Fish with eyebrows' compo
'Zombie fish with eyebrows' compo
('Zombie fish with eyebrows' compo
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:26,
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Bit of both.Good ones will get 4 or 5 pages, and images sometimes still go viral via the Twitter feed.
The thing I always find interesting is that what does well here and what does well on Twitter is pretty different. Political stuff here rarely goes down as well as silly stuff, and vice-versa.
(The thing I always find interesting is that what does well here and what does well on Twitter is pretty different. Political stuff here rarely goes down as well as silly stuff, and vice-versa.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:44,
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I think it's too easy to acquire feelings of hostility on sites which permit orencourage polltical expression. Silliness, on the other hand, can seem to foster positive feelings. Just sayin'
( LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:41,
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*blows sad trumpet* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:19,
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How did you know that's what he calls it...? Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:15,
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Investors wantedHow odd...I used this same forklift last night
( LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:04,
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Hey mediocre I got your Gazs thanksI will reply anon directly 👍
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:51,
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..................no it doesn't Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:35,
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it's funny cos it's fat Tory cunt Eric Pickles
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:01,
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i may never make pumpkin soup again Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:03,
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With one that large, you wouldn't have to... Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:24,
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those things are the reason i have a very firm gripthe squeezy things that is, not captain bitey
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:24,
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hah I typed'those squeezy grip things'
into google for the image
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Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:30,
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into google for the image
hahahahaha Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:33,
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Never heard a woman call it that beforeNever heard a woman call it that before
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:31,
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squeezing is fineas long as my nails stay out of the way......
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:36,
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Karma! Pitiful Susan Boyle suffered merciless abuse at the hands
of her co-joined brother, Lance. Courts finally issued a
separation order and he spent his remaining days gathering
dust on a shelf--an accomplishment of sorts, for a man who
existed only from the neck up.
(of her co-joined brother, Lance. Courts finally issued a
separation order and he spent his remaining days gathering
dust on a shelf--an accomplishment of sorts, for a man who
existed only from the neck up.
LS18,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 1:12,
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Yeah, this is a great thing to wake up to
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:21,
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there's a disturbing lack of zombies there Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 17:44,
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He ate them all. With ketchup.
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:25,
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He appears to be in a Mexican mall.Biting satire!
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:37,
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I had a job packing fudge into boxes once but my friends kept laughing at meI got another job lifting shirts off rails - who's laughing now?
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Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:11,
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ummm--lifting shirts off rails is not a familiar expression on this side of the pond butit sounds like it enabled you to see some tits, no?
( LS18,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:41,
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Gah, you people.You can even use the expression "fanny pack" in polite company without having to stifle a laugh.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:44,
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what is this kwiff betting thing on the telly? spelled to sound like quiff (ok) pronounced by a merkin to sound like queef (most unseemly)
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:59,
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Might be. Might just very well be.
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:47,
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So, they laughed at you for packing fudgeand they didn't laugh at you for being a shirt lifter (homosexual) who lifted shirts off rails (Urban Dictionary, rail = a horizontal erect penis of a guy laying down?) I fail to see much distinction.
( LS18,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:14,
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I was a deez'l fit'er at the Hanes Undergarment Manufacturer. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:06,
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Do they only order a second cigar in once someone has bought the first? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:36,
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whew...another wtf comment. You guys are a tough crowd this morning! :)
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LS18,
Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:42,
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