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# Chiwetel are usually ahead of the curve, so I'm eager to see what the new version can do
so I'm eager to see what the new version can do
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:31, archived)
# This means nothing to me
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:12, archived)
#
Oh Viennaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:02, archived)
# I don't know anything about any of this what what what what
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:16, archived)
# There's this actor called Chiwetel Ejiofor
Which got me thinking about what upgrades they might install for Chiwetel Ejiofive. Or how rubbish Chiwetel Ejiothree might have been.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:23, archived)
# hehe
Did need the above to get it though
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:02, archived)
# I did
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:11, archived)
# Ah, ok thanks :)
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 17:07, archived)
# This is beyond me
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:18, archived)
# i don't know what that is
but the one at the top has done some mad head spins
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:10, archived)
# That was his 'Wolverine' phase
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:11, archived)
# i do get the urge to grab handfuls of that hair and give it a squidge
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:13, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
/ac
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] punch in the ball
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:23, archived)
# *guilty laugh*
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 15:24, archived)
# Too many students are going to Hogwarts!
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)
# 'shopped images only
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:58, archived)
# I know
She's a looker though!
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:26, archived)
# *unlurks
*relurks RELURKS!!
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:21, archived)
# Look at those Pearls!
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)
# iiiiiiiiiiiii belated candles m8
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:02, archived)
# Bulldog chewing a wasp
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:40, archived)
# Face like a welder's bench
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:50, archived)
#
Peter Hitchens in a wig.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 14:49, archived)
# "I DON'T WANNA BE WALKIN' AROOOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNND........LIKE THAT!"
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:09, archived)
#
Sweet
(, Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:23, archived)
#
oh yes
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:01, archived)
# haha
He looks to pleased with himself
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:31, archived)
# cheating the system
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:36, archived)
# heh-heh!
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:12, archived)
# But will it rust?
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 7:37, archived)
# Nice
Death Star's seen better days
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)
#
At least YOU appreciate what a fully-metal-jacketed pumpkin requires :P
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 6:55, archived)
# Well done
have a click.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 8:08, archived)
# Haha that's brilliant
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 9:06, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 10:48, archived)
# HAHA
Nice signage too
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 11:31, archived)
# I like this a lot
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:51, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:16, archived)
# I LOVE this
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:46, archived)
# Skweez-A--Way
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 1:48, archived)
# Sorry, I spent all my money on ball therapy hands
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:16, archived)
# hmm, I thought you were born with those
Unless you paid for the use of someone else's hands....in which....never mind ;p
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:07, archived)
# Purple Yaki wants to feel your muscles.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 0:27, archived)
# That wouldn't be Teri Yaki per chance?
She's often tried to hide inside dyed hide.
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 1:53, archived)
# The Yak who squeezes muscles
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:45, archived)
# The muscle squeezer is a rare and often misunderstood breed
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] This way up
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:13, archived)
# ok, I'm stuck on a theme....eh ;(
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:59, archived)
# Ba-dum
*toink*
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:12, archived)
# I think this should win a BAFTA
Which I am watching now

3 billboards is gonna clean up I feel
EDIT:5 for 3 billboards
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:25, archived)
# You mean the British finally have film and television?
Just wait 'til you get color :D
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:34, archived)
# *ahem*
u
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:42, archived)
# Where I'm from, playful picking on someone is a sign of good will :)
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:48, archived)
# :D
The new Blade Runner won special fx
Thought Star Wars would have taken that?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:51, archived)
# Does anyone other than the "establishment" even care?
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:24, archived)
# monkey bar
:D
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:38, archived)
# bro do u even fucklift
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:51, archived)
# LOL
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:49, archived)
# MAD GAINS
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:21, archived)
# looks a little like that flanbase dude
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:02, archived)
#
Erm ...
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:04, archived)
# Now that you mention it


it does like that friend of Freebase, doesn't it?


Maybe it's just a humorous coincidence though.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:12, archived)
# I think it's the overbite
If he squinted the eyes he'd be a lot closer. Here's the only example I have of Flanbase (in ShockJaw's beer)
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)
# That is a good example of Flanbase
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:34, archived)
# I'LL GET YOU BUTLER
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 9:17, archived)
# Craig Butler--good call!
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 12:29, archived)
# Racist
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:17, archived)
# Who is this guy, I see his face a lot here
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:16, archived)
# It's 'Funny Face Guy II'
(, Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
gymnastics animals

gymhorse
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:07, archived)
#


BEWARE
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:52, archived)
# brings back tearful memories
we were too poor to afford a Christmas tree, so we had to light up our donkey.

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:05, archived)
# Christmas donkeys > any type of christmas tree

but < christmas cactus
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:14, archived)
# Try riding a Christmas cactus
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:36, archived)
# I tried it once
Felt a bit of a prick
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:52, archived)
# feeling a prick, even a bit of one, might get you labeled :P
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:17, archived)
# splits are notable

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:11, archived)
# more banjo maybe?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:16, archived)
# FULL'S CREEN
?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:10, archived)
# bah! ;p
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:58, archived)
# Safety first

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:15, archived)
# Cheese!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:16, archived)
# that wails!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:49, archived)
# that's the Abbey Road crossing
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:58, archived)
# heheh good job :D
EDIT: but why are they crossing it? Think they are making an album?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 21:16, archived)
# :)
old cheesy
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:13, archived)
# more like yolk amirite
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] mantis are surprisingly good at weightlifting
and yes, i really am that bored.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)
# He 'preys' it won't fall on his little head
EDIT: here's food (for the mantis, Smash--the mantis)

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:34, archived)
# oof!
is the sound i imagine him to make

EDIT: i'm full of chicken anyway :D
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:36, archived)
# that's a polite way of putting it :P
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:42, archived)
#
chicken cock?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:55, archived)
# THAT COCK MAY NOT HAVE BEEN FULLY COOKED
woah, capslock
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:02, archived)
#
capslock spatchcock
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:16, archived)
# Can you stop shouting about cock pls, my grandson might be reading
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:09, archived)
# *Thinks of the children*
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:21, archived)
# *yewtrees*
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:08, archived)
# Dere's only tree of us cos of your fake account...
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:18, archived)
# I must confess to having never stepped one foot inside a gym
so will take you word for it
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:46, archived)
# i have been to the gym about 7 times
got into circuit training with a friend but only went until the free trial ran out
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
# You're a braver woman than me
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:04, archived)
# i found out that the weight set on the leg machine(i don't know what it's called) had been set by a proper athlete
i told them that my legs had to cart the rest of my fat carcass round, so of course they were bloody strong!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] legwarmers aren't so cheap when you have to buy them in bulk
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:28, archived)
# did you knit those smash?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)
# no, i don't do legwarmers
they were tragic in the 80's and even more so now
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:36, archived)
# leg warmers but no underpants.....*shocked*
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:46, archived)
# wherever you be, let your thorax go free
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:50, archived)
# I think it's a hammer - not an ax
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:51, archived)
# silly person.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:54, archived)
# It's not a hammer, it's a VW

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm bored of this compo already :(
shiotcompo
on the plus side I can complete the brexit bus game in 54 seconds now
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
antlift
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:04, archived)
# Approx. 600 Compo entries for Zombie challenge back in 2004
--struggling to get 15 entries on the current challenge
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:26, archived)
# this saddens me
is it lack of b3tans or lack of decent image challenges?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:13, archived)
# It would have to be overall posting membership
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:21, archived)
# ^stats king
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)
# yeah...scary science and all that
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:45, archived)
# Both
Needs 'Fish with eyebrows' compo
'Zombie fish with eyebrows' compo
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:26, archived)
# More cowbell wouldn't hurt
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:33, archived)
# Can't argue with that
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:04, archived)
# Bit of both.
Good ones will get 4 or 5 pages, and images sometimes still go viral via the Twitter feed.

The thing I always find interesting is that what does well here and what does well on Twitter is pretty different. Political stuff here rarely goes down as well as silly stuff, and vice-versa.
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:44, archived)
# I think it's too easy to acquire feelings of hostility on sites which permit or
encourage polltical expression. Silliness, on the other hand, can seem to foster positive feelings. Just sayin'
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:41, archived)
# *blows sad trumpet*
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 15:19, archived)
# How did you know that's what he calls it...?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:15, archived)
# has everything been done before?
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:01, archived)
# Simpsons did it
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] do you even lift bro?
doyoueven
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 13:41, archived)
# Investors wanted
How odd...I used this same forklift last night

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)
# you missed a trick...
...ls18
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:28, archived)
# dam'd if I didn't!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:40, archived)
# Needs more blubber
Taxi for Fat Tory Cunt Eric Pickles
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:23, archived)
# FUCK
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:28, archived)
# Hey mediocre I got your Gazs thanks
I will reply anon directly 👍
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:51, archived)
#
👍
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 20:12, archived)
# needs more counterweights
and more cowbell wouldn't hurt
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:32, archived)
# or this
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:07, archived)
# ..................no it doesn't
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:35, archived)
# it's funny cos it's fat Tory cunt Eric Pickles
Fat Tory Cunt Eric Pickles
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:01, archived)
# i may never make pumpkin soup again
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:03, archived)
# With one that large, you wouldn't have to...
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 18:24, archived)
# FAKE
The penis is too big
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 17:17, archived)
# fp this now! etc
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 19:34, archived)
# those things are the reason i have a very firm grip
the squeezy things that is, not captain bitey
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:24, archived)
# hah I typed
'those squeezy grip things'
into google for the image
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:33, archived)
# Never heard a woman call it that before
Never heard a woman call it that before
Never heard a woman call it that before
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:31, archived)
# squeezing is fine
as long as my nails stay out of the way......
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:36, archived)
# Karma!
Pitiful Susan Boyle suffered merciless abuse at the hands
of her co-joined brother, Lance. Courts finally issued a
separation order and he spent his remaining days gathering
dust on a shelf--an accomplishment of sorts, for a man who
existed only from the neck up.

(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 1:12, archived)
# Yeah,
this is a great thing to wake up to
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:21, archived)
# If it's a problem, I'll wake you up earlier ;p
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)
# No thanks!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 16:28, archived)
# Oh I get it
Lance Boil LOL
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 12:28, archived)
# Nothing gets past you, Pint!!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 14:17, archived)
# Things are looking up
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 17:26, archived)
# there's a disturbing lack of zombies there
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 17:44, archived)
# presidential curfew
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:33, archived)
# He ate them all. With ketchup.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 20:25, archived)
# He appears to be in a Mexican mall.
Biting satire!
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:37, archived)
# :D
in not building
m w
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 22:00, archived)
# To the Bimbo store!
(, Sun 18 Feb 2018, 9:22, archived)
# Apply at rear entrance

(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:04, archived)
# I had a job packing fudge into boxes once but my friends kept laughing at me
I got another job lifting shirts off rails - who's laughing now?
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:11, archived)
# ummm--lifting shirts off rails is not a familiar expression on this side of the pond but
it sounds like it enabled you to see some tits, no?
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:41, archived)
# Gah, you people.
You can even use the expression "fanny pack" in polite company without having to stifle a laugh.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)
# *stifles laugh*
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:46, archived)
#
what is this kwiff betting thing on the telly? spelled to sound like quiff (ok) pronounced by a merkin to sound like queef (most unseemly)
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:59, archived)
# Chwegwin?
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:07, archived)
#
Might be. Might just very well be.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 19:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:02, archived)
# So, they laughed at you for packing fudge
and they didn't laugh at you for being a shirt lifter (homosexual) who lifted shirts off rails (Urban Dictionary, rail = a horizontal erect penis of a guy laying down?) I fail to see much distinction.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:14, archived)
# I was a deez'l fit'er at the Hanes Undergarment Manufacturer.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:06, archived)
# yep, deez 'l fit her
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 15:36, archived)
# I had to garden up a hill once.
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 21:04, archived)
# I didn't notice...
...too busy drilling marmite :(
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 22:28, archived)
# Do they only order a second cigar in once someone has bought the first?
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:36, archived)
# whew...another wtf comment. You guys are a tough crowd this morning! :)
(, Sat 17 Feb 2018, 14:42, archived)

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