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[challenge entry] Cereal Killer
(Alligator, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Food model. Also does food porn.
(plankton, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:15, archived)
# If that Chocolate Lynx had taken off,
I bet scents like this would exist by now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 22:23, archived)
# I'd buy if it was advertised by Frank Bruno and Kevin Keegan
"Sausage for Men, when you don't have to fry too hard..."
(plankton, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 22:42, archived)
# I have to get out of here
There's a bison. I'm going to bury my necklace.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 2 Dec 2019, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The well known TV chef........Jamie Olive.


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(WGCtrev, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:59, archived)
# Arf! That gives me an idea!
Next week we should do...


Wait for it...


Remove a letter celebrities! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:07, archived)
# Say thanks for the fun images. People like it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:06, archived)
# Is that a g string he's wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:11, archived)
# It certainly is! Don't fret.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:12, archived)
# How does he keep from picking at it?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:21, archived)
# He doesn't. If you notice, when he's playing pool, he pries it out with acoustic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:39, archived)
# Guit tar fuck out of here!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:47, archived)
# :(
You're being picky






EDIT: Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:07, archived)
# yeah....find the nearest bridge and jump off it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:13, archived)
# pedal your hate elsewhere
But if you want to string us along somehow & you're strapped for ideas, I'll give you a few but you must pickup the tab.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:18, archived)
# Go pluck yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:19, archived)
# I think the MODs should have banjo long ago!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:20, archived)
# They're so out of tune....it's pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:23, archived)
# They're afraid of you since you're so prone to violins.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:28, archived)
# Not true....I'm a sax maniac.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:46, archived)
# Is that Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:33, archived)
# Maybe not the original one. The original lives in Brentwood, Missouri
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:40, archived)
# OBV
Says right on the picture...huge text and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:48, archived)
# It's not TOAP!!
It's an integral part of this work of art.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:05, archived)
# Pedro said 'art'....HAA HAA HAAA.... XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:12, archived)
# Big Fat Meanie >:(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:31, archived)
# I'm not fat.
Just mean.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:47, archived)
# So it's Batman?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 20:12, archived)
#
Doy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 15:49, archived)
# Such a sheeransky!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 16:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 16:19, archived)
# Let me guess; your IRL daytime job is pharmaceutical advertising
This has it all! Happy people, blue skies, models of ambiguous ethnicity ( so as to not offend anyone ).
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 16:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 16:41, archived)
# OH GOD!
How many of these do you have?!? :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 16:42, archived)
# HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? SHEERAN IS RISEN!
probably just one more, I'm bored already
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:28, archived)
# I thought it was aphex twin
(97800, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:43, archived)
# the second one does look like him
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:21, archived)
# Aphex twin, looking down on maddox
or joan "freebase" jones
(97800, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 19:18, archived)
# Chemtrails, unedited bear footage ...
(97800, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:34, archived)
# I made you a cake...because I care about my friends*

*not really.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 17:45, archived)
# God damn the pusher
(97800, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 20:17, archived)
# These are all wonderful!
*prints and frames to sell on Etsy*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 23:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 20:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 20:19, archived)
# HAHA OMG!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 23:25, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Mon 2 Dec 2019, 7:14, archived)
# Oh look, breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:20, archived)
# That cake is full of cake seeds :((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:22, archived)
# YOU WILL EAT IT!
AND BE HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 18:24, archived)
# That's what I said to yn, etc
(97800, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 19:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11300708
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] If your playing sounds a bit fishy - you may need a piano tuna
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Brussel Ackbar
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Ham Actor?


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(WGCtrev, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 12:42, archived)
# Taking ham-touching to a new level.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Baguette Handler?


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(WGCtrev, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 12:25, archived)
# I like this
I do not like this challenge tho:(
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Greasy fat and over privileged... The House of Lards
(AdrianJ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] it's not important
(ozof, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 12:05, archived)
# it really isn’t
(ozof, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - JOBS FOR FOOD

What line of work would broccoli be in? Do bananas ever wish they could be in the army? Would the country be better off being run by a tin of beans?
These are the questions that need answering this week. Show us food doing jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 11:01, archived)
# I can't count this far!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 1:19, archived)
# YAY for flaming cockage!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 1:58, archived)
# and hooray for cocking flameage :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 2:25, archived)
# That means you need some penicillin.
With penicillin yer peni will be chillin.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 2:54, archived)
# HOW DID YOU GET A FUCKLIFT ICON?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 15:08, archived)
# muchas felicitaciones candelas
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 9:45, archived)
# cock-a-doodley doo
happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 7:12, archived)
# AAAAIIIIEEEE!
IT BURNS!

Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 8:33, archived)
# Woo! Yay! Hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Get your Casio VL 1s out...
(AdrianJ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:41, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 1:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 19:47, archived)
# "Where's Bart"
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 20:15, archived)
# ,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 20:24, archived)
# .I.._(O ; o)_..l.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 20:48, archived)
# ..ll._(o ; -).ll.l
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:03, archived)
# ٩(^ᴗ^)۶
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:48, archived)
# :=(|)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:07, archived)
# ,.l.. o___o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:13, archived)
# @:€
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:26, archived)
# C|%=<
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:26, archived)
# ,.l.. o___o ..l.,
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:44, archived)
# ╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:58, archived)
# (⌐▨_▨)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:02, archived)
# (Ch@) ,l...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:22, archived)
# ,V.. o__o ..V,
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:27, archived)
# ｡＾･ｪ･＾｡
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:32, archived)
# (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:35, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 4:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 4:53, archived)
# Wish You Were Psychic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:04, archived)
# ...a wish in one hand.......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 21:18, archived)
# I like all these
good work
(97800, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 22:50, archived)
# o/' Cheers....have another:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:02, archived)
# ac/dc’s is the easiest
(ozof, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 3:03, archived)
# I learned something from this...
....first, I never saw that she was holding a microphone.
...second, I didn't know you could plug a microphone into the wall.
...third, you have to stand on a tiny blue towel to keep your balance.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 4:57, archived)
# why else would they call it a 'balance-towel'?
(oh, and singing directly into the grid in the 80's could reduce your bill by as much as 11)
(ozof, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 5:42, archived)
# They've all left
a bit like b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:02, archived)
# Zero Presence
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:03, archived)
# Worst christmas ever
(97800, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:10, archived)
#
"Absence"?
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:23, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 23:42, archived)
# now do sgt peppers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:05, archived)
# You do it!
I did 2 or 3 of those already.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:07, archived)
# do sgt peppers now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:10, archived)
# Here.....Get off my case, Toilet Face!
Toilet Face!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:20, archived)
# (⁎⚈᷀᷁ᴗ⚈᷀᷁⁎)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 1:09, archived)
# ben stiller says do it for 10 hours, hq
(97800, Sun 1 Dec 2019, 9:46, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 17:56, archived)
# FOSH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 18:01, archived)
# change a minor detail in a celebrity's tattoo, show us the result
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 18:05, archived)
# Make it sew, number one.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Nov 2019, 18:50, archived)

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