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[challenge entry] Bindun?????


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I'm still fairly new to this lark, but I expect to be told that the nevermind album cover is off limits now due to being done to death. In which case I apologise in advance. I'm so sorry.
(not sorry)
(WGCtrev, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 11:00, archived)
# The nevermind album cover is off limits now due to being done to death
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 11:27, archived)
# 'done to death'?
LOL, never!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Duke and Duchess of Sausage are proud to announce the birth of their son, Pork.
(plankton, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 9:49, archived)
# Lamby
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 9:07, archived)
#
You defaced Lemmy!

This is blaaaaaahsphemy!
(alloydog, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] it's funny, cos i hate peas

more meaty
(ozof, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 8:45, archived)
[challenge entry] shirley bindun?

cfb
(flozenstein is running around naked, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 4:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I think she might actually be taking a slice off
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:47, archived)
#
Are you aware that's how the cut got it's name? It was knighted by a king.
(mikey2gorgeous4u, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 9:09, archived)
# I was not
I owe this pun to Bugs Bunny IIRC
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 9:27, archived)
#
Well that's just as well because it's not...
The word sirloin derives from the Middle English surloine, itself derived from the Old French word surloigne (variant of surlonge), that is, sur for 'above' and longe for 'loin'. In Modern French, the cut of meat is called aloyau or faux-filet. A commonly-repeated anecdote claims that the name is derived from an occasion when King James I of England, while being entertained at Hoghton Tower during his return from Scotland in 1617, was so impressed by the quality of his steak that he knighted the loin of beef, which was referred to thereafter as "Sir loin". There is no reliable evidence for this explanation and scholars generally hold it to be a myth.
(mikey2gorgeous4u, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 8:20, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11303702
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 17 Jan 2020, 21:07, archived)
#
Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] We got chewy vittles t'nite, Granny
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:23, archived)
# Just like my Maw used to make.
Just before Dad left
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] I heard this is why he left . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:34, archived)
# Am I the only person who thinks this sounds like a Nickelodeon cartoon?
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 12:31, archived)
# Yes. Yes you are. :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 1:34, archived)
# I thought for sure you'd do "Wish You Were Ham" *
*TM atomic All Rights Reserved
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:05, archived)
# I will
But I need to build a WYWH LP cover with layers and save it as PSD file.

This one was Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:20, archived)
# I'd give you mine, but...*
*nofukinway
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:33, archived)
# This one also took about 10 minutes.
That included image search and taking a leak.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:23, archived)
# I'm leaning towards 'Wish You Were Gyro'
But the writers and layout designers are still mulling it over.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 0:06, archived)
# "How do you like your steak?" "Pink, Fried."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 0:20, archived)
# I like mine a little on the dark side
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 0:28, archived)
# There is no dark side of the meat really...matter of fact it's all dark meat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:07, archived)
# Don't push your politics on me, man!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:20, archived)
# Oh shit.....it was supposed to be a fade out subliminal message barely loud enough to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:31, archived)
# Delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:06, archived)
# Ohhh, this gives me an idea!
WOO!, by the way, or something like that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 1:24, archived)
# Yeah proper woos....took me a whole 10 minutes from conception to upload.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:07, archived)
# Would you believe...
That I exhaled from my nose more briskly than normal when I saw the image?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:22, archived)
# Wow....I really feel special now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:30, archived)
# You should, it was a rather short & sharp exhale.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:30, archived)
# They will erect statues of me for this. Thanks! \o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:32, archived)
# Indeed!
Erections everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 3:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The american civil war tied rib roast meat mortar
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 23:07, archived)
# That made me chuckle :)
clk!
EDIT: This must be a fully automatic weapon, seeing as how nobody has to reload! Prolly an AR-1.5 or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 23:16, archived)
# woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 23:22, archived)
#
worst oven ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 0:08, archived)
# Puts on a good show tho
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 1:07, archived)
# I could watch it for hours.
[logout]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:08, archived)
# Is is related to the
Lamb cannon, ham howitzer, beef bazooka or pork sword?
(rogerzilla, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 9:31, archived)
#
along with the gammon cannon and the luncheon meat truncheon.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 18:27, archived)
# what about
spam daggers?
lap rockets?
ham wallets? (for the ladies)
(flozenstein is running around naked, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 2:11, archived)
# Lethal Ham Cannon
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Dead meat = silent meat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ham and pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 23:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] You are what you eat?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 20:06, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I prefer hamtouché ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:43, archived)
# EEK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 1:24, archived)
# Brexit voter
(rogerzilla, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] A very hard to find single
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 20:05, archived)
# mmmmm, juicy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 20:20, archived)
# Celebrate the Buffet
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:25, archived)
# Washed up and Breaking Bread
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:29, archived)
# WELL DONE ;P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:43, archived)
# Trump is no stranger to diplomatic ritual
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 19:51, archived)
# I don't remember that episode of Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 20:07, archived)
# Live long and prostate
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Sir Francis Bacon
(Alligator, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 19:28, archived)
# The Dutch Meatmasters
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 19:34, archived)
# Feeling pig ruff.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 20:06, archived)
# Meat Neck. Sounds Great!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MEAT

It's Veganuary, so what more logical time to run a meat based image challenge.
Give us your meats in all their forms, from celebrity shops like Beef Richards to works of art by Mincent Van Gogh.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 16:11, archived)
# Richard mcbeef off of the internet once played a gig at Hulen, after going in up a mountain in a cable car and eating a pint of prawns.
(97800, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] See my man?
See mince?

Loves it.



(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 19:11, archived)
# No love lost between these two.
Lost lunch, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 3:32, archived)
# Custard exorcism
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 12:21, archived)
# EDIT: (added chunks to enhance realism ;p)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 13:18, archived)
# \o/' Thanks b3ta!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 2:44, archived)
# it's time!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 2:50, archived)
# To PARTY!
compo goin' out with a bang!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 3:09, archived)
# anti-braid
v nice
(ozof, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 8:24, archived)
# Scotch all weekend....jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:23, archived)
# The Visit Iran campaign is slick
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 9:28, archived)
# Party at Ground Zero!
It's gonna be a blast!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:21, archived)
# too simple
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 11:45, archived)
# I might add KISS and Pedro....
...maybe*....
*edit: CHA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:20, archived)
# Needs more Benny Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 13:19, archived)
# Yeah!
I love that Paki the Sax song
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 16:47, archived)
# Now now, you can be offensive enough without having to bring casual racism into it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 17:02, archived)
# But I said 'Peggy the Sax'!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 17:03, archived)
# Too brown and I don't like the font.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:19, archived)
# OMG, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:44, archived)
# IKR
He got in the way......kinda fat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:20, archived)
# You're welcome!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:10, archived)
# thnx mr.b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:19, archived)
# You're welcome!!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Choir swap

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Tic-Tac-Toe Swap
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 20:23, archived)
# The only way to win
is to go back to bed and get up again later.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 21:07, archived)
# I'll admit it
I sang the song.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 22:03, archived)
# Have you shopped Aled Jones's face to look all wonky or is that the real deal
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:48, archived)
# lols
Anything SOP is good by me.
(Mr Peters Purveyor of complete nonsense & utter drivel, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 0:37, archived)
#
Urban Soldiers back out on the street,
Kids in braces with their hair cut neat,
you don't know 'em but you know their name,
Bootboys, suedeheads, they're all the same,
Urban Soldiers on the street,
Urban Soldiers kids you meet,
Urban Soldiers they won't run,
Urban Soldiers from no one,
Cause they're Skinheads
Up the town for a drink on a Friday night,
they'll be ready if you start a fight,
they're the new breed and they'll get stuck in,
Urban soldiers, they're gonna win
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 0:53, archived)
# Googlifier - Chrome Extension for some silly lols


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(albie.one, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 16:35, archived)
# Needs sausage links
In the background
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 19:03, archived)

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