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(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok more of a classic play that was then released in book form rather than being a classic book but I don't care


By coincidence "The Mousetrap" began life as a radio play called "Three blind mice".

Danger Mouse
Is on the move
Danger Mouse is loose
Feel the magic
Hear the roar
Danger Mouse is loose
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Mon 11 May 2020, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT TOAP
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:10, archived)
# MORTALS
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:11, archived)
# Sing along if you know the theme
Dance your cares away, worries for another day
Let the music play, out in outer space
Work your cares away, dancing's for another day
Let Ulysses play
Out in Outer Space! *clap clap*
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:13, archived)
# would watch
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:40, archived)
# Perv.
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 17:24, archived)
# I still remember the theme tune
Up above the streets and houses, Airwolf climbing high,
Everyone can see it racing over the sky
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:19, archived)
# That pilot "Codeye" was a reet good shot.
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Government considering 'household bubbles' for guarding against coronavirus outbreaks
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - 80s Editions of Classic Books

Re-imagine classic literature from the viewpoint of the 1980s.
P.S. sorry it's late
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I’ll have a pea please Bob...

(, Mon 11 May 2020, 16:12, archived)
# Impressive.
Most impressive.
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 23:42, archived)
# Thanks God
for the nice weather
mini challenge will prevail
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 16:48, archived)
# *uninspired*
God....You're sacked!..............YOU'RE SACKED!!!!!!!

(, Mon 11 May 2020, 17:39, archived)
# Atomic what is your point
ies
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 18:11, archived)
# I fired God.
I have the Power.
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 18:56, archived)
# Alright
Prince Adam of Eternia
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:50, archived)
# Welcome to the Machine <3 <3 <3
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 23:21, archived)
# For a split second I thought it was Friday
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:38, archived)
# Wait... what day is it?
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 19:51, archived)
# Monday,
the opposite of Friday
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 21:15, archived)
# FUCKLIFT FRIDAY?
Good Times!
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 20:24, archived)
# I never did a fucklift,
I don't think I'd know how
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 21:20, archived)
# *unfriendz*
You disappoint me gub-gub.
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 21:40, archived)
# I don't blame you
I disappoint myself
(, Tue 12 May 2020, 0:04, archived)
# Great Idea!
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Trump unveils massive two page document on the pandemic
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 15:10, archived)
# Typo there,
it should read "HOSTIPUL."
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 15:14, archived)
# Forever in my heart!
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 13:31, archived)
# <3
reminds me of pierre et gilles and happier times
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 14:14, archived)
# : )
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 15:47, archived)
# dinner of doom..
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 13:16, archived)
# That movie has not aged well
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 13:30, archived)
# yeah racist as f~#*
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 13:37, archived)
# It is racist and sexist and stuff, sure.
But the direction and style are timeless. That first scene with the antidote and the diamond getting kicked around is tight as fuck, and the travel montage with the line on a map, fuck yeah!
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 14:10, archived)
# Wasn't it the BBC Xmas Day film once?
And loads of people complained because it says all Indians live in caves, worship the devil, make human sacrifices and eat weird shit.

Used to be known as "the crap middle one" of the series but now it's "the first crap one".
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 14:26, archived)
# And that vietnamese kid playing an anglo stereotype
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 20:15, archived)
# b3ta, you mean.
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] BACK OFF
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:43, archived)
# Clever
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:49, archived)
# Ooh nice
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks both :)
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 16:45, archived)
# Goatse

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(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:09, archived)
# You can say that again!
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:11, archived)
# Ok, had to look this one up
This is a screenshot from dagbladet.no from a few weeks ago. The detail we should be looking at is the bottom(!) left of the cat pic. And what's on the mug.

(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:48, archived)
# Revolution Goatse =)

So wow thats a neato what now right.

Response so far has been a little strange.

Now my goatse a guy on another forum made it.
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:57, archived)
# Bottom left of cat pic shurely?
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 15:17, archived)
# That's what I said
/didn'tninjaedithonestguvnor
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Obligatory death notice

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(, Mon 11 May 2020, 10:11, archived)
# woo yay!
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 10:23, archived)
# DIBNAH!
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 10:38, archived)
# Teh panowie!
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 10:55, archived)
# houpla!
Have an enclickenment, fair knight of teh spangzorz!
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:07, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
Cheers
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:10, archived)
# Ah shit
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 23:26, archived)
# So... to clarify...

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(, Mon 11 May 2020, 9:40, archived)
# Arf
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 10:02, archived)
# This is my current understanding of the situation.
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 10:04, archived)
# Well the app will only work on those people with a smartphone, might as well kill off the others right away
then we can say that it has a 100% success rate among the survivors
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 10:59, archived)
# It won't even work for all smartphone users.
It likely won't work to any great effect on iOS devices because of restrictions on Bluetooth while locked.
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 15:55, archived)
# Apple fanboys, no great loss
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 16:33, archived)
# Excellent summary of current government policy
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 17:33, archived)
# Been on my mind since last night.
and I am all out of gum.

(, Mon 11 May 2020, 7:05, archived)
# Jolly well roll your sleeves up, get back out there, work and start buying shit you don't need again.
I've given your employers sod all guidance on how to create a safe workplace and zero time to do it in, but what I have given them is the power to sack any staff member too scared to turn up this morning.

MBGA
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 8:17, archived)
#
Any business worth its salt will have had months to plan how to make the workplace safe. Businesses that have remained open have adapted well.

And those evil bastards have just extended furlough payments until October, to support those that cannot return. They do not have to return to work today. They potentially have months to restart.

It's funny that people who think the government have done a terrible job are also the people that want the government to decide every single iota for businesses.
(, Tue 12 May 2020, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP Sunday? Might as well de-lurk for a day...
(, Sun 10 May 2020, 21:38, archived)
# HIDE IN FRIDGE
(, Sun 10 May 2020, 23:05, archived)
# Thought I'd see how Stewart Lee's middle names joke works in this format
(, Sun 10 May 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Indiana johnson
(, Sun 10 May 2020, 23:39, archived)
# Deletion sunday more like
(, Sun 10 May 2020, 23:33, archived)
# I knew it
:(
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 11:44, archived)
# ok fine font
(, Sun 10 May 2020, 21:34, archived)
# well i like it
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 7:02, archived)
# Needs more cowbell
(, Mon 11 May 2020, 13:06, archived)

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