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[challenge entry] They spelled it right this time too
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(razzle, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] too niche?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:05, archived)
# Maybe?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:39, archived)
# my favourite band of all time
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:45, archived)
# No I love the cramps but am rissing the winter connection?
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 20:06, archived)
# dates! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 20:38, archived)
# Doh!
*self spangs* :D
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:05, archived)
# I'm wrapping all day and I'm wrapping all night
wrapping to the beat and I wrap it up tight
(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:13, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:23, archived)
# :)
Nice
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:38, archived)
# You can't seal your rapping paper with mix-tape.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 20:03, archived)
# Ha... Some Christmas Hummus!
(AdrianJ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] pffffft
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:03, archived)
# Grand Admiral Thrawn's post-disco phase.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:47, archived)
# "Doesn't matter if you're black or blue"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:49, archived)
# Quincy Cameron
(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Doubles as a superhero cape too...
(AdrianJ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Now you listen and you listen good BJ, this ain't no Cover-19 it ain't
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 16:16, archived)
# Take me down to paradise witty
Where the grass is green and the covid ain't pretty,
Oh won't you please stay at hommmmmee yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] If you look really closely...
(AdrianJ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] white
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 16:46, archived)
# BEWARE
(dribble, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 16:48, archived)
# cha
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:27, archived)
# Sheeeeeeeeep on Druuuuuuuuuugs........... Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:58, archived)
# :D
sheep reindeer
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:38, archived)
# Help me B3ta, you're my last resort
Hello everyone,

A while ago (can't be more specific than maybe 2-3 years ago) a link was posted on the links board to a guy who, let's just say, was an eccentric song writer. He had a very poorly laid out website with some of his songs that he'd written. He was even, if I remember correctly, offering his services, genuinely, as a songwriter and to be quite honest the tracks weren't necessarily of the highest quality, technically speaking or performance wise.

One of the songs however became a meme with a friend of mine. We'd sing it almost weekly to each other. The only lyrics either of us can remember are:

'Oh the corn don't grow, since Jaiiiiimie, left the county.'

That's literally it.

I have googled every variation of that line and cannot find the man's website any more. I NEED to hear that song again. I MUST turn this dreadful year around and give both myself and my friend a light at the end of the tunnel.

If ANYONE remembers the post or has some way of finding it for me, I would be ETERNALLY grateful.

I'm pretty certain the description on the post didn't even have much other than 'This guy seems like a great songwriter' or words to that effect.

Is this a bonkers request? Most certainly. Can anyone help? Unlikely. But if anyone can point me even vaguely in the right direction, Christmas will be saved.

Thank you in advance!
(Slurpy J, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Sorry
no idea but I do recommend everyone buy the Christmas no 1 smash by The Kunts
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:14, archived)
# is that "Have yourself a kunty little Christmas"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:01, archived)
# The jingle guy?
Peter Madden.

soundcloud.com/jake-skelton/01-b3ta-jingle

Looks like his website, jinglewriter.co.uk is down though. :(
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:28, archived)
# This is delightful but...
sadly not. This guy was American, 40/50 and was REALLY trying his best.
(Slurpy J, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:31, archived)
# Wesley Willis?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh942B0QmRU
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:33, archived)
# Also tremendous, but not my guy...
if it's any help this wasn't a YouTube link, it was his own website, which looked very much like it had been constructed using Geocities.
(Slurpy J, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:59, archived)
# David Liebe Hart?
artbyliebehart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 17:40, archived)
# You are an endless supply of linkage!
But ALAS, still not he.
I'm so appreciative of your efforts and also so sad that I've still not found him.
(Slurpy J, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 17:52, archived)
# At least you got to hear some excellent music on the way.
Can you remember anything about the style of music, the instrument(s), or any other useful clues?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:46, archived)
# Pianos, a banjo...
It was country. All slightly out of tune and warbly, out of tune singing.
(Slurpy J, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:05, archived)
# I thought everything was on the Net
do you have any other data referencing this chap? texts etc.?
if you have a rough date, can you check back through your browsing history, or the links history? try a search on there.
what platform did he use? YT ?
try other search methods, like Images.
how would you categorise his style ? Country ?
go to a Country forum with your request.

somebody, somewhere, knows something.

Good Luck, and Merry Xmas.
(davyclam, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 20:40, archived)
# Sounds like [insert b3ta username here]
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 15:49, archived)
# tl;dr
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 22 Dec 2020, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(razzle, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Chuff it's cold!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:32, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm pea
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 11:44, archived)
# ha cleva!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:49, archived)
# :-)
They mastered the old "everyone look in different directions" pose.
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] aphexmas twin innit.

Click for bigger (84 kb)
(1UP! Socially Distant, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 5:42, archived)
# 1 thumbs UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 5:46, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:31, archived)
# THIS TOOK AGES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 22:45, archived)
# Well it certainly didn't do them any good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:08, archived)
# MUTCER?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:13, archived)
# There is no utcer
(dribble, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:22, archived)
# Hold me MUTCER tiny utcer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:39, archived)
# Dog Cancer
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:43, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:44, archived)
# But, how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 13:57, archived)
# His pal does that for him

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:04, archived)
# Steep Hills of Vicodin Tears
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:45, archived)
# I'm serious as dog cancer
When I say that rhythm is a dog cancer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 9:45, archived)
# Mutcer?
I hardly even know er!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 8:21, archived)
# You know, Special Agent Chthulu's partner in the X-Files.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 8:39, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:51, archived)
# IDGI :((
www.instagram.com/p/CJEOMJMi3YL/?igshid=18pzy6lsbi5s4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 0:12, archived)
# Belly good
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 0:26, archived)
# IFGIN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:10, archived)
# Well good because there’s an even shitter one on the way.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:42, archived)
# i'M WAITING WITH BAITED BREATHE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Wish You A Merry Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 22:37, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 22:46, archived)
# Brill!
-click-
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 22:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Which one's Pink?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 0:18, archived)
# They're both pink on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 2:54, archived)
# Woo!
anda yay
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry]

christmas in the 80's

(razzle, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 22:33, archived)
# Home Alone is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 0:19, archived)
# definitely!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] How many MCs must get dissmassed?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 21:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 0:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 5:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 5:44, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 18:49, archived)

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