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[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 23:04, archived)
# iWo Jima
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 23:53, archived)
# They're holding it wrong!
(Cerberus64, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 0:55, archived)
# How is covid formed
(dribble, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 4:20, archived)
[challenge entry] The Eagles Are Coming!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:31, archived)
# I haven't seen the Mandalorian yet. Don't ruin it for me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 22:47, archived)
# I haven't either. I'm not into it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 1:36, archived)
# Welcome to Hotel Cal in Moria
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 0:25, archived)
# KTHNKXSOK...K...KKKKTHANX...THNXXXX......OK...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 1:35, archived)
# Smeagol
illegally wearing Sleeve Eagle on his breast.
This creature has no shame.
(davyclam, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:51, archived)
# top work


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:52, archived)
#
I concur on this matter.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 0:24, archived)
# Oh my gosh, it's got to be Luke!
(sobs)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)
# Bart Simpson's invisibility in Calvin and Hobbes style
Hi!. I made another image with "InBartsivility", this time based on a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip, but i replaced Calvin with Bart Simpson from The Simpsons:
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Plot: Bart imagines he made himself invisible to steal some cookies made by his mother Marge Simpson without anyone noticing. Bart, imagining himself that he became invisible, takes off his clothes and goes to the kitchen to steal some cookies. But Marge finds out and scolds him for being naked in the kitchen.

This is the image of the original C&H comic strip:

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The fanart is a homage to the Bill Watterson's comic Calvin and Hobbes. Regards! =D
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:32, archived)
# Do you masturbate while you make these?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 20:13, archived)
# No
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 20:14, archived)
# Do you have a fear of becoming invisible?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 20:20, archived)
# Can you see me right now?
Can you?...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:11, archived)
#
i.ytimg.com/vi/3liqQa1w2B0/hqdefault.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:42, archived)
# OMG! Is that Bert?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 22:01, archived)
# YOU CAN SEE HIM??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 1:57, archived)
# STOP THE COUNT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 2:49, archived)
# BIGLY
...akshally
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 14:39, archived)
# maybe you should
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:30, archived)
# Plot: Invisible Bart gets pushed off a roof and DIES....................The End.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 21:38, archived)
# And invisible Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes what will happen with him according to you?
(Anthonyb3ta70100, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 22:07, archived)
# He will fuck Marge up the arse, and she will love it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 22:21, archived)
#
is it a fetish for naked underage boys???
(razzle, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 23:59, archived)
# Tonyb3ta1991 you mean?...Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:57, archived)
# It's one first level for man...
...one giant mothership for mankind.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:09, archived)
# Is he not concerned about asteroids?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 6 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)
#
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Not strictly within the definition of the compo, but fuck it...
(plankton, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:37, archived)
#
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:28, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:01, archived)
# :( always this way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Godzilla!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:30, archived)
# Half Bat / Half Horse
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:02, archived)
# ♪ What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me... ♫
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:00, archived)
# dyslexia is a hell of a thing
Apologies...
(foamy, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 14:55, archived)
# Constipation, you mean
(dribble, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(razzle, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:37, archived)
#
"Because of their shape, they are named after the Latin word “gladius”, meaning sword. In Rome, gladioli were associated with gladiators. Some say that gladiators wore gladiolus corms around their necks during battles to help them win and protect them from death. Because of their association with gladiators, the gladiolus flower meaning is strength and integrity."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:20, archived)
#
I guess they had them in roman times - compo rules now broken!

not sure why Morrissey had them though?
(razzle, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:02, archived)
# CACKLE MY GLADYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:12, archived)
#
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:40, archived)
# TBF, everyone asks for more Viennetta
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 15:24, archived)
# No way!
Arctic roll FTW
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] pea from me

(razzle, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm...pea


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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 11:25, archived)
#
'What's wrong with a kiss boy? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't need to go leaping for the Klimt like a bull at a gate!'
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 6 Jan 2021, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Utrum quis dicat "Just Eat"?
(plankton, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon down to Jesus Wheels... he'll save you... $$$ off a new chariot.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)
# Clever as Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 9:44, archived)
# nailed it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 10:25, archived)
#
ha and arf

and snigger too
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:08, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 10:58, archived)
# Haha!
Biblical.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:05, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:09, archived)
# This is super
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:22, archived)
# Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:47, archived)
# Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:53, archived)
#
woo
(razzle, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:56, archived)
# Marvelooos!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 19:26, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(pinefresh, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:43, archived)
# Tits!
But ugh! ...technically, the phone would always look squared-up in the shot.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:50, archived)
# shut up
(Vladimir Gluten, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 12:51, archived)
# Not if you tilted it and took the photo fast enough
(dribble, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:20, archived)
# But then you'd get a rolling shutter effect
And the phone would look curvy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 1:56, archived)
# The vaccine has no side effects
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 7:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jan 2021, 8:56, archived)
# Memories...
"Cat found. Tasted like chicken. Do you want the collar back?"

There was a poster of this, from here, years ago. Anyone still got a copy? Please? Pretty please? Even archive.org has let me down on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 22:30, archived)
#
imgur.com/gallery/AGc6k
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 22:48, archived)
# Ta muchly
Not the exact one but damn close
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 7 Jan 2021, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Pwner Lisa
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Jan 2021, 22:11, archived)

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