He wore a dickheads's hatAnd any apple marked out of bounds
Old Ad just had to have
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Mon 4 Jan 2021, 23:52,
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Old Ad just had to have
You know he's watching the green bint
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 5 Jan 2021, 13:39,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: B3TENET"){kind=small}
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - B3TENET
In Chris Nolan's Tenet they send objects back in time by magically "inverting" them and burying them in the ground. Like reverse Archaeology.
It's rubbish. We can do better. Send modern day objects back in time for lols, with the power of photoshop.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 17:34,
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Temperature Time Prime Minister
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 16:05,
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I must say, I giggle every time I scroll past this.It is humo(u)r which has stood the test of time.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 21:07,
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Stop it... Stop it... Stop it.... alas...
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong),
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 15:09,
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"I'm Brain and so's my wife!"
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong),
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 15:34,
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Haha.From a previous cunt administration.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 19:34,
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This wins.Close the comp. Nothing is getting better than this. Really superb.
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Fri 8 Jan 2021, 9:57,
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surely there's opportunity
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 14:03,
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It's precisely this kind of irresponsible prankstering that causes confusion and merriment in equal measureWhat do the locals of Weymouth think of your regular hijinks?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 13:43,
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His adamantium-coated skeleton is gonna be the best, the strongest, ask anyone
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Sun 3 Jan 2021, 22:16,
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dipped in boiling piss, YES! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:05,
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This is terrible! It will wash out his lovely orange hue :(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:14,
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They’re using this as the template for the new lawn ornament sensation, “Lawn Shouting Trump”. You too can be yelled at by former president Trump as you mow your lawn. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:12,
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I would get one which is made like Billy Bass.where the head pops out and shouts, "FAKE NEWS"
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:15,
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Haha yes, there should be a whole list of short quotes, randomly selected each time. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:21,
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Seen Vic Berger’s “best of Melania” video? www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW2IDtLvdNI
If this is not your thing, forgive me for the assault on your senses. I love this sort of thing, and even then it’s difficult to watch.
(If this is not your thing, forgive me for the assault on your senses. I love this sort of thing, and even then it’s difficult to watch.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:32,
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Haha. Surreal.He made America entertaining again. Bernie would have been so boring, with his fairness and compassion.
Who cares if the rich got trillions.
(Who cares if the rich got trillions.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:50,
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Essentially a 4-season reality show with a staggering budget and world-changing consequences. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 5:41,
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THE BEST REALITY SHOW PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:59,
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He has such kissable lips
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 1:18,
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What's 'real news'? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 2:15,
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But his Twitter page looks entertaining. I take that back
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 2:35,
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She's worth every cent.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 18:03,
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STOP THE STEAL!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:37,
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Probably The Go-go's most popular tune
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:39,
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MY CRYPTORCHIDISM PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 2:14,
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this list will be long!!
I will have Mexico pay for that
Grab 'em by the pussy
shithole countries
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Mon 4 Jan 2021, 11:13,
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I will have Mexico pay for that
Grab 'em by the pussy
shithole countries
IT WILL ALL BE OUT IN THE OPEN SOONMASSIVE FRAUD!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 5 Jan 2021, 3:09,
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Beam me up Scotty!Is this the new Dr Who?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:15,
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Palpatine's first attempt at Snoke clones proved to be a dismal failure
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Pizopop was here,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:35,
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Frankly Daffy Duck would do a better job.
Actually a dog shit would make better decisions than this cunt.
Octo I ruin everything.,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 15:40,
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Can we skip to the part where Elmer Fudd comes on and shoots the moron
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Pizopop was here,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 17:44,
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I predict they'll be shut within two weeks.Only because Boris says they are definitely, absolutely, 100% safe.
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Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:17,
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No, I'm not a blustering idiot making endless u-turns, I'm being GUIDED BY THE SCIENCE.
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Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:32,
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He blustered away not answering questions on Marr this morningRather than "science" he repeatedly mentioned "public health advice".
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:47,
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It's what politicians do.I've listened to dozens of ministerial "grillings" on breakfast radio over the course of this year, and I don't recall a single straight answer being given. Or in fact, any acknowledgement of what the questions were. They might as well just say, "I'm glad you asked me that, Mishal, now I shall read a series of totally unrelated pre-prepared statements".
Bring back fucking Paxo. Asking the same question thirty or more times until he finally broke them.
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Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:02,
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Bring back fucking Paxo. Asking the same question thirty or more times until he finally broke them.
Or until they had to stop the interview. I completely agree, there’s nothing even approaching that level of relentlessness in the US mainstream media and i5 would be very welcome. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 5:38,
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My favourite tune by Manfred Mann & his Earth Band
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 20:50,
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That's what I said
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:31,
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Magnus Magnusson Edit - his son was named Magnus Magnussonsson, probably
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 23:45,
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<3Yeah, I had to look it up
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 23:51,
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I hope they got good coffee in the Brakaroom.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 3:00,
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Well that might be the issue.You need to be guided by an innate sense of superiority and a deep belief in religious verisimilitude.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:07,
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There’s something very Monty Python about his arm. Terry Gilliam I mean
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 0:17,
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The Masters snooker tournament starts next Sunday(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 12:15,
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No love for Delgado??Oh wait, I bet they're both Delgado in disguise.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 13:59,
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There've been 9 actors who've played the Master, you want me to 'shop all of them into snooker scenes for a simple joke? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 15:11,
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Especially the one with the ping pong ball eyes, yes. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:42,
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Excellent, thanks for the reminder
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 4 Jan 2021, 10:48,
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Oeuf! I had to look into this..Does this make me gay now?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 13:07,
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No it makes you worse than Hitler for not already knowing about it
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Sun 3 Jan 2021, 13:17,
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Haha! Is there a 'gender alert' I can sign up for?I mean I don't want some bint changing it up whilst I'm mid-wank
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 13:18,
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I don't get it.Genuinely. What is the joke, or the point being made?
Coming out as nonbinary means you vanish from the internet?
(Coming out as nonbinary means you vanish from the internet?
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 14:05,
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I'm actually pretty impressed with how quickly many websites updated his name. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 14:15,
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Either that or the internet torches and pitchforks mob would have descended and ripped them to shreds.Thank god no-one had anything else to worry about last year.
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Sun 3 Jan 2021, 14:44,
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In other news, Meghan Markle would like to interrupt all this boring death stuff to remind you that she still exists.
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Sun 3 Jan 2021, 14:46,
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OMG, is she still a 'thing'?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 14:51,
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I'm none the wiserbut it looks like I'm happier that way.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:41,
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Hanson in the bookies again
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 21:59,
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This is of course the 1983 Iron Cross He-Man, not to be confused with Imperial Eagle Underpants Adam from the following yearThe factory's style guide made it very clear that under no circumstances should those torso sections be combined in a later release
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Sat 2 Jan 2021, 21:51,
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Man-At-Arms had been construction a robot when Prince Adam was kidnapped by Skeletor and his sword had been lost in time."No! I must stop the Evil Warriors™" he shouted. The sword said "No, Adam. You are the Warrior™." And then, Adam was a Most Powerful man the Universe.
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Sun 3 Jan 2021, 0:06,
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^This is totally true facts^I just saw a Chinese Drama, and it was all about "Sword Intent".
Fuck
Yes
This blows my mind.
(Fuck
Yes
This blows my mind.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 3 Jan 2021, 2:16,
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Imperial Polar Bears have entered the base
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:54,
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Now Ralph Wiggum is invisible!Hi and Happy New Year to everyone!. First was Bart Simpson, then was Lisa Simpson and now another character from The Simpsons became invisible and is Ralph Wiggum.
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Plot: Ralph Wiggum accidentally drinks a Professor Frink's invisibility formula and he turns invisible. And when Ralph realizes that he can only see his clothes, he thinks that he turned into a washing machine. His father the Chief Clancy Wiggum scares out and thinks that his son turned into a ghost.
I used Adobe Photoshop to invisibilize Ralph. If you want, you can reply this post with your versions of invisible Ralph Wiggum, removing him from his clothing. Regards!. =D
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Sat 2 Jan 2021, 16:24,
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Plot: Ralph Wiggum accidentally drinks a Professor Frink's invisibility formula and he turns invisible. And when Ralph realizes that he can only see his clothes, he thinks that he turned into a washing machine. His father the Chief Clancy Wiggum scares out and thinks that his son turned into a ghost.
I used Adobe Photoshop to invisibilize Ralph. If you want, you can reply this post with your versions of invisible Ralph Wiggum, removing him from his clothing. Regards!. =D
Happy new year Anthonyb3ta70100 on today, 2nd January, the second day of the new year which began yesterday on the 1st of January 2021 and is the year after 2020 which was last year.
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Sat 2 Jan 2021, 17:42,
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Happy New Year Anthonybeta70100!I'm not very good at the photoshop so here is my picture of The Simpsons with an invisible Ralph Wiggum:
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sat 2 Jan 2021, 17:51,
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I cannot tell you how delighted I am to see this postIt's been a long time
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Sat 2 Jan 2021, 18:50,
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But invisible literally pleaseNo naked Ralph Wiggum, just Ralph's clothes
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Sat 2 Jan 2021, 19:04,
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