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# kloggins48
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:25, archived)
# Make sure not to log out when you should be logging off and vice versa.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:28, archived)
# Not so fucking Loggins
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 15:47, archived)
# Gonna take a light into the darkened zone
(dribble, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 16:11, archived)
# Sonic 5 confirmed
(dribble, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 16:12, archived)
# It’s a game-within-a-game in Half Life 3
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:02, archived)
# As a texture
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGd0lq1oY7k
(dribble, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:43, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 17:44, archived)
# Kenny ShakesItAllAbout
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:11, archived)
# Kenny's Logs in jeggings
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "Who's Bot!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 13:34, archived)
# what nose-matching algorithm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 13:47, archived)
# I think that’s more a question for Michael, the child-fucking freak.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:08, archived)
# I thought he was more into wanking them..?
I must admit I've not looked very deeply into it, but I thought Jacko's paedo thing was more about vicariously reliving his pubescent years through the children he invited to his sleepovers.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:35, archived)
# “I've not looked very deeply into it,”
Is your in-depth Freudian analysis something you’ve just sat and fantasized then? Because, you know, that’s an odd thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 15:54, archived)
# Is this too much?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:05, archived)
# It's exactly the correct amount.
Nah, I've just pieced together a load of half remembered anecdotes and combined them with half remembered affidavits and statements made by the families who sued him, together with stuff from that Opera interview.

How deeply researched is your child fucking claim?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:36, archived)
# It's truthy, that's enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 13:45, archived)
# No You
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:57, archived)
# I have what is claimed to be REAL picture of you! I had certain ideas about how you looked but I got it very wrong, according to this mysterious portrait that was found on a laptop handed in for repair and later found to contain a mysterious portrait..
Should I post it later?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:30, archived)
# I wanna see!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:50, archived)
# I am very handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:58, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:20, archived)
# This is GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Sure, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 12:15, archived)
# I bet you're wondering how I knew
'Bout your plans to make me blue
Of course I knew, I have a brain the size of a planet
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 12:58, archived)
# I know a 'droid ain't able to cry, with all this pain in the diodes down my left side
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 13:21, archived)
#
better than his original release
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:28, archived)
# no di saurs
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 8:08, archived)
# Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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(raypugh, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 6:49, archived)
# I think Max and Kryten were cousins
(rogerzilla, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(raypugh, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 6:38, archived)
# this was the first one that came into my head last week
so I'm glad someone finally did it. You made an old man proud.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 7:29, archived)
# "Danger, Will Robinson. Taxman approaching."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 11:08, archived)
# BÖRD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:42, archived)
# thrilling

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 2:30, archived)
# WHOOPS!
I meant this...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 2:52, archived)
# That's better.
There is not enough goose on teh board lately.
[remembers footgoose] XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 4:59, archived)
# i think they all drowned :(

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 13:48, archived)
# GGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:10, archived)
# this kick-flip happened
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ♪♫"STOP! HAMMERSTEIN TIME!!"♪♫
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:57, archived)
# Bigga!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:24, archived)
# fokkin 'ell, mate!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:24, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:47, archived)
#
whatever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:43, archived)
# (|D[ekionplexis is back
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 22:52, archived)
# Highlander XVIII:The Refractoring©
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 23:31, archived)
# it's a marvellous night for a
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:15, archived)
# Boon served me a pint in his Henley pub. When he was alive, obvs.
Therefore "I like this".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:59, archived)
# So have I got this right? Since he died you can’t get served in his pub any more? Were you in some way responsible for his sad demise?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:48, archived)
# We used to go in there too.
We'd sing:
Boon, Boon, he came from the moon,
Making it here with a dish and a spoon,
As far as we know he's not going back,
So give us a pint, Elphick, you 'sack.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:13, archived)
# Wait, this isn't pink floyd.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:45, archived)
# u b3ta chek uself B4 u rek uself
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:36, archived)
# When you been rapping for 30 years and your job gets taken by a computta,
that's hard times.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:38, archived)
# fuk da policies
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:44, archived)
# ...
b3ta.com/links/1561790
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:58, archived)
# wurd2yamuthah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 2:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Justified Ancients of Noo Noo
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 20:30, archived)
# noo noo
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 21:45, archived)
# oui oui
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 22:14, archived)
# Two Dicks and a Henry
I do love Chill Out though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 22:49, archived)
# They're going to clean up at the Brits
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:07, archived)
# Maybe they’ll earn another million pounds to burn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:23, archived)
# I’m not bitter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:23, archived)
# The KLF buy a million bitcoins and lose the password
Burning is bad for the planet. How about the KLF compost a million quid?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:59, archived)
# bloody teenagers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:27, archived)
# Is this something to do with Infest?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:25, archived)
# They’re playing on the Super-Spreader stage.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:51, archived)
# The ‘mosh pit’ is actually a plague pit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:52, archived)
# Noice!
Are they gonna have the CO2-powered salad-shooter?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:00, archived)
# Happy shit...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:44, archived)
#
(Keroscene, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 19:24, archived)
# Her best performance so far
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 20:31, archived)
# You might think she's forgotten
But every fucking gossip mag pumps out story after story about her. Usually with 'Our Kate' dashing off to America to talk sense into Harry. I'm fucking over it, become a fucking republic Britain.
(gijoel, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 21:06, archived)
# The gutter press hate her because she's black, American, black, says what she thinks and is black
But mostly because she's black. Not surprised they left cesspit Britain.
(rogerzilla, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] T-Rex Snapchat

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(paulrach, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 18:50, archived)
# Cute
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 19:18, archived)
# ^scaly skin fondler
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] "Neeeeeo...Neo it was - really nothing"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 18:37, archived)
# Pois rôti ancien

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 19:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 22:52, archived)
# I thought he was a rogue program.
*confused* :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:45, archived)
# Joseph Stalin has died
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 16:16, archived)
# Damn you covid
(dribble, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 16:29, archived)
# FAKE!
The stem moved to the other side. That's not his corpse!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 18:40, archived)
# Still + alive + russian
maybe yours will catch on
(dribble, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 18:43, archived)
# placeholder
(dribble, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 19:17, archived)
# It's a selfie, selfies often flip the image
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 19:38, archived)
# Show some respect to the dead
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Purpose - Justin Bieber
(JauntyArt, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 14:33, archived)
# just tin beeper
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] That reminds me...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:48, archived)
# Welcome to our Paleolithic camp! What’s your job gonna be?
(JauntyArt, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 13:57, archived)
# Making fire next to a fire
seems reasonable
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 14:55, archived)
# It's the primitive equivalent of downloading illegal copies.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 15:17, archived)
# It's killing fire.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 15:29, archived)
# You wouldn't steal an animal skin from an angry early human. Downloading fire is stealing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 16:13, archived)
# Go rub your own sticks together
freeloading bastards.
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 18:06, archived)
# And thus the Illuminati were created
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 18:13, archived)
# hut
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 16:11, archived)
# YES DRILL SERGEANT
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 21:10, archived)
#
That looks like independent Scotland.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 18:37, archived)
#
haha!
(Keroscene, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 22:50, archived)
# This is just simple and stupid
and yet so funny!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 4 Mar 2021, 22:32, archived)

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