Make sure not to log out when you should be logging off and vice versa.
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:28,
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I think that’s more a question for Michael, the child-fucking freak.
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:08,
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I thought he was more into wanking them..?
I must admit I've not looked very deeply into it, but I thought Jacko's paedo thing was more about vicariously reliving his pubescent years through the children he invited to his sleepovers.
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:35,
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“I've not looked very deeply into it,”
Is your in-depth Freudian analysis something you’ve just sat and fantasized then? Because, you know, that’s an odd thing to do.
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 15:54,
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It's exactly the correct amount.
Nah, I've just pieced together a load of half remembered anecdotes and combined them with half remembered affidavits and statements made by the families who sued him, together with stuff from that Opera interview.
How deeply researched is your child fucking claim?
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:36,
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How deeply researched is your child fucking claim?
I have what is claimed to be REAL picture of you! I had certain ideas about how you looked but I got it very wrong, according to this mysterious portrait that was found on a laptop handed in for repair and later found to contain a mysterious portrait..
Should I post it later?
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:30,
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I bet you're wondering how I knew
'Bout your plans to make me blue
Of course I knew, I have a brain the size of a planet
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 12:58,
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Of course I knew, I have a brain the size of a planet
I know a 'droid ain't able to cry, with all this pain in the diodes down my left side
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 13:21,
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smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 6:49,
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this was the first one that came into my head last week
so I'm glad someone finally did it. You made an old man proud.
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 7:29,
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That's better.
There is not enough goose on teh board lately.
[remembers footgoose] XD
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 4:59,
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[remembers footgoose] XD
Boon served me a pint in his Henley pub. When he was alive, obvs.
Therefore "I like this".
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Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:59,
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So have I got this right? Since he died you can’t get served in his pub any more? Were you in some way responsible for his sad demise?
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 0:48,
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We used to go in there too.
We'd sing:
Boon, Boon, he came from the moon,
Making it here with a dish and a spoon,
As far as we know he's not going back,
So give us a pint, Elphick, you 'sack.
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 7:33,
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Boon, Boon, he came from the moon,
Making it here with a dish and a spoon,
As far as we know he's not going back,
So give us a pint, Elphick, you 'sack.
When you been rapping for 30 years and your job gets taken by a computta,
that's hard times.
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 1:38,
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The KLF buy a million bitcoins and lose the password
Burning is bad for the planet. How about the KLF compost a million quid?
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Thu 4 Mar 2021, 23:59,
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You might think she's forgotten
But every fucking gossip mag pumps out story after story about her. Usually with 'Our Kate' dashing off to America to talk sense into Harry. I'm fucking over it, become a fucking republic Britain.
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Thu 4 Mar 2021, 21:06,
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The gutter press hate her because she's black, American, black, says what she thinks and is black
But mostly because she's black. Not surprised they left cesspit Britain.
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 16:07,
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You wouldn't steal an animal skin from an angry early human. Downloading fire is stealing.
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Thu 4 Mar 2021, 16:13,
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