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# ...
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 15:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 16:22, archived)
# Vic Reeves is looking well
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 18:56, archived)
# Best leave it there, any shit about Bob, that’s going to be a problem for everyone.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 21:23, archived)
# Fucking gangbangers
You gotta love 'em
(, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 19:05, archived)
# Hail-taxi booms in refugee niche.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Detective...DETECTIVE!!!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 11:31, archived)
# Vomit-inducing goodness. clicked!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 11:59, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 3:46, archived)
# Fuck, I put me last quid in the fruity!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 0:32, archived)
# So cash!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 1:24, archived)
# a dickwad!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:15, archived)
# You win three spurts
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:41, archived)
# ULTRAVOX
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 23:03, archived)
# Cheese
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 0:03, archived)
# Snot Funny!
my nose my fucking nose nose nose nose nose fuck you nose you nose
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 1:22, archived)
# No u
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:33, archived)
# Rise, my glorious creation!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 20:38, archived)
# That's not a Robert
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:34, archived)
# just deride
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:23, archived)
# Needs more lazers

(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 9:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 18:58, archived)
#

(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah I got attacked with a dragged once it was awful because it MADE NO SENSE.
Surely it should be β€˜drag’. Steel pipe, handgun, arrow, drag. OR you could have steel piped, handgunned, arrowed, and dragged. Or more correctly: hit, shot, shot, dragged, since we are not mentioning the tool, only the effect on the victim.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:40, archived)
# Just a suggestion.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:40, archived)
# i don't know why you do this :(
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:44, archived)
# it's a bit of a drag
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:58, archived)
# Before I answer, i need to know if steel pipe being highlighted is a clue?
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 8:43, archived)
# :)

(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 19:50, archived)
# so good
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 19:59, archived)
# yeah, you like it like that doncha?
huh?

mmmm. Doncha?
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:32, archived)
# erm
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:52, archived)
#
yesssssssssssssssssssss
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 1:06, archived)
# He fucking loves it
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:41, archived)
# THIS...IS...B3TA...!!!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 1:21, archived)
# "We've REALLY fucked your country up this time, haven't we Mr Ghani"


political innit
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 15:39, archived)
# Most effective Taliban asset

(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 15:47, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 23:04, archived)
# Strangely James-Hetfield-ish looking
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 13:07, archived)
# The One Hundred and Sixty Nine Million Dollar Man
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 15:25, archived)
# Lloyd Grossman is looking well
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:07, archived)
# Well you're just a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for you-hoo.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What he said
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 18:32, archived)
# Nosey cunt
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 20:06, archived)
# He gives good nose.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:40, archived)
# "I've got some good nose and some bad nose--which do you want to hear first?"
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Botheration!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:42, archived)
# I can smell your cnut
And your cnut smells GLORIOUS
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 14:51, archived)
# Not sure an 11th century King of England, Denmark and Norway smells that much nowadays
except maybe perhaps a bit dusty.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 17:40, archived)
# The Silence of the Prince
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:06, archived)
# Ninj Twins?
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:15, archived)
# 4291?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 15:15, archived)
# Should have put that in the subject
I don’t believe it.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 15:51, archived)
# Bring your dog to work day
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:05, archived)
# Beagles ripped my flesh.
The lesser known Zappa recordings.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:42, archived)
# ...the unmitigated audacity!
Don't be lie.
Poodle bites!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 1:20, archived)
# The next billion dollar startup
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 12:27, archived)
# The Scottish parliament
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:05, archived)
# True in so many ways.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 10:21, archived)
# Price
lolz
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 10:41, archived)
# Great details, had a proper chuckle
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 11:10, archived)
# This is excellent
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 12:19, archived)
# Great details
Compo it!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 14:21, archived)
# I am a blind bastard so everything is a bit blurred for me even when I zoom in.
But it's worth it.

loads in the copy ( can't read the adverts though, sorry)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 16:18, archived)
#
My apologies to everyone that had to squint. The small type got a bit more blurred than intended. The ads are just lifted from the interweb.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] quick an durdy

Click for bigger (119 kb)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:59, archived)
# Gary's got the gang back together
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 11:11, archived)
# that alice braga was the worst of them
an absolute monster
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 1:30, archived)
# I think this is the most original thing I've seen from you
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 2:09, archived)
# Sally's wet.
She's totally wet.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 2:29, archived)
# I'm only a bit moist
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 2:31, archived)
# W.A.P.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 3:37, archived)
# Worst Atomic Post?
Oh , I agree...!!!
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 1:26, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 3:40, archived)
# "shit jokes are never front paged"
don't be lie :(
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:11, archived)
# Anyway, wait 'til you log out and read the one about Heet.
It's got a very helpful explanation above it, carefully explaining what Heet is, what "packing heat" means, and how the joke is constructed.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:19, archived)
# I saw it...and...found no joke at all.........nothing......nada.....zilch.
b3ta is tainted.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 12:14, archived)
# No hands Harry horse cock
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 11:12, archived)
# 0 effort, 0 fucks
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 12:15, archived)
# Well not with that attitude
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 19:21, archived)
# Bravo, Two Zeros - Atomic McNap
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:04, archived)
# 0 Heet.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 23:14, archived)
# I fucking nailed it.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 1:26, archived)
# Packing heat vs Heet
Heet can thaw frozen gas lines in your car. With the other, you can shoot yourself for not using Heet.

(, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 1:16, archived)

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