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Fixed his Twitter profile banner image
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JauntyArt ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 13:36,
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME KIER HAD A CURRY
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 13:58,
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WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT THE OLIGARCH FRIENDLY BLUE LABOUR DO?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 14:02,
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ARE WE ALL USING CAPS NOW? JUST WONDERING.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 14:04,
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PINKY AND SHIFT KEY ONLY
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 14:09,
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COOL
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Chumps ๐ ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 14:34,
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BOOLLOOCKS!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 15:11,
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You're better than this
:(
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 16:38,
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HE’S WORSE
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 17:47,
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Still better than YOU tho!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 20:19,
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PINKY CRU
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 17:48,
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bollocks
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unclepills ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 18:34,
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With sharks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 19:14,
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JauntyArt ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 12:23,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 13:30,
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:)
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 13:32,
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Bored Ape Yacht Pox
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JauntyArt ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 11:19,
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Bored Gape
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 11:32,
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Whored Gape
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐ ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 11:36,
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Definitely going to catch something doing that
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JauntyArt ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 11:45,
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sexehteims 4 sure
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 13:18,
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52% voted Leaf.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 6:26,
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Bravo
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gijoel ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 11:10,
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Is that Gary Busey?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 12:06,
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-Busey
+Glitter
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 16:39,
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rappy ray rift r3ta!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 23:23,
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How does it smile?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 0:07,
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BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 0:37,
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I don't remember the Mr Men book from whence you came
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 6:49,
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YES
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 12:13,
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Reyt good that
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 14:03,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 2:27,
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Tragic bra lines
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 3:25,
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You spelled 'Awesome' wrong.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 15:12,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 3:30,
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I'm liking this new Predator reboot.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 8:28,
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Mostly harmless.
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AJRed Gentleman slacker ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 21:48,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 23:04,
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Better demolish it anyway
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 13:16,
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Behold, the roasted pea.
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 17:31,
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Arthur reveals the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 12:24,
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they seem to be very interested in human bollocks
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 12:44,
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Because they do not have possession of the articles you mention.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 13:10,
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BOLLOCKS?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 14:07,
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small pink shiny bollocks
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 14:21,
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Oh yes, I see. Very smooth.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 14:57,
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why does it say 'beware of the leopard'?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 14:25,
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Because it's in the display department.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 14:37,
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Somebody had to do it....
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 14:50,
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Did they? Why? IDGI.
There exists a car called the Ford Prefect. The galaxy featured in HHGTTG is the Milky Way. The hitch hiker pictured is clearly already in the Milky Way. That's a telegraph pole, not a lamppost.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 15:20,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 15:26,
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OH right
because she's a hitch hiker and that's her guide to the galaxy. That's really clever, well done.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 15:33,
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:)
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 15:58,
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Not so clever
She's clearly on the wrong side of the road, so despite her loveliness will find getting a lift a challenge.
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davyclam ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 16:00,
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From examination of the telegraph pole
And the yellow lines in the road, I'd say she is in a country where she is not hampered by your supposition.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 16:09,
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Or even universe.
From the size of the book, we can deduce she is a mere 3' tall. At most.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 16:10,
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-ion +ory
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 16:15,
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Yet
the model of car in the title of the book is British. it's a right conundrum and no mistake.
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davyclam ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 20:50,
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She may be an inexperienced traveller in a foreign land.
And that was her choice of book to read.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 22:27,
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what is going on with her pinky? Has she flattened the other fingers against her palm rather than curving them inwards?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 22:18,
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I feel like everyone is concentrating on the minutiae.
Instead of just saying its a shite p/shop. I WILL try harder. Possibly.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 22:31,
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Not shite at all
the principal joke is excellent, and normal people will find it chuckle-worthy at least. the graphics are clear, and you have chosen an attractive young woman as the chief protagonist. the additional Ford reference is a bonus, and only a jaded pedant would seek to find fault in your skill and wit. don't be too hard on yourself, your work is well above average for this site.
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davyclam ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 22:50,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 0:38,
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I’d give her a ride.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 16:35,
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 16:41,
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RMP
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Artificially Flavoured Since 1969 ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 11:35,
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Armed Forces in-jokes are always FP'd
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 12:18,
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Rampant Monkey Pox brothers?
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 12:29,
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Royal Muntered Police, obviously.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 13:54,
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Oh, of course.
Silly me.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 14:37,
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la viruela de los monos
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 12:31,
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Question about Monkey Pox : Does it infect those crappy monkey NFTs?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 14:04,
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That’s probably where this all originated
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 16:15,
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I think the MET may have been leaning into the definition of an RPG party
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 9:45,
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eeeeeee
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wizzer77 ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 22:41,
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Ffffffffffffffffff
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Wed 25 May 2022, 3:27,
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Wait. Lemme try the deblur filter...
Click for bigger (365 kb)
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 8:48,
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it's as if you were there!
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 8:51,
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sosenx
SPAMMMMMMMMMMM
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So senx ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 4:00,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 4:14,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 4:17,
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Chumps ๐ ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 8:44,
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Grebe
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 16:16,
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Monkey Pox Advice
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Artificially Flavoured Since 1969 ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 3:10,
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but I thought Monkey Pops was a sweet delicious breakfast cereal!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 3:21,
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I love the brown milk at the end!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 3:54,
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I always drain the bowel!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 3:55,
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:))
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 3:56,
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you think if I pick up the needle and drop it, he might get un-stuck?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 1:48,
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Mowtorhead - The Ace Of Blades
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 2:06,
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OOF!
EDIT: fuck! it's worse now
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 2:09,
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You forgot to spin it.
You're losing your touch.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 2:30,
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THERES NOTHING TO SPIN LEAVE ME ALONE
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 2:31,
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brb would spin it, swirl it, make it go plaid...
turtle power would fuck it up, fuck it up good... mofaha would......uh..........uh......probably do nothing.....
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 2:41,
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:))
I'll let the kids carry the torch
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 2:42,
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Pedro, why you wear Barbies in ass and say Ooh?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 3:57,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 3:57,
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Work event
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JauntyArt ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 23:07,
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Everyone wants him to get on with the job
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 0:30,
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It's not the right time to change PM, in the middle of a war
that they say will last for years
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 0:31,
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Of killing himself
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 7:36,
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We’ll raise a cup of madness here, for the sake of old U.K.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 2:25,
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I'm 60 next month and all I can do is pea...
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judge62 Captcha must die!! ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 22:45,
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…in Morse code.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 2:26,
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 19:51,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 20:15,
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brb Monkhouse Stampede ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 20:59,
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Non-canon, entirely unacceptable.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 21:19,
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NO PARAPHRASING
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 21:19,
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Pass the peanuts, boys.
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unclepills ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 17:29,
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The blurring of the photos
Makes me think there are Tory cabinet members doing the "Eiffel Tower" or the "Elephant Walk"
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rogerzilla ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 7:34,
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now you mention it, one of the blurs does have a sort of Mark Francois shape about it
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unclepills ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 9:02,
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Deep Thought!
'The Answer?' said Deep Thought. 'The Answer is..' 'Yes, yes...' Said Lunkwill and Fook eagerly. 'The answer to the great question of Life, the Universe and Everything.' Said Deep Thought 'Yes, yes...' said the Magrathean programmers with desperation. 'The answer is you will have to wait for the Sue Gray report to be published.'Click for bigger (420 kb)
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aliswodeck ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 16:40,
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haha
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MonkeySpunkMoped ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 18:31,
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Fishermen Love Brexit, Remember?
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 14:38,
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I think you'll find that Brexit is loved by everyone,
except liberal woke snowflake lesbian millennial crybaby soycuck vegans who want to see absolutely everything fail other than their social justice crusade
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 15:17,
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The LWSLMCSV community.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 15:29,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 15:31,
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BOLLOCKS
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 15:32,
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BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 16:24,
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Wonder what our flag should be.
Something with about five thousand stripes probably.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 15:39,
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That's the Miss Whiplash Party
Lindi St Clair, the Corrective Party actually.
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davyclam ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 19:42,
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Hippies, you mean.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 16:02,
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Guardian readers
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 16:26,
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I'm not vegan!
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 18:46,
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Did you 'shop those upside-down flags or were they actually flying them like that?
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 17:36,
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They were flying them like that. All I did was toap
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 17:59,
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Some are, one isn't.
Notably the Jolly Roger is correctly flown.
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davyclam ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 19:44,
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The england flag is upside down
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 20:12,
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that's nothing
Vote Leave is back to front
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Tue 24 May 2022, 7:45,
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ษvษษโ
ษษoV
IDGI
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Chumps ๐ ,
Mon 23 May 2022, 20:22,
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