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# Fixed his Twitter profile banner image
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 13:36, archived)
# BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME KIER HAD A CURRY
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 13:58, archived)
# WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT THE OLIGARCH FRIENDLY BLUE LABOUR DO?
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:02, archived)
# ARE WE ALL USING CAPS NOW? JUST WONDERING.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:04, archived)
# PINKY AND SHIFT KEY ONLY
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:09, archived)
# COOL
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:34, archived)
# BOOLLOOCKS!!
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:11, archived)
# You're better than this
:(
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:38, archived)
# HE’S WORSE
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 17:47, archived)
# Still better than YOU tho!
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 20:19, archived)
# PINKY CRU
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 17:48, archived)
# bollocks
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 18:34, archived)
# With sharks
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 13:30, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 13:32, archived)
# Bored Ape Yacht Pox
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:19, archived)
# Bored Gape
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:32, archived)
# Whored Gape
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:36, archived)
#
Definitely going to catch something doing that
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:45, archived)
# sexehteims 4 sure
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] 52% voted Leaf.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 6:26, archived)
# Bravo
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 11:10, archived)
# Is that Gary Busey?
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 12:06, archived)
# -Busey
+Glitter
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:39, archived)
# rappy ray rift r3ta!
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 23:23, archived)
# How does it smile?
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:07, archived)
# BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:37, archived)
# I don't remember the Mr Men book from whence you came
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 6:49, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 12:13, archived)
# Reyt good that
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 14:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 2:27, archived)
# Tragic bra lines
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 3:25, archived)
# You spelled 'Awesome' wrong.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 15:12, archived)
#




(, Wed 25 May 2022, 3:30, archived)
# I'm liking this new Predator reboot.
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Mostly harmless.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 21:48, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 23:04, archived)
# Better demolish it anyway
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Behold, the roasted pea.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Arthur reveals the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 12:24, archived)
# they seem to be very interested in human bollocks
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 12:44, archived)
# Because they do not have possession of the articles you mention.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 13:10, archived)
# BOLLOCKS?
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:07, archived)
#
small pink shiny bollocks
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:21, archived)
# Oh yes, I see. Very smooth.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:57, archived)
# why does it say 'beware of the leopard'?
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:25, archived)
# Because it's in the display department.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Somebody had to do it....

(, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:50, archived)
# Did they? Why? IDGI.
There exists a car called the Ford Prefect. The galaxy featured in HHGTTG is the Milky Way. The hitch hiker pictured is clearly already in the Milky Way. That's a telegraph pole, not a lamppost.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 15:20, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 15:26, archived)
# OH right
because she's a hitch hiker and that's her guide to the galaxy.

That's really clever, well done.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 15:33, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 15:58, archived)
# Not so clever
She's clearly on the wrong side of the road, so despite her loveliness will find getting a lift a challenge.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:00, archived)
# From examination of the telegraph pole
And the yellow lines in the road, I'd say she is in a country where she is not hampered by your supposition.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:09, archived)
# Or even universe.
From the size of the book, we can deduce she is a mere 3' tall. At most.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:10, archived)
# -ion +ory
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:15, archived)
# Yet
the model of car in the title of the book is British.
it's a right conundrum and no mistake.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 20:50, archived)
# She may be an inexperienced traveller in a foreign land.
And that was her choice of book to read.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:27, archived)
# what is going on with her pinky? Has she flattened the other fingers against her palm rather than curving them inwards?
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:18, archived)
# I feel like everyone is concentrating on the minutiae.
Instead of just saying its a shite p/shop.
I WILL try harder.


Possibly.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:31, archived)
# Not shite at all
the principal joke is excellent, and normal people will find it chuckle-worthy at least. the graphics are clear, and you have chosen an attractive young woman as the chief protagonist. the additional Ford reference is a bonus, and only a jaded pedant would seek to find fault in your skill and wit.
don't be too hard on yourself, your work is well above average for this site.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:50, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 0:38, archived)
# I’d give her a ride.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 16:41, archived)
# RMP
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 11:35, archived)
# Armed Forces in-jokes are always FP'd
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 12:18, archived)
# Rampant Monkey Pox brothers?
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 12:29, archived)
# Royal Muntered Police, obviously.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 13:54, archived)
# Oh, of course.
Silly me.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:37, archived)
# la viruela de los monos
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 12:31, archived)
# Question about Monkey Pox : Does it infect those crappy monkey NFTs?
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 14:04, archived)
# That’s probably where this all originated
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:15, archived)
# I think the MET may have been leaning into the definition of an RPG party
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 9:45, archived)
# eeeeeee

(, Tue 24 May 2022, 22:41, archived)
# Ffffffffffffffffff
(, Wed 25 May 2022, 3:27, archived)
# Wait. Lemme try the deblur filter...

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(, Tue 24 May 2022, 8:48, archived)
# it's as if you were there!
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 8:51, archived)
# sosenx
SPAMMMMMMMMMMM
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 4:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 4:14, archived)
#

(, Tue 24 May 2022, 4:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 8:44, archived)
# Grebe
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 16:16, archived)
# Monkey Pox Advice
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 3:10, archived)
# but I thought Monkey Pops was a sweet delicious breakfast cereal!
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 3:21, archived)
# I love the brown milk at the end!
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 3:54, archived)
# I always drain the bowel!
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 3:55, archived)
# :))
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 3:56, archived)
# you think if I pick up the needle and drop it, he might get un-stuck?
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 1:48, archived)
# Mowtorhead - The Ace Of Blades
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 2:06, archived)
# OOF!
EDIT: fuck! it's worse now
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 2:09, archived)
# You forgot to spin it.
You're losing your touch.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 2:30, archived)
# THERES NOTHING TO SPIN LEAVE ME ALONE
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 2:31, archived)
# brb would spin it, swirl it, make it go plaid...
turtle power would fuck it up, fuck it up good...
mofaha would......uh..........uh......probably do nothing.....
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 2:41, archived)
# :))
I'll let the kids carry the torch
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 2:42, archived)
# Pedro, why you wear Barbies in ass and say Ooh?
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 3:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 3:57, archived)
# Work event
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 23:07, archived)
# Everyone wants him to get on with the job
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 0:30, archived)
# It's not the right time to change PM, in the middle of a war
that they say will last for years
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 0:31, archived)
# Of killing himself
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 7:36, archived)
# We’ll raise a cup of madness here, for the sake of old U.K.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 2:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm 60 next month and all I can do is pea...

(, Mon 23 May 2022, 22:45, archived)
# …in Morse code.
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 19:51, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 20:59, archived)
# Non-canon, entirely unacceptable.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 21:19, archived)
# NO PARAPHRASING
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Pass the peanuts, boys.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 17:29, archived)
# The blurring of the photos
Makes me think there are Tory cabinet members doing the "Eiffel Tower" or the "Elephant Walk"
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 7:34, archived)
#
now you mention it, one of the blurs does have a sort of Mark Francois shape about it
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Deep Thought!
'The Answer?' said Deep Thought. 'The Answer is..'
'Yes, yes...' Said Lunkwill and Fook eagerly.
'The answer to the great question of Life, the Universe and Everything.' Said Deep Thought
'Yes, yes...' said the Magrathean programmers with desperation.
'The answer is you will have to wait for the Sue Gray report to be published.'



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(, Mon 23 May 2022, 16:40, archived)
#
haha
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Fishermen Love Brexit, Remember?
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 14:38, archived)
# I think you'll find that Brexit is loved by everyone,
except liberal woke snowflake lesbian millennial crybaby soycuck vegans who want to see absolutely everything fail other than their social justice crusade
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 15:17, archived)
# The LWSLMCSV community.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 15:29, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 15:31, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 15:32, archived)
# BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 16:24, archived)
# Wonder what our flag should be.
Something with about five thousand stripes probably.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 15:39, archived)
# That's the Miss Whiplash Party
Lindi St Clair, the Corrective Party actually.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 19:42, archived)
# Hippies, you mean.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 16:02, archived)
# Guardian readers
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 16:26, archived)
# I'm not vegan!
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 18:46, archived)
# Did you 'shop those upside-down flags or were they actually flying them like that?
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 17:36, archived)
# They were flying them like that. All I did was toap
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 17:59, archived)
# Some are, one isn't.
Notably the Jolly Roger is correctly flown.
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 19:44, archived)
# The england flag is upside down
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 20:12, archived)
# that's nothing
Vote Leave is back to front
(, Tue 24 May 2022, 7:45, archived)
# ษ˜vษ’ษ˜โ…ƒ ษ˜ษˆoV
IDGI
(, Mon 23 May 2022, 20:22, archived)

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