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# Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62087285
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 20:29, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 20:39, archived)
# Your boy the Battyman has been up to some weird stuff, I have the evidence, it’s not looking good
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 0:40, archived)
# Dude needs to wipe his damn mouth for a start
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 0:47, archived)
# You pushed a button.
Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 1:19, archived)
# I pushed it hundreds of times!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 3:32, archived)
# O_OWhoa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 5:11, archived)
# Caan't
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 21:17, archived)
#
(Great_Boo, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:39, archived)
# Lee Mack's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 3:41, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 16:05, archived)
# Not clicking that, probably a virus
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 16:11, archived)
# Okay, the link looks dodgy, here's an image of the merchandise.
(uya, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:46, archived)
# You can change the link to wording of your choice

i should post this on the links board

Would be my suggestion
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:52, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11371038
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 20:55, archived)
#
https://b3ta.com/board/5318008
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 22:12, archived)
# I ride horses, I’m speechless when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 22:57, archived)
# ...something something wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 19:11, archived)
# Wow
Insane that you can find this kind of stuff for sale to kids
(Baggenfork, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 16:12, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:11, archived)
# Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:14, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 19:03, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 19:50, archived)
# Yeah I know
but why does he keep posting this?

Who is James Roden?

tineye.com/search/80159a5ebe4f091b364833322308713a82fdae07
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 20:34, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 22:21, archived)
# That isn't helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 23:42, archived)
# It is if you're a potential employer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2022, 13:12, archived)
# I don't click links from popular usernames on beethreetee-ey
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 18:31, archived)
# If you post this on the links board, er,
(I feed them treats)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Steve Baker seems like he might be a weird alien from the planet H1TL3R
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jul 2022, 14:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 21:20, archived)
# With that turquoise rosett I'd say less Hitler, more Icke-man. A-ha. A-hahaha.
Because you see... oh suit yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:22, archived)
# There's something of the Stephen Milligan about him
(rogerzilla, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 18:08, archived)
# Billy
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 11:37, archived)
# Cast TBD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 12:16, archived)
# That's Borexit Done
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 16:48, archived)
#
Thankfully it's impossible to undo even with this muppet in charge
(Erromes King, Mon 11 Jul 2022, 16:12, archived)
# Up the japper?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 12:43, archived)
# His plan for the next month
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 13:00, archived)
# Swinging uselessly from the middle of a zip-line halfway down his own urethra
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 20:16, archived)
# -urethra +cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 20:17, archived)
# I wonder if Happen Toaster ever thought of doing dickflags
Image number 10, in a series of infinity: "Jacking Off"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 20:20, archived)
# i think you'll find they're standard issue
(ozof, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 7:54, archived)
# Haha!
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 11:58, archived)
# Tory leadership contest.

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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 11:29, archived)
# Isn't it rich, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 12:02, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 8 Jul 2022, 11:58, archived)
# No sympathy for the monster
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jul 2022, 10:14, archived)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 9:43, archived)
# General Nadine.
A small team of rebels will enter and disable the shield generator.

*I always heard it as Nadine but apparently Google says it's Cryx Madine.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 7 Jul 2022, 9:50, archived)
# Shittest Star Wars figure ever.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 10:44, archived)
# off to Bolivia to get Michael a leaving do present?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 13:46, archived)
# Quite proud of this really

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(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 7 Jul 2022, 8:52, archived)
# Deserves more comments :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 17:55, archived)
# same joke did the rounds a few weeks ago. still a good one
(Blobby blobby, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 22:11, archived)
# isborisstillpm.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 3:02, archived)
# obviously a photoshop,
there's not a fridge in sight!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 7:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 7:27, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 10:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 2:28, archived)
# Priti Patel turns up at No.10 to get rid of Boris.

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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 20:00, archived)
# One-way ticket to Kigali for you, Sonny Jim.
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 20:04, archived)
# Say what you like about her racist policies, her inability to pronounce the letter g, her wonky face and her legal trolling,
that does look like a comfy jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 20:12, archived)
# Those shoes - are they Smirkenstocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 21:05, archived)
# Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
(AJRed Gentleman slacker, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 18:28, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 7 Jul 2022, 2:24, archived)
# Definitely Stranger Things.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat Back with another one of those cock blockin' beats, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 12:52, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 6 Jul 2022, 13:00, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Tick tock.

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(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 12:29, archived)
# This in no way reflects UK politics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYz1ADttI1g
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 14:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 19:18, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 21:44, archived)
# See ya.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 11:51, archived)
# haha!
*edit - need to find my Beatle. Oh FFS I can't find it. So have this live feed of Boris at 6.00am this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 6 Jul 2022, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 14:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 6 Jul 2022, 15:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 22:49, archived)
# All glory/shame to JimmerUK

b3ta.com/links/MP_Letter_generator
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 15:22, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 6 Jul 2022, 15:29, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 16:40, archived)
# Sub-atomic particles found
"...quarks, the tiniest particles known to humankind, group together."

(WGCtrev, Wed 6 Jul 2022, 11:07, archived)
# Not the first person to do this gag, I'm sure
TOAP

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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 6 Jul 2022, 8:12, archived)

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