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[challenge entry] How do!
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 13:38, archived)
# Eric Cantona's ageing well
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 13:45, archived)
# Top Shop!
He certainly nose what to do about the economy.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 14:12, archived)
# Beady little eyes….
…he holds some deep dark secrets…
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 14:23, archived)
# Just needs a flapping head
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning b3ta
Just wanted to share how horrifyingly smoothly Truss & Thatcher merge together.
An old portrait of Margaret Thatcher. The face has been carefully edited to be Liz Truss, whilst clothing / head / hair remains Thatcher. It's a little bit unsettling. In the foreground a LIZ FOR LEADER podium has been added.
I am shook.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 10:28, archived)
# ya Rishi too :-)
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 10:35, archived)
# Thready for Thrishi
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
The whole thing is terrifying.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 10:56, archived)
# I should have done every single current MP
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 12:49, archived)
# +up the shitter
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 16:32, archived)
# A brave man gave that a pearl necklace
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 11:37, archived)
# Denis was permanently drunk
is it any wonder?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 20:19, archived)
# the microphones make it look like she's wearing a sandwich board
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 12:44, archived)
# pfttt
Cannot unsee
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha!
omg you're not wrong
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha….Get out there and march!
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 16:00, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 16:24, archived)
# Do the hands belong to Liz or to the little person she's sitting on the shoulders of?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 19:39, archived)
# Liz Truss gets carried everywhere by a little person, it's common knowledge
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 20:24, archived)
# It's Trump in a mask
You read it here first
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 21:33, archived)
# Bosh!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 11:08, archived)
# He got the Big Decisions Right
nothing else is important
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 11:13, archived)
# Remy or Hennessey after some lines
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 11:47, archived)
# Should I push one cucumber up my nose, or several small gherkins up my bottom?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Wrong forum?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 13:27, archived)
# Right question
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 13:55, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 14:18, archived)
# accurate or wot?
He never got one big decision right.
As you well know.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 9:57, archived)
# Come out to the Downing Street, we'll get some wine, have a few laughs
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 17:55, archived)
# Big dog is hooking up with a few mama bears
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Hah!
Nicely done
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 10:24, archived)
# Yeah but ..
Missing the big inane grin of the idiot caught with his fingers in the till.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 9:58, archived)
# Lol \o/
(, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 23:33, archived)
# I made this for atomic, it is relevant to his interests.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 3:49, archived)
# Is that Pedro?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 3:56, archived)
# Not sure, I only have this selfie of him
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 4:04, archived)
# and whatever this is
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 4:14, archived)
# AWWW WHAT A CUTIE!!! <3 <3 <3
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 4:22, archived)
#
It's pronounced "cootie".
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 18:13, archived)
# Mr. B the Gentleman Rhymer needs a haircut
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 10:50, archived)
# Shave the moustache....ok....I can work with it...
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 12:23, archived)
# Well all right! Let’s get to work!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 17:37, archived)
# I SAID SHAVE!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 18:04, archived)
# I thought you meant ‘down there’
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 18:13, archived)
# Look enough of the chat let’s get down to business here
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 18:16, archived)
# I remember when you used to be funny.
Good tiems.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 20:39, archived)
# Name one funny thing I did
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:38, archived)
# That time when gronkpan showed up and you were all giddy and totally gay for him.
I thought that was funny.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 1:11, archived)
# actualol, ok you fucking got me, I laughed
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 1:14, archived)
# Jusssayin XD
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 3:17, archived)
#

(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 14:01, archived)
# Fake, no tree
(, Sat 13 Aug 2022, 5:06, archived)
# Origin story for this character?
it's so hot right now I can see the sense in wearing this outfit

(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 16:14, archived)
# Be hide
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 17:07, archived)
# No humanism :(
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 18:12, archived)
# Dude!
Abort Mission!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Just warming up here
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:36, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 20:47, archived)
# Too much?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:37, archived)
# Not enough fingers if that's what you're asking
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:40, archived)
# How many fingers do you like, Pedro?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:56, archived)
# What shit Pixar movie is this?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 1:12, archived)
# The one we’re in right now you mean?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 1:19, archived)
# Shixar
What’s your kind of movie atomic? What are your favorites?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 1:19, archived)
# Excalibur, Some Star Wars, Pink Floyd The Wall, Full Metal Jacket, Lord Of The Rings, This Is Spinal Tap, Monty Python Holy Grail, etc etc
Typical Stuff.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 3:21, archived)
# Old People action movies, LOL
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 3:30, archived)
# Pedro, please don’t disrupt our nice chat.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 4:15, archived)
# Actually I'm more into Speed Metal Videos. ^____^
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 5:07, archived)
# Ok cool:) Any love for Tarantino? David Lynch?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 4:13, archived)
# I was gonna answer that, but I don't want to disrupt your nice chat :((
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 4:16, archived)
# I think it would be just super if you joined in. I think that would be the tops!
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 5:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 5:19, archived)
# Pulp Fiction was cool....and Salma Hayek dancing was fucking awesome.

Also I had a real laugh when this was FP'd!
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 4:57, archived)
# IIRC Salma Hayek has prominent breasts while at the same time being surprisingly boxy overall, do you agree?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 5:24, archived)
# I'd like to overall her boxy.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 12:19, archived)
#
You love her six toes.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 18:18, archived)
# She has toes?….Didn’t notice :/
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 20:41, archived)
# -i +e
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 23:27, archived)
# WOULD!
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 3:30, archived)
# -it’s +I’m
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 17:56, archived)
#
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U & I together ;P
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 22:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:46, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:52, archived)
# Two gays don't make a right.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 18:18, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
Hello Mofaha! I miss not understanding the board. I think I need to come back more.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 10:30, archived)
# Hello there! Good to see you.
It’s just the usual, none of it really makes sense.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and quite dirty
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 20:11, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:40, archived)
# SHIT ON MY TITS
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:07, archived)
# ok
But I won't let you pick my destiny.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 21:50, archived)
# Bollocks
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 22:26, archived)
# BIG SWEATY B... oh
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:08, archived)
# el el oh see kay ess
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 3:52, archived)
# i am touch
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 3:26, archived)
# bollocks

(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 22:06, archived)
# Ha Ha!!! Fuck! :D
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 3:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 17:16, archived)
# sexeh.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2022, 22:32, archived)
#

Open in new tab for increased bigness.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 15:34, archived)
# The owner of i.ibb.co has configured their website improperly. To protect your information from being stolen, Firefox has not connected to this website.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 16:54, archived)
# I'm not seing that message on my Firefox, weird.
Anyone else got any errors?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 17:38, archived)
# sometimes i do, sometimes i don't
this time it was fine.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:26, archived)
# XD
Much improved…bravo.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:05, archived)
# worst dog fingerer ever
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:32, archived)
# Now... Either you noticed one of the special details,
or you have revealed a clue as to who the fuck that face belongs to.

Or both.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:05, archived)
# Could it be a mod?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 21:41, archived)
# Could be.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 22:07, archived)
# Has anyone ever seen Pedro?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:14, archived)
# I don't know.
Is Pedro a mod?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:20, archived)
# Ohhhh, no no no no no no no....
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:41, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 2:08, archived)
# So it's Atomic, right?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 15:28, archived)
# I wish…
Ban all you Motherfuckerz!!!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 20:43, archived)
# This is a pic of me from 2012

(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 23:47, archived)
#
...of all the dogs I've ever known...he was the most........*choke*…….human...
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 2:25, archived)
# Well, it's not Eric Gill and he loved his dog
And his daughters
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 14:32, archived)
# Who is J. R.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:40, archived)
# Boomer sooner
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:53, archived)
#

Click for bigger (414 kb)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 13:50, archived)
# that works too well
...and ever-so-slightly better than mine


(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 15:23, archived)
# But I love his attitude
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 15:27, archived)
#
Pfft
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:06, archived)
# right right right, i meant to say 'almost as good as mine'
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:08, archived)
# I love Baywatch
but only the girls in swimsuits
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:29, archived)
# I love Baywatch
Because you get to watch Americans drowning (shamelessly nicked from Jack Dee)
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 7:13, archived)
# Haha!

(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 15:31, archived)
# Jack Nance was very lucky he didn't grow up in the UK
With such an easily misspelt surname
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 15:32, archived)
# works disturbingly well
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 16:41, archived)
# Max E-E-E-Eraserheadroom
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:27, archived)
# Sir Keir Starmer Goes Big Hair.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:36, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:41, archived)
# which one's Reggie?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 22:20, archived)
# NOW DO AREYOUSUREHEAD
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 16:37, archived)
# You call that chicken? FFS!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 8:24, archived)
# Fine.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 22:36, archived)
#
RIS?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 22:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 22:56, archived)
# Cartoon felching is ok i think
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 22:59, archived)
# Do NOT google felching!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 23:02, archived)
# HEY
they're not felching, they're RIMMING.

STOP GETTING SEX ACTS WRONG.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 23:24, archived)
# Ah, rim
One of those innocent words you can't use in these woke times. Like fist. Or dog. Or teabag. Or bagpipe.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 15:35, archived)
# or angry dragon, or cleveland steamer
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 15:41, archived)
# double Dutch rudder
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 2:25, archived)
# I'm noticing the idiots who use the word woke are changing its meaning
from being a socially aware left-leaning liberal to being a socially conservative prude.

It's like they don't understand what it is they're upset about from one moment to the next.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 14:12, archived)
# Pure filth!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 23:00, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 1:26, archived)
# Blue Waffle Cone
Grosssss!!!!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 0:49, archived)
# What is he doing to that ice cream cone?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 9:43, archived)
# Is this a Fargo wood chipper reference?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 23:16, archived)
# DO IT!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 1:26, archived)
# Alex Jones shouting after Roger Stone who trips while running away after pranking him?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 12:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:50, archived)
# Cock Knee
IDGTNFPS
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:54, archived)
# Ian Botham's footpenis
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 21:03, archived)
# You mite liek this one betterer
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 1:42, archived)
# :D
That’s the stuff!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 2:40, archived)
# gingerbread man and the exploding green peas with ketchup
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:33, archived)
# :(
I started playing DrawSomething again after a long hiatus and lost all of my colours :(
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 18:39, archived)
# Moggy?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:30, archived)
# no humanism :(
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:38, archived)
# if those trees (?) had leaves it would lessen the chance of getting cockburn
but otherwise it looks like he's living the life, as it were
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:57, archived)
# Cock out
Rock out
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 21:16, archived)
# a real swinger
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 21:27, archived)
# Terrible sunburn.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
and on the 7th day everyone on b3ta will go to hull

(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:59, archived)
# Is that a proper way to wear a watch?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:46, archived)
# That would annoy me constantly if it was on my arm like that
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:50, archived)
# He should be punished.
It’s unholy.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:56, archived)
# NO !
That's the Poper way to wear a watch/
Slack-wristed blighter.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 22:45, archived)
# .




got sticklebacks caught in the net all night
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha good one
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:41, archived)
# Kevin Bacontits
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:51, archived)
# Please be gentle with this carp of mine
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 14:07, archived)
#
RIS
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 14:15, archived)
# I think you must mean RIP.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 14:18, archived)
#
Are you just being completely random? If so it's genuinely funny.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 15:54, archived)
#
RIS?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 14:34, archived)
# RIS
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 14:46, archived)
#

(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 15:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 17:55, archived)
# Not a very good photoshop…is it.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 18:02, archived)
# I didn't sign it.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:20, archived)
# Who would?
It’s fucking horrible.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:44, archived)
# Alright Brian Sewell.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 21:06, archived)
# Alright Benny Hill
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 22:23, archived)
# GRIS
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 16:38, archived)
# finally, someone gets it
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 17:27, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:12, archived)
#
RIS?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:22, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:27, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:58, archived)
#
it's the circle of life
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:00, archived)
# Grease Witherspoon. It's a pun.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:19, archived)
# With whose spoon?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:45, archived)
# Bored with this now.
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 20:45, archived)
# me too
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] This is an image challenge post
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 14:01, archived)
# Farscape font?
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 17:43, archived)
# WOTW
Apparently
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 19:35, archived)
# !!!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 10:52, archived)
# That'll keep the scammers, salesmen and JWs out
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 10:56, archived)
# nicely done!
-click-
(, Thu 11 Aug 2022, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I was jus playin' with him…
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 23:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 23:29, archived)
# I'll let u squeeze my pup for free!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 1:34, archived)
# I just, I mean, it's too...
I'm off to bed (enough is enough)
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 1:48, archived)
# <3 <3 GNIGHT <3 <3
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 1:49, archived)
# Excellent
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 14:28, archived)
# {:-D
(, Wed 10 Aug 2022, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:48, archived)
# Holy Cartooncatbumfuck Batman!
I have no idea what's going on here.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:54, archived)
# Highlasagna
aren't dogs more your thing?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 23:09, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 7:30, archived)
# Jon looks like a tough guy here
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 1:35, archived)
# Lasagne
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 14:28, archived)
#

(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] pffffffffffffffffffffft
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:16, archived)
# Why is he throwing pills in his eyes?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:22, archived)
# Oh Pedro
Have you never taken drugs?? Its how you see things 'hellucynations'
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:27, archived)
# DON'T ANSWER THAT PEDRO!
It's incriminiminating
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:29, archived)
# Saying nothing speaks volumes
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 22:30, archived)
# because injecting things into your eyes is bad
honestly, where have you been?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 23:19, archived)
# Quite correct
Needle ss to say
(, Tue 9 Aug 2022, 1:19, archived)

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