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#

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(Artificially Flavoured Since 1969, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:37, archived)
# Falkirk inbreeders more like
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:14, archived)
# FAKE: their legs are the same length on the left and right.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:08, archived)
# Those are Lowland Haggis, bred for the culinary market
You're thinking of the Highland Haggis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:05, archived)
# This isn't yours
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 22:17, archived)
# Whose is it? Is it one of those AI-generated thingies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 8:49, archived)
# Actually I think I'm wrong, I was sure I'd seen it before but tineye says no.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 9:57, archived)
# I like the one wearing boots.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Sep 2023, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:34, archived)
# Was this photo taken at the...Binchester?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:47, archived)
# Of course
Pint please Dave
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:24, archived)
# Yellow bins are for clinical waste
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:43, archived)
# so sexeh

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 2:08, archived)
# I'm in Prague and I've just shown this to a bunch of people...
and now they're at war with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 2:38, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 2:40, archived)
# You’re safe, Pedro.
I’ll fucking nuke those fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:18, archived)
# From orbit
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:20, archived)
# From Mars
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 16:07, archived)
# Pretty sure this is two people standing on top of each other
with long fake arms
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:46, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 22:14, archived)
# My Standing Crane style Kung Fu remains undefeated!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 0:58, archived)
# "The oik would have voted SWP anyway"
(rogerzilla, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 9:07, archived)
# The hokey cokey
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 10:05, archived)
# Needs more stream of wee
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 11:55, archived)
# ^ This
That would then make it proper b3taing.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)
# 🙌
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 16:14, archived)
# DID SICK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Combining my love of bins and sumo:

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 21:21, archived)
# never thought I'd see trash talking in Sumo
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 21:40, archived)
# Fake
None of these bins are Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 10:09, archived)
# Half of the ringside judge bins are. The other two are Mongolian and Bulgarian.
(This joke was based on a true story.)

Fascinating article on Japanese bins: psmag.com/environment/trash-cans-are-coming-back-to-japan

(Public bins fell out of favour after the sarin gas attacks of 1995.)
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:17, archived)
# Fucking shitty magnets
you need a (dog) poop bag attached to a magnet, so you can stick it on the outside of your car on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] This took ages.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Mein Gott, ich habe den Mülltag verpasst
(plankton, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 11:57, archived)
# Norks out to show your support Greta!

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(Artificially Flavoured Since 1969, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:38, archived)
# Fucking nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 11:25, archived)
# Greta's 20 now, making op just a regular lecherous pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 9:18, archived)
# Thunberg herself is 20,
but the picture is of her as a young girl with babyface and pigtails.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 14:47, archived)
#
-babyface
+ugly face
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:11, archived)
# This, hence, nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 17:11, archived)
# alright Richard D James
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 11:27, archived)
#
Gonna smother my daughter in chocolate syrup,
and boogie ‘til the cows come home.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 11:54, archived)
# Fuck off, paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 6:59, archived)
# no, but I'd buy a used condom from that man.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 10:58, archived)
# Better check the measurements first
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 11:42, archived)
# Swiss Toni hair
(rogerzilla, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 13:16, archived)
# Not in the state of New York.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:04, archived)
# Fava Flav
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Willard bin loving this
(DigitalScab Rameses, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 22:34, archived)
# On the democratisation of art due to the advent of AI
(JauntyArt, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:40, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 1:22, archived)
#

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(Max Harvey, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 13:35, archived)
# heh-heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 14:19, archived)
# Cheers.
Though not designed to be offensive, I'm thinking it isn't worth the risk of posting on Twitter...
(Max Harvey, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 14:30, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
# X would love it tho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)
# Your ex?
(Max Harvey, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)
# Titter
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I <3 BINS!
bin-nag
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:41, archived)
# I'd click 'I like this' but you have a desktop shortcut to Quicktime Player, so there's no way, soz.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 14:11, archived)
# This looks like a screen grab from Pedro's PC
That time he sent us all foot porn!!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 26 Sep 2023, 14:34, archived)
# did someone say foot porn?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
# No!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)
# but i, but. I just saw...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)
# You're mistaken
Move on please
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:17, archived)
# you're gaslighting me now :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:17, archived)
#
hqdefault
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:41, archived)
# :-(((((((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:04, archived)
# MODS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:05, archived)
#
Footpage this now!
(hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 18:02, archived)
# What a beautiful organic potato
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)
# I think you'll find it's spellt
like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 20:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 16:06, archived)
# *Jazz whatever-they-are*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 1:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 13:37, archived)
# But they have an HP printer.
Haven't they suffered enough?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 4:17, archived)
# Image challege?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 26 Sep 2023, 14:35, archived)
# Yeah this took 20 minutes to make
But I got bored after 4
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 19:41, archived)
# Notes uTorrent.
assumes that copy of Photoshop is entirely dodgy.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] R.I.P. David McCallum

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(bezlightyear, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 10:50, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:34, archived)
# Very good
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:51, archived)
# It's a play
on words
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 26 Sep 2023, 14:36, archived)
# Nicely
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 20:53, archived)
# Please convert Captcha into wave file as I am vision impared
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 17:49, archived)
# Please convert his wave file back into an image as I'm simply drunk.
(Brian Johns Shhhh! Digital Media CEO (Needs A Real Job), Sat 30 Sep 2023, 8:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Binary

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(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:05, archived)
# DRINK YOUR OVALTINE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 0:31, archived)
# -T
+B
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:42, archived)
# Excuse me?
You mean Ovomaltine, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 21:37, archived)
# I wholeheartedly agree with that. All of them.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Save 3-2-1 Obi Wan, you're our only hope...
(plankton, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 15:55, archived)
# You could have won the landspeeder
If only you'd followed the clues: Luke is Leia's twin, Leia has a muff, muff sounds like Grand Moff Tarkin, Tarkin wears a green suit, green is the colour of TIE fighter lasers, laser sounds like lazy, and if you're too lazy to walk, you need a landspeeder.

But you got the bin.
(rogerzilla, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 19:31, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:56, archived)
# dusty
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 26 Sep 2023, 12:42, archived)

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