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[challenge entry] "must . . .obey . . .law"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 20:50, archived)
# boris and carrie at home
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 20 Nov 2023, 8:08, archived)
#

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 19:05, archived)
# What's wrong with being sexy?
SEX-IST
(rogerzilla, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 19:53, archived)
# Lick My Love Pump!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Love a glove
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It really tied the sty together.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 20 Nov 2023, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 21 Nov 2023, 20:30, archived)
# My 4 year old nephew just drew this picture of a spider.

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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 18:21, archived)
#
He'll be on this board in future for sure.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 18:25, archived)
# he's on here now
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 20:34, archived)
# Eight legs. Checks out.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 19 Nov 2023, 18:25, archived)
# 8l/s
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 20:35, archived)
# His only friend in the basement
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 18:46, archived)
# "4 year old nephew"
Aye right.
That was you, that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 18:51, archived)
#
youtu.be/46i3A-nInTs
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 18:56, archived)
# My little buddy drew a demon octopus today, I reminded him about their suction cups, and Ill be dammed if he didn't proceed to draw massive dongers all over each tentacle.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 19:07, archived)
# Cocktopus
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 20:00, archived)
# Phallucephalopod
Cephallusopod?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 9:36, archived)
# Will fash for cash
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 19 Nov 2023, 12:01, archived)
# Free speech absolutist sues media watchdog for publishing research
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 12:08, archived)
# He offered Wikipedia $1 Billion dollars to change their name to Dickipedia
So you know he's a very serious man and not an immature dickhead who pisses money against a wall to assuage his hurt feels.
(gijoel, Mon 20 Nov 2023, 6:59, archived)
# They should have taken the money then changed the name back again when he lost interest and started on someone else
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Nov 2023, 13:52, archived)
# Easchdance?…IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 17:51, archived)
# Please hold...
While I photoshop you up a braille version.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Deliverance fans know the scene


(thanks Ninj for the loan of the pig source)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 3:22, archived)
[challenge entry] When decibels count
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 4:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Pig On The Wing
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Pig On The Wing
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Pig On The X-Wing
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:20, archived)
# Why is that X-Wing doing a wee?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:33, archived)
# Because it can.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pig On A Wing
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:50, archived)
# Er, actually that's a lifting body.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 23:55, archived)
# Don’t get technical with me.
You’ll get a dropping bomby!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 0:54, archived)
# I think I had that Airfix model.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 8:03, archived)
# I’m so jelly right now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 17:49, archived)
# Did yours have three wings too?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 18:29, archived)
# I can't remember.
Quite possibly, by the time I'd finished with it. I remember being disappointed by the end result.
Oddly, it was the stand that reminded me I had one.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey, what's UP?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Pig On A Schwiiiinng!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 22:19, archived)
# That's what happens when you fly Pan-Ham
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 21:20, archived)
# It didn't really happen. It's a photoshop.
Jeez Dick, I thought you were smart.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 21:47, archived)
# Wow, it looks so real
I guess I'm not smart
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 22:56, archived)
# 🚩
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 17:17, archived)
# The really smart people on this forum have a handful of sock puppets to get their pictures on the popular page, in order to enjoy all of the advantages that confers.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 17:21, archived)
# Shenanigans!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 17:49, archived)
# Well technically I think this is multiple instances of a single shenanigan
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 18:12, archived)
# Sock puppets?
Just upgrade to B3ta Platinum®

Instant popular page, guaranteed front page with two likes, a pair of Hebjokeo wooly socks and a lifetime subscription to Fuct coffee

Bonus signed copy of the latest Fesshowl book

You can't lose!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Or....just do your best, and fuck the rest!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 19:36, archived)
# is this your best then is it
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 20:37, archived)
# Have you seen Dark Side Of The Meat?
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 20:43, archived)
# lol
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Nov 2023, 1:12, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] 4-ways? That's Hog Heaven!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] GILTY as charged
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Goth Ham
(plankton, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Only 36 days until Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 17:43, archived)
# t
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:02, archived)
# Heh
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 18 Nov 2023, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Dave's motto: 'fuck it, then eat it'
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 18 Nov 2023, 13:37, archived)
# the country, you mean
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 16:32, archived)
# Pig is not a country
Jeez mofaha, I thought you were smart
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 17:40, archived)
# Never been to Porkham? It's right next to Chop City.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 18 Nov 2023, 17:51, archived)
# But can you tell me the way to Suckham?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:26, archived)
# Porkugal, Lebacon, the Ba-ham-as...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 18:08, archived)
# Did I tell you that? Because if I did, 🚩 and you really should know better
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:28, archived)
# Honestly it is, it's right next to Marlboro Country
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:30, archived)
# 🚩is their flag
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:31, archived)
# I don't believe any of these replies
it's all hogwash
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 21:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 18 Nov 2023, 19:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 18 Nov 2023, 19:48, archived)
# oh no
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 20:32, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 22:56, archived)
# Unexpected item in baggage area.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 19 Nov 2023, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwoaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 13:02, archived)
# Saw this photo, and the old-skool B3tan in me knew what was missing
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 7:53, archived)
# teh quo can make anything more evil
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 8:43, archived)
# - evil
+sexy
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 18 Nov 2023, 13:45, archived)
# Except outdated fashions.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 19:45, archived)
# Not pictured: waistcoats
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2023, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] sausage is a messy business

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] izza pig's arse pork?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 18 Nov 2023, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ham ass

Click for bigger (108 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 14:39, archived)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Nov 2023, 14:41, archived)
# The new series of Danny Dyer's Hardest Men takes a strange turn
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 16:00, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 14:02, archived)
# Ric Flair's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 17:18, archived)
# *Keir* just needed that weekend to start right now
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Nov 2023, 10:38, archived)
# i before e except after k
Keir*

Never really noticed until someone here pointed it out. Now I see it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 10:51, archived)
# Changed :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Nov 2023, 11:08, archived)
# Although Keira was nearly always Kiera until Ms Knightley became famous
(Insert old joke about Tess, Daly and Keira, Knightley)
(rogerzilla, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 11:18, archived)
#

(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Nov 2023, 14:42, archived)
# Keir Stannah
(rogerzilla, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] misheard lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 17 Nov 2023, 2:47, archived)

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