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Christmas news is the same as regular news
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 20 Dec 2023, 8:40,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CHRISTMAS TV
Most sitcoms get a Christmas special, but what about the shows that never do? Show us what a festive edition of Crimewatch, or a yuletide X(mas)-Files might look like.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 22:27,
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Somebody's forgotten about these episodes
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Wed 20 Dec 2023, 7:57,
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Drink!!
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Ninj ,
Wed 20 Dec 2023, 18:51,
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Satan is NOT just for Christmas
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targetlad72 ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 20:42,
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In light of Jonathan Majors being sacked by Marvel, a replacement is required
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 15:51,
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Jimmy Klangky?
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 20:17,
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A generational talent
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 11:09,
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Otis Sledding for the seasonal touch
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rogerzilla ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 11:46,
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DAMMIT
I should have included that
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 11:47,
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Something happened to his hair during the wedding
Otis Shedding
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marksimmons1962 This is a normal post ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 12:43,
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Yah.
Otis Dreading His Next Haircut
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 13:15,
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manspreading
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 13:17,
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mwuahaha
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 13:25,
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 13:38,
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love this
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 19:27,
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Asleep
Otis Zedding
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 14:23,
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wut-evR
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LS18 ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 0:44,
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Salman Cushty
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Ninj ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 7:43,
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Why do you make these pictures?
Why do you upvote them yourself?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 13:32,
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(Mark 1.12,13; Luke 4.1-13)
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 19:25,
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Revelation 6:4
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 20:04,
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And when the Lactran opened the first seal
I saw, I saw the first gorn, the gornman held a bow Now when the Lactran opened the second seal I saw, I saw the second gorn, the gornman held a sword, oh The leading gorn is white, the second gorn is red The third one is a black, the last one is a green The leading gorn is white, the second gorn is red The third one is a black, the last one is a green
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:25,
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it’s intergalactic political correctness gorn mad!
also happy candles to me
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:14,
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happy many candles
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:38,
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:43,
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21 happy flaming candles up your bum
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 22:07,
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I like coffee
Jusssayin
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 5:00,
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Wicked!
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:44,
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"the Spirit immediately drove him out into the wilderness"
Total mensch, a lot of people would have made him walk.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 22:09,
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No tail…fake!
b3:ta; 6. 6,6;Let there be a lightpost , and it was good.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 4:47,
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Fuck.
I mean, the tail is there, it's just at an invisible angle.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 17:36,
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I know that bit
And lo, a devilish Gorn did appear wearing a coat of pepperoni pizza and there was much wailing and grinding of teeth. Then the righteous Captain did blow the scaly fucker into chunks using the fire of the LORD's rocks.
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rogerzilla ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 7:38,
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thats the bottom line SC. 3:16 :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 20 Dec 2023, 18:12,
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The Mone Liar
If someone had said that another person would make Suella Braverman look respectable I would have laughed my tits of but......
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 18:19,
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this is very good
I like that her face is sort of backwards.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 18:26,
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just like her morals
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 18:46,
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Better?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 18:52,
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No!
I liked her backwards face. As you rightly pointed out, just like her morals.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 20:03,
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 17:09,
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Otter Hell
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El_Mudo_Ganso ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:04,
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Funnily enough, I saw AI generate one of these just the otter day.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:12,
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Better than invisible simpsons
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El_Mudo_Ganso ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:19,
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You take that back
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Smug Bastard LOL ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:58,
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Needs more otter ears
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 12:19,
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And fewer fingers
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 15:04,
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Terrible bullying
of Terry Nutkins.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 19:08,
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Nutkinmania is running (really) wild
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 22:31,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 14:01,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Tue 19 Dec 2023, 19:35,
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There is no Dana, only Goole
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 1:10,
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The Satanic Nurses
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:51,
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Hahahahaha
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:18,
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thank ye kindly
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:43,
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16 happy flaming candles up your bum
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:42,
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ta beaucoup :D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:43,
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Would
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:08,
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me too
"horny"????
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:28,
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They look slightly less evil than the nurses I work with
Was going to repost this: b3ta.com/board/10514080 for the compo but it was lost in the great b3tards disaster and wayback machine never archived it :( Or another version here: b3ta.com/board/9792307 if anyone has any idea how to recover it
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:10,
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shame they are gondid
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:29,
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So b3tards is now cybersquatted by... architects?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 10:51,
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It's wanky SEO spam.
A fake site set up to link to some dodgy car insurance sites.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:39,
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That's a shame
I'd love for an architect to say to potential clients "Visit our website! It's b3tards.com. Don't google it though."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 14:28,
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Swap
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 16:54,
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To get to where Cheggers is this week just catch the number 666 bus
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 17:29,
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Noel Edmonds hasn't changed much
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rogerzilla ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 19:57,
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Wombles Bagatelle!
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:19,
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BEELZEBUB1
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PooPants ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 17:53,
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plankton ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 13:21,
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Who is the winner?
Red Hot Pokers or Green Tomatoes?
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 13:46,
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Don't you mean "who's the weiner"?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 14:37,
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Be a good person
Or you'll be rubbing his meat for eternity
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rogerzilla ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 19:59,
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Hot and spicy!
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:19,
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Satanav
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 11:35,
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huh
usually he tells folks to go hard right
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Mon 18 Dec 2023, 2:29,
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celebrating my B3TA day with my very first post - a cartoon I drew a little while ago.....
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 0:35,
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happy candles!
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 4:34,
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cheers
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:00,
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Go Forward!
Sweet 16 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii \o/ Hubba Hubba!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 4:53,
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You ok Hun?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 13:10,
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that's my IQ :D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:00,
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Merry Candlemas!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 8:24,
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ta muchly
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01,
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Happy Candles!
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 9:52,
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merci beaucoup
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01,
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Happy b3taday!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 13:10,
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thanks :D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01,
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Happy 16!
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LS18 ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 15:21,
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I don't remember Molly Ringwald blowing one of those
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rogerzilla ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 19:59,
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Maybe she'll be around for your 60th :D
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LS18 ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:07,
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nicely
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:06,
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yeah!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01,
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Happy candles!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 17:58,
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cheers
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01,
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Happy flamin beta day
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 18:02,
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haha thank you
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:02,
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Many happy candles
I remember that post well. At the time I would have clicked "I like this" and indeed i will do the same now.
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TBL I posted this on ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 21:44,
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cheers
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:44,
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still gives me a chuckle, brother
festive b3tan day, TTO
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:01,
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haha thank you
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:44,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 16:31,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 16:35,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 16:36,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 16:45,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 16:50,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 16:53,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 16:54,
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Final Death
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:18,
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tm;dl
fp all these now
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Smug Bastard LOL ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:23,
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A little self-promotion never hurt anyone.
Now I'll fuck off.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:25,
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You stay right there young man!!
The moment you leave this place will crumble!!! turtle power left it wasn't too bad Pedrohin left (shows up now and again) still workable If you leave all I have is talk and I'm just not cunty enough to survive there
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Smug Bastard LOL ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:39,
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I'm sure I've alienated everyone by now.
I just stick around to annoy them further.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:53,
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no fucking off until you give us satanic nuns
and once you've done that, you still can't fuck off
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 18:17,
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Too lazy…have another repost:D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 18:28,
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Whoa!
I was wondering why there hadn't been much Atomic arts for this compo.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 21:10,
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Found some more... XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 21:34,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 21:40,
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The End
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 21:46,
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MAN'S RUIN
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 4:43,
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TITS!
I agree!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 4:55,
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That's a rather large head
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 18:36,
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Don't take my quotes out of context. I was talking about photoshops there, not drawings.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 18:52,
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Out of context quotes are funnier
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 19:25,
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These are some funny threads. XD
Cheers o/‘
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 19:53,
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You very nearly wiped ls18 off the popular page
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 13:51,
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Shit needs to be wiped.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 17 Dec 2023, 14:08,
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Drag Me To Hull
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Ninj ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 13:32,
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Satan's summer residence
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 13:49,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 2:31,
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yo yo PedroHin, where the fuck, have you bin? alright
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 3:02,
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heartbreaker
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 3:56,
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He looks like he's about to lick a stamp
or a window
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 12:28,
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Hippy!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 16 Dec 2023, 16:20,
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