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[challenge entry] Christmas news is the same as regular news
(, Wed 20 Dec 2023, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CHRISTMAS TV


Most sitcoms get a Christmas special, but what about the shows that never do? Show us what a festive edition of Crimewatch, or a yuletide X(mas)-Files might look like.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 22:27, archived)
# Somebody's forgotten about these episodes
(, Wed 20 Dec 2023, 7:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Drink!!

(, Wed 20 Dec 2023, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Satan is NOT just for Christmas

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(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 20:42, archived)
# In light of Jonathan Majors being sacked by Marvel, a replacement is required

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(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 15:51, archived)
# Jimmy Klangky?
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# A generational talent

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(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 11:09, archived)
# Otis Sledding for the seasonal touch
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 11:46, archived)
# DAMMIT
I should have included that
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 11:47, archived)
# Something happened to his hair during the wedding
Otis Shedding
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 12:43, archived)
# Yah.
Otis Dreading His Next Haircut
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# manspreading
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# mwuahaha
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#

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# love this
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# Asleep
Otis Zedding
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# wut-evR
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# Salman Cushty

(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 7:43, archived)
# Why do you make these pictures?
Why do you upvote them yourself?
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] (Mark 1.12,13; Luke 4.1-13)
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 19:25, archived)
# Revelation 6:4
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 20:04, archived)
# And when the Lactran opened the first seal
I saw, I saw the first gorn, the gornman held a bow
Now when the Lactran opened the second seal
I saw, I saw the second gorn, the gornman held a sword, oh

The leading gorn is white, the second gorn is red
The third one is a black, the last one is a green
The leading gorn is white, the second gorn is red
The third one is a black, the last one is a green
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:25, archived)
# it’s intergalactic political correctness gorn mad!
also happy candles to me
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:14, archived)
# happy many candles
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#

(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:43, archived)
# 21 happy flaming candles up your bum
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 22:07, archived)
# I like coffee
Jusssayin
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 5:00, archived)
# Wicked!
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 21:44, archived)
# "the Spirit immediately drove him out into the wilderness"
Total mensch, a lot of people would have made him walk.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 22:09, archived)
# No tail…fake!
b3:ta; 6. 6,6;Let there be a lightpost , and it was good.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 4:47, archived)
# Fuck.
I mean, the tail is there, it's just at an invisible angle.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 17:36, archived)
# I know that bit
And lo, a devilish Gorn did appear wearing a coat of pepperoni pizza and there was much wailing and grinding of teeth. Then the righteous Captain did blow the scaly fucker into chunks using the fire of the LORD's rocks.
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 7:38, archived)
# thats the bottom line SC. 3:16 :)
(, Wed 20 Dec 2023, 18:12, archived)
# The Mone Liar


If someone had said that another person would make Suella Braverman look respectable I would have laughed my tits of but......
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 18:19, archived)
# this is very good
I like that her face is sort of backwards.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 18:26, archived)
# just like her morals
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 18:46, archived)
# Better?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 18:52, archived)
# No!
I liked her backwards face. As you rightly pointed out, just like her morals.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 20:03, archived)
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[challenge entry] Otter Hell

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(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:04, archived)
# Funnily enough, I saw AI generate one of these just the otter day.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:12, archived)
# Better than invisible simpsons
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:19, archived)
# You take that back
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:58, archived)
# Needs more otter ears
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 12:19, archived)
# And fewer fingers
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 15:04, archived)
# Terrible bullying
of Terry Nutkins.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 19:08, archived)
# Nutkinmania is running (really) wild
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 22:31, archived)
#
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#
(, Tue 19 Dec 2023, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] There is no Dana, only Goole
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] The Satanic Nurses
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Also..
CANDLES
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:18, archived)
# thank ye kindly
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:43, archived)
# 16 happy flaming candles up your bum
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:42, archived)
# ta beaucoup :D
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:43, archived)
# Would
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:08, archived)
# me too
"horny"????
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:28, archived)
# They look slightly less evil than the nurses I work with
Was going to repost this: b3ta.com/board/10514080 for the compo but it was lost in the great b3tards disaster and wayback machine never archived it :(
Or another version here: b3ta.com/board/9792307 if anyone has any idea how to recover it
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:10, archived)
# shame they are gondid
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:29, archived)
# So b3tards is now cybersquatted by... architects?
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 10:51, archived)
# It's wanky SEO spam.
A fake site set up to link to some dodgy car insurance sites.
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 11:39, archived)
# That's a shame
I'd love for an architect to say to potential clients "Visit our website! It's b3tards.com. Don't google it though."
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Swap

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(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 16:54, archived)
# To get to where Cheggers is this week just catch the number 666 bus
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 17:29, archived)
# Noel Edmonds hasn't changed much
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 19:57, archived)
# Wombles Bagatelle!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:19, archived)
# BEELZEBUB1
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 17:53, archived)
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# Who is the winner?
Red Hot Pokers or Green Tomatoes?
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 13:46, archived)
# Don't you mean "who's the weiner"?
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 14:37, archived)
# Be a good person
Or you'll be rubbing his meat for eternity
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 19:59, archived)
# Hot and spicy!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Satanav
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 11:35, archived)
# huh
usually he tells folks to go hard right
(, Mon 18 Dec 2023, 2:29, archived)
# celebrating my B3TA day with my very first post - a cartoon I drew a little while ago.....
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 0:35, archived)
# happy candles!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 4:34, archived)
# cheers
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:00, archived)
# Go Forward!
Sweet 16 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii \o/ Hubba Hubba!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 4:53, archived)
# You ok Hun?
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 13:10, archived)
# that's my IQ :D
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:00, archived)
# Merry Candlemas!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 8:24, archived)
# ta muchly
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 9:52, archived)
# merci beaucoup
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 13:10, archived)
# thanks :D
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01, archived)
# Happy 16!

(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 15:21, archived)
# I don't remember Molly Ringwald blowing one of those
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 19:59, archived)
# Maybe she'll be around for your 60th :D
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:07, archived)
# nicely
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 23:06, archived)
# yeah!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 17:58, archived)
# cheers
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:01, archived)
# Happy flamin beta day
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 18:02, archived)
# haha thank you
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 20:02, archived)
# Many happy candles
I remember that post well. At the time I would have clicked "I like this" and indeed i will do the same now.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 21:44, archived)
# cheers
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:44, archived)
# still gives me a chuckle, brother
festive b3tan day, TTO
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:01, archived)
# haha thank you
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 22:44, archived)
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[challenge entry] Final Death
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:18, archived)
# tm;dl
fp all these now
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:23, archived)
# A little self-promotion never hurt anyone.
Now I'll fuck off.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:25, archived)
# You stay right there young man!!
The moment you leave this place will crumble!!!
turtle power left it wasn't too bad
Pedrohin left (shows up now and again) still workable
If you leave all I have is talk and I'm just not cunty enough to survive there
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:39, archived)
# I'm sure I've alienated everyone by now.
I just stick around to annoy them further.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 17:53, archived)
# no fucking off until you give us satanic nuns
and once you've done that, you still can't fuck off
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Too lazy…have another repost:D

(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 18:28, archived)
# Whoa!
I was wondering why there hadn't been much Atomic arts for this compo.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Found some more... XD
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 21:34, archived)
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(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] The End
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 21:46, archived)
# MAN'S RUIN
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 4:43, archived)
# TITS!
I agree!
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 4:55, archived)
# That's a rather large head
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 18:36, archived)
# Don't take my quotes out of context. I was talking about photoshops there, not drawings.
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 18:52, archived)
# Out of context quotes are funnier
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 19:25, archived)
# These are some funny threads. XD
Cheers o/‘
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 19:53, archived)
# You very nearly wiped ls18 off the popular page
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 13:51, archived)
# Shit needs to be wiped.
(, Sun 17 Dec 2023, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Drag Me To Hull
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 13:32, archived)
# Satan's summer residence
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 2:31, archived)
# yo yo PedroHin, where the fuck, have you bin? alright
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 3:02, archived)
# heartbreaker
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 3:56, archived)
# He looks like he's about to lick a stamp
or a window
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 12:28, archived)
# Hippy!
(, Sat 16 Dec 2023, 16:20, archived)

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