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(I changed the names because Sid was the Rumpo Kid in Carry On Cowboy)

(plankton, Wed 15 Jan, 23:21, Reply)

not forgetting J.D. Pants

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 16 Jan, 6:39, Reply)

Riiiight!!!!!

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Ninj, Wed 15 Jan, 19:39, Reply)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jan, 20:57, Reply)

:-)

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Jan, 7:52, Reply)

We invented those dates

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laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Wed 15 Jan, 16:08, Reply)

We're both wrong.

It should be yyyy/mm/dd. dd/mm/yyyy at least has the benefit of being exactly wrong. mm/dd/yyyy is just loopy.

We should switch to Decimal Time to put an end to all this nonsense.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 15 Jan, 16:49, Reply)

Yes

But let's switch our time to MM:SS:HH for a bit first, just for a laugh

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laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Wed 15 Jan, 17:46, Reply)

May surely?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Jan, 17:09, Reply)

Gah

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laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Wed 15 Jan, 17:38, Reply)

Fixed

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laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Wed 15 Jan, 17:40, Reply)

I've been missing from b3ta for 20 years.

What did I miss?

(Choaderboy, Wed 15 Jan, 9:24, Reply)

Nothing

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I'd prefer not to, Wed 15 Jan, 9:26, Reply)

Everyone stopped flaming people for wasting threads, luckily for you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 15 Jan, 10:22, Reply)

Shit off, fuckface

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jan, 10:35, Reply)

Rob's Big B3ta Bitcoin Giveaway. We're all millionaires now.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jan, 10:42, Reply)

A big steaming log

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan, 10:44, Reply)

Also we've discovered some new cheat codes. Just type the following:

FIFTYPHAM: All icons unlocked for free
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jan, 10:52, Reply)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jan, 11:01, Reply)

Every day for the past twenty years b3ta has been mining bitcoin and giving them away to site members who post regularly.

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Jan, 11:14, Reply)

We only get Dogecoin for posting on /talk :'(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jan, 11:17, Reply)

:-(

I'm sure it will rally any day now. Not /talk, obviously

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Jan, 11:55, Reply)

my smeggy bellend

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan, 11:59, Reply)

All This...and more!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Jan, 12:39, Reply)

GEOSTORM

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 15 Jan, 12:45, Reply)

Every time I see GEOSTORM I think of this:

Now that's done I can think about something else.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 15 Jan, 16:23, Reply)

mine tiny penus

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan, 13:48, Reply)

Gorns.

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 15 Jan, 14:49, Reply)

Movie Mashup Hijinks

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I'd prefer not to, Wed 15 Jan, 0:39, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Jan, 0:58, Reply)

Mmmmm... missing accent pork products.

(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I'd prefer not to, Wed 15 Jan, 1:00, Reply)

Is this the Neil Gaiman biopic?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 15 Jan, 8:03, Reply)

I did wonder,

Master

(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Jan, 8:21, Reply)

Can't they find ANY new material?

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Ninj, Tue 14 Jan, 19:51, Reply)

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 14 Jan, 19:33, Reply)

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jan, 14:47, Reply)

Badap-bap-bwaw muthafuckas…

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christhebarker, Mon 13 Jan, 23:05, Reply)

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Ninj, Mon 13 Jan, 23:18, Reply)

Banging

(Pompey Monkey, Tue 14 Jan, 6:12, Reply)

So good

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jan, 7:18, Reply)

I've only just noticed

The appalling misuse of cutlery

(rogerzilla, Tue 14 Jan, 7:35, Reply)

The knife held by the blade with a sausage stuck on it?

Wielded by the kid that looks a bit like a sleazy Matt Hancock?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Jan, 13:39, Reply)

"a sleazy Matt Hancock"?

So... Matt Hancock, then?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 14 Jan, 13:47, Reply)

yup

And a big cloud of mashed potato on a fork, defying the laws of physics

(rogerzilla, Tue 14 Jan, 15:24, Reply)

cauliflower?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Jan, 19:55, Reply)

Too sophisticated for an 80s comprehensive

(rogerzilla, Tue 14 Jan, 20:41, Reply)

1970s school dinner mashed potato, of indeterminate solidity

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Jan, 0:59, Reply)

if your mash won't stay on your fork

you're adding to much boiling water to your Smash pellets

decent mashed potato doesn't need a spoon

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 15 Jan, 4:49, Reply)

hahaha

excellent execution

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 14 Jan, 11:37, Reply)

Trump, Trump, Bigly Big, Covfefe, Dotard and Yuge

(plankton, Mon 13 Jan, 15:53, Reply)

I presume they have a hose that shoots out memes.

Doesn't put the fire out, but owns the libs, and that's the main thing.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 14 Jan, 10:17, Reply)

All fires the fault of the previous crew.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 14 Jan, 13:41, Reply)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Jan, 14:59, Reply)

(plankton, Mon 13 Jan, 14:58, Reply)

Ha...took me a while

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2kindsofherring, Tue 14 Jan, 6:52, Reply)

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Mon 13 Jan, 11:57, Reply)

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Ninj, Mon 13 Jan, 12:24, Reply)

:-)

Straight outta compton

(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 13 Jan, 12:30, Reply)

Paramount Pictures presents…

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Ninj, Mon 13 Jan, 22:09, Reply)

:-)

(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Jan, 8:25, Reply)

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