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[challenge entry] VR FONDLER

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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Jun 2025, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Pitythe butterfly

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 22:22, archived)
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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] VHS love

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] An amazing book

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:33, archived)
# The b3ta.com/talk Guide to Life?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 21:04, archived)
# mods
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Is probably their tagline anyway.

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably missing the mark

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Look into my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 13:54, archived)
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(plankton, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)
# TATAP


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(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 13:13, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)
# This statement is not supported by statistical probability.
The brightest stars in the most distant visible galaxies are probably* dead** by now***, but the chances of you picking one of them at random over all the brighter nearby objects seem low. Visible nearby stars are likely to have billions of years left on the clock.

*Assuming the galaxy is light years further away than the total lifespan of the supergiant (which formed late enough for us to still observe it today).

**Dead via supernova and/or collapsing into a black hole, the former being quite a bright event that lingers for thousands/millions of years, the latter potentially brighter still if it has a lot of stuff to feed on.

***The speed of light is the speed of causality. Nothing that occurred in a distant galaxy thousands of light years away can affect us until their changes in information, mass and energy actually reaches us, so their past IS our present and our past IS their present.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big bag of bollocks.

The most common stars, invisible to the naked eye, will last for thousands of billions of years.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:02, archived)
# But what about the dreams?
does that mean that they are alive too ?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:01, archived)
# That depends.
From a far extragalactic outsider's perspective you haven't even dreamed them yet.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the only way...

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(Cerberus64, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 12:02, archived)
# Loosen, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:33, archived)
# I loosed my shit earlier
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:46, archived)
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(plankton, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 10:45, archived)
# There was one near my work up for sale for just 200k
Next to a flooding brook, and in need of total rebuilding, and grade I listed.

Bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 10:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey you, yes you creative types...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 8:30, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 8:35, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE SELF-SABOTAGE INDUSTRY


Throw out those self-help books and workout VHS tapes, and design books, posters and de-motivational products to make you feel utterly dreadful instead. Suggested by Rich.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:11, archived)
# Wow, nobody posts here at all anymore. Alright monks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 1:19, archived)
# Hello.
Not many Photoshoppers left anywhere, as far as I can tell.

We got 472 entries for Demotivational Posters in 2006, so let's see how much that goes down by!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:51, archived)
# I'm still going to get round to doing a picture for my placeholder post in the last compo, any minute now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:59, archived)
# Photoshop does take a while to install
if you've gone back to floppy discs, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 10:10, archived)
# I'm going to load Paint from cassette instead.
Hopefully my tape deck doesn't chew it up.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 10:12, archived)
# I'm typing in an illustration program from "ZX81 Adrenalizer" as you read this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 18:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 2:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 2:25, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Not to scale
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:15, archived)
# Love it
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 21:58, archived)
# I had to view the source
to work out the pun.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 22:25, archived)
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(plankton, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 8 Jun 2025, 19:18, archived)
# The world you live in is just a sugar-coated stinky topping. There is another world beneath it. The real world.
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:56, archived)

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