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disco! it's fun to stay at the

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 27 Jun, 10:55, Reply)

2009 vintage roast avin it large

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Jun, 2:46, Reply)

apologies, I've only just seen the compo and thought we were posting gifs from 2008 :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Jun, 7:31, Reply)

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Jun, 9:21, Reply)

Frighten rock

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jun, 10:27, Reply)

Haha!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 27 Jun, 10:33, Reply)

Jesus raves

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 27 Jun, 10:26, Reply)

Bobbins

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jun, 1:48, Reply)

"until I learn to accept my...."

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Jun, 23:56, Reply)

Not my favourite version but I'm glad it's not the 12" one. PS prosthetic bottom

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 26 Jun, 22:27, Reply)

cheeky

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jun, 1:59, Reply)

pftt

The face of the freemans catalogue

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Jun, 7:32, Reply)

He thinks himself as Ras too

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 26 Jun, 22:25, Reply)

I couldn't fit the Death Star into H.A.P.P.Y. Radio or Eye to Eye Contact.

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Thu 26 Jun, 17:24, Reply)

old one and NWOT

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 26 Jun, 21:59, Reply)

Disco TOAP

(allbad mostly posting pictures of spoons ... but not here, Thu 26 Jun, 17:18, Reply)

Disco Stew - could be a cooking show and I get a two-for-one

(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Thu 26 Jun, 16:15, Reply)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DISCO

It's a one-word challenge this week as we look at the world of disco, so get down on (Photoshopping) it. Suggested by Ya What.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Jun, 15:03, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 18:02, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 18:28, Reply)

:-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 27 Jun, 7:32, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 19:45, Reply)

Dumduddlededum dumduddlededum dumdudleDEEEEEdumdumdedum

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 19:55, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 22:58, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 22:59, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 23:01, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 23:42, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 27 Jun, 16:48, Reply)

PEA!

(Kinsey B, Fri 27 Jun, 17:09, Reply)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jun, 0:43, Reply)

Any challenge requests?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun, 19:09, Reply)

FAKE NEWS

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 25 Jun, 19:28, Reply)

New pictures for news headlines could be a decent format.

The b3ta picture desk?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun, 19:31, Reply)

BBC VERYIFFY

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 25 Jun, 20:04, Reply)

.. though a look at the current headlines

is quite bleak with not much wordplay opportunity.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun, 20:09, Reply)

I'm sure the news will become hilarious by the weekend.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 25 Jun, 20:51, Reply)

I did this for a group chat a week or two back,

thought it was too niche even for this place though.

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Jun, 6:13, Reply)

Sorry, I mean maybe one about taking the piss out less-than-modern Star Trek, I really think most of the ones from the 2000's need wider attention.

Think "Deep Space Nine" as "Shallow Space Eight" or "Gayager" instead of "Voyager" (finally, a vast improvement over my previous suggestion).

Doesn't it get tiring to several b3tans that the only stuff their parent watch (if they have any) which they are perverting are usually either made for ones aged 40 and over or for younger ones it's something phenomenally popular like Babylon 5... (i'm talking about what was relevant on TV during the years when b3ta was fresh).

edit: dear unhinged seagull, you ignored me yet you're the one logging off constantly to see if anyone's talking about you. I saw your post on my phone (can't log in on Chrome for some reason) and decided to have a little fun with it. Please don't take everything so personally and seriously, it's a silly website for silly people.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Jun, 6:54, Reply)

You're in good company then. I can't quite remember why he blocked me...

I was explaining how I admired his dedication to the gimmick but urging him to be less of a cunt about it, I think. Genuinely or kayfabe, he got got upset by the notion that his life's obsession is a performance/work/gimmick for purposes of entertainment.

I think I also tried to explain the concept of nostalgia to him, but I don't *think* he was quite getting it (or he was effectively feigning ignorance to maintain the illusion of derangement). I really do admire the dedication and commitment to the gimmick.

OH yeah I remember now, I unfavourably compared him to the invisible Simpsons guy, my favourite cartoon-obsessed b3ta gimmick character.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 15:32, Reply)

I see he's posted a wall of text now, I think it's about me.

(On Chrome on my phone again, inexplicably can't log in.) I won't be reading that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Jun, 18:47, Reply)

Oh okay, I'll pretend not to read it too.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 20:22, Reply)

You wilfully pretend to misunderstand me again, as expected.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Jun, 21:17, Reply)

I didn't read it in full,

and didn't answer, which didn't require a diagram.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 21:25, Reply)

OK, I just read it.

It's as incoherent with rage as I expected it to be.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Jun, 22:34, Reply)

I think he's trying to tell me how I think other people think about what I don't think other people don't think I don't think about.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 26 Jun, 23:05, Reply)

I don't think he thinks that you think anyone would think about that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 27 Jun, 12:26, Reply)

Aaaand he's done a Sockcooker.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 27 Jun, 16:46, Reply)

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 26 Jun, 8:55, Reply)

Medical procedures, Operations. Wanted, unwanted. By the way, this is how a C-section looks and not it's more famous lookalike

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 25 Jun, 20:02, Reply)

Well, medical might be an okay modifier,

but operations are a bit too gross as an image source.

Erm... Unwell albums? Tubular Bell's Palsy or whatever.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun, 20:39, Reply)

Fair comment.

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 25 Jun, 20:50, Reply)

Epic gifs only!

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 25 Jun, 20:28, Reply)

colour in the lizard

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Jun, 21:29, Reply)

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 25 Jun, 22:29, Reply)

Welfare on the cheep

Starmer is cutting the welfare budget - show how things can be done for no money

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 Jun, 23:00, Reply)

I wondered if we'd done anything like that recently.

2012 with David Cameron, which is long enough ago to do it again. Depressing repeat of history, though, innit?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun, 23:08, Reply)

Have we had Trump remakes of books or movies? It's a wonderful life, it's a beautiful thing. Etc.

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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Wed 25 Jun, 23:21, Reply)

We've done political books,

but not political movies, as far as I can tell.

I'd usually expand Trump to political for a bit more scope, but he's probably done enough to not need that any more. Bit wary that people may want to avoid him as a subject entirely, though.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun, 23:42, Reply)

Big Sexy Boobs

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jun, 2:51, Reply)

Prince's home shopping deliveries

See QOTW for some ideas

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 26 Jun, 6:17, Reply)

American remake of UK shows

(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Thu 26 Jun, 10:29, Reply)

insert disco into historical events

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 26 Jun, 11:44, Reply)

Let's expand that to a disco one-worder.

Decent image pile there.

Thanks!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 26 Jun, 12:14, Reply)

Saturday Night Iwo Jima sort of things?

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 26 Jun, 13:31, Reply)

declaring peace, let's see the negative side of not blowing each other to pieces

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 26 Jun, 14:54, Reply)

Like another Mrs Brown's Boys Xmas special, you mean?

(rogerzilla, Thu 26 Jun, 16:22, Reply)

I've not seen it but yes

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jun, 2:09, Reply)

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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Wed 25 Jun, 18:47, Reply)

FP for my compo post

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 25 Jun, 14:47, Reply)

Did version a week ago

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 25 Jun, 17:25, Reply)

Was that the 10mb version?

I'm still waiting for that to load

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 25 Jun, 18:03, Reply)

Aye

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 25 Jun, 18:10, Reply)

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Wed 25 Jun, 13:42, Reply)

steady on Chaps

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 25 Jun, 14:01, Reply)

Mr Belvedere

(rogerzilla, Wed 25 Jun, 14:16, Reply)

cheeky

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 25 Jun, 14:26, Reply)

What?

(Smapscnut, Wed 25 Jun, 18:46, Reply)

Re-edit to get pun in

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 24 Jun, 21:00, Reply)

Oh, That's good

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 24 Jun, 21:10, Reply)

Thanks

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 24 Jun, 21:22, Reply)

Atomic has just unfriended you

(rogerzilla, Wed 25 Jun, 12:22, Reply)

He’s a yawn cunt.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Jun, 13:44, Reply)

Thank you

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 25 Jun, 14:23, Reply)

No prob

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Jun, 2:55, Reply)

(plankton, Tue 24 Jun, 15:52, Reply)

how you d'oh-in

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 24 Jun, 13:37, Reply)

Was going do the Queen Vic or Cheers but not now.

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 24 Jun, 14:38, Reply)

do it, but with the family guy bunch

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 24 Jun, 15:03, Reply)

I will leave the Queen Vic. Though I have got Mark Fowler some help at his stall from "My cabbages" guy

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 24 Jun, 15:17, Reply)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Jun, 16:10, Reply)

This is so good...

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 24 Jun, 20:46, Reply)

Liberal use of invisible Graggle here, which I appreciate.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 24 Jun, 22:19, Reply)

might fp this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Jun, 2:03, Reply)

The new Dr should be Grunkle Stan with some great assistants. Anything else will be pants

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 24 Jun, 11:40, Reply)

Yes.

(Clenchy, Tue 24 Jun, 13:13, Reply)

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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 24 Jun, 9:09, Reply)

It's time for the 7 day holding period to return, tits.

It's the only sensible option.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jun, 11:15, Reply)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Jun, 12:03, Reply)

That's you, that is.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Jun, 12:08, Reply)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun, 14:20, Reply)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Jun, 9:16, Reply)

TWENTY FUCKING YEARS

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Jun, 9:38, Reply)

Happy b3taday.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 24 Jun, 9:59, Reply)

I have come full circle.

From B3ta to making movies and back to B3ta. The circle is complete.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Jun, 10:00, Reply)

Commisulations

you'll never leave

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 24 Jun, 23:31, Reply)

Happy b3ta Day!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Jun, 11:05, Reply)

Merci!!

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Jun, 13:11, Reply)

\o/ Candles, Octo.

Same birthday as Ajay Chandrakar, former Cabinet Minister in the Chhattisgarh Government. Coincidence?
Or a sign to express your concerns about Raipur or Bhilai?
Spooky.
I think you should grab a flat first, ask questions about the surfing later.

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 24 Jun, 11:32, Reply)

Very spooky

Can't be a coincidence

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Jun, 11:54, Reply)

Happy Candles!

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Q4nobody, Tue 24 Jun, 12:15, Reply)

yay!

laser pup

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Jun, 12:18, Reply)

Happy Candles Octo

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 24 Jun, 16:15, Reply)

:-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Jun, 19:05, Reply)

20 happy flaming candles up your bum™

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 24 Jun, 22:22, Reply)

happy candling

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 24 Jun, 22:35, Reply)

Hahaha!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Jun, 11:05, Reply)

I'm in

as long as there aren't any French marigolds or walking catfish

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 24 Jun, 11:22, Reply)

I bought a flat in Chhattisgarh already

And it was a fucking money pit. Never again. I flew to close to the sun

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 24 Jun, 13:26, Reply)

The sun doesn't close to, silly.

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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 24 Jun, 22:23, Reply)

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