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[challenge entry] Euphemisms are also Greek. Miss Bryan would agree

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 20 Aug, 19:47, Reply)
[challenge entry] True!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 20 Aug, 19:05, Reply)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Aug, 22:02, Reply)
# took me a moment
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Aug, 19:17, Reply)
# a lot of things do :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 21 Aug, 22:02, Reply)
# Oh!
*clap clap clap* excellent stuff sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 22 Aug, 7:39, Reply)
[challenge entry] Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 20 Aug, 18:36, Reply)
# The BBCs choice of the new DOCTOR is controversial. It's been a while and I still have little skills.

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(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 20 Aug, 17:02, Reply)
# The problem, as far as I see it, is that they didn't try to make it enough like 'Skins'
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug, 17:29, Reply)
#
if I am honest I was just rhyming Who and Huw and I am far too old for Skins even when it first came out
(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 20 Aug, 18:07, Reply)
# MOL
Made Oi Larf.
(davyclam, Thu 20 Aug, 21:38, Reply)
# MYWCO
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Aug, 22:18, Reply)
# Terrible
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Fri 21 Aug, 18:05, Reply)
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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Thu 20 Aug, 16:20, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Aug, 14:47, Reply)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Aug, 14:58, Reply)
# Ha!
In Bed With Medusa
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug, 15:18, Reply)
# Pfft
She has such smooth skin.
Pfft I say
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug, 16:10, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 Aug, 13:35, Reply)
# Now I have the theme to Ulysses 31 rattling around in my little brain
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Aug, 14:35, Reply)
# Not forgetting his mythical companion, a small robot you know.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Aug, 21:41, Reply)
[challenge entry] Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug, 14:40, Reply)
# Okay Octo, explain this IC entry.
/future a/c
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Aug, 21:32, Reply)
[challenge entry] Introducing the Medusugden in ...
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Thu 20 Aug, 12:18, Reply)
#
Had this line rattling around my head all night...!
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Thu 20 Aug, 15:19, Reply)
# It's great but...
you should have been able to crowbar Mrs Slocumbe's Pussy in there somewhere.
(davyclam, Thu 20 Aug, 21:41, Reply)
[challenge entry] Just cover their eyes with your hands if you don't want them to record


Will spang for food
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug, 11:57, Reply)
[challenge entry] Topical
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is puzzled as the oyster, Thu 20 Aug, 11:45, Reply)
# v good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 Aug, 22:02, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug, 11:39, Reply)
# ppffftt
It's got 'wee' in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Aug, 14:07, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Aug, 11:20, Reply)
[challenge entry] You wooden believe your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug, 11:09, Reply)
# Public Safety Infographic

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(I_am_B, Thu 20 Aug, 8:20, Reply)
#
I like that they've got radiological shit-smell sensors on long sticks, to help keep everybody at a safe distance.

I wonder what sound they make if someone gets too close?
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 20 Aug, 9:24, Reply)
#
i imagine some sort of gagging sound, gag-gag-gag-gag-gag
(I_am_B, Thu 20 Aug, 9:57, Reply)
# I’m waiting for him to drop one in a press conference or some such.
And for someone in the room not being able to stop themselves throwing up there and then, on live television.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 20 Aug, 20:09, Reply)
#
No you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug, 16:08, Reply)
# Not witty, just reacquiring animation s|<177z

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 20 Aug, 4:07, Reply)
# Oh hey that reminds me, where the hell is Atmoic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 20 Aug, 4:35, Reply)
# Lurking obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug, 16:07, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug, 1:57, Reply)
# cont. on vase 94
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Aug, 9:06, Reply)
# Well done.
(davyclam, Thu 20 Aug, 21:45, Reply)
# "Check out Pandora's box"
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is puzzled as the oyster, Thu 20 Aug, 10:08, Reply)
# And if you like "keeping it in the family", check out the parentage of the Muses
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Aug, 10:54, Reply)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERN DAY GREEK MYTHS


Whilst we await Elon Musk's AI slop version of The Odyssey, let's imagine what our favourite creatures and characters from the Greek mythology would get up to in "modern" times.

(Partly suggested by "TEMU Bou")
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Aug, 22:16, Reply)
# C:\Users\PedroHin\My Pictures\OwenW-WOW.GIF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 19 Aug, 22:34, Reply)
# I got 2 fps on /talk!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug, 23:46, Reply)
# can you sneak me into /talk please, b3ta security won't let me in
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# Mofaha is the fee collector for the Talk Gold Premium feature
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Thu 20 Aug, 3:21, Reply)
# *ahem* access can be arranged, for a nominal consulting fee
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug, 10:42, Reply)
# They call her Jennifer Aniston...
because she smells like Anus & wears a ton of makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 19 Aug, 22:37, Reply)
# this inadequately accounts for the name Jennifer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug, 23:46, Reply)
# Short for 'jenital niffer'
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 20 Aug, 0:22, Reply)
# See also Cece Peniston
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# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 20 Aug, 0:35, Reply)
# Seriously though, 'wigs' would be better than this.
I'm going to have to read up on Greek mythology for this one. I'm already badly over-educated as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Aug, 23:05, Reply)
# Bindun
b3ta.com/challenge/wigs/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Aug, 23:10, Reply)
# Three or four of them were quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Aug, 23:46, Reply)
# Yes its time to play spot the Roman myths and gods
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Aug, 9:11, Reply)
# As a study guide, I can recommend the TV series "Kaos"
Cancelled way too soon!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaos_(TV_series)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Aug, 10:55, Reply)
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