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# Summer's over, please discard your little shitgoblins now.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:12, archived)
# Reminds me of Pedro, who I love very much
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:22, archived)
# Uh oh, WOMP WOMP wrong account
Should I delete and post under the appropriate Nom de Pixel?
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:24, archived)
# I LOVE U TOO BTW *SMAK*
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:24, archived)
# i hate you
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:27, archived)
# NOT YOU
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 12:30, archived)
# He knows
*WAGGLES EYEBROWS*

(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 2:48, archived)
# ah the old "come hither" pear dangle, the oldest trick in the book, but it won't work on me, and I think you know why
(, Thu 27 Aug 2026, 2:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 3:40, archived)
#

(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 3:42, archived)
# Covid was messed up
Messed is a code switch.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 1:35, archived)
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(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 1:29, archived)
#
Lol
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 8:09, archived)
# .
She now carrries mostly men from countries not at war, bound for England.Andy Burnham grants them priority free housing, phones, food, discounts, dental and Dr appointments,reduced rates for English heritage sites and other entertainment...And stupid people complain why everything is so expenisive.I had to take out a loan against a joint of beef at tesco, packaged in a steel cage with an alarm fitted.......Amazing what people accept as normal.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 4:13, archived)
# Only Connect is on and they don't pronounce words proper.

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(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 21:34, archived)
# sssssssexy!
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:12, archived)
# would
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:13, archived)
# Always believe a foreshadowing when it pops up in a film.
...

WRITE THAT DOWN IN YOUR COPY BOOK!.

(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:42, archived)
# *unlurks*
Evening, all!

I've nothing to say beyond that, but I want the candles.

*relurks*
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 19:12, archived)
# candulations!
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 20:50, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 21:46, archived)
# Cappy Handles!
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 22:29, archived)
# Ta!
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:18, archived)
# Another Kleeneezee kitchen gadget we didn't even know we needed.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 16:45, archived)
# I'll be singing that in the morning now, wondering how the tune got into my head again
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:32, archived)
# People will assume
you're just a marsupial pervert. A pervert for marsupials, not a pervert who IS a marsupial, don't be silly.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:41, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Scraping the ideas barrel.

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(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 10:26, archived)
# Going for the A Chiles - Angels bit?
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:45, archived)
#
Heel means bad, lowlife etc
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:51, archived)
# Yep, I just recognised the photo and wondered if you were going for something else as well
because

when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I'm lovin' a chiles instead
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 14:31, archived)
# Woah, oh, oh sweet chiles of mine
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:18, archived)
# Cos he's a voodoo Chiles, Lord knows he's a voodoo Chiles
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 18:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Είμαι το τραπέζι
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 2:07, archived)
# The third guy along has a massive schlong
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 7:23, archived)
# καρεκλα?
τραπεζι is a table.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 17:23, archived)
# Μιλάς πάρα πολύ.
Ανούσιο σχόλιο Taz.
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 21:16, archived)
# αλλα δεν παντα σωστο
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 22:52, archived)
# ΤΑ ΜΠΛΟΥΖΆΚΙΑ ΕΊΝΑΙ ΕΠΊΣΗΣ ΠΟΛΎ ΣΤΕΝΆ, ΜΠΊΛΙ!
Πόσο ζυγίζει αυτός ο τύπος;
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:37, archived)
# f'in ell lay off the ALL CAPS
I've only been at it a couple of years
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 22:20, archived)
# The caps denote shouting,
which you'd understand if you were cultured enough to recognise the references, but sénor Joe, the numbers don't lie and they spell DISASTER for you.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 1:21, archived)
# γιος ο της γυαναικα σκυλος
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 20:16, archived)
# Been to Greece once (Reworks Festival 2010 in Thessaloniki)...
I could generally read signs, shop names, etc. written in uppercase by the end of the week, lowercase not so much...
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 21:18, archived)
# He's about to give him the λαϊκός elbow
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 23:14, archived)
# Maybe the bronze claw.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 2:05, archived)
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(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 23:25, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 0:21, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 7:30, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] What are you? An idiot sandwich?
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 22:29, archived)
# Gordon Brown pea

(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 6:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Should shut the cat up

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(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 22:11, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 22:59, archived)
# Suddenly remembered this
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 21:58, archived)
# Great, now I've got Arthur Lowe saying 'This is the voice of the Mr Men' going through my head
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 7:55, archived)
# Indeed so have I
It is an affliction for those of us old enough to remember those days.
(, Tue 25 Aug 2026, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 🐂
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 16:22, archived)
# That’s Magic Tridents
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:11, archived)
# Excellent, magic, super
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 19:46, archived)
# Haha!
Come and see what you WOULD have won! Yes, a state of the art Trireme.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 21:03, archived)
# A speedboat where
all the parts have been replaced at least once.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 21:07, archived)
# We're from Arcadia...
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 18:07, archived)
# bit a bully
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 22:59, archived)
# oche
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 0:29, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 24 Aug 2026, 7:32, archived)
[challenge entry] The Three Sisters of Clickbait

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(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] “I’ve got to say…I’m a bit miffed”

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(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 7:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Pandora's getting her box out again...
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 5:12, archived)
# Anachronistic/paradoxical.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Subscribes
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 16:10, archived)
# What's in the booooooox?
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 16:15, archived)
# She opened it already!
Contained a few coins and some coupons.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:43, archived)
# You filthy cow!
Clicks
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 10:51, archived)
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(, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 22:36, archived)
# Brilliant
:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 22:49, archived)
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(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER HORSE!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)
# Too soon
RIP Planchet
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 8:57, archived)
# Don’t ask.

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(, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 8:53, archived)
# for he IS the AfricangusAmerifax!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2026, 13:20, archived)
# The pies must flow
(, Sun 23 Aug 2026, 15:48, archived)

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