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[challenge entry] Introducing the Medusugden in ...
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 12:18, archived)
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Had this line rattling around my head all night...!
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 15:19, archived)
# It's great but...
you should have been able to crowbar Mrs Slocumbe's Pussy in there somewhere.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Just cover their eyes with your hands if you don't want them to record


Will spang for food
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 11:45, archived)
# v good
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 22:02, archived)
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(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 11:39, archived)
# ppffftt
It's got 'wee' in it.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:07, archived)
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(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] You wooden believe your eyes
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 11:09, archived)
# Public Safety Infographic

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(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 8:20, archived)
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I like that they've got radiological shit-smell sensors on long sticks, to help keep everybody at a safe distance.

I wonder what sound they make if someone gets too close?
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 9:24, archived)
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i imagine some sort of gagging sound, gag-gag-gag-gag-gag
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 9:57, archived)
# I’m waiting for him to drop one in a press conference or some such.
And for someone in the room not being able to stop themselves throwing up there and then, on live television.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 20:09, archived)
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No you
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 16:08, archived)
# Not witty, just reacquiring animation s|<177z

(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 4:07, archived)
# Oh hey that reminds me, where the hell is Atmoic
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 4:35, archived)
# Lurking obv
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 16:07, archived)
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(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 1:57, archived)
# cont. on vase 94
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 9:06, archived)
# Well done.
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 21:45, archived)
# "Check out Pandora's box"
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 10:08, archived)
# And if you like "keeping it in the family", check out the parentage of the Muses
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERN DAY GREEK MYTHS


Whilst we await Elon Musk's AI slop version of The Odyssey, let's imagine what our favourite creatures and characters from the Greek mythology would get up to in "modern" times.

(Partly suggested by "TEMU Bou")
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:16, archived)
# C:\Users\PedroHin\My Pictures\OwenW-WOW.GIF
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:34, archived)
# I got 2 fps on /talk!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:46, archived)
# can you sneak me into /talk please, b3ta security won't let me in
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 0:24, archived)
# Mofaha is the fee collector for the Talk Gold Premium feature
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 3:21, archived)
# *ahem* access can be arranged, for a nominal consulting fee
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 10:42, archived)
# They call her Jennifer Aniston...
because she smells like Anus & wears a ton of makeup.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:37, archived)
# this inadequately accounts for the name Jennifer
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:46, archived)
# Short for 'jenital niffer'
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 0:22, archived)
# See also Cece Peniston
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 0:19, archived)
# OH MY
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 0:35, archived)
# Seriously though, 'wigs' would be better than this.
I'm going to have to read up on Greek mythology for this one. I'm already badly over-educated as it is.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:05, archived)
# Bindun
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:10, archived)
# Three or four of them were quite good.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 23:46, archived)
# Yes its time to play spot the Roman myths and gods
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 9:11, archived)
# As a study guide, I can recommend the TV series "Kaos"
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 10:55, archived)
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(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 16:06, archived)
# Been in my head for a while
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 21:09, archived)
# You just reminded me to rewatch
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 22:39, archived)
# BRAVO!
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 2:51, archived)
# a joke
for people my age! \o/
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 6:30, archived)
# ++
(, Thu 20 Aug 2026, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Think I’ve confused myself with this challenge - still I like a pop at this nonce

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(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 9:39, archived)
# Pervert of the future, surely?
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 12:22, archived)
# I wouldn’t say his approach to paedophillia was ground breaking
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 14:45, archived)
# Relevant pea

Not compoing it, obviously. This isn't 'Nam, there are rules here.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 18:31, archived)
# Ancient reference but was it Dave Allen that did the Dare visiting an Irish farmhouse joke?
might have been part of 'would ye like our eiderdown'
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 9:54, archived)
# This does not ring any bells with me.
An alternative teller of surrealist Irish jokes could be Spike Milligan..?
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 19:24, archived)
# I may be confusing the Irish welcome from an upper window 'Is that you dan dare?'
with
would ee like our eiderdown?
no thanks, she's been down twice already
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] All the instructions are on the task, PUNY HUMANS!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 20:09, archived)
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(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 21:01, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 21:52, archived)
# Made me think of this:
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 20:40, archived)
# hiii
hey, just new here... I'm not from the UK, I'm from the US

Very well then
(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 19:47, archived)
# Can you count to 100 for me?
(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 19:53, archived)
# 99
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 6:35, archived)
# Not even a 1, 2 miss a few?
Maybe you're a bot too.
MAYBE YOU'RE ALL BOTS.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 18:33, archived)
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01001001 00100000 01100100 01100101 01101110 01111001 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101110
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 23:09, archived)
# Cha! Now try reading the FAQ.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] ... and Fat Freddy loved him..
(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)
# Oh thumbs up here
essential reading for a rebellious teen in the 80s.
(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 19:46, archived)
# Lol
(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 20:36, archived)
# Emaciated Emily's cat
(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 21:51, archived)
# What's this? A strange contraption has been left, I wonder what it is.
Professor Yaffle hopped down and surveyed the instrument.
Why its a rolling machine for making cigarettes, he said.
There are the papers but something's missing.
We know, cried the mice.
They started pulling in a bag that had been hidden in an old pot.
As they pulled, they chanted: Weeeed, Weeed, Weeeed.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 8:04, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 9:20, archived)
# we must perform a quirkafleeg
(, Tue 18 Aug 2026, 15:31, archived)
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As a very very much a very cat man, I think I might make a t-shirt from this idea. Verily.
(, Wed 19 Aug 2026, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoa, mama!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)
# This could win the TV Cartoon Characters in Books for Semi-Literate Adults image challenge
(, Mon 17 Aug 2026, 19:43, archived)
# One for the dads.
(, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 19:42, archived)
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(, Sun 16 Aug 2026, 6:50, archived)

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