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[challenge entry] Just cover their eyes with your hands if you don't want them to record


Will spang for food
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug, 11:57, Reply)
[challenge entry] Topical
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is puzzled as the oyster, Thu 20 Aug, 11:45, Reply)
# v good
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(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug, 11:39, Reply)
# ppffftt
It's got 'wee' in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 Aug, 14:07, Reply)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Thu 20 Aug, 11:20, Reply)
[challenge entry] You wooden believe your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 20 Aug, 11:09, Reply)
# Public Safety Infographic

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(I_am_B, Thu 20 Aug, 8:20, Reply)
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I like that they've got radiological shit-smell sensors on long sticks, to help keep everybody at a safe distance.

I wonder what sound they make if someone gets too close?
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Thu 20 Aug, 9:24, Reply)
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i imagine some sort of gagging sound, gag-gag-gag-gag-gag
(I_am_B, Thu 20 Aug, 9:57, Reply)
# I’m waiting for him to drop one in a press conference or some such.
And for someone in the room not being able to stop themselves throwing up there and then, on live television.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 20 Aug, 20:09, Reply)
#
No you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug, 16:08, Reply)
# Not witty, just reacquiring animation s|<177z

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 20 Aug, 4:07, Reply)
# Oh hey that reminds me, where the hell is Atmoic
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# Lurking obv
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug, 16:07, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Aug, 1:57, Reply)
# cont. on vase 94
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Aug, 9:06, Reply)
# Well done.
(davyclam, Thu 20 Aug, 21:45, Reply)
# "Check out Pandora's box"
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is puzzled as the oyster, Thu 20 Aug, 10:08, Reply)
# And if you like "keeping it in the family", check out the parentage of the Muses
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Thu 20 Aug, 10:54, Reply)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERN DAY GREEK MYTHS


Whilst we await Elon Musk's AI slop version of The Odyssey, let's imagine what our favourite creatures and characters from the Greek mythology would get up to in "modern" times.

(Partly suggested by "TEMU Bou")
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Aug, 22:16, Reply)
# C:\Users\PedroHin\My Pictures\OwenW-WOW.GIF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 19 Aug, 22:34, Reply)
# I got 2 fps on /talk!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Wed 19 Aug, 23:46, Reply)
# can you sneak me into /talk please, b3ta security won't let me in
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# Mofaha is the fee collector for the Talk Gold Premium feature
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Thu 20 Aug, 3:21, Reply)
# *ahem* access can be arranged, for a nominal consulting fee
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Aug, 10:42, Reply)
# They call her Jennifer Aniston...
because she smells like Anus & wears a ton of makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 19 Aug, 22:37, Reply)
# this inadequately accounts for the name Jennifer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Wed 19 Aug, 23:46, Reply)
# Short for 'jenital niffer'
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# See also Cece Peniston
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.02. Please see change log for details, Thu 20 Aug, 0:19, Reply)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Thu 20 Aug, 0:35, Reply)
# Seriously though, 'wigs' would be better than this.
I'm going to have to read up on Greek mythology for this one. I'm already badly over-educated as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Aug, 23:05, Reply)
# Bindun
b3ta.com/challenge/wigs/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Aug, 23:10, Reply)
# Three or four of them were quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Aug, 23:46, Reply)
# Yes its time to play spot the Roman myths and gods
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Aug, 9:11, Reply)
# As a study guide, I can recommend the TV series "Kaos"
Cancelled way too soon!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaos_(TV_series)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Thu 20 Aug, 10:55, Reply)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 Aug, 16:06, Reply)
# Been in my head for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 18 Aug, 21:09, Reply)
# You just reminded me to rewatch
threshold.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 18 Aug, 22:39, Reply)
# BRAVO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Wed 19 Aug, 2:51, Reply)
# a joke
for people my age! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 19 Aug, 6:30, Reply)
# ++
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Thu 20 Aug, 14:21, Reply)
[challenge entry] Think I’ve confused myself with this challenge - still I like a pop at this nonce

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(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Tue 18 Aug, 9:39, Reply)
# Pervert of the future, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 18 Aug, 12:22, Reply)
# I wouldn’t say his approach to paedophillia was ground breaking
(S-Crimmy Bogstandardgingerballs, Tue 18 Aug, 14:45, Reply)
# Relevant pea

Not compoing it, obviously. This isn't 'Nam, there are rules here.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 18 Aug, 18:31, Reply)
# Ancient reference but was it Dave Allen that did the Dare visiting an Irish farmhouse joke?
might have been part of 'would ye like our eiderdown'
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 19 Aug, 9:54, Reply)
# This does not ring any bells with me.
An alternative teller of surrealist Irish jokes could be Spike Milligan..?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Aug, 19:24, Reply)
# I may be confusing the Irish welcome from an upper window 'Is that you dan dare?'
with
would ee like our eiderdown?
no thanks, she's been down twice already
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 19 Aug, 22:17, Reply)
[challenge entry] All the instructions are on the task, PUNY HUMANS!
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 17 Aug, 20:09, Reply)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Aug, 21:01, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 17 Aug, 21:52, Reply)
# Made me think of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=g5xqukXdkmY
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Aug, 20:40, Reply)
# hiii
hey, just new here... I'm not from the UK, I'm from the US

Very well then
(anna-laver, Mon 17 Aug, 19:47, Reply)
# Can you count to 100 for me?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Aug, 19:53, Reply)
# 99
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Tue 18 Aug, 6:35, Reply)
# Not even a 1, 2 miss a few?
Maybe you're a bot too.
MAYBE YOU'RE ALL BOTS.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 18 Aug, 18:33, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 18 Aug, 23:09, Reply)
# Cha! Now try reading the FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Aug, 20:43, Reply)
[challenge entry] ... and Fat Freddy loved him..
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Mon 17 Aug, 19:43, Reply)
# Oh thumbs up here
essential reading for a rebellious teen in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 17 Aug, 19:46, Reply)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 17 Aug, 20:36, Reply)
# Emaciated Emily's cat
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Mon 17 Aug, 21:51, Reply)
# What's this? A strange contraption has been left, I wonder what it is.
Professor Yaffle hopped down and surveyed the instrument.
Why its a rolling machine for making cigarettes, he said.
There are the papers but something's missing.
We know, cried the mice.
They started pulling in a bag that had been hidden in an old pot.
As they pulled, they chanted: Weeeed, Weeed, Weeeed.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Aug, 8:04, Reply)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug, 9:20, Reply)
# we must perform a quirkafleeg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 18 Aug, 15:31, Reply)
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As a very very much a very cat man, I think I might make a t-shirt from this idea. Verily.
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Wed 19 Aug, 0:34, Reply)
[challenge entry] Whoa, mama!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 17 Aug, 12:26, Reply)
# This could win the TV Cartoon Characters in Books for Semi-Literate Adults image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Aug, 19:43, Reply)
# One for the dads.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 16 Aug, 19:42, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! David Sylvanian, Sun 16 Aug, 6:50, Reply)
# so now what
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# Now make them DANCE

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# You are incorgible
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# YESSSSSSSS!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Aug, 2:30, Reply)
# Is that a pigeon or Woodstock (Snoopy's bird friend)?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Mon 17 Aug, 2:30, Reply)
# Pigeon… the World famous Disco Buggy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Aug, 4:09, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 17 Aug, 4:13, Reply)
# listening to this in the background
while scrolling through this thread...... very fitting.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeCFPL-Hey8
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 18 Aug, 9:58, Reply)
# Atomic would like to kill them all though.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 18 Aug, 19:48, Reply)
# Nuke ‘em fo sho ^___^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 19 Aug, 2:03, Reply)
# You're an anti-Semitic cunt and the world will be a nicer place when you die.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Aug, 20:34, Reply)
# Or eat dog shit
(rogerzilla, Mon 17 Aug, 13:07, Reply)

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