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Stout Fellows

As a regular in my local, "The Old Sage" in Waltham upon the Nase, I find the pictures superb. As a member of the older generation, I hate all foreigners, especialy germans.(Sausage Rodgering Swine) I do however like a tankard of the old Meddow Hall Mild and a tot of port while having a puff on the old churchwarden pipe. The pictures are a true depiction. Well done young chapp!

(g, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:37, archived)

is this you?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:51, archived)

Latest installment

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:34, archived)

yay!

it's a fine way to start the morning! (i know it's 10:45, i'm just lazy)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:42, archived)

This should be a daily feature. Love it.

Especially how all the colour seems to have drained from rick's face in that last panel.

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macca, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:48, archived)

Rob!

What happened to the B3ta email? Did your dog eat it?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:32, archived)

bad dog.

normal service shall resume on friday.

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rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:49, archived)

I don't know why

so don't ask... :)

Aaaaarrghh!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:19, archived)

why?

presumably because his beard is dirty.

good stuff.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:22, archived)

clapclapclapclapclap...

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:25, archived)

The tramp goes on and on and on

He gets faster the longer you look at him - that's very clever, Mr Bucket.

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:27, archived)

It seems

to work very well as an impromptu video for 'Star Guitar' as well. Kept me happy for a few minutes anyway...

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:35, archived)

I can't stop Photo-Topping

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fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:08, archived)

michela is like a magnet

gaz is like iron filings.

What science are they teaching us?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:15, archived)

here's gaztop modern art

just testing my tripe-pod pics are working again.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:19, archived)

sorry..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:21, archived)

Doesn't

look like it :(

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:21, archived)

fark it then

I'm off to the pub.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:25, archived)

mogwai

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:04, archived)

just don't feed him after midnight

damn.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:14, archived)

argh

imagine going backpacking and that is all you had to carry across the country

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:16, archived)

I get bored...

wayyy too easily these days.

(Kimbo, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:32, archived)

whee

I made him a friend yesterday, but he's a bit more yellow:

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chthonic, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:42, archived)

Lets

put them together and see what it looks like...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:57, archived)

RS Turbo's and lodgers beware!

Found this site, check the diary & photo's out! Not sure if I want to go to Kent anymore!! www.andrew-washington.com

(jellylegs, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:23, archived)

God Help Us

This is required viewing this morning. Stop whatever you are doing and go there now. And don't just browse - you need to take time to really get into this guy's head.

Where did you find this?

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fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:42, archived)

the washington kids remaking

"the klf burn a million quid" with daddy's wallet

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:53, archived)

I especially love the;

pictures of him and his -hehe- EX- girlfriends. poor lad.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:33, archived)

I like the fact that

he lists "faithfulness" as the most important quality in a mate. Not bitter I hope?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:52, archived)

i like the pictures of his bathroom

as if anyone in the world would give a shit.
as for th ex girlfriends thing, i see nothing wrong with living pathetically in the past. i have sex way more in the past.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:15, archived)

RS Turbo's and lodgers beware!

I cannot realy remember, it's was abit like hunting for money down the settee and finding something 'orrible, I just had to bookmark it!! Makes you feel better though reading it.......

(jellylegs, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 5:01, archived)

Jesus

Christ!!!

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Stella_R_Twa, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:57, archived)

Nice rendition

of 'Annie's song' for the lovesong.mp3 on his profile. Very David Brent-esque.

(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:28, archived)

Some stunning pictures of his beautiful home

Look, here's his toilet.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:03, archived)

What a loser

"I am very much a Martian but have learned enough about Venusians on my travels to be confident the two can live together in relative peace if not complete harmony!"

(Slacker, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:05, archived)

My brain's just

melted and is running out of my ears.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 6:09, archived)

Breel!

If you scroll down you'll see Rob saying that he loved the warm animals. See? Everyone loved your warm animals! Where is this catalogue of warm animals we were promised?

We want to re-live the glory!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:19, archived)

Eat your heart out Andy and Larry Wachowski

(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 1:51, archived)

Thats

very good indeed! Yoo! Way!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:09, archived)

I've finaly found something im good at...

...on B3ta. I do most of my posts from college so i don't have photoshop, only MS paint. But i can knock up a mean Gif...

BTW, if there are any films you'd like to see please say.

(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:12, archived)

Well

how about some of those fuckin' long films that NEED to be shorter... like Dances with Wolves or Fellowship of the Ring? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:17, archived)

How about...

"The Houston 500"?

(Kimbo, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:31, archived)

you could always see

The Fellowship of the Mince here

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:42, archived)

How about...

A Passage to India?

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fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:43, archived)

He's trying to change his image...

but I don't think this is helping..

(Kimbo, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 21:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

Love it :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:09, archived)

theres a

chance for all you bloody wankers out there ;)

Diablo 2 wedding

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Umojan, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 20:15, archived)

Im thinkingthis definitely needs to be photoshopped..

(The Harpoon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 19:04, archived)

But so far this is the best I can come up with...

(The Harpoon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 19:05, archived)

He's happy..

because his pudding had a special treat!

(Kimbo, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 1:51, archived)

He was protesting...

because he was hungry! See? He has food now, and is no longer angry!

(Kimbo, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 1:53, archived)

that is

fantastic

(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:13, archived)

Muwahahaha!

Brilliant!

(The Harpoon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:37, archived)

sweet sweet dreams..

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tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:37, archived)

You run stupidanimals?

Genius stuff, and a huge influence on the start of this site. I had no idea it was you!

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:41, archived)

haha oh god

i think i just blushed. what a compliment! i feel quite queezy.

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tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:45, archived)

you did see catgame didn't you?

I ripped off all your pics for it ... I am bad.

Anyway. I noticed you are working with popjustice chappy... who I saw on TV this evening, talking about Bob the Builder.

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:50, archived)

popjustice.com is a fine fine site

he's all over the telly like a rash! apparently he'll be on some ITV2 thing about hear'say sometime within the next week. quite suprising after he slagged them off on the news.

what was he saying about bob the builder?

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tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:55, archived)

er.. something like

"Bob the Builder is a hit in the USA, as after september the 11th they have new respect for builders." I think he might have been taking the piss.

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:59, archived)

bahaha holy shit

what a god. hm... i don't think i ever got around to seeing the cat game, actually! gimme. btw i stole all the pictures anyway, so everyone should feel free to use them. spreading the threat of law-suits from psycho dog breeders eases the fear.

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tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:07, archived)

the cat game?

is here.

BTW: Yes I know you stole them, but you made a rather fine editorial selection of the millions of pics out there. This is the work I stole.

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:09, archived)

level 5!!

i suck. i'm more of a yappy dog man, myself.

talking of stupid animals, i need a new server. what are your suggestions?

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tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:15, archived)

host the HTML where you are

distribute the images across free accounts owned by your friends. If you have to start paying for your bandwidth you are over.

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:21, archived)

yeah that's what i thought i'd have to do

i'll just set up a load of freeserve accounts. sweet.

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tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:24, archived)

and on that note... goodnight!

i'm off for some sleep. woo!

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:27, archived)

And is that the first use

of my upgraded Furtive Construction Kit? Nice one :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:53, archived)

i've never been so glad...

..of a polar bear's arse. wunderbar.

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tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:02, archived)

wonderbear

Shirley?

Damn this 56K connection.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:05, archived)

wonderbear!

set to work.

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tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:19, archived)

Aah, sometimes it's nice to

bend the German language round to suit our Anglo-Saxon tastes :)

Wunderbar -> wunderbear -> !!fuck me is that the time!!

/me hits the sack.
*grin*

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:26, archived)

I love this pic

But then I love furtive!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:18, archived)

I apologise in advance..

.. this is crap - I was watching "Shooting Stars" at the time. Hilarous stuff.

Inspiration from my wife, who says once she got stuck in Devon..

Sorry.

j

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syzygy, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 16:38, archived)

Don't apologise!

I think its good, very abstract actually. I like the way you have captured the red x against the almost blinding white background. Laters, Leon

(Leon2001TheProfessional, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:07, archived)

hmm...

i can't seem to get any members.lycos.co.uk sites at the moment- are they down or summat?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:21, archived)

Infernal Walkies

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Hyksos, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 15:55, archived)

that's rather nicely done

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:08, archived)

has everyone seen this

article about photoshopping with a quote from rob in it or has he been keeping quiet about it? (from fark)

(cold, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 15:09, archived)

not too sure about the Zack Parsons quote,

some of the best pics are from "newbies"!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 15:46, archived)

I like stuff that makes me laugh ...

... and that can come from photoshop wizards and newbies a-like. Making a gag has very little to do with your abilities with a lasso tool.

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:29, archived)

i only hang around here

for the pictures of kittens in socks

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spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:08, archived)

those were the days

warm animals was brilliant.

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:14, archived)

I hadn't seen it ...

... they asked for an interview a month back. Quite pleased with the quote they used.

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 16:42, archived)

It was nice to hear a quote

that was down to earth, and not arty-farty-poncey-shitecrap. woo 2 you rob!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 11 Mar 2002, 16:58, archived)

they edited the bit where I said

"Is buffy art?"

Interesting to note that they dumped their own pitch for the story: "is photoshoping the new hip hop."

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:01, archived)

Oh, that's why us 'newbies'

are so crap,
we attempt poor pictures,
and cannot rap.

word.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:13, archived)

Photoshopping is not the new hip-hop, rather hip-hop is the old photoshopping.

I like to think that inspiration transcends linear time. But then I'm mad. :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 3:27, archived)

"Photo-editing is not a new

concept. Professionals, especially graphic designers, have been using Adobe Systems Inc.'s Photoshop software and Microsoft Corp.'s Paint to manipulate pictures for years."

Pro graphic designers using MS Paint.

ROFLOL! you couldn't make this up!

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Lum, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:19, archived)

did you know

that craig of flipflopflyin developed his style because of the limitations of his image editing package? He does all his stuff in some pixel editor that came with his Mac. Working with the limitations of the tool gave him a style. (and being dead clever and talented ...)

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:33, archived)

George

This is quality! I thought it was just my mate and me that had doubts about Georges gender, We had a dedicated night to him on New Years Eve, It was hilarious, Excellent. He's such a mystery. What a strange looking piece of work he is, I believe that he may be partenegenic (the ability to self reproduce without fertization). What do you think, Bloody clever bloke though!

(Burrowman, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 15:06, archived)

who is george?

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:09, archived)

he's

strange, mysterious erm and able to impreginate himself.

He must be married to Alice.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:15, archived)

The strange transgender

hippo out of Rainbow? That's who I thought it was anyway.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 17:48, archived)

or the bull dyke from famous five

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rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:02, archived)

Yay! Timmy!

Go Timmy!

Blah blah atom bomb. Etc.

</5 go mad in Dorset>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 18:07, archived)

aaarrrhh

Photoshop help if you would, how do you make the image you've pasted look like it was part of the original picture?

Had a good idea but it gonna be to late now, was Quo with the spanish inquisition as a cd cover with the title "inQUOsition" but rick's jacket kept showing through john cleese's image!!

(Chumly, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 14:59, archived)

Save it

as a PSD with all the layers intact and I'll have a look at it if you want..

Email it to [email protected]

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 4:00, archived)

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