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# It seems
that i'm the only one still obsessed with the hunt for Sports biscuits but I did a search and came across the wonderful and comprehensive review of fox's biscuits linked to above. Maybe you should form some kind of partnership with this guy nicey so you can link to each others reviews.
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:33, archived)
# a loft
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:28, archived)
# eh?
your cd's not even square... how would it fit in the rack?

oh hang on, that's why no-one would buy it
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:39, archived)
# From experience...
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:23, archived)
# is this you?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:20, archived)
# no
this is me
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:22, archived)
# is this nobody
sorry, i meant to post a picture, but i'm too shtewpid to work out how you do it
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:27, archived)
# you need
a ghandi hide.


or even a handy guide
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:35, archived)
# Latest release
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:19, archived)
# oi!
i already did steps sing cannibal corpse, but no front page for me! mind, yours does look better :p ive got a frank sinatra sings 320bpm gabber speedcore somewhere too...
(bobulatorm, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# I *thought* someone had done summat
similar but I couldn't find the bugger.....it was gonna be Cradle of Filth, but CC have better song titles :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Look out! She's gonna blow!
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:14, archived)
# A right charlie
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:04, archived)
# worth going round again!!
www.andrew-washington.com

scary people out there and for the people that missed it at 9.00 this morning, check the diary and photo's!!
(jellylegs, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:53, archived)
# The 'Legal Notice'
is ace. "..unless you have been specifically invited or are a member of my immediate family please leave now."

Oh, okay then...
(tomsk, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:02, archived)
# Log
on to his chat room.
(twelveways, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:08, archived)
# see you there
.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! PeterSeychelles, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:13, archived)
# We should interview him
.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! PeterSeychelles, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:06, archived)
# What a girl
.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:18, archived)
# we should
use his chatroom as a temporary b3ta messeenger
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:08, archived)
# Obviously shite, but wouldn't it be marvellous?!?
Transcript from Aussie Weakest Link.....

CORNELIA (the hostess): "Michael, why Robin?"

MICHAEL: "Well he struggled with a few easy questions and missed
a really simple one."

CORNELIA: "Graham, why Robin?"

GRAHAM: "He's about the dumbest bloke I've ever met."

CORNELIA: "Claire, why Robin?"

CLAIRE: "He's a total goose."

CORNELIA: "Well Robin, you missed three questions in the last round,
and didn't bank a cent. You really are a complete moron aren't you? I hope you're proud of yourself. What could you possibly have to say for yourself........?
Depends on if she looks like Anne Robinson
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:51, archived)
# Yay
finally the image link works.
Not funny anymore now.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:35, archived)
# Can anyone work out Ming the merciless.com?


Scary.
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:50, archived)
# Ummm
he forgot "Flash Gordon, alive?"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# I don't remember buying
one of these when i bought my lunch earlier

(I helped save b3ta! i've got tickets to the first showing of star wars, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:47, archived)
# To quote Jay and silent bob....
Ewww, you eat the cock!

(Jamsie, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:58, archived)
# hey guildford local
i remember cullens from my time there. you should have gone up the road to the kebab shop near the cinema they only have dog, not a sniff of cock
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:51, archived)
# cullens?
in Guildford?

whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Just to get on the front page
that 1983 classic

(p.s, don't you hate it when someone posts a bigger pic right after you...)
(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:44, archived)
# are you happy now?
is your life complete?

BTW: Good stuff. You should stick them all on a little page.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:04, archived)
# the great thing about this man

is that his head is symetrical

See

wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:39, archived)
# symmetrical people
are supposed to be more attractive, and lo and behold - it's true! he is.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:43, archived)
# That's...
...my Dad you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:50, archived)
# brother!
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# Blode and the Giant Bee


to the Giant Bee. My daughter (18 months) watches it every day and tries to sing along. She loves it more than Postman Pat (and that's saying something)
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:34, archived)
# Hooray!
everybody loves the giant bee. he's luverly. hello everyone by the way- my connection's been down for a few days- have i missd anything important?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:06, archived)
# But what does your daughter think of
Cliff Richard and Princess Di?
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:45, archived)
# Not sure if it's sick
but for what it's worth, here's a bunch of pictures of deformed frogs.
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)
# Yuk.
The one with the wierd pink flippers put me right off me lunch.
(tomsk, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:39, archived)
# Vince would approve...
Miiiince!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:27, archived)
# Ha!
Your Mom, naked!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)
# Uh oh
someone call the b3ta red cross...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:31, archived)
# Very
Kenny Everett
(Nacho, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:33, archived)
# you can
talk through not existing images
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:39, archived)
# Sorry to drag this on...
Good early afternoon all..

To settle the pink face makeup thing once and for all:)
Click
Yes I was drunk. Yes I can't tell where the camera is. But look...not pink. And thus I win...
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Well ok you're not pink,
but just how do you explain the beard?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:23, archived)
# LOL!
Brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:28, archived)
# Im secretly
a fisherman. I catch fish with my mouth.

That image is going to haunt my nightmares.
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)
# It's the make-up that <i>stops</i> you being pink, isn't it?
Elizabeth first thing in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:55, archived)
# Yes
I was dipped in nuclear waste as a child..
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:59, archived)
# I suppose that was easier
than being dipped in nuclear waste as a hamster...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:03, archived)
# True
Didnt give me any special powers either.

Most disappointed
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:10, archived)
# No
that only works if you are bitten by a radioactive spider, I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
# yes but...
exactly what kind of alcohol is she drinking...

(Jamsie, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:38, archived)
# Looks like it was quite a party..
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:53, archived)
# You just weren't
wearing the makeup on that day :)

You should wear it less.. you look better without being luminous..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:29, archived)
# Yeh, but check her mate
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:46, archived)
# haha
Lisa will love that...
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:53, archived)
# My best so far
I like this one best

More ideas would be good, name a film and i'll make it.
(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:10, archived)
# withnail and i
says the aging student in me
(james, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:12, archived)
# How about
the Texas Chainshaw Massacre!!!!!!
(Vampy, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:14, archived)
# Poor chainsaws!
What did they ever do to deserve being massacred?

Have you played the Atari 2600 game of the film, btw? Its so awful, and yet strangely compelling. I played it for about 4 hours straight when I first found it on my emulator roms CD :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:00, archived)
# The Breakfast Club
.
(Nacho, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:16, archived)
# Interestingly
I started to make 'The Breakfast Club', but then i realised nothing actualy happens in it.
(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:22, archived)
# WarGames
the only winning move is not to play.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:18, archived)
# I want
Back to the Future II
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:19, archived)
# Do...
FACE OFF!!!

it's like my fave film EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:21, archived)
# Caddyshack of course.
Make it a good one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:23, archived)
# how about bambi
or even the worst film of all time: The mighty Ducks
(bazzalite, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:26, archived)
# How about
Reservoir Dogs?
(icedragon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:42, archived)
# Good one!
Watch this space
(Dean, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:47, archived)
# FIGHT CLUB
fight club?
(twelveways, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 7:50, archived)
# apocalpse now
'You look a bit mad, pop into the jungle for me'
'Shit, a tiger'
'not now, they're killing a cow'
'the horror, the horror'

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:05, archived)

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