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[challenge entry] andrew washington lent me this
(Alienboy, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# Sharpen those shears.....
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:44, archived)
# Dont you have anything better to do
Than to make fun of someone who is just trying to make something of their life?

You people make me sick, I have contacted my lawyer and will be starting proceedings against you.

You have been warned.
(Andrew_Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:42, archived)
# Which parts
upset you the most? I'm just curious :-)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:44, archived)
# don't believe it
prove it's you
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:46, archived)
# yeah
slag us off on your scrolly index page and then we'll know...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# It's definitely him
Honest
(Andrew Washingtons Lawyers Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Dear all
An impostor has recently come onto this site and pretended to be me. I resent the implication that I am him and that, by extension, he is me. He is easily distinguishable from the real me as he is rude and brusque whereas I am real. I would like to ask you to stop making fun of the real me, although I understand that boys and girls will be boys and girls and I'm sure I remember having a few japes when I was younger, but never anything so bad as impersonating a person who I am not.

Thank you for your many hits and I hope you enjoy my site, whatever you might pretend you think of it.
(The-REAL-Andrew-Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# If this is the real Andrew Washington..
Then I take it all back. He is a nice person, and I salute him.
(Andrew Washingtons Lawyers Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:56, archived)
# ,...
If it's true I'm with you.
(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)
# What?
Who are you, impostor?
My name is copyrighted, did you not read the legal notice on my page, none of you were allowed to visit, that makes you all guilty of Trespass and/or breaking and entering.
(I_Cant_Believe_Its_Not_Andrew_Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Run Tina Run!


Uh oh he has a lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:44, archived)
# Look what you've done!
You've upset him now!

Mind you, anyone who uses those fucking annoying floating images on their website deserves whatever they get :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Oy
Stoppit! Now.
(Andrew_Washington's_Lawyer, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# Everyone stop!
Angry Rug
He's got a rug and he's not afraid to use it!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:57, archived)
# well,..
.. now you come to mention it, right now I don't have anything better to than splice the head of a Zebra into a picture of your car. On what grounds could you sue? Being stupid, guilty as charged.
(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# What charges?
What about Libel and Slander for a start, followed up with a large helping of defamation of Character with a side serving of Being Idiots.

How does that suit you?
(Andrew_Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:49, archived)
# still
don't believe it's you - but calling us 'idiots' is no more slanderous than what we've said.

By the way - your classic movie quotes -
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
Commander of the Armies of the North,
General of the Felix Legions,
loyal servant of the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Father to a murdered son,
Husband to a murdered wife,
And I will have my vengeance,
In this life or the next."

Did you come out of the cinema and say what a good line it is?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I am guilty
...of finding your website funny. If you want to sue you will need:

1) To distribute a meaningful copyright document from your website
2) A series of legally binding caveats distributed at the start of your site before anyone views any content whatsover
3) A decent case.

I will take it on for £1200 per day. That's my rate for suing myself.
(Andrew Washingtons Lawyers Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# ,...
Well there is no libel or slander in what has been said or done on this site. Perhaps a little defimation of character,.. if you think that 6 year kids are being defamitory when they say another 6 year old smells of wee-wee.

Tell you what, you line up behind osama bin laden, the american people, penguins, kittys and polar bears for your shot at b3ta.
(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# Ignore him.
Hes a tit, he used to spend all day drilling holes into my bedroom wall and he used to keep me awake at night with his loud, prolonged masturbation sessions.
(Andrew_Washingtons_Ex_Lodger_,_Tina, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Libel and Slander
I'm still not impressed with this very rude fake me. Why would I want to sue someone for Slander? Don't I know that Slander is spoken not written? How stupid does he think I am (not as stupid as HIM you might say)? And why would the REAL me (that is, me) care if people want to call me silly and sad? What difference does it make to me, I wonder?
(The_REAL_Andrew_Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Ooohhhh
let me fetch my....



It's not fair Ohhh I'm telling my lawyer on you cos you were mean to me.



(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah, I do.......
...but I can't be arsed. Here's your nan...


(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] In the interests of political balance


Clicky on image for a bigger version.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:40, archived)
# ANDY STOLE IT!
"Andrew Washington's" Vectra in fact belongs to a Zebra. He stole a Zebra's Vectra,.. bitch. Evidence :



-David
(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:38, archived)
# natural career arc
(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Jings! Have the Americans checked the photobooths?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:31, archived)
# self-referential
http://www.isthisyou.co.uk/about.html
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] From the Eastenders compilation
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:27, archived)
# Bandwagon jumping
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:23, archived)
# Ooh!
New ending.

Makes Terminator 2 kind of pointless :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Wasn't it
a bit pointless anyway? I sort of disliked everything apart from the expensive effects.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:38, archived)
# No
T2 was a very good film, as was the original.

The only problem with T2 was John Conner. Little twat.

Apart from that, I thoroughly enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:40, archived)
# That
was probably why, the little turd.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 10:13, archived)
# Is this
their cruelest yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:21, archived)
# Blimey
how poor is that photoshopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] put this in zoo
(Alienboy, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:12, archived)
# Possible partnership with Geoshittes?
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# Alanis Morissecho
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# Hit these wid yo rythem sticks
please

www.artfightsback.com/bottom4.htm
(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:02, archived)
# i like the wtc one at the end
but it needs to say fell instead of fall and get rid of the "stop terrorism" bit

then it'd be funny
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# shut up
... and join up
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:08, archived)
# You mean something like this?
I'm going to hell for this
I'm going somewhere very warm when I die.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:24, archived)
# You should change it to
"United we stood. They fell anyway, so we might as well not have bothered."

Hmmm..

would that fit?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:32, archived)
# I'll
make it fit...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:34, archived)
# No
It's just not working, abandon that (by a busy junction on the M25)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:42, archived)
# ooooh
V.good. made me laugh out loud,.. does that make me un-american?
(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:33, archived)
# I'm sure
that old G dubya would say that was "laughing in the face of terrorism" or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:35, archived)
# I'm un-american and proud
why does un-american seem to mean anti-american rather than not american?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:36, archived)
# You'll
have a cruise missile knocking on your door soon!!!
§8O)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Yep.
I'm un-american and proud, also :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Drink
your bloody coke and kill a queer for Jesus or you're going straight to hell boy!!!
§8O)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Where?
Jamaica? Austaralia? Bognor?
(twelveways, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Africa?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Aaaargh!
Bloody Tripod hosting...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:40, archived)
# Huh?
§8Oo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Can anyone
see the image above? I've got a feelin' that Tripod has gone down?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# I
see your masterpiece bright and clear!!!
§8O)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# For some
reason it won't let me view and ftp files up at the same time, oh well. It's all working fine now, heh heh heh >:-D
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)
# It seemed obvious.
Don't kick the baby
Don't kick the baby
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:00, archived)
# well? is it?
is this you?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# er... no.
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:02, archived)
# so whats he up to in the booth??
(Jamsie, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)
# i refer you to
http://www.isthisyou.co.uk/about.html
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 10:22, archived)
# Andrew Washington Sings!
Oh, you need these, you really do.
sings

talks
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# hmmmm
isn't it about time you got on with some _real_ work?
(Buzza, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)
# Sorry
I'll do that website then
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:01, archived)
# I was considering making a little flash package featuring
is pleas for love, and a guide to his house. But I'm too lazy. Anyone else fancy a go?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:03, archived)
# Can't connect
to his chatroom. Blasted proxy...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:05, archived)
# nor me ...
... nothing on weird ports ever works behind my filewall.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:08, archived)
# AW chatroom
We tried phoning his work, and they said he was off for the afternoon.

So we phoned him at home to ask about renting his room, but there's no answer... Maybe we should try later?
(logged_out_for_some_reason, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:16, archived)
# bugger
and I so wanted to talk to him
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:26, archived)
# Please do it
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please v please please please please
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:08, archived)
# grrrrrrrr
I thought I told you to leave this hariem of headlice and get on with something productive!
(Buzza, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:10, archived)
# unwoo
-
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:12, archived)
# grrrrr part 2
I'll tell your mummy
(Buzza, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)
# ooooooooh
I think you should listen to him... he's looking rather furtive
(BustaC, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:12, archived)
# Look what I saw at the weekend

crikey- do you reckon he means it?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# I mean I'm sorry
Monster Muntz - Flamin Trot
Soz mate :-)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)
# Heh
quite alright mate. where do they stock them? I want some for my dinner
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)
# I'm afraid
I only saw them in the over-priced-under-stocked vending machine at work. They all had Wino Gums left, surprisingly
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:14, archived)

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