
Yet I speak the truth.
Edit : Let me fix that D
i've just come back from the pub
check out my MICHAEL JACKSON video
www.headwindow.com/mj
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:13,
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check out my MICHAEL JACKSON video
www.headwindow.com/mj
That would make me laugh so hard that I'd pee my pants.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:12,
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I'm sure that has given me long term psychological damage. All I see when I close my eyes now is that sumo one dancing in my head.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 3:58,
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is my meddling stopping it joining them?
www.b3ta.com/board/703542
www.b3ta.com/board/703544
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Wed 29 Jan 2003, 2:04,
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www.b3ta.com/board/703542
www.b3ta.com/board/703544
can you keep it open forever?
Effectivly making Death overlook it momentarily and then move on and forget about it?
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Wed 29 Jan 2003, 2:05,
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Effectivly making Death overlook it momentarily and then move on and forget about it?

at 2am this was a .... plan
blank left for u to decide
but it is rather silly.
anyway, I really am off to bed now, so night night all.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:13,
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anyway, I really am off to bed now, so night night all.
do but i have insomnia and an exam tomorrow so looping is the least of my worries atm........ so a tortoise and a rabbit just seemed like fun
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:17,
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CHAINS stop them running away
and Handcuffs and Gimpballs....
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:28,
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and Handcuffs and Gimpballs....
and we can't have that, can we?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:30,
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idea for a shop!
Do I post it now or do I leave it for tommorow?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:44,
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Do I post it now or do I leave it for tommorow?
maybe it's a good thing that i'm going to bed now.
night all*!
* except for those of you in other time zones, in which case please substitute a contemporaneous salutation
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:48,
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night all*!
* except for those of you in other time zones, in which case please substitute a contemporaneous salutation
moving mysteriously
the posts are being archived in the direct order of their position on the archive page perhaps, rather than the actual post number.
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Wed 29 Jan 2003, 2:13,
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the posts are being archived in the direct order of their position on the archive page perhaps, rather than the actual post number.
so this reply shouldn't work
spazzsurfing
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Wed 29 Jan 2003, 2:14,
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spazzsurfing
now i'm typing this one with one hand, i'll have to think up a name for this spazzsurfing special move later
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Wed 29 Jan 2003, 2:16,
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I really should spend my time better
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:52,
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EXAM WORTH LOTS OF MARKS
Question 1) Define the points a good spong
Question 2) If you post a pic and no-one whos seen it is there is it a repost?
Question 3) What is hummus?
DAMN that question 3!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:01,
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Question 1) Define the points a good spong
Question 2) If you post a pic and no-one whos seen it is there is it a repost?
Question 3) What is hummus?
DAMN that question 3!
i spent most of this evening mucking around in potatoshop and not studying maths.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:02,
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It is an exam in Western Eurpean Politics since 1945.
Oh well.
I shall find a pic of my tutor and spong him if I fail
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:03,
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Oh well.
I shall find a pic of my tutor and spong him if I fail

I'm not sure that he needs sponging...
1)A good Spong is unexpected, while simultaneously completely un-subtle. The perfect spong should also be very, very stupid.
2)No.
3)Hummus is either the ability to produce good quality, witty and clever jpgs or gifs and the inspiration to do so, Or it is a peculiar 'dip' which goes nice with pitta bread.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:05,
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2)No.
3)Hummus is either the ability to produce good quality, witty and clever jpgs or gifs and the inspiration to do so, Or it is a peculiar 'dip' which goes nice with pitta bread.
Something of which I am not an owner of.
That's why I do hippos because they are inherently funny
edit: You've still not gone to bed young man!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:07,
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That's why I do hippos because they are inherently funny
edit: You've still not gone to bed young man!
third ever 'chop for b3ta and it's still one of my best. I stole one of koit's pics as the base but for the life of me, I can't remember which part of it Koit chopped. /shrug
The teeth were my addition.
Koit, do you recall playing around with the source pic around 6/7 Nov?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:09,
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The teeth were my addition.
Koit, do you recall playing around with the source pic around 6/7 Nov?
possibly have nightmares from that? S/He's so FRIENDLY!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:13,
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is a great pickup line.
If you're a hippo.
With big-arse teeth.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:13,
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If you're a hippo.
With big-arse teeth.
my pictures ever posted
and I never ever had a proper wooyay gif from anyone.
Ho hum.
off to bed i go, for real this time.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:59,
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and I never ever had a proper wooyay gif from anyone.
Ho hum.
off to bed i go, for real this time.
You are getting a lot of mileage out of this kitten! good for you
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:47,
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but high levels of fluffiness.
As they say,
Stick to what you're good at.
Or at least what you're least crap at.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:50,
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As they say,
Stick to what you're good at.
Or at least what you're least crap at.
so I just use hippos which are naturally funny
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:53,
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but fuel economy is not something I normally associate with kittens...
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:58,
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tralalaaaaaaaa
/skips off in drug addled haze
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:01,
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/skips off in drug addled haze
didn't get in till 5am this morning...
good company, two bottles of Merlot...
3 hours sleep then back at work...
/groan
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:05,
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good company, two bottles of Merlot...
3 hours sleep then back at work...
/groan
'say what you see, say what you see'
agghhhh mindchips!!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:26,
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agghhhh mindchips!!
Just so you know - anyone reading this.
I tried something, and it worked. :)
When you find out what it was you can remember back to now and think 'ahhhh! that's what he was going on about'.
(zog, you in particular) :)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:21,
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I tried something, and it worked. :)
When you find out what it was you can remember back to now and think 'ahhhh! that's what he was going on about'.
(zog, you in particular) :)
though a better angle would help clear it up 100%
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:24,
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I'll have a fully rendered rotating 3d model next time in that case!
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:26,
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this is not shopped.
It's on the times online front page I think today's so sorry if it's been seen already.

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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:24,
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It's on the times online front page I think today's so sorry if it's been seen already.

by Professor Fnord always cracks me up. Get some of those posters made up for the cricket or Wimbledon etc. and get some free publicity for b3ta.com...

PS - it's Heather Mills (bit rough - the shopping as well)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:10,
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PS - it's Heather Mills (bit rough - the shopping as well)
A PLANE!!!
and a Ladyshave for the other leg...
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:11,
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and a Ladyshave for the other leg...
i just got a popup telling me to 'click here for a free anti popup software trial'
Ironic eh?
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:15,
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Ironic eh?
looking for pictures of a place called eureka
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:31,
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what gets me is it looks like i've photoshopped in the word 'Arms' badly, whereas that's actually the one word I didn't touch.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:17,
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sign on the dole,
i thought you meant sign on the net or something.
(lost)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:23,
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i thought you meant sign on the net or something.
(lost)
came from a comment somebody made about only going out when he had to sign on - morlockish
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:25,
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until it was on the news that it was being removed.
In removing it, I recon they've given the fag more publicity than if they left it.
I wonder what brand it was...
"roly"
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:01,
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In removing it, I recon they've given the fag more publicity than if they left it.
I wonder what brand it was...
"roly"
7?
And you also might want to watch out for having a file called 'kiddieporn.jpg' on your server.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:58,
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And you also might want to watch out for having a file called 'kiddieporn.jpg' on your server.
better change it to "matthewkellyfanclub.jpg"
No one will EVER look at that
/edit: No, Photoscotch
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:01,
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No one will EVER look at that
/edit: No, Photoscotch
on too many crap potato shops
i cant handle the minimal responces im getting
so im gonna go for a hummus transplant
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:55,
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i cant handle the minimal responces im getting
so im gonna go for a hummus transplant
most of my posted pics are ignored completely
but all pics add to the board if you make them yourself
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:58,
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but all pics add to the board if you make them yourself
its just frustrating to see an anim that took
feckin ages go unnoticed
i just like feeling sorry for myself
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:00,
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feckin ages go unnoticed
i just like feeling sorry for myself
Theres going to be a slew of Kingpin Brand products being shown in the next few weeks.
All at low, low prices
www.b3ta.com/board/667339
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:13,
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All at low, low prices
www.b3ta.com/board/667339
but my first attempt at flash:

clicky flash version
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:49,
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clicky flash version
But it would be a lot easier to recreate it entirely.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:50,
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just trying to get to grips with flash, once i know what i'm doing, i'll remake it and proper like, so i can animate it better too.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:52,
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I made a flash animation and never posted it...
**scrabbles away**
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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**scrabbles away**
post the same message again but smaller so it stands a chance of getting on the front page or does that recieve alround boos,
and how often can you repost without having the dogs set on me?
mysite.freeserve.com/king_dong/images/1-picture1.jpg?0.8278164117496463
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:49,
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and how often can you repost without having the dogs set on me?
mysite.freeserve.com/king_dong/images/1-picture1.jpg?0.8278164117496463
if you must repost something do it as a reply to an existing thread where it might be in context to what the thread is about.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:51,
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...it can't be more than 280 pixels wide.
Best bet is to do a small version for the board and do a clicky link to the big version.
And if it doesn't get frontpaged, then tough. We have all had some fantastic masterpieces callously ignored, but that's just the way of the board.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:52,
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Best bet is to do a small version for the board and do a clicky link to the big version.
And if it doesn't get frontpaged, then tough. We have all had some fantastic masterpieces callously ignored, but that's just the way of the board.
like my fantastic Edward and Mrs Simpsons creation:

Fantastic, isn't it, but nary a word was said. Fuckers.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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Fantastic, isn't it, but nary a word was said. Fuckers.
im disappointed by the level of a lot of front page stuff, when ive seen a lot of stuff not front paged (including my own! :( ) that in my opinion is better. (but im biased towards my own work too, so sue me.)
but then maybe i'm just bitter.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:27,
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but then maybe i'm just bitter.
You can usually get away with posting it in response to a picture that is similar to yours, so that you are not using a new thread and still paying homage to the lovely new picture someone has posted. Otherwise a link is more acceptable, but still, don't use new threads for this. It will make people angry and they will abuse you to the great amusement of all.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:52,
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making the effort brings kudos rewards :)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:58,
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that lathe of heaven flash site is just a cheap sloppy ripoff of the glorious and original donnie darko site.
imho.
edit: I guess that didn't really call for a whole new thread, did it.
I'm sorry. I'm sleepy.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:49,
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imho.
edit: I guess that didn't really call for a whole new thread, did it.
I'm sorry. I'm sleepy.
i've not actually been there yet.
Waiting on the dvd, not long to go now :)
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:55,
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Waiting on the dvd, not long to go now :)
Natural selection and mutations
Population growth and control
all dealt with in one poor picture

Uber sized for uber people
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:48,
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Population growth and control
all dealt with in one poor picture

Uber sized for uber people
ive bareley mastered Photoshop/Image ready
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:54,
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That looping to Chas & Dave going
"Rabbit. Rabbit. RabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitYipYipRabbitRabbitYipYipRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
is a sure fire winner.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:56,
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"Rabbit. Rabbit. RabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitYipYipRabbitRabbitYipYipRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbitRabbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
is a sure fire winner.
anybody got a link to an mp3 of this song?
I tried google but I have other things to do so I gave up.
..yeah, I know, noone likes a quitter..
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 2:12,
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I tried google but I have other things to do so I gave up.
..yeah, I know, noone likes a quitter..
a picture of Emperor Palpatine or Darth Vader in holographic form. Anyony have a picture like this? I'm looking for a full body pose of them in holographic form.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:43,
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with your fancy 'holographic monitor' again aren't you?
:P
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:44,
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:P
...in telepathic form. If you concentrate really hard, I'll just send them over to you.
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:46,
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here - probably find what you're looking for :O)
loads of pics there.
but if you can't find them in holographic form why not just rework them w. colour tints etc from another pic
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Wed 22 Jan 2003, 1:13,
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loads of pics there.
but if you can't find them in holographic form why not just rework them w. colour tints etc from another pic
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