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R u looking at me?

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)

Yes.....

.... Yes I am....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)

i thought

symmettry was supposed to be attractive???

(tasty, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:08, archived)

me 2

that cat just looks like a inbred

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)

I think

it also has something to do with proportions

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

But why just cut out an image I made

and post it as yours? Make your own, damn it! God knows, it's easy enough.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:36, archived)

Despite their fearsome reputation,

the Nohands Fedayeen proved less effective than expected.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:00, archived)

The Evolution Of Man

just found the most unexpected Missing Link

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)

Do you belieieieieieieieieieve

My first ever wagon of bands!

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Number_6, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

The scary thing

is that they both look real.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)

moreso

than the original

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)

Yeh or classic b4 and after

liposuction photos

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:05, archived)

sfunny cuz

a photographer I know is doing a very serious art show which consists entirely of gigantic photos of people face sides separated and mirrored.
I'm one of his subjects. haven't seen the photos yet. anyway, he's never heard of b3ta.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:19, archived)

well i've been drinking wine & beer today so im pissed and this monkey is off to bed

NN !

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

Nite!

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

Hooray! It's 1000 posties from me!

I know it's traditional to do a celebratory picture, but what I wanted to do required an HTML page with a teensy bit of JavaScript so...
click here to see... er... well you'll see!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

That took me a while to read

but it was fascinating all the way to the end.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

if you read it all

then I'm sure you'll agree it's most interesting 2/3rds of the way through ;-)

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

I was hoping if I pressed page down i'd get an animation

like the old exploding cows e-mails :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I must admit I skipped a few posties the first time through.

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)

hehehe

Knowing that at least 1 person saw it makes the whole silly idea worthwhile :-D

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)

"View Source..."

is a wonderful thing ;-)

(b, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:15, archived)

well i might as well stay up

and make my 100th post lol

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:56, archived)

It's such a nice feeling when you get to 100

but it all goes down hill from there...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)

Yay to that

Now I'm off bed!

a we a a we a eaw e aw eaw eawe well that's all folks

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:58, archived)

cya

tomorrow

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:59, archived)

Like I'd go without pressing F5

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:01, archived)

I'm allergic to cats

Unfortunately

(Ecclesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)

Eep!

Lovely smile, though

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

wheeeee!!!!!!!!

!!!!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:04, archived)

my ex gf

had a cookie jar that looked like that
i tried several times to smash it unsuccessfully

(tasty, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:12, archived)

I mirrored a kitten

can i stop now?

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)

I think that one's

a siamese

(_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

Well, one more

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)

He looks like he's got saggy boobies!

EDIT/ It changed:-/

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:49, archived)

I think it could be

BatCat!

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

The cat looks ever cute though

Looks like it could be an England flag behind him!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

But he still looks like his boobs sag

I thought he worked out better than Saddam

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:37, archived)

That's

great!

(Indole Ring, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)

hee hee...

i like that one :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:03, archived)

You can....

... However, it would be for the best if you carried on. Apologies for crapness at iSketch...
*hangs head in shame*

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:47, archived)

I think it would have helped

had you not posted in the chat window so much rather than the guessing window:-)

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

the natural world.

this is life, my friends

(_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:39, archived)

Natural?

What's natural about deliberately feeding a live rat to pirahnas in a tank? That's not the natural world, it's a sick act performed by a sick person. In the natural world pirahnas do eat animals that fall into the water, but they fall in accidentally and naturally. They aren't put there on purpose by sick humans.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

Is tha what that is?

Glad I didn't click.

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Artamnesia, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:38, archived)

Looking at the rate the posts r now

climbing it will only be a few months till we reach 2 million

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)

yep.

Just continue the line.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)

I think cal should

stick the years on the message dates pretty soon...

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)

nah

Just put post it notes on the screen...it'll be fine:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)

that is an old annoted post

I added a graph rogan made of the actual real life results over the top to compare it with my prediction.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:57, archived)

Come again?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

which part of the equation

are you having trouble with?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

Maths!

1+1 fucks me up! I get 11

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:02, archived)

actually the answer's

10, you were close though

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)

hmmm...

dnb(x)=nbo{[exp(Vbe/Vt)-1]sinh((xb-x)/Lb)-sinh(x/Lb)}/sinh(xb/Lb)

oops wrong screen! :p

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:06, archived)


              dnb(x)=nbo
             {[exp(Vbe/Vt)
                   -1]sinh
                   ((xb-x)
                  /Lb)
                 -sinh
              (x/Lb)
             }/sinh(xb/Lb)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:09, archived)

heheheh :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)

say what you will,

but sometimes I even suprise myself at what i can do.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:11, archived)

you stopped suprising me

a while ago

Nothing is impossible for Fnord...

;)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:14, archived)

gonna go around the world in my alcopopter

gonna go around the world
gonna go around the world in my alcopopter
gonna go around the world

we could go to red square
we could go to a reef
but we're always pleased
when we get a breeze
it's such a relief

i went for a ride in my alcopopter
i went for a ride
i went for a ride in my alcopopter
i went for a ride

that was silly. goodnight!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)

goodnight,

silly!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:39, archived)

you're the greatest,

spacefish

(_, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:40, archived)

It's lovely!

Might wanna kick up the vocals...

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EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:42, archived)

need a new mike

well, i need to get off my lazy arse and rewire my good mike. what you're hearing was sung into a £1 dixons cheapo mike and the sound quality don't get much better than that...

really now, i promise i'm going to stop refreshing

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

Mind if I play around in

Cool Edit?

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EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

go for it

/rips power supply out of the wall

*click*

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:46, archived)

Good evening....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

d'oh! i refreshed again!

good evening sir!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

you're a fucking nut!

WOO YAY !!!!!!! : D

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:45, archived)

wel worth staying up for

Woo to the dissappeared man who stopped pressing f5 ages ago.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:50, archived)

time to stop?

i think so!!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:35, archived)

that is

warped

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:37, archived)

a friend of mine has a haircut just like that!

wait, give me a minute and I'll show you...

edit:

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)

you

know goldie?

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:48, archived)

that's the first thing I thought! lol

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)

that's not goldie!

that's martin. martin is to goldie as a basket of fluffy purring kittens is to a used condom on a deserted dancefloor at 7 a.m.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)

'ere zog...

what was that business about me being skinned alive by badgers... i had just logged on and had actually managed to put together a picture of me being befriended by a badger but time got the better of me and your post was off the board so i didn't reply in the end :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

huh?

oh I was just saying you were getting too consistently good at photoshopping animal heads onto funny bodies to be human and I was supposing you'd been replaced by a demon. and the real you was being held captive and tortured and that we needed to save you.
it didn't make much sense really. I mean it did, but there wasn't much point other than a really abstract roundabout to say wooyayhoupla to you and caprolite who I also noticed was churning out consistent quality as of late.
don't worry, it's just a phase. you'll start to suck again someday ;)

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:13, archived)

heehee...

i didn't actually expect an explanation... just wanted to mention it as i was actually quite flattered (i'm a bit pished otherwise prolly wouldn't have mentioned it at all)... i wish i had posted the badger pic now as it was cack and would have provided conclusive proof that i was human... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:18, archived)

i like

stuff.
(even more roundabout compliment than zog's was :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:26, archived)

I may or may not

have an emotional response to things that do or do not exist.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:40, archived)

aww... i'm overwhelmed now... :-)

i'm also off to bed... toooo late... goodnight...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:48, archived)

hahahah

wonderfully similar!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:55, archived)

Wheee!

woo to the fractalish kitten :-)

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

They both knew they could never be as good as their brother.

(MantaRogue, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)

I see

David Spade/Wrestler guy who's name I can't think of.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)

hehe..

Name that actor! A game we can all...

I dont know... probably forget about!!!.

(MantaRogue, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)

What the hell is going on?!

Fnord, spazzlink!

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EvS, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)

as everyone seems to be posting self portraits...

have this one of me as a baby*...

*lie

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)

argh...

just seen post below... scary baby mind piss...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:32, archived)

It looks like one of those trolls

people used to collect as kids....with the spiky hair and stuff

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:41, archived)

must...stay...awake

night

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mozza, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)

argh!

stop staring at me!

'Night

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)

again whooops

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)

Eeep!

Lil devil!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)

fn...

..ord. soon you'll have a nice flash version of your 'Amelie'

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)

oooh

presents!

Does anyone else find this the most haunting webcam in existence? nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas/
It's 100 times scarier than the old BBC Ghostcam.

I keep waiting for a big zombie Panda on it's hind legs to come through the doorway screaming it's head off and wafing it's arms towards the camrea as it approaches.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)

very

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)

I can't

see it...I'm imagining that it's disguised itself as a rock, and is secretly plotting its escape to terrorize the citizens of Washington DC

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:33, archived)

do you think

a panda could get into the White House?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:43, archived)

if George W can get in

ANYTHING can get in ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:52, archived)

heheheh!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

well...

... a monkey got in. i dont see why a panda should be left out. or is Dick Cheney a Panda in a fat old man costume?

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:54, archived)

here you go....

.. waiiiit foooor iiiiiiit..... ;)

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:44, archived)

there he is!

see?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:51, archived)

that is wonderful!

I love annoted posts (see above) there's somethign just so nice about them.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:53, archived)

the best webcam i ever saw....

... was a Las Vagas : Elvis Wedding Chapel Cam... I sat gawping and watched Elvis do a whole ceremony. most bizarre.

here it is...

www.earthcam.com/usa/nevada/lasvegas/weddingcam/

hit the Streaming Video link

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)

hehe...

Very scary...although crappy on dial up....everything is crappy on dial up:(

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:38, archived)

uuum?

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:25, archived)

Christine

Agulara?

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)

i was thining more

kate moss :)

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:26, archived)

If you tilt your head

and remove his arms u get a missile

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)

Looks a bit

like a zombiefied Sideshow Bob..

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Number_6, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:31, archived)

Heres one of me

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Gaz, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:21, archived)

And me

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:34, archived)

Iraqis fire RPGs at coalition forces...

...I may be confused.

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wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:20, archived)

Either it's going

too fast, or I'm just a moron.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:22, archived)

rpg

as in role playing games.

if you hold your breath, you'll be maroon.

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:27, archived)

Ahh!

Thanky :)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:29, archived)

Rocket Propelled Grenades

Role Playing Games

Oh, bugger it. Makes sense in my little world.

Your regularly scheduled 80s cartoons will resume shortly.

time for bed

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wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:30, archived)

It made sense to me!

:-)

(b, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:23, archived)

well

I thought it was funny.

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Ratsta, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 3:57, archived)

Oh dear

Hummus almost gone. Time for bed methinks

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:16, archived)

I still

really like that.

Good night!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:23, archived)

its meh!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:09, archived)

They must really itch bad!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:10, archived)

hehe

no they're ok actually :D

after a further trim and stuff...

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:11, archived)

tada

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 8 Apr 2003, 2:13, archived)

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