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Hey Crabby blokey

Forgot to say at the party but Cassiobury Park in Watford has some charming dingly dells where we used to hold raves. They might be nice as secluded bomb sites...

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Staticgirl, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

woo

might be an option. I'm hoping chimpy will get me access to proper military facilties, but i don't reckon the odds look too good

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:37, archived)

I am so sick of this image.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:06, archived)

What,

this one?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

Go eat...

cheesy mints. U big bastard. ;)

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

even when it's reeeeelly tiny?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)

or this one?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

Time...

to feel my wrath I think, yes, it feels good, dont worry.

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

could you mean this

html from another dimension

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

what does the furtive next to one's name mean

and how does one earn it? is it like a golf trophy?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)

You have to give B3ta money..

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Staticgirl, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

you have to kiss

a polarbears dick!!
thats why I dont have 1 !

(lunchbreaklarry, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

no, staticgirl is right

you have to send money to the b3ta fund so that b3ta doesn't die.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)

I thought b3ta already had 5000 pounds.

can't you buy the whole internet with that?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)

today, the internet...

tomorrow, THE WORLD!!

That's what we're after, zog.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:37, archived)

fuck the bangles and the spice girls.

this is what im after.
raging speedhorn.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

Good live

band they are.

Use this information, slimey!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

I'd rather

fuck the Bangles and the Spice Girls.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)

this seems like it's just hurting for some b3ta action...

but I'm too friggin busy!

(it's from sluggy.com btw, a very good online comic. most of the time)

(and it's on my 20m.com server, so expect it to be just a red x real soon)

(oh, does anyone remember the whole short-lived borg thingy a few days ago?)

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:53, archived)

he looks like

rob halford.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

Sort of reminds me of

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

what a combination.

quite terrifying.

Are you home from work already?

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

Yay I am!

They liked me using the word "Yay!" whenever they said we could have a break.
When we all got in there at about 9 this morn, she said "good news, we covered too much yesterday. On the plus side this does mean that we can finish earlier, don't worry, you'll get paid for the full day"

Fucksockingly get in!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)

Sweet!

I thought you must've finished at 5 and run home o b3ta.

I assume you'll learn them in the ways of woo also? Possibly a houpla or two?

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:14, archived)

Woo and indeed Yay

with added houpla and huzzah of course :)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)

Naturalment.

I'd forgotten the huzzah.

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:21, archived)

you remembered!

*sniff*

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)

SLUGGITES?

Good lord there are other sluggites on this board? That's actually quite frightening!
Long Live BunBun

(Idyll23, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)

i think i have tourettes syndrome

i just typed 'fuck' instead of 'such', deleted it all and replaced it with 'suck'.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)

Wow!

Typing Tourettes, or "Tyrettes" as I've just named it. :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:53, archived)

it is fuck a terrible dicksease.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

yes.

but at least you don't get stared at so much, and the only chat up lines it ruins are ones in internet chat rooms... so no big loss, eh? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

i guess

every cloud wanks a semen lining.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:04, archived)

b3ta boogie

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)

Yaybum!

Arsewoo!
Boogiewoogiewoobum!

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

Woo

My Ass dances better on the web than in real life!

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chimpy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

Well I never!

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)

Did that dick

just win a gold tornament?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:50, archived)

so it would seem(en)

getting coat

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)

What's Predator doing?

Is this the version of the film where he catches Arnie?

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:58, archived)

hehehe!

That's my extremely poor attempt at a glassy kind of texture.

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)

looks like more

than just catching him.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

er..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

You didn't just post this:

again did you?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:50, archived)

i havent yet

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Hugo Rune, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

Well, congratulations on just posting this:

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)

wow

yours is much bigger than mine.

*sobs*

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Hugo Rune, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:57, archived)

Heh. I could do this:

And really piss everyone off :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:00, archived)

yeah,

you got me quite peeved there.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)

Well, I am your arch nemesis.

Its my job.

How is my sworn enemy today then, btw?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)

well, just before this drops off the board,

I'm skint, my shoulder hurts, and I've got a headache because there's some kind of gas leak in my building. Whinge whinge whinge...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)

hmm

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

Feel left out.

(qwerty, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:02, archived)

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:03, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

is probability physics or philosophy?

if you put a million kittens in a room with a million penguins, they'd eventually all die.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

i was wondering

where youd got to zog. i read the first line and then my brain switched off. probably a good thing in readiness for the impending meeting i have.....NNNNoooooooooooo

(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:49, archived)

He`s such a pimp at parties!

(Zpeef, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)

Ahhh

Mr. Metalface returns. I wonder if he got all those done at once, or if he got like 20 done and thought "Hey! Lookin' good!" and got more?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:42, archived)

And i wonder if his

face leaks when he drinks.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:42, archived)

metalface

I saw a man with the entire left side of his face covered by rings resembling chain mail when I came home from the cinema a few days ago. I was fascinated..

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Staticgirl, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:01, archived)

Bet thats a fucker at the airport

when they say "Please put all metal objects in this tray" :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:03, archived)

bme.freeq.com

best site for that kinda thing.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:03, archived)

Everyone has posted this

but only I have posted it twice

and thus the board completes the circle.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)

Some things just get funnier and funnier

but alas not all of them... ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:40, archived)

but have you posted it

upside down?

(que, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:41, archived)

hey!

i havent posted that yet

(crazymum, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:41, archived)

Me next, me next....

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:07, archived)

also Bored

Political humours not the funniest, I know, but like i said, i was bored.

(KingMob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:37, archived)

Exploding bunny video

Please excuse the re-post from last night, but there's a web-version of the exploding bunny with music here.

Reason- I've been spending all day sodding about with compression and this seems to be acceptable. If anyone finds that it's fucked in any way could you tell me? Mpeg bitrates and stuff are not my forte.
Note- Been using MGI Videowave (free with firewire card) today as it actually delivers web compression much better than premiere 6 (extremely expensive). what's going on there then?

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:30, archived)

That's just ace!

Hooray for exploding bunnies. Do more! Do more!

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)

Oh yeah.

Was a bit jerky at first so rewound and then it was okay.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

Yeah. That nicely streamed

over my work ADSL. It was jerky at first, so I yanked the position bar back to the beginning, then it streamed/played at about the same speed (smoothly) till the end. The download was always about 1cm to the right of the position indicator.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:36, archived)

very quick indeeedy over me 2mb adsl

but next time use a live bunny please.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

that is a terrible thing

to ask for.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)

im in a bad mood

t-shirt deprevation i put it down too

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Hugo Rune, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:54, archived)

...you're got more than one.

Hey, I tell you what, I'll swap you! I've got a lovely "I must not chase the boys" shirt you can have.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

wow

ta. really. not being sarcastic at all. no, really im not.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)

die bunny! die bunny!

again and again and again!!!!!!!!!!!!
and again.
die!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:41, archived)

Thanks chaps

I've got a duck here too, though i haven't applied my new-found compression skills to it yet. I don't think it's as good, but I could always do it if you want.

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

Yeah, go on then.

Exploding ducks are a good thing.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:45, archived)

agreed,

all fluffy things MUST be detonated.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:47, archived)

Yup

I've got penguins and explody stuff here, but can't really do them in hackney. Need somewhere to explode things.

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:53, archived)

my house

i like exploding things.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:55, archived)

Why not?

People were blowing shit up all over North London 2 months either side of Bonfire Night last year.
Actually, if transport's a problem I'd be happy to join you and give you lift out of the city. And back again, obviously...

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)

2 probs

1 is fire damage, the other is armed police (seasonal thing, could get away with the bangs around bonfire night but probably not now).

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:03, archived)

Like he says,

you could in north lunun.

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)

He lives

in North London you twonk.

(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)

oh ok

*blows raspberry*

(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)

Lydd Range day

bloke responsible is still avoiding me, your site has scared him off I guess.

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chimpy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)

You know

I did the exact same thing with a juggeling penguin when I was a kid. I should have filmed it... Was that a juggeling rabbit?

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:44, archived)

It was a Big-Arsed Bunny

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crab_bloke), Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:50, archived)

Ive been planning to torch this

at some point . the bloddy thing has that annoying tune "Hay, Margarita"

.
Love the clip by the way

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breel, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:21, archived)

Bored...

I went for the minamalist approach?

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

Is he...

masturbating?

(Silentz, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)

That's brilliant!

I have no idea what's giong on...

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helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:33, archived)

Me neither

First ani gif, will probably expand to more movement in the futre, as the wieght of the world battles me down into my flat where I make ani-gifs for the rest of my life :(

(VinylSqueakyDogtoy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)

does anyone have the url

of that font identifing site ?

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:24, archived)

This one:

http://www.myfonts.com/WhatTheFont/

(Dont_Shoot!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:25, archived)

nope thats not it

but ive never seen that before!!

this one asked you loads of questions about the font and you answered as many as you could, then it give you a list of potential matches

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DaWolfey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:28, archived)

posta pic of the font

somebody might know it

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hal9000 sme, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)

I'll name that font in one...

That site I posted works it out from a sample...

(Dont_Shoot!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:33, archived)

Cool T-Shirts

found some well cool t-shirts
www.tosser.co.uk

(davetheboy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)

you didn't, you found 4 t-shirts that say 'Tosser'.

Only 4, and thought the designs were a bit dull, concept's rather tired to.

imho

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Craymen, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)

My first post

Please feel to prod me with sharp objects.

(firehazard, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)

must say

i didnt see that one coming

(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

Hehehe

One of the evil Animals gets his comeuppance

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Spoon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)

made me laugh loudly

well done that wo/man

I love the way he takes off, genius!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 16:05, archived)

hey

is that the guy from scanners?

(Withnail, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 0:05, archived)

longs drugs challenge?

Where do I enrol? eh?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:09, archived)

The Golf course,

or perhaps the LTPA tour. :)

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blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)

maybe its a man

that looks like drags challenge...

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 15:56, archived)

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