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# My New Comic!


click me for comic! The text is fixed now

See if you like it, I dunno where it's going, but it'll be *special*...

Enjoy!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:29, archived)
# you do realise
you can tell MSN not to resize, right?

there's a link to an MSN FAQ in the B3ta FAQ...

nice artwork :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I've put it in angelfire for a bit
but I doubt that'll work...
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)
# it will
for about 3 clicks, then the bandwidth will be used up :D
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:34, archived)
# I've fixed it now!
For years i've searched for that Resize thing, and it's at the bottom of the screen!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:39, archived)
#
my work here is done
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:41, archived)
# Dogs in Cars


You gotta have a look at this site - 'Dogs in cars'.
Some bloke's hobby is to take photo's of.. (guess)
Here is the link
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Whatever turns you on
whatever pees up your lamp-post,
whatever scratches your leg,
whatever shits on your carpet,
whatever licks your balls. HANG ON! That's not right.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:29, archived)
# whatevers allready been on the weblog before
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30, archived)
# what ever next ?
I ask.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)
# that's sad
dogs should be FREEEEEEEE as the wind blows.
FREE DAMMIT!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30, archived)
# not stuck inside a car
waiting for you to get your drycleaning
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30, archived)
#
or getting your photos developed
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)
#
or picking out porn
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)
# or
shitting on your carpet
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:33, archived)
# .
or going on holiday for a couple of weeks.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:34, archived)
# "I'll be there in a sec, just finishing this one off......"
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!!
lo koit.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# yoyo
how is ?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# not bad.
has everyone got yoyos tonight?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:29, archived)
# i have
one and a half
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:32, archived)
# I have chocolate digestives
they are better.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:32, archived)
# randy buggers
:)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# been loitering for months
but had to show my joy at that one. Any chance of speeding it up a little?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28, archived)
# woo for un-lurk action
is it not playing fast on yours ?

(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30, archived)
# hmmm
maybe my need a better machine, erm I mean woman, damn.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Women
what are they ?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:34, archived)
# hence no nice piccies
too much woman has lead to lack of hummus and tatty swapability over the months, promise to involve myself more in the future.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Yay
membership is neat.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:39, archived)
# were you wanking when you did that ?
I do hope so.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28, archived)
# HEHE
Nope
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Ohhhh
He's yo-yoing is he?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30, archived)
# ha ha!
dirty dirty dirty!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)
# hahahaha...
have a dirty woo :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i feel terrible watching
but i can't help myself
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:37, archived)
# yaaay !!
i love you k.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# I don't know why I did this....
So don't ask....
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# um...
Yeah. We saw it the first time.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)
# K
Apologies
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)
# i aint
in love
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I gotta go..


So I'll see y'all tomorrow if I wake up!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:22, archived)
# bit late but
goodnight!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Shaken, not stirred
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Woo
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)
# love it
woo :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:33, archived)
# This is just waiting to be made.
Dog Adolf in Nazi salute

From ALLAN HALL in Berlin

A RACIST who trained his dog Adolf to give the Hitler salute outside a school of Asian and Turkish children is facing six months in jail.

Roland Tach, 53, was arrested as the black labrador raised its right paw as mums dropped their kids off in Berlin.

Giving the salute or praising the Nazi regime in public is forbidden in Germany.

But this is believed to be the first time the law has been applied to the owner of an offending animal.

Retired factory worker Tach has waged a daily vendetta against the kiddies. Tach could be fined up to £5,000 on top of a six-month prison sentence.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:22, archived)
# but he owned a BLACK labrador.
weirdo
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# racism is an expensive vocation i guess...
... he was probably saving up for a white one with blue eyes and blonde hair.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:24, archived)
# maybe the guy was blind and he just has a nazi dog.
did they ever think of that?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)
# odd
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Doorstop child...
Quick and Dirty...


Mother! I'm hungry!

Hushup, you're just a door stop.

Inside joke. Very inside. Are you cool enough to get it? Of course not.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:22, archived)
# 'getting' jokes
is overrated

Woo!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# hello you!
how we feeling tonight? happy again?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:24, archived)
# no, not really...
A bit upset over everyone catching the love bug... I guess I must have been vaccinated.

*sigh*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28, archived)
# its over-rated.....
youll be better off in the long run.

I still have to persuade my mother to let me go to chicago yet. Which sucks. then i gotta find the money. then i have to actually ORGANISE it with my lady....
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30, archived)
# shhh...
Lets not talk about relationships.

Ah, so lonely.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:35, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)
# oi you,
aint you supposed to be saving up to see the love of your life? Less of the marry me business!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Oi!
How's your saving going by the way?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:35, archived)
# crap
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:35, archived)
# I like in-jokes
Go narrow!
Where's Nav?
Who wants to see a picture of someone's ear?
He's just Real's Danny Murphy....

*snortle*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28, archived)
# erm... honey...

who have you been seeing lately?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Oh what a lovely family.
God bless them all.

wooyay!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)
# yay
is that a prawn in his ear?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:22, archived)
# no
i missed the bandwagon
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Its bound to have done at least 10000 times

but i wanted to do it and i've done mroe i'll put um up later
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Shameless Repost

American Goth.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I was
going to do that tomorow
nevermind
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)
# That
saved you the trouble at least.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:21, archived)
# that's grreat!
did you get my piccie of you?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# relevant(ish) pearoast...

van goth
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)
# : )
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)
# 10,001 now.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I like that
Very nice
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)
# very good!
*she wanted hers to wear glasses*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# hehehehe
I like that 1
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Shameless TW
but I have an announcement to make. I hope no-one minds:



This little doggy is in love (; Sorry it's quick and dirty and I hope she doesn't mind but I don't think she will and I have to tell someone, i.e. all of you. (:
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:15, archived)
# hooray!
makes me go all warm and tingly!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:16, archived)
# look again
you just pissed yourself m8
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# doesn't everyone piss themselves
with joy at other people's happiness then?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)
# put your pants back on then.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# does she know that steve has had massive reconstructive Surgery?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Oh yes!
And the ladyboy incident.
*whistles*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:24, archived)
# the ladyboy?
I NEED PICTURES!!!!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28, archived)
# nope
not unless money changes hands
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30, archived)
# You mean you'll give me money too?
ALL RIGHT!!!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Oh dear.
Sorry.... Happy for you, really I am.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# aww
congrats...

did you get her drunk and lie about your income, or did you just opt for the chloroform?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# chloroform gets my vote.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)
# ...
chloroform... the dating aid of choice.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)
# chloroform always works for me
One whiff and I'm anybody's
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)
# *waves chloroform*
*waits*
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Yup...
If you can't beat em.. drug 'em.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Now that
the narrow minded libbers down at Westminster have outlawed GHB, yes. Philistines.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# GHB?
wassat?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Gammahydroxybutyrate
yum!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:36, archived)
# awwww
sweet
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Purple Steve...
Meet the Purple Mother... ahh, 'tis spring
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# 'ello mate!
Top shopper of baby photos of me! (:
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Good job there with that one matey!
You are a top notch pally! Too bad you both live in the UK. Hey, if there's a marriage and stuff, you can come here and shack up at my place for a holiday!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I (we?) will do matey
Chicago innit?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Phew!
Glad you're here! Tell them it's real? xxx
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)
# she's already
been yelling from the rooftops...
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Shhhhh!
I'm trying to appear sophistimacated!
;)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:24, archived)
# you've got mail sir
have you any idea what it's like seeing that?
Wow!
*big hug and a kiss* NSFW
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# grrr
ya just doing it to make me jelous, you harlot you
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)
# well
you know how I love to tease you ;)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I'll check me mail
Sorry if I interfered with your sophistimacation. I hope I didn't jump the gun
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Got your mail
Glad I didn't ruin your sophistificationnessage. I'll just send you a little one back...
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28, archived)
# OK pet!
you didn't ruin anything, you loon ;)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:29, archived)
# The new haircut did the trick, then?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)
# It's always nice to see
people with horrible (whoa! purple!) complections overcoming their adversities and finding true love =)

congrats doggy =)
(, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:36, archived)
# more sock


#1 / #2 / #3
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:13, archived)
# you are on top strength antidepressants aint ya mate?
gimme some :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:15, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha yay
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha!
indeed
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:16, archived)
# marvellarse!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:16, archived)
# the man was you wasnt it?
admit it.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:16, archived)
# your a fucking loon!
woo yay houpla!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I see shades
of missing's Human Zoo stuff...

lovely work of course.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# what's that?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Missing
did a series of anims involving a very smart looking elephant that conned people into getting sucked into a vacuum cleaner and trapped in a Human Zoo... similar premise, I or my representative look respectable therefore you'll do what I say.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Ahem
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:25, archived)
# well that's a bit convenient
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I just lurk
and bide my time
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:29, archived)
# that's the puppy
people zoo... my mistake, sorry :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hehehe
still great :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Human Zoo on talkSport?
Ah, I miss that.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:20, archived)
# you sir.
are not right.

keep it up old chap!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# woo
yay to the eval sock
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)
# thats just
good.

Fin.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:19, archived)
# They are wonderful SE, but........
I wish I understood them!

I'm a bit thick!
woo to ya
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# Thank You All!
To all of you who photochopped my picture, Thanks! You are a lovely bunch of people, and I only hope that one day I will have enough beutiful children to provide you each with a concubine.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:12, archived)
# I dont wanna know....
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:13, archived)
# that is a most curiously disturbing
and intriguing thought.

Happy Birthday if I dont see you here before Friday!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:14, archived)
# What piccy are you speaking of?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:16, archived)
# this one
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Ahhh, well I can honestly say....
I didn't touch a pixel on it's mask.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26, archived)
# My pic
On my profile. People shopped it for my birthday.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Hooray for Trophy wives!
and did you see mine?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Yup!
Very cool! But I dont read software manuals.
Could be why I can't make good piccies.
Ah well.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:18, archived)
# My apartment has recently been invaded by a colony of ants
I've slaughtered them by the thousands already, yet they never seem to disappear. Rather than kill them all, I've decided to make a few public "examples" to scare off the rest
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:10, archived)
# eep
I hate it when that happens


woo to the pic though :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11, archived)
# it honestly works
and i love the pic too
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11, archived)
# hahah
woo
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11, archived)
# genius.
pure genius.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11, archived)
# hahaha
i hope it has a favourable outcome:)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:12, archived)
# great stuff
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:13, archived)
# lol!
that am woo!
hope you get them sorted out, they oughta be ashamed
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:14, archived)
# I don't believe it
I don't have a relevant woo, or a relevant repost! I have been beaten! or have I? I could always use my really small woo, that's antlike... or my morse woo, that looks like ants marching...

wooooooooo, that's excellent!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:14, archived)
# ...
get us some jellies...
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Its a nightmare trying to come off it, I can tell you...
the clinic gives you a shot a day of Special K, but thats no substitute.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:13, archived)
# every cereal you've had son, you've eaten it...
filling your stomach with that filth.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:14, archived)
# rate my mittens
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
no hands?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I'll award
10 out of 10 for the face ones, but the rest are kak!

woo, very good.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I dunno
the leopard skin ones in the middle are quite... fetching
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:13, archived)
# ha ha!
has rate my kitten died completely then? there's been a remarkable drop in the number of kittens around here in the last few weeks...
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11, archived)
# do the ones with strings
get bonus points?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11, archived)
# i was going to do that once.
but i have zero talent.

WOO!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Mashed potato?


Been done?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hehehehehehehehehe *hack* *hack*
just got it. very punny!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:07, archived)
# no
I've been hiding under a hummus blanket :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:09, archived)
# oooooh!
where can I get one of those?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:10, archived)
# dayshift
it's a very odd place!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11, archived)
# gosh!
I been living on here 24/7 as well! Must be looking in the wrong place
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
probably :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha!
woo!
Now why didn't Oi tink o' dat, bein' Oirish?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:07, archived)
# *snigger*
HELLO EVERYBODY!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:08, archived)
# not before midnight!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hahahaha
I considered asking the very same thing :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hi tom :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hello kitty!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yo yo yo
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11, archived)
# someone got you a new toy then?
simpleton.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:12, archived)
# yes
i have one and a half yo yos
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17, archived)
# oh geroan.
i was waiting for that to animate!

wow. 6 front pages in 2 weeks!

ladies and gentlemen we have a contender!
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:09, archived)
# No-one was more surprised
than me!

I can tell you.
Gotta love that magic donkey.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:12, archived)
# believe it or not
but that made me snortle cola all over my keyboard.
Threadjack: seems to be an awful lot of good posts tonight, anyone think of a reason?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Our biorhythms
are in sync!

Oh, and sorry about your keyboard. ;)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11, archived)
# s'arite
donworyboutit
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# oCo?
It was shopped more skillfully in my head

Have this to make up for it.        A bit.


(I was just in a lemurry mood)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:03, archived)
# yay for lemurs!
woo!

edit: minor TJ Anyone have the link for the site where you put in your stats and get a 3D model of yourself?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:04, archived)
# woosome
:)

I've only ever done one lemur, and I'm not sure it counts

clicky
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:05, archived)
# oooh !
Sure it counts !
Thanks :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:08, archived)
# yay ! leeeeeeemmmurs !
saved for the LEMURAMA.
Thanks :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:06, archived)
# so, where do you want the lemurs?



will here do?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:14, archived)
# That's great !
I save it for LEMURAMA purpose if you don't mind.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:16, archived)
# not
at all, it's why i popped it back up


i mean, we wouldnt have any shameless pointless reposting round here would we :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23, archived)
# he he thanks :)
reposts ... nah .. who would do these kind of things ? :)
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Lemurama?
oh dear, I've got a few for you..
just lemurs, or related species?
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27, archived)
# I heard it shout...
LEMURS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I really did.
'tis woo.
(, Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:07, archived)

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