My New Comic!
click me for comic! The text is fixed now
See if you like it, I dunno where it's going, but it'll be *special*...
Enjoy!
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:29,
archived)
click me for comic! The text is fixed now
See if you like it, I dunno where it's going, but it'll be *special*...
Enjoy!
you do realise
you can tell MSN not to resize, right?
there's a link to an MSN FAQ in the B3ta FAQ...
nice artwork :)
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:31,
archived)
there's a link to an MSN FAQ in the B3ta FAQ...
nice artwork :)
it will
for about 3 clicks, then the bandwidth will be used up :D
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:34,
archived)
I've fixed it now!
For years i've searched for that Resize thing, and it's at the bottom of the screen!
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:39,
archived)
Dogs in Cars
You gotta have a look at this site - 'Dogs in cars'.
Some bloke's hobby is to take photo's of.. (guess)
Here is the link
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27,
archived)
You gotta have a look at this site - 'Dogs in cars'.
Some bloke's hobby is to take photo's of.. (guess)
Here is the link
Whatever turns you on
whatever pees up your lamp-post,
whatever scratches your leg,
whatever shits on your carpet,
whatever licks your balls. HANG ON! That's not right.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:29,
archived)
whatever scratches your leg,
whatever shits on your carpet,
whatever licks your balls. HANG ON! That's not right.
that's sad
dogs should be FREEEEEEEE as the wind blows.
FREE DAMMIT!
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30,
archived)
FREE DAMMIT!
been loitering for months
but had to show my joy at that one. Any chance of speeding it up a little?
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28,
archived)
hence no nice piccies
too much woman has lead to lack of hummus and tatty swapability over the months, promise to involve myself more in the future.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:37,
archived)
This is just waiting to be made.
Dog Adolf in Nazi salute
From ALLAN HALL in Berlin
A RACIST who trained his dog Adolf to give the Hitler salute outside a school of Asian and Turkish children is facing six months in jail.
Roland Tach, 53, was arrested as the black labrador raised its right paw as mums dropped their kids off in Berlin.
Giving the salute or praising the Nazi regime in public is forbidden in Germany.
But this is believed to be the first time the law has been applied to the owner of an offending animal.
Retired factory worker Tach has waged a daily vendetta against the kiddies. Tach could be fined up to £5,000 on top of a six-month prison sentence.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:22,
archived)
From ALLAN HALL in Berlin
A RACIST who trained his dog Adolf to give the Hitler salute outside a school of Asian and Turkish children is facing six months in jail.
Roland Tach, 53, was arrested as the black labrador raised its right paw as mums dropped their kids off in Berlin.
Giving the salute or praising the Nazi regime in public is forbidden in Germany.
But this is believed to be the first time the law has been applied to the owner of an offending animal.
Retired factory worker Tach has waged a daily vendetta against the kiddies. Tach could be fined up to £5,000 on top of a six-month prison sentence.
racism is an expensive vocation i guess...
... he was probably saving up for a white one with blue eyes and blonde hair.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:24,
archived)
maybe the guy was blind and he just has a nazi dog.
did they ever think of that?
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26,
archived)
Doorstop child...
Quick and Dirty...
Mother! I'm hungry!
Hushup, you're just a door stop.
Inside joke. Very inside. Are you cool enough to get it? Of course not.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:22,
archived)
Mother! I'm hungry!
Hushup, you're just a door stop.
Inside joke. Very inside. Are you cool enough to get it? Of course not.
no, not really...
A bit upset over everyone catching the love bug... I guess I must have been vaccinated.
*sigh*
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28,
archived)
*sigh*
its over-rated.....
youll be better off in the long run.
I still have to persuade my mother to let me go to chicago yet. Which sucks. then i gotta find the money. then i have to actually ORGANISE it with my lady....
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:30,
archived)
I still have to persuade my mother to let me go to chicago yet. Which sucks. then i gotta find the money. then i have to actually ORGANISE it with my lady....
oi you,
aint you supposed to be saving up to see the love of your life? Less of the marry me business!
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27,
archived)
I like in-jokes
Go narrow!
Where's Nav?
Who wants to see a picture of someone's ear?
He's just Real's Danny Murphy....
*snortle*
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28,
archived)
Where's Nav?
Who wants to see a picture of someone's ear?
He's just Real's Danny Murphy....
*snortle*
Its bound to have done at least 10000 times
but i wanted to do it and i've done mroe i'll put um up later
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:18,
archived)
but i wanted to do it and i've done mroe i'll put um up later
Shameless TW
but I have an announcement to make. I hope no-one minds:
This little doggy is in love (; Sorry it's quick and dirty and I hope she doesn't mind but I don't think she will and I have to tell someone, i.e. all of you. (:
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:15,
archived)
This little doggy is in love (; Sorry it's quick and dirty and I hope she doesn't mind but I don't think she will and I have to tell someone, i.e. all of you. (:
doesn't everyone piss themselves
with joy at other people's happiness then?
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:19,
archived)
does she know that steve has had massive reconstructive Surgery?
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:20,
archived)
aww
congrats...
did you get her drunk and lie about your income, or did you just opt for the chloroform?
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17,
archived)
did you get her drunk and lie about your income, or did you just opt for the chloroform?
Now that
the narrow minded libbers down at Westminster have outlawed GHB, yes. Philistines.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23,
archived)
Good job there with that one matey!
You are a top notch pally! Too bad you both live in the UK. Hey, if there's a marriage and stuff, you can come here and shack up at my place for a holiday!
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:25,
archived)
you've got mail sir
have you any idea what it's like seeing that?
Wow!
*big hug and a kiss* NSFW
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23,
archived)
Wow!
*big hug and a kiss* NSFW
I'll check me mail
Sorry if I interfered with your sophistimacation. I hope I didn't jump the gun
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26,
archived)
Got your mail
Glad I didn't ruin your sophistificationnessage. I'll just send you a little one back...
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:28,
archived)
It's always nice to see
people with horrible (whoa! purple!) complections overcoming their adversities and finding true love =)
congrats doggy =)
( ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 13:36,
archived)
congrats doggy =)
you are on top strength antidepressants aint ya mate?
gimme some :)
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:15,
archived)
I see shades
of missing's Human Zoo stuff...
lovely work of course.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:17,
archived)
lovely work of course.
Missing
did a series of anims involving a very smart looking elephant that conned people into getting sucked into a vacuum cleaner and trapped in a Human Zoo... similar premise, I or my representative look respectable therefore you'll do what I say.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:19,
archived)
They are wonderful SE, but........
I wish I understood them!
I'm a bit thick!
woo to ya
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23,
archived)
I'm a bit thick!
woo to ya
Thank You All!
To all of you who photochopped my picture, Thanks! You are a lovely bunch of people, and I only hope that one day I will have enough beutiful children to provide you each with a concubine.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:12,
archived)
that is a most curiously disturbing
and intriguing thought.
Happy Birthday if I dont see you here before Friday!
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:14,
archived)
Happy Birthday if I dont see you here before Friday!
Ahhh, well I can honestly say....
I didn't touch a pixel on it's mask.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:26,
archived)
Yup!
Very cool! But I dont read software manuals.
Could be why I can't make good piccies.
Ah well.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:18,
archived)
Could be why I can't make good piccies.
Ah well.
My apartment has recently been invaded by a colony of ants
I've slaughtered them by the thousands already, yet they never seem to disappear. Rather than kill them all, I've decided to make a few public "examples" to scare off the rest
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:10,
archived)
lol!
that am woo!
hope you get them sorted out, they oughta be ashamed
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:14,
archived)
hope you get them sorted out, they oughta be ashamed
I don't believe it
I don't have a relevant woo, or a relevant repost! I have been beaten! or have I? I could always use my really small woo, that's antlike... or my morse woo, that looks like ants marching...
wooooooooo, that's excellent!
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:14,
archived)
wooooooooo, that's excellent!
Its a nightmare trying to come off it, I can tell you...
the clinic gives you a shot a day of Special K, but thats no substitute.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:13,
archived)
every cereal you've had son, you've eaten it...
filling your stomach with that filth.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:14,
archived)
I'll award
10 out of 10 for the face ones, but the rest are kak!
woo, very good.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:10,
archived)
woo, very good.
I dunno
the leopard skin ones in the middle are quite... fetching
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:13,
archived)
ha ha!
has rate my kitten died completely then? there's been a remarkable drop in the number of kittens around here in the last few weeks...
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11,
archived)
gosh!
I been living on here 24/7 as well! Must be looking in the wrong place
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:12,
archived)
oh geroan.
i was waiting for that to animate!
wow. 6 front pages in 2 weeks!
ladies and gentlemen we have a contender!
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:09,
archived)
wow. 6 front pages in 2 weeks!
ladies and gentlemen we have a contender!
No-one was more surprised
than me!
I can tell you.
Gotta love that magic donkey.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:12,
archived)
I can tell you.
Gotta love that magic donkey.
believe it or not
but that made me snortle cola all over my keyboard.
Threadjack: seems to be an awful lot of good posts tonight, anyone think of a reason?
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:09,
archived)
Threadjack: seems to be an awful lot of good posts tonight, anyone think of a reason?
Our biorhythms
are in sync!
Oh, and sorry about your keyboard. ;)
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:11,
archived)
Oh, and sorry about your keyboard. ;)
oCo?
It was shopped more skillfully in my head
(I was just in a lemurry mood)
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:03,
archived)
Have this to make up for it. A bit.
(I was just in a lemurry mood)
yay for lemurs!
woo!
edit: minor TJ Anyone have the link for the site where you put in your stats and get a 3D model of yourself?
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:04,
archived)
edit: minor TJ Anyone have the link for the site where you put in your stats and get a 3D model of yourself?
woosome
:)
I've only ever done one lemur, and I'm not sure it counts
clicky
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:05,
archived)
I've only ever done one lemur, and I'm not sure it counts
clicky
That's great !
I save it for LEMURAMA purpose if you don't mind.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:16,
archived)
not
at all, it's why i popped it back up
i mean, we wouldnt have any shameless pointless reposting round here would we :)
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:23,
archived)
i mean, we wouldnt have any shameless pointless reposting round here would we :)
he he thanks :)
reposts ... nah .. who would do these kind of things ? :)
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27,
archived)
Lemurama?
oh dear, I've got a few for you..
just lemurs, or related species?
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:27,
archived)
just lemurs, or related species?
I heard it shout...
LEMURS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I really did.
'tis woo.
( ,
Tue 8 Jul 2003, 23:07,
archived)
I really did.
'tis woo.
« Older messages | Newer messages »