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# Shower Done!
Image massacred!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:39, archived)
# poo shower!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:42, archived)
# bite me you bum lord!
thats only my second mash ever!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:43, archived)
# it's super
the window and the floor especially :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:46, archived)
# awww
thanks, now make it FP and ill be super happy and give you a treat!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:47, archived)
# oooooooh
www.b3ta.com/board/approve?id=1703772
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:49, archived)
# how did you do that?
rargh!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:51, archived)
# How did you find that page?
You're not a mod...
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:54, archived)
# doesn't matter
you can't do anything to fp it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:56, archived)
# darn
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:12, archived)
# That's because it IS acid!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:42, archived)
# ah, makes sense now
burning was nide tho, its nice to make a change now and again
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:43, archived)
# Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:53, archived)
# MORNING!
How was yesterday then? 'Nanaman was very excited when he got back.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:04, archived)
# Twas a lot of fun.
Last pub we were in was bloody freezing though - I swear it was warmer outside!

I'm just sorting out my pix...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:08, archived)
# yay!
That's something to do which isn't working!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:11, archived)
# Mornin'
Your not doing my surgestion of mashing a day in the life of are you?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:23, archived)
# Water burny
It's your own silly fault then isn't it? I told you to put water on it earlier, but ohhhh no, wouldn't listen to me would you? Had to wait till the alcohol had gotten right in it didn't you? Well FINE. Serves you right. Hrmph.

Sorry, just grumpy cos I have to go to work now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:25, archived)
# im forced to stay off all day,
laze about the house, eat when i please and nap occasionally, its a hard life....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:38, archived)
# my girlfriend is out of town...
135k in size, sorry. click to view.

and yes, that is a straw.
(sex automata, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:32, archived)
# hmmm
id say that needs to be linked, verging on the NSFW.
(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:35, archived)
# If you were better in bed
and had more money, she probably would have stuck around.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:53, archived)
#
gone as in out of town. sorry for my mistake. i havn't slept in...going on a day now.
(sex automata, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:13, archived)
# my nasty comment
...still applies.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:19, archived)
# Bad idea, bad image


A link to this news story was posted here yesterday. I just wanted to exorcise the resulting image from my head.

Edit: "Oi! Shut it! And take a look at this lovely vole I rescued, you slag"
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:27, archived)
# Terry Nutkins
he never had a chance from the start.
(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:29, archived)
# Yeah
not as many fingers for a start!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 8:11, archived)
# OMG!
the pic on the right??? isnt that John Travolta aged 70????????????????????
:-O :-O :-O
(champion_hero, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:33, archived)
# No.
It's a warning to us all.

Play with fluffy animals too long and you'll end up like that.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:35, archived)
# AAAHHHHH!
i don't get it.
Is it something english?
Cuz I hate english people.
(Armer Farmer, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:41, archived)
# Possibly
chose the wrong language to write in, then.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:43, archived)
# Right you bastards!
im off for a shower, then ill mash an image of me in said shower
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:09, archived)
# it seems that
you have stopped time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:14, archived)
# I have just stopped ti















me. Wow, wasn't that wierd.
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:15, archived)
# you stopped it
stopping it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:18, archived)
# Yes, I did stop it. And wards in time. wow, how fascinating. I think I will go back ag now I will go back ain.
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:20, archived)
# well...
i am a time lord
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:41, archived)
# is that what the shower said
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:15, archived)
# Duh!
Showers don't talk!

They just creep up behind you and go: "Afarsnargle"
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:24, archived)
# Afarsnargle
Afarsnargle
Afarsnargle
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:45, archived)
[challenge entry] shit shit-a-ree shit shit-a-ree
u-bend-a-roo
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:02, archived)
# Woo!
What would we do without the toilet-sweeps?
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:03, archived)
# every year in august
billions of drones scower england for one thing -
garden gnomes.
scientists have been following the drones on the amazing journey
and have yet to discover where the gnomes are taken.
each year hundreds of thousands of pounds are
lost in the garden gnome industry
and the mass industry - who see england
as their main source of revenue -
are looking into changing the colour of
these gnomes so the drones don't attack.

gnome owners beware!

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:01, archived)
# woo!
going back to MS Paint, eh?

it's very noticable due to Paint's lack of anti-aliasing. (Not that that's a bad thing.)

You really should make a website of all your mashes... the pecker-hosted one takes ages to load and only includes 17 of your 30 or so mashes...
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:10, archived)
# i'm at a friends house
and he only has (eugh) photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:13, archived)
# It's not a bad thing
Using MS Paint, that is
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:15, archived)
# i never use it
i've used photoimpact when it comes to 'shopping' but different people have different tastes
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:16, archived)
# so technichally you never paintmash
you photoimpactmash.
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:19, archived)
# that's
clickFWAPmash
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:21, archived)
# NIght all


only 8 days to my b3ta birthday, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:59, archived)
# Nighty
night!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:00, archived)
# Hehe
Gourd night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:01, archived)
# just before I sleep
here's your Marrowfat Lunchbox
Kallus says: With Legs Like Yours, You Should Have Been A Tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:58, archived)
# anyone dl'd?
bueller?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:07, archived)
# anyone?
fry?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:11, archived)
# i'm listening to it now
a touch of class


or cloth, i'm not sure

the ending sealed it - class it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:12, archived)
# Well
I've been working on something all night, but I've decided that I'm not going to post it until tommorow, because it seems nothing ever gets on the FP when it's posted this late. Sorry.
Come back tommorrow if you want to see it, it's quite good. Well, I'm off to sleepytime. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:57, archived)
# night night
this was my last f5 for at least tonight catch yah all next time - its been fragrant
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:00, archived)
# good night
(Cheril, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:06, archived)
# You left yet?
?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:28, archived)
# Swamp
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:48, archived)
# Oooooooh....
Schpookay...
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:48, archived)
# i know some people
who live at Baker's Swamp.
It's a nicer place than it sounds
(gamera, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:53, archived)
# wow, i bet thats what sex is like*
*post may be surreal
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:50, archived)
# I say
That;s bewwwww tiful


WOOO

(can I go to sleep now, please?)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:51, archived)
# Yes,
we're finished with you
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:52, archived)
# NO!
not untill.. erm... I EAT...... Number_6
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:52, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:52, archived)
# Fine, shall i devour you insted then?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:53, archived)
# 0.o
No thanks...
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:53, archived)
# Hey!
What did I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:04, archived)
# what time zone
are you in.
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:53, archived)
# Same as board time
give or take a few minuted (BST)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:54, archived)
# Wooo PST GMT-08:00
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:54, archived)
# 1am
Atleast its not hot.
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:56, archived)
# loch ness is known as 'weepoo'
in thailand
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:53, archived)
# did you make that up...
..or are they really that stange?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:53, archived)
# i did make that up
but 100000% fact, 'lamb fried rice' is 'cow pat moo' and good is 'crap'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:56, archived)
# wow
crazy foreigners!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:58, archived)
# I can kill threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:32, archived)
# and i can
erm..... make funny noises!

*meep* *bibble* *shiznaz*
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:33, archived)
# Shiznaz?
That's a new one...
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:34, archived)
# or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:35, archived)
# Well,
it is for me
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:37, archived)
# FINE THEN!
BE LIKE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:38, archived)
# HMMPH!
I WILL!
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:38, archived)
# THEN WERE AGREED!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:38, archived)
# YEP!
...
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:40, archived)
# OK!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:40, archived)
# MMHMM!
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:40, archived)
# WHOOPDY DO!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:41, archived)
# on what exactly?
Just wondering.
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:40, archived)
# THAT I'LL BE LIKE THAT!!!!!
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:41, archived)
# i dont know,
at this point, its lost all meaning
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:41, archived)
# yeah, and caps get kind of redundant
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:41, archived)
# you're redundnat
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:42, archived)
# Ouch...
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:43, archived)
# I'LL MACE YOU GOOD BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:43, archived)
# Somebody make another thread,
and quick...
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:44, archived)
# I could
but I'm not used to threadwasting, I think this was my first.
I'm still cumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:49, archived)
# could have done without knowing that last part...
in all honesty...
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:50, archived)
# Haha
woo simpsons!
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:48, archived)
# heh
simpsons rule.
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:27, archived)
# Night Night
you bag of bitches, you sack of shits.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:44, archived)
# No wait
I'll show you a picture if you stay
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:45, archived)
# Show us a picture anyway
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:45, archived)
# hmmmmm
if you're quick - I really need my beauty sleep
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:47, archived)
# Night,
you shit scrotum
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:45, archived)
# I swear
I will turn this thread right around and we will all go back tothe begining
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:46, archived)
# GASP!
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:47, archived)
# Flip you
flip you for real
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:48, archived)
# picture
look
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:49, archived)
# It's getting late...


This is a self portrait.
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:31, archived)
# you mean you're just one giant eye!
ARGH RUN TO THE HILLS!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:32, archived)
# ARGH!
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:33, archived)
# run for your liyyy-yiii-yiffeeee!
/Iron Maiden
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:33, archived)
#
ARGH! THE TROOPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:34, archived)
# why does no-one
make songs like that anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:39, archived)
# because they are all manufactured pop groups with no diseranable talent to speak of?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:42, archived)
# *sob*
one fuckin day I will finish what Guy Fawkes started.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:46, archived)
# :-)
I shall use that as me new sig !

(without the gurlie-sob bit at the beginning, of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:21, archived)
# Cripes
thats a bit woo and infected
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:42, archived)
# Would that be
Sauron on a good day?
(NMcCoy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:24, archived)
# fluttering butterfly relaxing over a scenic fjord on a warm summers night
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:27, archived)
# you bastard!
that'll proberbly FP aswell



Post may contain trace of jelousy and bitterness
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:27, archived)
# its very good though
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:29, archived)
# What's in the pipe
tobacco?

or is it?
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:29, archived)
# Lovely
stuff.
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:30, archived)
# Aww :)
Lovely :) Just Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:31, archived)
# Was worth the wait
really, it was
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:32, archived)
# Gotta love fjords
(Agdymahoozle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:32, archived)
# NOOOO!!!!11!!443!!
some fucker ate his feet!
HIS FEET!
multiwoo
headwoo
/UT
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:34, archived)
# his lovely wiggly feet
gone forever!
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:40, archived)
# heheheheh
I have them.
In a box.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:47, archived)
# A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDBAG?
woooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:41, archived)
# buhhhh.....

ginormitude!
(sleepycookie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:18, archived)
# did you make that?
or do i have to violate you ?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:19, archived)
# actually,
it was the tiny gnome that lives in my ear that did the cruddy cut and paste. YAY!
(sleepycookie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:20, archived)
# can...
....can i violate you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:21, archived)
# ohh,
i suppose. just as long as you make it quick.
(sleepycookie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
# oh im sorry, i did alredy,
you mustnt have noticed
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:23, archived)
# It's rather good
that is.
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:21, archived)
# Ooooo Pretty and
mean too
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:16, archived)
# ....
I've never had a thread dedicated to me before.. :D
I'm not lurking anyway, I'm working :)
I'm just taking frequent short breaks.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:20, archived)
# A Likely story!
and the burning still hurts, should i do something about it or wait it out?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:21, archived)
# I told you
you fool, put water on it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
# but the burning was fun at first
but not it hurts to move my legs, and teh affected area is all red...


/Edit

burnings all gone, everything is normal again, but now my willy smells of aftershave..
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:23, archived)
# PUT
SOME BASTARD WATER ON IT.

It'll fall off if you don't!*

May not be completely true

Edit: No, the burning's only gone because the aftershave has probably burned away the nerves or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:25, archived)
# have you noticed
how no-one has questioned this conversation, they just let it happen....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:26, archived)
# That's
because they've seen your sort before.
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:27, archived)
# and what sort would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:28, archived)
# Oi! Stop working
and get back to wanking. Hard!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
# I'm torn between
the best W word and the worst W word!
I wish I could get paid for wanking it hard :(
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:23, archived)
# wank under your desk at work
then they'll bever know

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:24, archived)
# I
don't have a desk :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:26, archived)
# do it really slwly, with your hand in your pocket trying to look inconspicuous
while talking to your boss, or standing next to him/her
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:29, archived)
# A Public Message From The B3ta War Board
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:06, archived)
# hahahah!
I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:08, archived)
# finished
now
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:26, archived)
# starting
again
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:26, archived)
# finished
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:35, archived)
# starting
again
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:35, archived)
# Jesus you don't need
much of a break between. You'll were the poor bugger out
(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:40, archived)
# see
below :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:22, archived)
# finished
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:41, archived)
# starting again
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:41, archived)
# broken
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:02, archived)
# Well I wasnt going to
but what John wants, John gets.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:10, archived)
# Well
If I must..
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:13, archived)
# It's your patriotic duty!
Government inspectors will conduct random checks for compliance.
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:20, archived)
# I hope
they're all Keanu Reeves..
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:21, archived)
# in a perfect world...
(Cheril, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:34, archived)
# glass would be made of
nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:42, archived)
# Hehehehe
my desk's right under a security camera.

Way to get fired.

but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:42, archived)
# now that, is just pure class
XD
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 1 Aug 2003, 7:11, archived)
# i've always wanted
to be a super hero.
(sex automata, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:04, archived)
# Did
you have to fill out that obnoxious super hero form? they asked me to state my powers, but i refused...
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:30, archived)
# do what with the when how?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:42, archived)
# Annoyed Threadwaste
ARGH! Went out to my car yesterday, AND SOME LITTLE FUCK KEY'D THE PASSENGER SIDE DOOR! DAMN BUGGERS!! ARGH I HATE LIVING IN THIS AREA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:03, archived)
# rig up a spare car battery
to the shell.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:09, archived)
# ooh, good idea
and ill put pins under the handles.....
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:10, archived)
# mad max
would be proud!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:44, archived)
# it's spelt
annoying

:)
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:10, archived)
# no its spelt how ever the hell i want it to be spelt
because it is my post and i make the rules, ner ner
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:11, archived)
# fair enough
/puts thumb to nose and wiggles fingers
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:17, archived)
# burn them
with fire
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:15, archived)
# i keyed
my own car not too long ago.
(sex automata, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Reminds me of Mayberry RFD.
I hope I did this right! :)

click here for my entry!
(EmpressGabby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:57, archived)
# ARGH!
I NEED A PASSWORD


A PASSWORD
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:57, archived)
# open
sesame
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# peach
melba
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# melba
I want to meet whoever made up that word.
Melba makes me giggle and has done for at least 25 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:03, archived)
# Wimple makes me giggle
and its a word aswell!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:05, archived)
# wankel rotary engine
makes me snigger

snigger...
(gamera, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:09, archived)
# yes!
wingnut also
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:12, archived)
# moist
is the yuckiest word ever
(Cheril, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:35, archived)
# gusset
close second
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:36, archived)
# nun
shall pass
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:10, archived)
# I'm affraid that's
jut not going to work - we haven't your password - and letting us have it would be very silly - Idon't trust this lot
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:58, archived)
# you can trust
me
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:01, archived)
# i do
want my car keys?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# wife
swapping?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:05, archived)
# only if your not married to a whale
i may be single
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:06, archived)
# she's semi-permeable
(autocomplete reply)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:12, archived)
# like a membrane?
cool, does she activly uptake?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:17, archived)
# she loves to!
bring lube!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
# but try and avoid her mitochondria
: that gets her rather feisty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:23, archived)
# i read that as fisty...
...i need to wash my mind out with bleach
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:34, archived)
# no it's fine
or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:37, archived)
# i dont know
maybe your wife should take a look?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:38, archived)
# i already nicked them
and keyed your passenger side
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:06, archived)
# oh, if its you thats ok then
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:06, archived)
# A password?
HAH I fart in your general direction.
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 5:59, archived)
# Your mother was a hampster
and your father smelt.. of Elderberries!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:00, archived)
# I believe this board has a no
python rule - not that I really care - as long as it doesnt get out of hand it should be fine

/bad memories of a flaming for the vaguest of reference
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# really
how bad was it?


Why do I feel like I'm setting up a stand up a comedian?
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:04, archived)
# because you're standing on a comedian?
of you made one "happy" down there?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:07, archived)
# No I feel pressure to be funny
erm Take my wife..please. Damn this never happens to me, I mean it's the pressure - how about we try again in 15 minutes?

(it was pretty bad and it was a stupidly slight reference which was highly appropriate)
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:07, archived)
# I just got
the best idea for an animation. You are a genius!

No, if I only knew how to do animations....
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# press the jiggle key
I have drunk too much rum.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:04, archived)
# or not enough.
damn insomnia/bipolar/etc
socks o' fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:04, archived)
# find out by drinking more rum
i stopped drinking seven hours ago. my brain hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:08, archived)
# at least it's not your
groin
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:13, archived)
# I want everyone to come to Somerset
for an evening of inebriation and pass the parcel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:14, archived)
# Past the what
to who
where
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:18, archived)
# I don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:24, archived)
# oh dear
please please remove your password from that. we can all log into your ftp and do naughty things.
(fatty biscuits, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 6:17, archived)

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