jimmy's birthday parties were the talk of the town
morning all, just flying through...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:51,
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morning all, just flying through...
ahh bless!
he's sooooo sweet!
somebody with skills animate the paper squeaker?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:50,
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somebody with skills animate the paper squeaker?
Moroning you ugly bunch of reprobates
why aren't you all out in the sun like me...ah!
OK - here's one from a dream I had last night...b3ta has taken over my soul...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:44,
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OK - here's one from a dream I had last night...b3ta has taken over my soul...
excellent
No 1 son here as well and we're all going to the Lingfield Steam Fair in a bit and I can see form our bedroom window they have a very large beer tent..............
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:50,
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sounds fine
I'm off up to Camden for Teaseress' beerday!
I've seen what she's wearing so I will have my eyes closed the entire time |-)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:52,
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I've seen what she's wearing so I will have my eyes closed the entire time |-)
I still haven't figured out
how you lasted that long without b3ta.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:49,
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i set up my own b3ta by attaching
members of kefalonia's residents to animals and then praising their efforts
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:55,
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goodnight post
i started out with the idea of a pair of scissors cutting a girl's head off, but, as you can see, it turned out way different.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:43,
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i started out with the idea of a pair of scissors cutting a girl's head off, but, as you can see, it turned out way different.
Righto
I'm playing with a new gallery, and I don't know if this will work, but here goes...
Thursday's Brighton Tash Bash Tour...
www.photobox.co.uk/public/detail.html?c_album=358511
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:35,
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Thursday's Brighton Tash Bash Tour...
www.photobox.co.uk/public/detail.html?c_album=358511
so..
many apologies for shite pic, but its the thought that counts
Craiiiig David! Propper Bo i tell thee
edit; sorry about size probs
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:24,
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Craiiiig David! Propper Bo i tell thee
edit; sorry about size probs
curse you for posting goatse!
havent you been here
edit- dont worry it isnt a link to goatse, its a link to B3tans Against Goatse
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:29,
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edit- dont worry it isnt a link to goatse, its a link to B3tans Against Goatse
oooooohhhhhhh....
kittens kitten kittens kitten kitteny kittenish kittens
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:34,
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Hahahaha
I love that website!
Though I confess to fighting on both sides of the Goatse war (and the Nohands war).
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:36,
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Though I confess to fighting on both sides of the Goatse war (and the Nohands war).
I heard good things about that show
but it really is shite.
Woo to the pic, I always knew he'd disappear up his own arsehole
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:29,
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Woo to the pic, I always knew he'd disappear up his own arsehole
Rocky - Eye of the Cyborg
Another Rocky film ehh starring Sylvester Stallone as Rocky-T571
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:10,
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There is this tool on the internet
which allows you to upload your face and 3d render it. Best bit is, you can turn yourself into a terminator not in real life of course) ill try to find the URL.
edit- here it is.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:17,
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edit- here it is.
BREAKING NEWS!
Hitler's willy for sale! Only £12,000.
100% of fact
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:19,
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100% of fact
ARF!
He was cremated very soon after his suicide, I believe, so I doubt the accuracy
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:25,
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It's on the Interweb
so it must be true*
* subject to verification of presence of shark and helicopter
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:30,
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* subject to verification of presence of shark and helicopter
that'd just be silly
he works in the kebabbie just down the road from me.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:43,
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hmm
maybe time for a new saying...
"I had my finger up my arse while I was making this"
maybe.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:08,
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"I had my finger up my arse while I was making this"
maybe.
Can't help thinking
that this URL
www.ent.uga.edu/bees/bee_pubs/conservation/conservation_fig2.jpg
doesn't really match the picture.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:02,
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www.ent.uga.edu/bees/bee_pubs/conservation/conservation_fig2.jpg
doesn't really match the picture.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Buzby... speak to me... noooooooo
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:07,
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it looks like
Pink.. although I think she`s Mousey Brown these days or something
(talentless bint)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:58,
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(talentless bint)
ferkin nazis
found this nasty little flyer at nazi.org (via Metafilter) so I made this flyer. bastards.
vive la resistance!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:43,
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vive la resistance!
OOOOOOOO
Don't get me started.
That flyer has astounded me.
I like your retaliation!
Nazi's are all arseholes. NF - No Future... etc
/soapbox /coat
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:46,
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That flyer has astounded me.
I like your retaliation!
Nazi's are all arseholes. NF - No Future... etc
/soapbox /coat
his animations
are a bit woo too!
similar style to someone else I know ;)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:01,
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similar style to someone else I know ;)
no
way
nooooo way!
fuck... I`d better edit that post about not liking the vocal tracks Justin Casey
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:03,
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nooooo way!
fuck... I`d better edit that post about not liking the vocal tracks Justin Casey
Think
bleepbloop is the guy who does Scruff's website for him, rather than scruff himself, but still very cool indeed.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:04,
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um
a friend (a big Mr.Scruff fan, who introduced me to the music) said that Mr.Scruff did his own web site!
curiouser and curiouser
- the web site ROCKS though (in a non-rock music way)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:06,
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curiouser and curiouser
- the web site ROCKS though (in a non-rock music way)
and mr scruff aka bleepbloop
did the music for the fish screensaver
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:07,
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Noooooooooooooo
a b3tan did the screensaver... mr scruff tune was used....
there is a link on mr scruffs site, he liked it, but that is as far as his participation went!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:39,
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there is a link on mr scruffs site, he liked it, but that is as far as his participation went!
well that's what i went meant kind of
must have came about wrong, but i believe he is also bleepbloop too
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:44,
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he's not
honest... he's way too busy!
he certainly wouldn't be needing to use his own site as a cv for web work :)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:45,
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he certainly wouldn't be needing to use his own site as a cv for web work :)
well there's that
and someone told me it was the other night
and scruff has a link to here on the website
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:06,
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and scruff has a link to here on the website
He was interviewed
by Mr Alfie and somebody else but I don't think it made it onto here
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:11,
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Cheers
it's shite but it was my first go :)
Oh, and here's what scruff himself had to say:
Cheers for your cheeky video, it made me chuckle sir....
There were a couple of lyrical mistakes though, 'lovely clean fish' is
actually 'fish are very slippery', and the pavarotti bit is 'I wish that I
could get my fish'. 'do find trout' is 'two fine trout'.
Hopefully this information will help you on your quest for underwater
enlightenment....
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:16,
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Oh, and here's what scruff himself had to say:
Cheers for your cheeky video, it made me chuckle sir....
There were a couple of lyrical mistakes though, 'lovely clean fish' is
actually 'fish are very slippery', and the pavarotti bit is 'I wish that I
could get my fish'. 'do find trout' is 'two fine trout'.
Hopefully this information will help you on your quest for underwater
enlightenment....
he was
it was me and alfie... but it never got used :(
it was simple Q n A format, i had planned to make it much more interesting but things got in the way. I've offered it to Professor Fnord to make it more interesting, maybe it will get used then.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:41,
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it was simple Q n A format, i had planned to make it much more interesting but things got in the way. I've offered it to Professor Fnord to make it more interesting, maybe it will get used then.
he`s a bit of a mixed bag
his instrumentals are really good, but any vocal (singing) tracks are usually pants... the fish-y songs on Keep It Unreal are really good though!
FISH! FISH! FISH! FISH-FISH!
edit: Mister Scruff is the best!
ahem
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:59,
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FISH! FISH! FISH! FISH-FISH!
edit: Mister Scruff is the best!
ahem
Well done!
What a shower of cunting cunts. I hope arry otter is reading this, after yesterday's twattery.
Edit: Having said that, I'm now off to see Arnold "Dad was a nazi but I think I got away with it" Shwarzenegger's new opus.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:53,
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Edit: Having said that, I'm now off to see Arnold "Dad was a nazi but I think I got away with it" Shwarzenegger's new opus.
oh nicely done!
on a related note, I got a really snotty e-mail about my "tribute" to Linda McCartney :-)
(link to offending item in profile)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:57,
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(link to offending item in profile)
really shouldn`t do this but.......
Dear Sir or Madam:
I'm not a fan of anything Paul McCartney has done since the Beatles broke up. I am incredibly fond of The Smiths/Morrissey. Actually, I am a bit obsessed and have been so since Viva Hate.
I don't understand the use of Morrissey's head, and a real or mock Linda McCartney corpse for this song. Why [someone] would post it on [a fairly famous Morrissey message board] is beyond me...but it is David's site to do as he wishes.
I also don't understand the use of Morrissey's head for the one picture per song deal regarding The Smiths.
One day, Morrissey will die too, and I certainly would not want to see a mock tribute to him, with him lying in a coffin...and Sade performing a song.
I'm trying to be as nice as I possibly can, but this seems a bit sick. Do you have some fixation with decapitation?
Of course, you are entitled to express yourself. And copyright laws, give you the right to do such parodies. And no, I don't have to watch.
I just think this Morrissey thing with a dead Linda McCartney is in poor taste.
And if you are trying to get others to think, well, I don't believe there is anything deep & meaningful going on with this parody.
If you are trying to make a point about vegetarianism or animal rights or your love for Mozzer, isn't there a more appropriate way to do so?
Sincerely,
[sender]
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obviously I`ve had to edit this a little to remove names, etc.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:05,
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I'm not a fan of anything Paul McCartney has done since the Beatles broke up. I am incredibly fond of The Smiths/Morrissey. Actually, I am a bit obsessed and have been so since Viva Hate.
I don't understand the use of Morrissey's head, and a real or mock Linda McCartney corpse for this song. Why [someone] would post it on [a fairly famous Morrissey message board] is beyond me...but it is David's site to do as he wishes.
I also don't understand the use of Morrissey's head for the one picture per song deal regarding The Smiths.
One day, Morrissey will die too, and I certainly would not want to see a mock tribute to him, with him lying in a coffin...and Sade performing a song.
I'm trying to be as nice as I possibly can, but this seems a bit sick. Do you have some fixation with decapitation?
Of course, you are entitled to express yourself. And copyright laws, give you the right to do such parodies. And no, I don't have to watch.
I just think this Morrissey thing with a dead Linda McCartney is in poor taste.
And if you are trying to get others to think, well, I don't believe there is anything deep & meaningful going on with this parody.
If you are trying to make a point about vegetarianism or animal rights or your love for Mozzer, isn't there a more appropriate way to do so?
Sincerely,
[sender]
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obviously I`ve had to edit this a little to remove names, etc.
"Real or mock"?
It's hardly likely to be real.
"I also don't understand the use of Morrissey's head for the one picture per song deal regarding The Smiths."
Wha?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:10,
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"I also don't understand the use of Morrissey's head for the one picture per song deal regarding The Smiths."
Wha?
heheeh
I nearly pissed myself!
"Do you have some fixation with decapitation?"
my reply finished:
"p.s. I would really prefer never to see Sade performing anything ever again"
:-D
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:11,
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"Do you have some fixation with decapitation?"
my reply finished:
"p.s. I would really prefer never to see Sade performing anything ever again"
:-D
ooooh
now THERE is an idea! I don`t think I can sing that high... not since I started smoking anyway
"he`s a
deaaaadddddd
op-er-ator...."
edit: I should state that I can`t sing anyway :-)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:17,
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"he`s a
deaaaadddddd
op-er-ator...."
edit: I should state that I can`t sing anyway :-)
I'm surprised
that the sender could see what they were writing, with their head up their arse.
I though the tribute was cool.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:11,
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I though the tribute was cool.
This figures are probably only relevant to blacks who hjave been caught.
Naturally american cops are more paranoid about blacks (most of them being white) so they watch them more closely, thus beingmore likely to catch them if they do step out of line. oh yeah and Nazis blow goats.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:12,
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too true.
i would be most interested to know exactly how many people american cops shoot/beat to death in a year.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:41,
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playing nazis for laughs
Woo Sir,
"Nothing like a darkened skin tone to raise awareness by the authorities" - Irvine Welsh, before he sold out.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 11:51,
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"Nothing like a darkened skin tone to raise awareness by the authorities" - Irvine Welsh, before he sold out.
Board slow. Must post.
Here's a piece from my latest project. I'm bored.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:01,
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woo! you coming today for a beer or more?
TJ: is there a way in PSP to resize a load of images at the same time? I'm fookin' bored doing them one by one...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:03,
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dunno mate
I use the GIMP. But for said problem I'd probably use a shell script in conjunction with cjpeg or djpeg or something or other to do that. But what do I know, I'm drunk as a skunk.
P.S. when/where is beer? I like beer. I have to work tonight though. Bugger. Last night of working behind a bar. I start working down in london next week near hyde park corner. Bollocks to the commute from Cambridge though.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:07,
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P.S. when/where is beer? I like beer. I have to work tonight though. Bugger. Last night of working behind a bar. I start working down in london next week near hyde park corner. Bollocks to the commute from Cambridge though.
there used to be
some kind of "batch" option in the File menu, but the last time I used PSP, it was version 3 or 4 :-)
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:18,
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yeah
but that just coverts the format :(
anyways, only 10 to go now :)
you still coming this arvo?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:20,
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anyways, only 10 to go now :)
you still coming this arvo?
i bought some ace ones
on thursday, but don't have any plain t-shirts :(
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:24,
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cheapo
Primark (pronounced "Preeee-mark" - I don`t get you English types with your "Pry-mark"!) t-shirts are your friend!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 10:27,
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Yay
for Fluffy and Furtive!
Right I'm off to do the washing up at last - tis a big pile - see you lot later.
Oh and can anyone tell me if the Oh Bar in Camden has a dress code?
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:37,
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Right I'm off to do the washing up at last - tis a big pile - see you lot later.
Oh and can anyone tell me if the Oh Bar in Camden has a dress code?
I don't think it does
considering the state we were all in when we last went there
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:40,
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Yay
I shall be showing off my fantastic pins tonight then!
Far too hot for jeans this weekend.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:43,
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Far too hot for jeans this weekend.
Woo
I would like to see that.
you might want to phone them first just to be sure
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:44,
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you might want to phone them first just to be sure
Probably
not a bad idea that.
You coming along then?
Edit: Have a preview.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:46,
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You coming along then?
Edit: Have a preview.
I can't make it
so please ensure you drink twice as much on my behalf. Have a great time x
Edit: *wolf whistles*
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:48,
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Edit: *wolf whistles*
However,
that is not such a good idea - I don't fancy passing out somewhere and being Supermoored ahead of the Flugtag tomorrow...
Edit: Why you no come?
Edit2: Wahey!
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:50,
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Edit: Why you no come?
Edit2: Wahey!
It's a long story.
Have a great time though
I'm off now to do the washing too
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:54,
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I'm off now to do the washing too
.
I've had a pint of cider already and a swear I thought that said "Right I'm off to do the wanking up at last". I need help.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:41,
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I
Don't have a clue where that Bar is. The only place I ever go to in camden is the Devonshire Arms or the Electric Ballroom. Okay, maybe the Worlds End or the Underground or the Barfly or...
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:47,
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I like that a lot
off to work in a sec.
Have a woo day one and all.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:48,
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Have a woo day one and all.
Threadjacking my own thread (as it were)
Is it sad to be drunk before 10am, run out of tobacco,
be too lazy to go to the shops to get more, find a two
week old packet of tobbaco that has some remains in it
and enjoy smoking it?
Enquiring minds want to know.
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Sat 2 Aug 2003, 9:51,
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be too lazy to go to the shops to get more, find a two
week old packet of tobbaco that has some remains in it
and enjoy smoking it?
Enquiring minds want to know.
GO AND WASH UP!
I'm sorting through my photos, should be online soon :) but somehow, no tashes??? how did that happen?
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