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# Pucker up! (NSFW)
Click only.
admin.mghost.net/~djgame/b3ta/puckerup.jpg
Not safe for work! Not safe for work! Not safe for work! Not safe for work! Not safe for work! Not safe for work! Not safe for work! Not safe for work! Not safe for work! Not safe for work!
(dj_game, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:03, archived)
# ummm
eww?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:04, archived)
# Why oh why
did I click it?

So hard to resist the click heres
(Texas Belle, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:05, archived)
# ARGH! KILL IT!
Oh, and evening everyone
(Agdymahoozle, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
# It's the alien from
Predator!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:55, archived)
# Snapping Berry
(Texas Belle, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:01, archived)
# EEK!
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:02, archived)
# blah
mornin all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:57, archived)
# mornin
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:58, archived)
# mornin
lalalalal
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:00, archived)
# p.s
i've foudn the coolest extension for mozilla.

it saves the tabs you were last browsing and allows you to undo close tab :D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:03, archived)
# handy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:18, archived)
# board's a bit slow...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:21, archived)
# that's
because no-one with half a brain would be about at this time.

anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:22, archived)
# well...
i suppose it's not as late here as it is elsewhere... it's only 1:25am here
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:25, archived)
# Actually,
I live in +0800 GMT, so it's 10:28 here
Ha.
(Agdymahoozle, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:29, archived)
# west coast?
California?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Serious Pain Relief.


Thanks to Robin Williams for inspiration on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:52, archived)
# My physician says
I should pay my bill before I use it.
(Indole Ring, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:59, archived)
# ahh the beauty of canadian health care...
no bill!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:00, archived)
# You
Canadian too?
(dj_game, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:08, archived)
# yes, i am...
Ontario here. i notice you're from NB... my gf lives there
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:08, archived)
# My
condolences..............lol

j/k
(dj_game, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:13, archived)
# hahah
she hates it there and wants to move out here as soon as she is done school
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:14, archived)
# yeah,
can't says I blame her. It's tough living at the arse-end of the country.
(dj_game, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:16, archived)
# yeah...
but at least it looks nice...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 6:16, archived)
# I'm down here in London
(Ontario)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 7:51, archived)
# LMAO

Will this help me sleep?

(bluecorvet, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# it just might...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Well done
But, do you really need that many bullets?
(I helped save b3ta! Esch, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 19:55, archived)
# AAAARRGGH!
Hello international and insomniac b3tans! At 5.15am my twin brother and his wife turned up at my front door. I let them in and they promtly went to sleep in my bedroom. This isn't fun. I can't sleep with two other people snoring in the same room.

And it is Sunday, for God's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:48, archived)
# Sunday?!
Fuck! When did that happen?!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:53, archived)
# Bad Nanners

(Texas Belle, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:34, archived)
# Fruits of evil!
(Indole Ring, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:41, archived)
# I'm
really not to sure what to say about that
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:42, archived)
# made something new again
hey all, since everyone was such a great sport eariler, and being that I'm just such a great guy i went and made this
www.sanfords.net/cultofgod/
now dont worry about reposting guys, its a diffrent page, with no origanal content at all
who knows? i may be the next nohands
(Mynd, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:56, archived)
# ahh
you made an old wasted dude chortle. cheers
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Catch Gran


CATCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:19, archived)
# I keep waiting
for her nose to bleed.
(dj_game, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:20, archived)
# I was waiting for the
big red foot to explode.
(Texas Belle, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:21, archived)
# I've been waiting for the big red foot to explode
for, like, 15 years. It's not gonna happen. Just get on living.
(Cheril, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:26, archived)
# I showed this to my daughter and she said
"I don't get it."

So, um, uh, what?
(Cheril, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:43, archived)
# you expose your children to b3ta!?!?!
are you crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:44, archived)
# EXPOSE THEM
EXPOSE THEM HARD!!!



/sorry


Yarrr for "Dread Pirate Chaos time"!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:50, archived)
# yarr me heartie!!
sait ye sails to full and brave the briney deep in search for lost hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:53, archived)
# So how you doing
on PirateWars then?


I presume you're playing?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:54, archived)
# I just got a pie in the face
from my daughter
blueberry
then pumpkin
then whipped cream
(that was a gimme)
and we are laughing our heads off
(Cheril, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:07, archived)
# You're not friends with
Dawn are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:09, archived)
# i'm claiming this thread as a "Say goodnight" thread
i'm tired from working on finding pictures for a quiz i'm working on. i searched 75% of the internet and am still missing 3/10 pictures. 100% FACT

goodnight, everyone. sleep time now
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:15, archived)
# What do you want
pictures of?

I have TONS of clipart and photo CDs.
(Texas Belle, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:18, archived)
# Threadjack
This explains a lot:

Bad feng shui 'sucks politicians' brains dry'

If German politicians lack ideas on reforming the country's struggling health care and pensions systems, they can now blame an adverse flow of energy in their workplace.

The German Parliament's glass dome, a Berlin landmark, makes for bad feng shui, according to an expert in the Chinese art of positioning objects, buildings and furniture.

"The energy is downright sucked out of MPs' heads by the glass dome," feng shui adviser Wilhelm Wuschko told the mass-circulation Bild newspaper.

To keep the energy inside, the dome should be coated with a protective foil, he said.

The paper said the office of Parliament president Wolfgang Thierse would not comment on the suggestion.
(Indole Ring, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:34, archived)
# Threadjackjack


Quiet round here innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:54, archived)
# Yes
(Indole Ring, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 5:40, archived)
# I think they are communicating
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:07, archived)
# A mexican wave
nice.

'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:13, archived)
# What is a Mexican wave?

/lame
(Cheril, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:16, archived)
# Its when
several mexicans take over a small business.
(MegWhitesHugeHead, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:38, archived)
# I think it's when
the audience of a sports event all wave their hands in the air, in sequence.


Just imagine thousands of Nohands kittens waving from side to side ...
(Indole Ring, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:39, archived)
# I see
you've never had your family business ruined by a bunch of power mad mexicans then? They don't take no for an answer!!!
(MegWhitesHugeHead, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:42, archived)
# We have tight border security
here in Australia. When those Mexicans walk all the way across the Pacific, we just turn 'em round and make 'em walk back again.
(Indole Ring, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:50, archived)
# doo dee
doo doo doooooooooooooooooooo.
(MegWhitesHugeHead, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:39, archived)
# All the fun of the fair
I'm so proud I won a toy tiger on the cheapo darts game at the fair, I made this tragic affair:


(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Just a big pussy cat
woo, He gets a sticky end.

ohh-er.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:09, archived)
# He shoulda...
...asked for the lady, obviously.
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:41, archived)
# Well, THIS took far longer than it rightly should have...
and now i'm tired.

Night, all!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:01, archived)
# joke:
englishman, irishman and an american on top of the empire states building
theyve all been drinking and are pretty drunk
the american goes to the other two "did you know, when youve had a few, you can jump off this building, fly round it, and land right back in the same spot?" the irishman goes "bollocks can you. waddya think i am, stupid or something?"
so he goes "watch, ill show you"
he then climbs on the barrier, jumps off, flies round the building, and lands in exactly the same spot
the irishman goes "fucking hell! Ill have to try that!"
climbs on the barrier, jumps off and plummets to his death
the englishman looks over the edge at the 8 foot wide pizza on the floor, then turns to the american and says:
"fuck me superman, youre a bastard when your pissed..."
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:44, archived)
# hehehehe
silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:45, archived)
# hehehe
and on that top note, g'night everybody :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:49, archived)
# yay!
even better all in one Paragraph!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:55, archived)
# thx Tom
I've needed a new joke for a while now

you heading to Chicago any time soon? sorry if I've missed this topic and you must rehash, but one must know...
(Cheril, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:01, archived)
# new?
that's at *least* 20 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:22, archived)
# Well I'm
*at least* 20 years old also, so...


agh, so pitiful
(Cheril, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:24, archived)
# You forgot the part...
...where he explains it'll be safe because of the strong updraught.

You silly.
(Larry_Mudd, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:04, archived)
# Tom - you still up?

I've got a funny story for you about Dickybird.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:22, archived)
# The graphics look better already
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# Why not.
It's the only thing Gates doesn't have a monopoly on yet.
(dj_game, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# what doesn't have a who on where?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:52, archived)
# lol
hehehe
(dj_game, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
<breathe>


hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:23, archived)
# Do you shake it when it crashes
?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:40, archived)
# A shake equals
a format!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:42, archived)
# i'm formatting as i write this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:00, archived)
# heheheheh
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:01, archived)
# I got bored



Flash version - smaller filesize, prettier. admin.mghost.net/~djgame/b3ta/tunnel.htm

More madness: admin.mghost.net/~djgame/b3ta/
(dj_game, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# That's strangely
hypnotic.


Much WOOness!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# I wish that was a real game!
Playing with all those crazy dials looks fun!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:38, archived)
# woo!
lovely graphics!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# I love that
but im not really sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:47, archived)
# and on this note
I bid you a


wave
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# g
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# '
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# n
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# i
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# g
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# h
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# t
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# *sniff*
I just love this place.

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)
# *
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:34, archived)
# S
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# n
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# i
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# f
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# f
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# *
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# waves
g'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# nighty
night, zzzz
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# there was a terrible mix up at the protest...


quick and crap...
...and probably GC...

...but i had to get it out of my head, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# Haha.
I don't normally laugh at sign-posts, but I failed miserably this time.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Ha ha
me likey.
(Texas Belle, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# you got the lingo
girl
(Cheril, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:02, archived)
# Yay!
Best sign post ever!
(Indole Ring, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# aww
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# Well ladies, and gents


Some pics from the Camden bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
# ummm
summat aint right here - linky not worky :o(
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:56, archived)
# I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:56, archived)
# fuck
sorry!

sidebottom is my machine on the network - giz a sec - oops!!

edit: should be ok now

*slaps drunken forehead - but not too hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:57, archived)
# At least....
... you didn't post your FTP password...

/idiocy
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:58, archived)
# pah
who needs FTP when the web server is within kicking distance? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:07, archived)
# sidebottom ?
name it yourself ? or network adminy person having fun thinking up names ?

Currently, mine is Godzilla, and previously (under the simpsons theme that lasted about 6 months) I had millhouse and grandad :O)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# named it
after Frank Sidebottom :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# aha
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# I saw Frank Sidebottom live once.

*100% of FACT*


He was actually really good. Along with little Frank of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:34, archived)
# if i had my way
all my computers would be called marchant

currently, it's just this one. a few of the others are called brak, ursula, granddad (8086) and sparc (because if you've got a sparc you want to fucking well show off about it (dunt work though))
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# I tried knicking some old sparcs
out of the skip at the back of the uni when I was there (the stuff they threw out - would have had a rack-mount cabinet with glass dor and everything if it'd been just a wee bit lighter and tube-able). Some git got there before me :o(
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:08, archived)
# you`re
obviously not so pan-dimensional that you can travel through time then
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# aha! yes of course
I hadn't thought of using my pan-dimensional warping abilities to go back and pre-empt the bugger !

back soon

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# darnit!
or, in the words of my gf, arsebiscuits. Apparently this is the old one of all the infinite alternate dimensions where the uni IT dept is stupid enough to throw out useable kit. Just have to make do with what I've got I suppose :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Hah!
My local uni does the same thing! But my mum's a librarian, so I get a nice heads up. I always get their first :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# edinburgh used to send a mail round
i know a few people who got some quality shit. mine came from a lovely b3tan though!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I know a few places that auction off old computers too.
I have no real need for them - I just use them to make me feel powerful.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# i don't like powerful computers
just weird ones
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# My two are hansel and gretel.
I lack imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Sorted....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# coola
boola!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# aaaaaaargh!
its so goatse esque! *sob* *curls up in fetal position*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:57, archived)
# it was only recently i realised there's two main pics on goatse
the second one's not so intense, but only by a small margin
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:02, archived)
# you've looked that closely !?!
I admit it, you are a braver man than I
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:10, archived)
# it was after smirny advised me that goatse (wo)man was a hermaphrodite
well, i had to make sure he was telling the truth. then i saw the link to "the giver"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# he was saying something about that
tonight - THE GIVER???????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:13, archived)
# thanks
for that, curiosity got the better of me and now I feel all icky. "the giver" must get a bit lightheaded when he gets excited considering the bloodloss...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:21, archived)
# did you see the whole gallery?
Gruesome...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:13, archived)
# no, i stopped there, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# Hah!
I've viewed the whole gallery!

..does that make me bumgay?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# no
it merely implies that you are probably now severely mentally scarred and need immediate psychological treatment ;o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Pah!
Nothing new there then :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# oh and this is a good warning image..
www.goatse.cx/contrib/warning.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# MUST
resist clicking on that link.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 4:31, archived)
# The full set.....
... is very disturbing *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:16, archived)
# cool piccies
seems a good time was had by all :o)

you take a digicam with you to take those ?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# I took
my bird`s Olympus C-220 - a really nice digital camera I think
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:11, archived)
# anyway ladies
I`m off to bed now with my patented hangover prevention mechanism....


... sleep, and if you wake up hungover, go back to sleep

nighty night!

goatse goatse goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:16, archived)
# 'night.......
.... I'm off too.... 'night all......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# I've taught them well



bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# whooaha ha ha ha!
I like that loads, It's a fp for sure!

Houpla!!

Edit: only just seen the "laying the boot in" at the end. Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Not too sure about that.
The donkey's usually a heavy sleeper during the happy shift.


...oh, and thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# Yeah but
He's got a time machine and goes back thru the spazz don't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:41, archived)
# or is (s)he just omnipotent
with an 8 hour time delay (GMT)?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:42, archived)
# that's
simply fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# Thank you very much.

Not that I condone violence against clowns you understand*





*lie
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:43, archived)
# especially
ones that look oddly familiar.. kinda like Harold Shipman in a clown costume.

ohhh.. i think i've placed him - he looks like the grumpy clown from Johnny Vaughan's "Clowns across the Pennines" bit.
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Haha.
I'm sure he is grumpy (now), but I have it on very good authority that this clown is from New Zealand.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:48, archived)
# aha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# absolutely
good.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# only just managed
to hold off the fear long enough to get to the (highly theraputic) thumping :o)

Now that I know they can be beaten, I will be less scared of em :o)

Much wooness to you, sir
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# Heh.

Don't kid yourself either. Clowns can't be beaten with a simple kids chair. He'll be back, mark my words...

<cue evil sound effects>
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)
# Aaaargh!!!
the relapse! the relapse! waaaghh .... gurgle .. argh! they're coming! ... gurgle .. flop



<drags self back up onto chair>

they gone yet ?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:54, archived)
# Nope - they're still there.



They're ALLWAYS THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 3:00, archived)
# Righty, I'm off to ma bed...
goodnight everybody!!
I didn't want to 'threadwaste' (if that term still exists), so I threw together a pic that I don't even understand.

GOOOOOOOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! A Pregnant Dog, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:37, archived)
# Heehe
Go on and shine, ya little beggar, shine like a star.

Goodnight :)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# a million gooses.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# NOOOOOO
I was aswad, and so's my wife!

woo to that whatever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 3 Aug 2003, 2:42, archived)

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