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"Three blades, fewer strokes, less irritation..."

What a load of shite! Feels like I've just run a cheesegrater over my face. >:(
Anyway, now that I'm suitably mutilated, I'm off to see my lady.
G'nite!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:19, archived)

No no no

You've misread it. It's "Three blodes, fewer strokes less irritation"...Monster munch, monster munch, not very hairy...

(The Unknown Anorak, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:27, archived)

YAY it Rambo – GayDogs new friend

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:14, archived)

That is one groovy

scarf.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:16, archived)

A Very

realistic impression of flight? Or is he in a wind tunnel/wind hallway?

(Mary_Poppins, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:24, archived)

Cute Generic Blonde Gets a Wig!!!!

(Sheng-ji, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:10, archived)

here's Rambo

do something funny with my fat dog, Rambo

(wowbagger42, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:06, archived)

October 1876 : The giant squirrel hits the town

(christophaloph, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:00, archived)

What server are you using ?

Takes ages for your pics to download !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:05, archived)

he looks like he’s gambling

I dig out his missus for him

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:07, archived)

I'm on easyspace. Purely because it's one I already have. Is there something free that's faster and doesn't put 'hosted by geocities' or whatnot on the pics?

(christophaloph, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:09, archived)

I know its a repost but it seem to fit the moment

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breel, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:16, archived)

Dunno mate

I always use blueyonder cos that's what broadband provider I use.

Others seem to recommend this "20m.com"

Give it a whirl

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 18:49, archived)

I just

love these moments in giant squirrel history.

It really inspires you.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:06, archived)

I've got plenty more to come

just you wait.

(christophaloph, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:07, archived)

I'm off home

shortly so please post them after 10am tommorow, as i dont want to miss these milestones in rodent history.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:11, archived)

well to be honest

I haven't made any other ones yet...but you might've missed the first one round about here

(christophaloph, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:14, archived)

Thats cruel

I'm glad to see we've evolved since then

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:16, archived)

I don't know why I bother...

they always seem like a good idea in my head, but never come out right:

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:50, archived)

Nope,

seems like a good idea in reality to me too!

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:51, archived)

Thanks...

I'll take that as a compliment!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:52, archived)

Looks top to me...

(The Unknown Anorak, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:56, archived)

Hang on I'll just

have a smoke and see if
it looks better!!

yes...i like it!

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:02, archived)

i'm obviously too hard on myself...

Thank you all!

*takes a bow*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:04, archived)

IT WAS CRAP REALLY

I just wanted to post my marley woo yay again!(edit.only joking)

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:09, archived)

i wasn't fooled for a second!

i do like the smoking woo yay, though...

(edit: you're too kind, really)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:10, archived)

WHY

Thankyou my man.

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:12, archived)

Hooray for punching Connie!

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:22, archived)

when it's time to party

we will hummus hard

(lsd4all, Wed 8 May 2002, 18:01, archived)

wouldn't it be cruel if that man thats walking around the world died a couple of miles before the finish

..just looked down and seen 'you-know-who' has been mentioned again, will this curse never be lifted

(minoltion, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:49, archived)

politics had to destroy its self sooner or later

(Broon, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:45, archived)

Classic

simple as that

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:47, archived)

mouse wheel cleaning

(wowbagger42, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:35, archived)

Altogether now...

Mouse wheel mouse wheel
not very dirty ect....

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:38, archived)

haha

never thought of that

(wowbagger42, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:40, archived)

Excellant

I actually got a obvious post in before anyone else.

I need to watch Blode again now. - never a bad thing

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:43, archived)

the world cups.....

new window clicky

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:31, archived)

Oooooooh,

You would.

(Fu5i0n, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:27, archived)

you would, would you?

you would photoshop a kitten's head on to hers?
well, get on with it then, i look forward to seeing the results.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:29, archived)

you musn't it's not muntycinting right and i won't have it
/sulks

(Fu5i0n, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:34, archived)

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bazman, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:37, archived)

thank god for that

more intelligent looking pussy.

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:40, archived)

Dammit

yet again beaten at the post by a obvious wit post. Bugger

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:42, archived)

you know me and pussies...

etc etc etc... MIKE where are you?

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:43, archived)

true

I think I need to drink more at work then I would be quicker and funnier and dead sexy as well

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:46, archived)

a marked

improvement

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:40, archived)

Yes Please

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:42, archived)

As long as this isn't Female or Shemale? Pt.3

Yup indeedy. Sideways.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:30, archived)

damn

she is lovely. even if she turns out to have a weiner, i don't care. i want her.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:32, archived)

who's

that?!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:33, archived)

thank god someone else didn't know either

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:39, archived)

It's of course

Holly Valance, latest 'pop star' to be created by 'producers' who can see nothing put pound signs.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:48, archived)

she wouldn't

even have to beg me

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:34, archived)

just to put you all off,

she used to be in Neighbours.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:35, archived)

the lovely 'flic'

or so I'm told

/coat

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:36, archived)

I knew too,

don't worry.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:41, archived)

wow, another generic blonde.

oh.happy.day.
is that really good then?

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:39, archived)

Never dis generic blondes

Apparantly they have nice tits

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:40, archived)

and they pray for world peace and

would like to work with children and animals and teach the world to sing.

handy that.

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:44, archived)

Strange that

Must be a "sickly speech" gene in their make-up.........see what I did there ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:49, archived)

If theres

that many pretty blondes going about can i have one?

Please.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:49, archived)

As i was trying to say....

I'll do you an ugly blonde and a kebab.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:53, archived)

Go for it

Would be interesting to see !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:54, archived)

I'll take you up on that

offer.

I'm desperate and have no morals

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:57, archived)

Or you could drink loads,

which will have the same effect, at least until the next morning.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:58, archived)

I'ver tried that

I you could see some of the pit fiends i've had you would feel very sorry for me, and just get me the kebab and blonde.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:02, archived)

just have the kebab,

at least then there's no chance of disappointment.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:05, archived)

Thanks for the

advice.

You should have your own agony column in b3ta.

'Dr.Amarella's page of hope, for people like you who just cant pull, because your too drunk all the time'

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:10, archived)

yay for pep

i was trying to convey that above but i don't know if it worked.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:57, archived)

horaah!

it did.

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:01, archived)

but pep

has the wit that we lack.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:04, archived)

I am an automated system

it's all stored in my extensive database.

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pep, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:06, archived)

cool!

Want it!

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:07, archived)

has anybody else

looked at the cabbits here (same place as the winged cats)?
They struck fear into my hear twhen I looked at their powerful back legs...
ohh... made me shiver!

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pete, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:26, archived)

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santexo, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:18, archived)

So....

the aol bird, what's the deal?

Shame about the hair, nice fish nets though.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:16, archived)

About 13 quid a month...

...Unlimited access?

Beats the shit out of Phnom Penh!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:24, archived)

La la land

She's been on the back of Jamie Olivers bike.. I swear it..

I wanna see www.b3ta.com on her dress!!

(G-Funk, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:27, archived)

Blimey!

That's a great deal. Does she do washing and ironing too?

Maybe she's one of those dolls off realdolls.com. That would explain a lot; the wig for a start.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:34, archived)

heh!

I turned my speakers on and the music from that sniper game is still running. even though I closed that window hours ago.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:14, archived)

Heil Hamburger!

(greencolander, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:13, archived)

egg sell ent!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:15, archived)

I like it..

in a nonlinear online rpg kinda way

(Fu5i0n, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:19, archived)

Anyone know where

I can get still images of the wee Japanese monster-toy-thing?

(Blue™, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:13, archived)

no one talking to me now, 'cos I was a bit pooey, before?

I said I was sowwy. :o(

(Blue™, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:32, archived)

Eh? Ner,

I just don't know where to get domo-kun pictures from.....

<edit>plus you said ta before, thus absolving you of any pooeyness</edit>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:50, archived)

Oh!

++phew!++

Well, thanks. The name's the only clue I need.

{sniffs air}

Aha! I think I smell a lead...

(Blue™, Wed 8 May 2002, 17:05, archived)

Is it too late?

(doctor chief, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:10, archived)

On the Radio 2 news

it has just said
"A baby who dissapeared with a stolen caravan has been found"

What I want to know is how are they going to punish the baby for this criminal act.

i'll bet the baby dosnt get so much as a caution

Its one rule for babys and another for the rest of us.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:04, archived)

I have always found

it usefull to Punish my son by placing a large
Amount of nettles in his nappy

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:07, archived)

The wife

is completely unaware of this
And just thinks he has a bad case of nappy rash

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:08, archived)

I like the

way you think.

Children should be seen and only heard if they're screaming

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:09, archived)

The best thing

to do when they get to loud is turn down the volume on
the baby comm and that way you
can watch TV in peace

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:11, archived)

Not having kids

I treat them all with contempt, and simply lock them away and tell them the monsters will get them if they get lippy.

I have 100% sucess with this

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:15, archived)

I should add

i do actually put monsters in the cupboard.

I do a lot of questionable things, but I wont lie to children

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:19, archived)

Thanks to my precognitive powers...

I went to the toilet just before reading that, and save £££'s on the washing bill.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:22, archived)

If you wanted a real toilet fright

you should have seen weirdlittlebiscuits pics of pubes on the seat at his work.

Blurrgh

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:30, archived)

Whoa

You should write a book on how to care for babies you could rake it in.

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:17, archived)

on RI:SE

when bloke was reading the story, said number to ring and 'it has a blue stripe on it' in a nice sarcastic way

also the rise ticker read "Israeli peace hopes blown apart" :/

(minoltion, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:41, archived)

I had an idea.....

A McDonalds V's Campbell's food related reinactment of the Massacre of Glencoe...

Then I had a butchers at the daily reckless site, and I was beat to it.....

Ronald should have been asleep tho - ah! the clown (i love a bad pun)

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Sam, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:01, archived)

Dèja

Vu?

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:02, archived)

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