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Episode 1 - The burger menace

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:56, archived)

Now that is class!!!!!

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:59, archived)

Thank you

Mr LBL

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:38, archived)

Woo and Yay

2 posts on the front page

Muhahahaahaahaahahahahaha

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:50, archived)

May 1875 : The domestication of the giant squirrel

(christophaloph, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:56, archived)

Favour

anyone got some php space I could use so I can add highscores to my flash games? Please pretty please. I'll dedicate the badger game to you if you can help. email me:
[email protected]

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weebl Mashed farts, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:51, archived)

He's back!

www.andrew-washington.com apears to be back online :)

(MyName, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:43, archived)

We know. We all know.

If we ignore it it might go away again.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

BURN IN HELL

You Internet-none-celebrity promoting Cuntminting Fucktrumpeting bastard!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

yep

it password protected too.
i was trying for ages(5 mins) last night to crack into it

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

guess hes took that off now

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:50, archived)

Noooooooo!

STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT!

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helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

don't

even
go
there
again.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:47, archived)

Please.

Please make it stop.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:47, archived)

password.. no

I can view it all ok...

It's not password protected

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:48, archived)

as lumpbucket said yesterday

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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bazman, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:48, archived)

yig

whats that comming from his nose - www.andrew-washington.com/images/pictures/me/age9.jpg

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:48, archived)

I just emailed him

and told him he was a "Kuntry Musician"
then i put this....
"and Your Website is awful and it should fuck off and die in an explosion of 0's and 1's
U are sadder than most people on the Web (myself included) and should stop wasting bandwidth"

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ramirez brr..., Wed 8 May 2002, 15:49, archived)

DON'T SPEAK TO HIM...

pleaaaaaaaaaase...
it will all start again...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:50, archived)

yes

please just leave him be.
im still sick of that guy from the last time

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:52, archived)

Its ok - i covered our backs, no links to B3ta

he can't enter our world, the cuntymint

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ramirez brr..., Wed 8 May 2002, 15:55, archived)

A few points:

1) HE'll assume it was us;
2) If he reads your post above, he will KNOW it was us!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:58, archived)

apart from the fact

he reads b3ta and therefore will see all these posts.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:59, archived)

it was even him

who told us about re-uploading his website

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:01, archived)

No it wasn't

It was MEEEEEEEE

SORRY, no-one explained it to me, they all refused to talk about it, so I went, Now I've unleased this evil again, its consuming me........... Help Me

(Sheng-ji, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:46, archived)

see my apologies below

so sorry

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ramirez brr..., Wed 8 May 2002, 16:01, archived)

Bugger

I just scrolled half way down the bored looking for your apologie.

My I sight I really must stop masterbating

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:05, archived)

Please

Tell me you're joking. The poor bloke has a sad website it's true, but he's been quite good natured about it all. He didn't need email abuse the last time and he certainly doesn't need it now.

Visit his site if it interests you - I think most on here are bored to tears with his site, but leave the man alone.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:57, archived)

We're not allowed there any more :(

"Legal Notice: This website, including all images and information, is strictly private. So unless you have been specifically invited or are a member of my immediate family please leave now."

Pfffffffft!!!!!

(Sayonara, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:12, archived)

point taken

humble pieapologies in advance if we get stuff

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ramirez brr..., Wed 8 May 2002, 16:00, archived)

without Tina

the wobsite is nothing

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:54, archived)

as is

the website

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:55, archived)

Apparantly

Tina quite liked all the publicity she was getting and was going to get A W to do her a "Tina Speaks" page until she "left" the house

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:00, archived)

Left the house...

...to move into a crumbling tenement block with a flat full of depraved Eastern Europeans for her spot as a camgirl no doubt.

It's sad what a little bit of celebrity does to people...

(

grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:03, archived)

Or is she

under his new patio?

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:05, archived)

I suspect so

maybe we should have a midnight b3ta outing to his house and dig up his patio.

Then again I'd rather be down the pub

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:07, archived)

sold her to the Gypsies to pay for his new exhaust pipe.

(twelveways, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:08, archived)

wasn't it

for some "magic" beans?

(Wallz, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:10, archived)

sorry to bring it up

but what the fuck happened the last time?, you guys talk about it every now and then, it is like a shameful family secret that us young uns never get to hear about.

(pingu, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:15, archived)

duh

i replied to that 2nd one and you deleted it. I guess now you'll never know.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:24, archived)

u are

such a tease ;0)

i am imagining it was somewhat like the livehelper episode but much worse

(pingu, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:37, archived)

essentially

yeah.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:45, archived)

someone found it, it was funny in a sad bloke way

Rob tried to get an interview etc. then it all got a bit nastyish and he threw a wobbler, threatned us and took the site down. - called us delinquents, heh heh

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bazman, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:29, archived)

this is the AOL advert I'd like to see...

new window clicky as it may be deemed not quite work safe

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:34, archived)

Yay!!!

I always knew she'd be a right strumpet! Huzzah I say, HUZZAH!!!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:37, archived)

What is it with that hair-style ?

One big basin....

Ta-darrrr!!!

Does her mom cut her hair ??

(G-Funk, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:52, archived)

She

looks like a Playmobile person. If you take hair off she'll be all hollow inside her head.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:54, archived)

still got the terrible helmet-haircut tho.

how odd.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:37, archived)

still got the 'i blow

goats' look about her as well.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:43, archived)

that is

one of the worst haircuts I've ever laid eyes on,.. and my hair is shockingly bad!

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:54, archived)

i just got a slap

for looking at that!

woohoo!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:39, archived)

i'm ashamed to admit

that I quite like the look of that.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

she is fit

i would.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:46, archived)

great bod

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:48, archived)

everyones thought abut it havent they

when those awful ads are on, everyones thinking about whats underneath that really strange dress.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:51, archived)

skinny.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:52, archived)

here we go...

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:52, archived)

I like

the fact she doesn't have a fat chin,...

/me hides

-David

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:55, archived)

oooooo

handbags

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:56, archived)

here he is!

(see me not rising to that bait.)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:58, archived)

I Was

ONLY joking! Chins are in this year.

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:59, archived)

fat

chin.

<ducks>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:56, archived)

BUT LOOK

carefully at her hand, it's about a foot long, looks like an alien's

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bazman, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:47, archived)

That's okay,

I need a girl with big hands.

*smirk*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:53, archived)

they make yer willy

look small though.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:54, archived)

That would require

some really big hands...

(

monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:00, archived)

er yes, for me too

honest. really big hands.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:03, archived)

'kinell

It's like a cross between the creature from Species and Joan Collins ... but with a bowl cut

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:54, archived)

thats why she's so great.

ever wanted to shag jim carrey circa dumb and dumber but not seem gay? bingo.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:56, archived)

Ummmm....

No.

(I was never confused! Mind, it has been 2 years....8o)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:01, archived)

whats been two years?

please god let this be someone sadder than me......

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:02, archived)

Probably am sadder than you.

It's a quote from "Time Gentlemen, Please", Al Murrays and Rich Herring's pub-based sitcom on Sky.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:05, archived)

ive never watched that

but ive heard good things, and richard herring was great in tmwrnj.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:21, archived)

this is a view from my office window.

think it looks more like a jail or a concentration camp?

[edit uuurgh 20m.com... maybe you'll see it some day. /edit]

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:34, archived)

Gaargh

you have a little red cross outside your window... run i say, run!
[edit] Ah, t'works now

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:36, archived)

More like the roof...

...of the enclosure at Sangatte.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:36, archived)

yes actually

its the view from my favorite sniper position ACROSS from where I work. heh heh.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:45, archived)

Now that we can see it :)

it looks like the view from the back of our offices...

Do you work in the flats that back onto my office?

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:41, archived)

was that

taken now... Very dark,,,

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:41, archived)

It looks like the back of my offices as well

I think that my office must end up in London, i've never been that far back though...

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ramirez brr..., Wed 8 May 2002, 15:42, archived)

wanna

buy a high powered rifle and scope?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:42, archived)

A jail, definitely.

Needs more searchlights and armed guards though.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:44, archived)

It appears

that the back of offices are designed to all look exactly the same.
Is this some sort of conspiracy?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:47, archived)

and this is the view from

here.

That's the east coast mainline, that is.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:51, archived)

We can

almost see you in the reflection of the window. ( or is it the east coast mainline gost?)

(lunchbreaklarry, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:54, archived)

I think someone

left a giant transparent comedy camera in the carpark.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:04, archived)

I know where you work!

Your're in one of those office buildings just beside swan house roundabout... I've walked along that walkway outside your window!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:16, archived)

How

long ago?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:29, archived)

Oi Witchy

We better watch out seems we have a stalker :)

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:30, archived)

has anyone seen this?

Sainsbury’s alternative to penguin?

100% real...sort of

(Broon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:34, archived)

I ate one of those

for my lunch.

I want one with a penguin on it as well.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:34, archived)

you weren't very

hungry then?

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:38, archived)

I knew someone would say that.

I ate it as *part* of my lunch.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:41, archived)

You would have been better off...

...eating the contents of the wrapper of a real one, rather than consuming a computer-generated image of a fictional chocolate-coated biscuit snack (/pedant)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:44, archived)

ah ha.

ah ha ha.

ah ha ha ha.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:46, archived)

Sorry 8o)

But, as I would testify in court:

"She were begging fer it, I swear!"

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:52, archived)

it was either that

or, "you ate a polar bear for lunch?"

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:49, archived)

i like polar bears

but i couldnt eat a whole one

thats why Sainsbury's have put them into hand wee bars

(Broon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:53, archived)

whats

Hand Wee?
Do sainsbury's sell it?

(twelveways, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:00, archived)

it's in everything they sell

they just don't like letting you know about it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:03, archived)

This must be why I never post very much...

Yep, a monkey eating an upsidedown banana could out photoshop me...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

hmm. lends itself well to

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:29, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:27, archived)

Jesus

Henry Christ

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

David H. Icke!

Thats scary!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:35, archived)

New version?

Posted for cooper

(

Jay, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:23, archived)

You sick fucking bastard

you'll rot in hell... etc etc.
Well done, and if we're all going to hell, I can make it next Thursday, I've got the day off...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:27, archived)

Going to see

Star Wars are we?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:33, archived)

Might be...

Who wants to know? :P

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:36, archived)

Ha ha, busted

I get the feeling a large proportion of the computery users between 25 and 35 will be sneaking off next thursday

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:51, archived)

Just

did this:

(F1Monkey, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:22, archived)

she certainly can't

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:18, archived)

I have just received

a consignment of 6 go-peds for testing.

The petrol ones can do about 25 mph. This means i dont have to walk to the Curly-Wurly shop anymore, thus saving me valuable time to eat more Curly-Wurlys.

I commend the idea to the house.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:15, archived)

Can I..

have one ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:16, archived)

Pop up tonight

and we can race them.

I bagsy the sparkly silver one though.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:17, archived)

and me...

please?

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:17, archived)

I cant give them away

willy nilly, I have to do some tests on them.

However bring some Curly-Wurlys and we can discuss it.....

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:19, archived)

Obviously unreliable...

if you need 6 to do a test, then obviously they're not up to scratch. Unless they're destructive tests. Joel is probably heading your way with a few rabbit-bombs at this moment.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:22, archived)

They are all

from different manufacturers.

I daresay the test will be destructive in the end. Especially if Weirdlittle biscuit comes up, he's a big lad, and brutal with it.

(thediscokingpin, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:26, archived)

Help...

need pictures of "fuck socks." For a good cause.

(Blue™, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:14, archived)

yer go

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:16, archived)

Erm...

can I work with them? I was hoping for a still image or two, for photoshopping.
I've never tried to use ani-gifs.

(Blue™, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:18, archived)

just use fireworks

it breaks anims into frames

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:24, archived)

Cool

can I have the £250 to buy it, and some tutoring so I can learn how to use it, too!
And then in a weeks time, once I've figured it out, I can actually get me a still image of a fuck-sock. Great.
{/sarcasm}
Thanks anyway.

(Blue™, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:29, archived)

ooh

get you. :)

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:30, archived)

Hehe

sorry. :o>

(Blue™, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:55, archived)

download the trial version from macromedia

then you can save the still image to be used in photoshop or any other program for all enternity

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:35, archived)

don't be so grumpy

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:37, archived)

aww. they all tired.

kissing'n'cuddlingsocks.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:53, archived)

that is the

post-coital fucksocks

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:10, archived)

Sorry Rosey

:o}

I was a little surprised at the negativity of my post.

Oh, the shame of it.

(Blue™, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:59, archived)

mm'kay

clicky for jpg version
clicky for psd version

Good to you, I am.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:37, archived)

Thanks Witchy

and everyone.

(Blue™, Wed 8 May 2002, 16:08, archived)

that's a bit better

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:13, archived)

instant

smugness removal.

(que, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:17, archived)

Shagged Her

Last Friday I think!!!

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:17, archived)

I'm outta here!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Freshaer, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:13, archived)

...

...missin' you already.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:16, archived)

was that frasier?

I wanted to talk to him about www.kelseygrammar.com, if he wanted to buy it for £100,000,000.

(

zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:24, archived)

probably not

cos he spells his name grammer

(fragment, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:38, archived)

Bags of fun

Thrill-seekers may be interested in following the following link. Those who are pregnant, or of a nervous disposition, should refrain.

www.plasticbag.com/environmental/history.html

(kieranw, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:10, archived)

Jeebus

I didnt realise you were being serious!!!
Thats pretty heavy stuff there!!!!!

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:16, archived)

anyone wanna go at sniping?

my score was 21 seconds...
Clicky (in a new window)

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

68 seconds.

Meh.

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:06, archived)

28 Seconds

(HoTWire, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:12, archived)

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:16, archived)

I remember that game...

I managed to keep going for a while, probably about a minute or so, but there you go...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:18, archived)

41 seconds...

100% kills in the crotch tho 8o)

(

grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:16, archived)

Oh , and thanks...

..it's people like you I rely on to remind me to clean the wheels on my mouse (Grin sits back and awaits the first anim of a mouse with high-performance car chassis bolted onto it being scrubbed down, probably by Fat Boab who picked up on the Poirot post earlier when everyone else thought it would just fade away)

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:27, archived)

died :(

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:17, archived)

35.83 secs

not baaaaad

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ramirez brr..., Wed 8 May 2002, 15:17, archived)

i had

22. Gah

(fragment, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:17, archived)

i was terrible

over a minute...twice!
got a really laggy interface for me on this heap of shit!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 8 May 2002, 15:22, archived)

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