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[challenge entry] it's not easy being green
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# FANTASTICO!
HULK SMASH!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Wonderful!
But not quite everybody loves ...


Sorry for repost, but it's been a while.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Berk's new tattoo really inspired me

so I got one too. damn peer pressure.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# *weak at knees*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Bucktoothed Geeks Rejoice
0
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I take some of that
and the bluetooth stuff!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# now
THAT is a truly geeky pic!

and very funny at that!

I can see that one getting fired off in the e-mail! ;-)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# hehe
coolness indood
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] From his hospital bed, Larry decided that next years conference location needed a lot more thought.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "Snow White", huh?


Okay, so I didn't "just put hoods on things" -- I manipulated existant hoods. But that's a big difference. It isn't? Oh...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# i think
your hoods are very nice. pleasant shading, what?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Thank you!
It's just Photoshops shader. Makes it rather easy.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
# blimey
every time I use it, my pics look like shit


OH! right... that`s cos my pics normally look ilke shit :)

I think I`ll fire up mspaint.exe instead :-)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:11, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Awesome Grand Wizard shading!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# excellent
w/y/badger!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# it looks
really nice!


I`m just not in to this competition in any way, shape or form :-\
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# *gives up*
you win.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Chapel-en-le-
FRITH!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# ?
oh wait! this too.....?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# as you know i am a staunch
supporter of your stuff, but thats wearing thin.
Unless thats the idea, in which case well done
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:12, archived)
#







bandwagon
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hey,
that's a bit like the billy and bobby cartoons on my site...

episode 1
episode 2
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:18, archived)
# um
nothing coming up for me :-\
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Phone Lines in Jerusalem



Other Jesus related tomfoolery:
Number one

www.b3ta.com/board/1823728

number two

www.b3ta.com/board/1823856
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# i love
jesus.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# and
he loves you too!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:10, archived)
# but
everyone else thinks your a cunt
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Looks like a quarry pit in Southampton
Look you can see Paul Darrow in the corner running from Serverlan!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:05, archived)
# riiiiiiiiiiiiight...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hiya Tom
belated happy birthday stuffs!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# cheers muchly dood.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# my my tom
your recent forays into MSPaint and blasphemy have been most pleasing

i salute you
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# thank you sir.
I will, no doubt burn in hell, but its a small price to pay for a moment of brief humour.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Don King of kings
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:10, archived)
# thats
class along with the others
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# WOOETH
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Mr Memory !
What are the 45 Minutes ?



bit big but only 65k - shows age
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# 'Kin ace, sir
and a t-shirt update: the print seems to have stablised after a couple of washes and is still perfectly readable.

I think I'll avoid Cafepress in the future, but I'm very, very glad I got the shirt. I got some great double takes on the tube last Wednesday when I wore it to work :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
# glad to hear it's worked out
I may be popping down the high street
to get blameplotting done on a shirt

(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:13, archived)
# you should
immediately
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Cool
you better get them to use a water-based ink for Hoon... you'll have to replace him with the new whipping boy in a couple of weeks ;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
that fucking brilliant
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:17, archived)
# that's fantastic!
you could make a bob or two selling those, as long as the rozzers don't catch you.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Lumme
very clever Mr.Thingy!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# hehe
nice :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:19, archived)
# A ticket to hell Sir?
That will be £6.66p.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Oh no
i smell a bandwagon
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# That is easily
the most evil joke I ever saw on b3ta... made me laugh though.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# works better with a Norn Irn accent
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# you want to understand this?
yeah, ok

RADIOS FOOTBALL BACKWARDS!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# After my trip to the Galapogas Islands...
I had to do something about blue-footed Boobies.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkksssssssss!!!!!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# lol
What does that mean?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# NORKS!
silly chicken!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Oh right
Glad we cleared that one up
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# N O R K S
is b3taspeak for boobies tits jugs ect ect as any fule kno
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:06, archived)
# NORKS!
=o)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:09, archived)
# where?
where????
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# yay, perhaps plusnet is fucked
and i'll get pictures of boobies all night instead!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# one can only hope
my green eyed little friend, one can only hope....
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# plusnet
have been silly of late

dial up has been most unkind to me
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:05, archived)
# *zooms in*
it's all been fine on my adsl connection!
*zooms out again*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# how i yearn
for broadband
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I'd be more than
happy to to look after them for you
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# lol
Well I'm going to bed now. Because my tyrannical father is pushing me off the comp. hahaha, I'll just wait till he's relying on me to put him in a home... then i'll get my revenge!!!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Nighty night then
and wish the bosoms a good night from me as well
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:15, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Max had had enough of Fluffy's arrogance
so he decided to do something about it.

clicky for a slightly (but not very) edited version
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:56, archived)
# garlic butter
goes well with penguin
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Penguin Cocktail
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz Lemon-Lime Mix
Sprite
1/2 oz Banana Liqueur
1 small emporer penguin

Pour the vodka, blue curacao and lemon-lime mix into an ice-filled highball glass. Fill almost with sprite, floating the banana liqueur on top.
Club the penguin. Enjoy!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Sounds like
a thursday night round here
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# hahaahahah
clumsy oaf!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:57, archived)
# he so
crasy!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] The Klan
aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the box

(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:53, archived)
# ooooh
had to think hard about that one

shame on you, Mat!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
#







hehe
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:55, archived)
# you
badbadbadbad
badbadbadbad
badbadbadbad
man ;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:57, archived)
# My
conscience is clear... it'd be their choice of words, not mine :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
# hehe
that is - as they say - 'true'
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# ohhhhh
naughty
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:56, archived)
# YoHoooooooooooooo for the Expedition
YoHoooooooooooooooo for the life of a bear!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:57, archived)
# It don't mean a thing
If it ain't got that swing
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Choked
on me beer. Y'twat. the only post in this compo that's made me laugh
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# that spectrum font
makes my spine tingle in an arousing way
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# wooo
Spectrums AND Amigas! You must be as old as me!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:56, archived)
# no idea
but i started young
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Yay
for Spectrums and Amigas!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# you`ve
gone downhill though, Mac_fan!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:01, archived)
# why i
oughta

/also a mac_user
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:04, archived)
# bring back
the zx81 with the addon 16k memory pack! ahhh the memories!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# it reminds me of the smell of my





rubber keyboard
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# smell my
sizzling power supply
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)
# the other guitarist in the band i'm in
uses a spectrum power supply to power his effects pedals

this is his only redeeming feature
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I`ll join
your band!

I can ... tune my guitar!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:02, archived)
# ok
ow! *thud*
try again
ow! ow! ow! *thud*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Chat, Camp or Catanzee?
my second attempt

(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# meoook
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# ooh, well done
though it does appear to have no mouth
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:54, archived)
# all the better to eat......
no wait.... sorry...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# The great 1970s blockbuster
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# heheheh
"Oooooooooooo-tiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiii!"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# top pic
followed by a top reply!
full marks all round
"Oooooooooooo-tiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiii!"

how do you spell what the sand people say?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:03, archived)
# i dislike this challenge
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I'm Kelly
I'm on work experience
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Guard this bin.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# yes!
*thumbs up*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:52, archived)
# up where?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:56, archived)
#
/throws self out window
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:53, archived)
# lol
.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# why?
are you a member of the klan?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Disguting
little creatures.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# This wasnt the
poster i was looking for
Move along.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Steve's vehicle objected to him wearing leather
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# I Want One!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# ha ha ha what have i done
woo
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:43, archived)
# YAY
that rules! the whole entire galaxy! how i long for a moo moo car cow
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:47, archived)
# You mean
A mootor car?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 23:51, archived)
# fabulous,
100% of
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# wonderful!
moo & yay!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Mmmm...
Animals with wheels...



clickbig


only a ickle repost
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Sammy the Melancholy Submarine isn't sad because his lunch has been stolen...


...he's unhappy because his parents died while he was of a young age, and he has no memories of them.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:41, archived)
# poor little bugger
I feel sorry for him :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# your works
make me want to love again
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:42, archived)
# ah, l´amour!
:)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:44, archived)
# j'adore mon poisson rouge
il sappelle monsieur boob
il habite dans un boule,
et il ecoute rock n roll!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:46, archived)
# eh... right.
:S
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:49, archived)
# sorry.
I dont know what got into me.


(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# stop all this
foreign speak

it makes me cry
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:51, archived)
# que?
.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Sammy should launch
some sort of torpedo at the naughty octopus.

Pic=Woo
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:59, archived)

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