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Support Fluzzy's homebirth on /talk

My third surrogate baby is due on the 14th Feb but as both of my own children and both my surrogate children were born on the 7th of the month I expect this bundle to arrive on the 7th Feb 2008.

I'm planning a homebirth so I shall have internet access and may well chat on /talk through it.

What I'd like is for you lovely people to post encouraging and/or abusive things to me during labour.

Anyone willing to do so? :)

EDIT: Despite having an account for year I've just worked out how to use twitter, I'll not be using it for anything other than labour stuff, if anyone wants to follow by web or text then it's at twitter.com/poots


Thu 24 Jan 2008, all day

/talk board

Support Fluzzy's homebirth on /talk

Going: Fluzzy, trev, cr3, TBL, Mornington Crescent, Dangermouse., MooCow_Byter, CowJam, mns, djrich - Live from Houghton Regis, Jadeviper, Cactus 1, Rubymurray, brooza, BraynDedd, WHARRGARBL, SpringySunshine, crazyjude, tfs, MONO!, St. Defenestration, G/PP, Esme Weatherwax, Blue Star, WebWench, Theoban, The Cat's Mother, Sir Pigeon Nipples, Syncubus, Druid, Mrs.Sp@m (31 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:49, Reply)
I would just like to add this:

www.b3ta.com/talk/3430700

*Sets up the webcams*
(I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 13:51, Reply)
if i am about at least it should be interesting

seeing how you manage to type in the pain of labour.


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:24, Reply)
Signing up for this feels like cheating,

as I'd probably be on /talk anyway.


(I helped save b3ta! MooCow_Byter, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:14, Reply)
What better reason is there? :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:54, Reply)
I will be there giving out lots of dilatory vibes

and crossing my fingers for a six-eight hour labour with good, productive and not-too-painful contractions :)


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 19:44, Reply)
six-eight hours eh? I've only had one that length

They have been 54 hours, 19 minutes, 6 hours and 4 minutes respectively.


(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:58, Reply)
4 minutes?

That's efficient!


(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:28, Reply)
I missed my last one being born

but as he was upside down (ouch) it's probably the only reason I'm still alive.

I'll be there to breathe in your entinox (sp?) for you.


(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:57, Reply)
ok but only if i can eat the afterbirth

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Tue 17 Jul 2007, 21:23, Reply)
Will there be pictures of clunge dilation?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:38, Reply)
Nope, not unless you google your own

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:47, Reply)
Homebirths

are the best. Good luck with it all!


(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 17:53, Reply)
That's just...odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:45, Reply)
PUSH!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 19:27, Reply)
And breathe!!

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sun 23 Sep 2007, 20:11, Reply)
oh shit its a melon

(I helped save b3ta! DaveExclamationMark speedcoredave.co.uk | massive bumhole music maeker, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:07, Reply)
IF i'm still here by then

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 6 Oct 2007, 17:17, Reply)
freak.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 22:28, Reply)
Thanks :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 21:13, Reply)
Every half hour or so

we'll just put a message on /talk saying PUSH.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 18:58, Reply)
and I shall post

"NOW, RELAX AND BREATH YOU FREAK!"
between pushing
:)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:59, Reply)
Cheers guys :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 21:13, Reply)
I'm having a tough time picturing a more beautiful, yet geeky thing.

*supports this, whole heartedly*


(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 13 Jan 2008, 5:34, Reply)
Event brought forward

see profile. :)


(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:56, Reply)

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