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Big-girl's-blouse and Boss keloid's birthday northern knees up.

Me and beekers are having a bash held at my house in Todmorden, West Yorkshire. There will be food, music, (you can bring your own booze), and me so what's stopping you.

Sign up and one lucky B3tan will end up in my newly re-furbished cellar.

I have loads of floor space for sleeping and there is a free bacon butty for the morning after.

Update: THE BELMERS ARE COMING, THE BELMERS ARE COMING, THE BELMERS ARE COMING.

Update: Not so sure if the Belmers are coming now.

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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 18:27, Reply)

i fucking love yorkshire

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Me too!

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 23:29, Reply)

There's a reasonable chance I can make this one.

It does wholly depend on what you've furnished your cellar with...

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Woo! you're my first choice to be my cellar bitch : )

*excites*

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girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 19:29, Reply)

If it wasn't for the fact that I'll be giving birth within a couple of weeks of this

I'd so be there.
*SADFACE*

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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 21:31, Reply)

If you did turn up and become BGB's cellar bitch

it will be as if hband jr. is in a cellar within a cellar.

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 23:36, Reply)

what is the nearest airport?

please

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Looks like Manchester

unless Bradford has an airport?

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 23:11, Reply)

It has a masterplan, apparently.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 5:54, Reply)

isn't there a Leeds-Bradford airport?

I was in Manchester airport when I went to see The Mars Volta a couple of years ago - phenomenal stuff! (TMV, not the airport)

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:06, Reply)

Yes, Leeds Bradford.

There's a connecting bus service to Bradford Interchange, and from there you can get direct trains to Todmorden.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Manchester or Leeds.

I'm sort of in the middle.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Aye - go on then.

And I know where you live now, so won't get lost on the way. Woo!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 22:40, Reply)

Huzzah!

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I shall come

and if anyone needs a spare pillow, my feet will do the job nicely.

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 23:37, Reply)

This is terrible...

do you not realise that England will be playing that night if they win their World Cup group?
I'm signing up, but I'm not coming unless I can watch the match.

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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Ok! I relent.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Really?

Oh yay!
Thank you :)

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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Brilliant

I had not worked that out and would have pined for the footy.

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

I'm watching tennis

around that date so will have to see how it goes. I may get arrested for molesting Nadal

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

ooh, maybe

do we all have to share the bacon butty, or is there one each?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

One each of course.

And considering I'm a vegetarian you should be thankful.

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girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:49, Reply)

ah well, make mine an egg one then.

wouldn't feel right having a vegetarian provide me meats.
right, i think i might come. i know you and i know enzyme, so how bad can it be? and it will be nice to see t'moors and other such worthy bits of nature

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:52, Reply)

Trust me when I say.....

A nicer bunch of people you'd be hard pushed to find.

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girlinthehole, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:31, Reply)

before i arrive, is it worth a daytime trip to nearby hebden bridge?

i imagine it as a kind of theme park of vegan cafes run by respectable old lesbians

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

It's ok for a wander around but not much going on.

I use to be a lesbian and I could rustle up a quorn burger if you like.

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girlinthehole, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

though i've met you, and you're anything but respectable

thanks for the advice. i'll file a visit under "i'll go if i can be arsed"

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Can I have sausage, black pud,

eggs, mushrooms, beans and tomatoes with mine? Please?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:31, Reply)

We are so there!

And a month later, we'll be there again!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Fucking pests.

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thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:02, Reply)

It's a yes so far

Just think, I'll probably lower the average age by about 5 years, haha!

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Good!

I need someone soft to land on in case I fall over.

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girlinthehole, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

yes please

if you don't mind a token southerner

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

*nominates self as a potential 2nd southerner*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Don't worry.

We're going to be inundated with southerners.

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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 19:28, Reply)

My dads family

is from Wakefield if that helps?

(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I can't imagine that ever helps.

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thealternativefact, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I reckon I could make this!

There's a fair few people I've not seen in a while too.

What are train services from Manchester like?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Depends how fast you pedal.

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thealternativefact, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:25, Reply)

They're pretty good

It's a short ride from Victoria Station.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Provisional sign up from me

shift pattern depending though.

(bill, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Ooo! get you Mr employed.

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girlinthehole, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Should have said this earlier

Shift is fine, I'll be coming off nights that morning so will have 5 days to recover too!

(bill, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Blimey it's filling up!

Did I mention it's my 30th?

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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Ooh, get you.

You'll be all old and distinguished; next thing, you'll be wearing a monocle.

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thealternativefact, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Been there, done that...

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 21 Mar 2010, 13:10, Reply)

The monocle?

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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Oh yeah!

I'm surprised you don't remember...

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 21 Mar 2010, 23:20, Reply)

Oh fuck....

How slow on the uptake was I there?

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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Good grief, Beekers.

I thought you were just being funny.
Still, if you've forgotten the incident already, I guess it won't matter if we do it again...

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thealternativefact, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Oh dear.

I'm sure that despite my best efforts I'll become the inredible sleeping man again at some point!

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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Pfft!

It will be my 45th.

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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Ha!

I'll be 22 by that point.

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Cool, I just noticed this.

We can be in the grown up 40 year old gang, and talk about legwarmers and penny farthings.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

And black and white telly.

don't forget the black and white telly.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)

My mum wouldn't let a colour telly in the house for years,

even after everyone else had got one. Apparently they were bad for the eyes?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

We didn't get one until 1983.

Along with a VCR. My immediate reaction was to go out and buy loads of old b&w Doctor Who videos.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 19:48, Reply)

That's your immediate reaction to everything.

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thealternativefact, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

This is true.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Can't be there,

but as the 26th is my birthday, I shall be with you in spirit!

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 2:14, Reply)

Can't think of a reason not to...

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jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 3 Apr 2010, 17:39, Reply)

Try harder.

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thealternativefact, Sat 22 May 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Pffft!

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 21:37, Reply)

lolz

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I want to click this

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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

If anyone's training it from Manchester,

Gaz me and we can meet up in advance, and start the piss up on the train. Its only twenty odd minutes, and costs a tenner.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:37, Reply)

twenty minutes is a short time for a piss-up

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Thankfully my place is easy to find, even in an inebraited state.

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girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Just look for the burnt out cars.

beer cans in the garden, and the windows taped up with parcel tape.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I sais START teh piss up.

Meh. I was going to go some time in the afternoon, and have a wander round. Not been to Wessie land for a while.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Can I come?

I'll behave myself, promise.

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wanderlust, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

No then.

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thealternativefact, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Oh alright then

I'll drink far too much, rub myself up against you, be quite shouty and sick in my shoes.

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wanderlust, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:30, Reply)

This will be the best night ever.

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thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I'm going to drink so much,

I'm SICK.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm going to drink so much

it will make OTHER PEOPLE sick.

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 23:16, Reply)

Can I insist

On there being no marker pens in the house please? :)

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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:41, Reply)

We will have to frisk everyone before they come in to make sure non are smuggled in.

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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Frisks.

*Inappropriately touches*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I'll hide mine in a frisk-free area.

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thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

wookies ear?

(Halfy By light alone, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:16, Reply)

Anywhere to put up a small tent nearby?

*excites* I've never been to a B3ta Bash
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Sun 25 Apr 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I'm vewwy vewwy sowwy

but I can no longer make this due to the fact that I have to play a festival for drug addicts in Weston-Super-Mud.

Balls. Hopefully see a few of you at the mini Manchester bash though :)

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 18 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Bloody drug addicts.

Coming over here and stealing my guests.

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girlinthehole, Wed 19 May 2010, 8:48, Reply)

he could bring them all with him

i'm not sure a house full of west country junkies is what you want, though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 19 May 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I can come

to this, but only for about 3 hours. Hmm... to go or not to go, what do you reckon? How close are you to the train station?

(berk, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)

gaz sent.

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girlinthehole, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Just booked the b&b

Diabetes be damned!

We're COMING!!!

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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Woooooooooooooooooo!

and possibly Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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girlinthehole, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

So, who is coming from Manchester?

Are we going to meet for pre-bash drinks, or what?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

i am

~~assuming i get paid before the end of the week. if not, i can't make it~~
edit: i have been, so it's fine. i'm coming

think bearpookie & enzyme are, aren't they? what were you planning?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Just a few pre-train drinks really

I'll GAZ them both, see what they fancy

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

repeat sausagefest in the waterhouse...

with bottles of rosé

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:17, Reply)

That was a good laugh!

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Sadly, I won't be making this one.

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:24, Reply)

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