The Hood-Butter's Music Bash This Saturday

Address for the bash
7 Millfield Place
Wilburton
Ely
Cambridgeshire
CB6 3SA

Call 07768 000 265 if you get lost or need picking up.



JUST 1 DAY some hours TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
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The Captain and Lady Hood-Butter welcome will tolerate all most b3tans to a unique music bash on 30th September 2006 from 3pm in the afternoon at our home and recording studios near between Cambridge & Ely, just orf the A10. (Near Soham)

All musicians welcome and non-musicians too. There will be something for everyone. The idea is that, apart from a jolly good bash with all teh boozes and lots of curry and other foods, we will write, perform, 'record and produce a b3ta song where everyone who comes will be credited. This will not be a half arsed affair, oh no. A fully produced single will be made and everyone will get a copy on CD to take home to use as a coaster. Graphic designers can use the editing suite to produce the sleeve design and the CD will have a fixed on-body print too. We have 5 on-line machines and a good quality video camera, so you could get involved in that way, keeping the rest of b3ta amused with updates throughout the day.
There will be a part for everyone to play, and everyone will get a credit. The song should contain all the usual references to b3ta and contain lots of sweary goodness but we will be attempting to make it a good quality production at the same time as having a laugh.

Musicians: If you wish to bring an instrument, please e-mail us, as we may well have something here you can use to save you bringing it. All you need bring is some booze although we will be laying some on too, so if you are skint, don't worry, you're still welcome.

We can arrange lifts from and back to Ely Railway Station if required and if you would like to crash out afterwads, bring your sleeping bags etc. A nice greasy fry up will be served on Sunday morning, shortly before we release the dogs and have you all thrown into the street.

This is what we have got (Technical bit)
Tesco Value 24 track digital recording. 10 Tesco Value keyboards, loads of Tesco Value modules, 2 Tesco Value drum kits, 2 Tesco Value bass guitars and a Tesco Value Trace Elliot 4X10, a Tesco Value Ashdown 1X15 and a Tesco Value Orange 1X15. Some Tesco Value guitars, and around 4 or 5 Tesco Value amps. Loads of Tesco Value Percussion stuff with extra Clubcard points, and enough mics to record a fucking choir

If the weather is fine there is a large barbeque area in the garden and Mrs HB has promised another of her amazing bum cakes.

STOP PRESS:
Lots of interesting Russian boozes too!
Mrs HB has just got loads of percussion stuff.
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STOP PRESS:
Let us know if you need picking up from the Rail Station. Ely is closest.
We will open this mobile number on the day before. 07768 000 265.

Lots of interesting Russian boozes too!

Just in:
Feedback from past participants in the hillarious game of Hello! What's in that hole?

"I laughed until I stopped" Brian Armchair (Mrs)
"Ha ha ha. The last one was still warm" Wilmer Wideon (Ret)
"I laughed my cunt off" Carol Vorderman
"It felt like they'd cracked off a fackin' whale in there." Brian Sewel

Cooked breakfast on Sunday morning and lifts back to the Railway/Bus stations if required.

Plenty of space for camping should you prefer it to floor space.

Please leave all drinks, food and fags outside the studio door.

GPS/AutoRoute Users: Post code CB6 3SA

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Get your FREE Smileys when you register for the Hood-Butter Bash

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Aug 2006, 13:17, Reply)

Well I'm not going to get out of this one am I?

Email either the Euro.gigs address or [email protected] to let us know when you will be getting in to the station (either Cambridge or Ely) and we can come and collect you.

Sleeping spaces:
One double bed to be booked in advance (I don't want unseemly scuffles)
3 x not quite 3-seater sofas
3 x blow up beds (H-B will rig them specially for you)
Plenty of garden space for tents
1 x single mattress in Vintage's room
2 x single mattresses
Please bring own sleeping bags or quilts. We have a few but there may be a cold snap coming on.

Local B & Bs here tourism.eastcambs.gov.uk/html/accomlist.asp?L1=10&L2=13
Wilburton, Haddenham, Stretham, Ely all close.

Smaller instuments from ebay:
tambourine, triangle, swannee whistle, twist drum, penny whistle, ukulele, bongos, harmonica and maraccas.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 27 Aug 2006, 13:26, Reply)

Me and WW may attend this madam, it may depend if I have to swap shifts or not

If I can't make it I shall try and arrange t for WW to come anyway.

I may also dust off my songwriting skilz and write something for said occasion.

I'm currently thinking of an 'updated' rewrite of the tradional song 'The Cuckoo's Nest'..

/edit - OR we could record the definitive version of the Nanny Ogg classic 'The Hedgehog Can Nver Be Buggered At All'?

//edit - if anyone wants a lift from around the West Suffolk/Colchester/Bury St Edmunds aree I can prb manage that too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Aug 2006, 14:26, Reply)

Ooh yes, sounds good

Does anyone sing?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 28 Aug 2006, 20:35, Reply)

Er..

Me?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 29 Aug 2006, 13:16, Reply)

Yay

Chief singist then.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 29 Aug 2006, 19:36, Reply)

Oh dear

I'm hoping there are some other people singing with me!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 30 Aug 2006, 17:28, Reply)

I'm not bad on harmonies.

Well...I sound alright in the car singing along to the Wildhearts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 13:08, Reply)

That'll do

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 17:27, Reply)

I'm the front man in a (performance art) band

Can I have a saxophone?

( WormuIus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:25, Reply)

I do not have a saxamaphone :(

You can bring one if you want, I do have a saxamaphone mic though. If you can't bring one we will find you something else to blow ;)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:52, Reply)

I own one

and could be persuaded to bring it but it's in need of a bit of TLC and new reeds.

I discovered on Saturday that I am a hige fan of karaoke, so no one let me anywhere near a) any red wine or b) a microphone!

( Dekazer, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 22:27, Reply)

I'm afraid we have abundant supplies of both

Therefore we can presumably expect drunken renditions of various popular classics?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 13:18, Reply)

Apparently my Enter Sandman was special.

I thought my Baggy Trousers was by far superior.

( Dekazer, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 14:54, Reply)

I'll have a go

Our attendance will be dependent on wether I can swap my shifts.

/on nights that weekend blog

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 22:29, Reply)

I hope so.

T'will be good to see you both.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 10:29, Reply)

Apparently I do.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 21:41, Reply)

Yay!

I see a choir forming here. Oh the sweet sweet sound of a b3ta choir!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:53, Reply)

One of my favourites

Do you know the words then or are we going to be making them definitive?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 21:43, Reply)

I'm planning on writing a DEFINITVE version...

...or at least doing a chorus and getting people to chip in with verses.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 0:16, Reply)

There are no official words

but many many versions.

I think everyone can chip in, and make it crude enough. Badger has been thinking of many rhymes for 'ocelot'

WE'RE DEFINITELY COMING.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 20:39, Reply)

Obviously it has to be

Toss a lot.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 17 Sep 2006, 21:36, Reply)

Music bash?

And you have drum kits?
I'LL BRING MY STICKS!

( SuperMatt, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 13:33, Reply)

Yes.

A Pearl Export pro and a Tama studio kit

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 27 Aug 2006, 16:47, Reply)

Excellent.

Cymbals?
And can I push the bass drums together for some blast beats? PLEASE?

( SuperMatt, Mon 28 Aug 2006, 11:42, Reply)

Pffft!

'blast beats' you just want 'em close together so that your legs'll reach both of em shortarse.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Aug 2006, 17:16, Reply)

There is a double pedal somewhere.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 10:30, Reply)

pedal ender
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 0:17, Reply)

I'm going to say yes

for the moment.
*assembles various small instruments*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 13:38, Reply)

Musical ones I hope?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 10:30, Reply)

Definitely

And a Doncaster bash the day before... a b3ta weekend awaits oh my I will enjoy this.

::EDIT::

For those Northerners going to the Donny bash the day before, much like myself, there is crash space before we head down.

::EDIT THE 2ND::

Crash space please? Or, if you have a sizeable garden, I could bring my tent :).

::EDIT THE 3RD::

I shall bring a crumble of some description I think... I make the nicest crumbles ever!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 27 Aug 2006, 13:50, Reply)

okay, pencil me in...

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 13:50, Reply)

me too

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 13:57, Reply)

Good job I only put my name down in pencil

as I can't go to this now

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 21:12, Reply)

ohhhh yes

b3tans, booze and the disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar. Wild horses couldn't drag me away from that kind of action.

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 13:50, Reply)

Jolly good.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:54, Reply)

how are you fixed for guitar amps?

I have no shortage of guitars but I don't fancy lugging a big Marshall amp down there on the train

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 Sep 2006, 0:47, Reply)

We have a large Marshall

and some smaller BC Rich amps that can be miked up so you will be OK. I'll check with the Captn to make sure though.
/edit, yes he says that's fine we can do that.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 10 Sep 2006, 13:44, Reply)

I want to be you please

So I can say I own all of those.

/builds guitars but doesn't have many

( moohalaa, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 15:42, Reply)

A definite yes to this - baggsy one of the Korgs!

Also, you may want to have a skeg at this thread for ideas - www.b3ta.com/talk/1381181

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 14:41, Reply)

X5D or Triton available.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 10:31, Reply)

I shall say yes

and then figure out whether I can come or not :)
Bagsy a small corner for collapsing into an alcoholic stupor...

*buys kazoo and tambourine*

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 15:13, Reply)

This.

Only if I can come, I suspect I shall hotel/B&B it. Any recommendations?

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 17:30, Reply)

See up there/\

for sleeping arrangements chez us. Otherwise I shall assemble a small list of local b & bs.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 28 Aug 2006, 20:37, Reply)

Tambourine eh?

Will you be dressing up as a salvation army girl to lecture us on the evils of drink? Before you collapse that is.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 21:14, Reply)

I'm quite tempted

Can I do a gabba remix of the end result?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 27 Aug 2006, 16:01, Reply)

Why not!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 10:31, Reply)

Why is this the same day as Bloodstock!

Why!

*Sulks*

/Ooh well i hope you all have a top time, and make sure we get a bass solo!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 27 Aug 2006, 16:11, Reply)

I thought Bloodstock had been and gone?

Wasn't it in July near Derby, or is there more than one?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 27 Aug 2006, 16:53, Reply)

Outdoor is in July time

they have the big indoor one at Derby Assembly rooms on the 29th and 30th of September.

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 27 Aug 2006, 18:24, Reply)

hoo rah!

will there be young ladies?
only kidding. i shall behave....

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 27 Aug 2006, 17:08, Reply)

I'll see what I can do, but I can't promise

By the way, anyone from London who plans to stay overnight can get a lift back with Hood-Butter on Sunday afternoon as he goes to work then.
/edit Sorry he's taking the Sunday off to help me cope with the inevitable debris and clean-up operation and body search from the far reaches of the garden.
/edit Update - at least TWO real and unattached females will be attending.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 27 Aug 2006, 21:06, Reply)

Oooh, that sounds good.

Also, is crashing space for a little un available?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 28 Aug 2006, 8:28, Reply)

See up there/\

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 28 Aug 2006, 20:37, Reply)

*strums*

*breaks string*

Bagsie guitar and floor space!

( TN, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 0:08, Reply)

No problem.

You may even be able to grab a sofa too. There are three of them.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:42, Reply)

This sounds very fun.

If I can come I bagsy the triangle.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 23:47, Reply)

Yes.

Yes you can.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 13:18, Reply)

Should be able to come

going to a fly-in just north of Leicester on the saturday so i'll try and get a lift to Leicester train station and go from there (is Ely on the direct line from Leicester?)

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 14:17, Reply)

I'm not sure

but Peterbourough is so you may have to change. e-mail your mobile number and I'll text you our phone number, call us when you are near Ely and we will pick you up.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 2 Sep 2006, 18:32, Reply)

Nice one, cheers

will I need a sleeping bag? No worries if I do, just checking. Had a check yesterday and I can get a direct train from Leicester to Ely, which is handy

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sun 3 Sep 2006, 14:35, Reply)

Jolly Good.

Prolly best to bring a sleeping bag. We have a few but they may get nabbed a bit sharpish.

tup-tup-tup-tup-tup-tup
What's that Skippy? Steve Irwin's dead?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:29, Reply)

Will do

won't need to bring too much anyway, try and nab a few drinks from parents before I come. By the way, did you get my e-mail with my number?

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:23, Reply)

Yes but the third time my hat blew off.

/ac

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 14:33, Reply)

OH OH OH

Can we do a b3ta rap

I've thought of a rhyme

'Down at the dock' rhymes with 'drudely drawn cock'

( WormuIus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:28, Reply)

What the fuck is 'drudely' ?

Well there will hardly be a copyright on anything we produce so I guess you can do what you like with it. Looking forward to seeing you again old bean.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:39, Reply)

It would be rude of me to refuse

I'm a mediocre bassist, so I'll have a crack at that if you like?

I need to get out this weekend, as it's when everyone else moves into our house and I don't want to be forced into carrying big heavy boxes.

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 13:12, Reply)

We have three basses.

Take you pick.
PLEASE NOTE: The ceiling in the studio is a little low.

EDIT: I just noticed I did a little funny there. Take your pick. Pfft. No? Plectrum? No? Arse! never mind...... Have visitors been yet?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 5 Sep 2006, 14:35, Reply)

real bass players don't use picks

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 20:53, Reply)

I read that as pricks.

I think it works both ways.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 0:07, Reply)

This is so true it burns when I wee

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 0:42, Reply)

Is anyone from Oxford direction going?

as i may not have a car at this point in time, and Oxford - Cambridge travel links are nonexistant

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Tue 5 Sep 2006, 21:56, Reply)

There is a bus

I think it's the X5 every hour from Oxfart to Cumbridge. We will pick you up from Cambridge Bus Station if that helps.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 6 Sep 2006, 9:37, Reply)

this sounds a bit fun

I've not seen anyone off of b3ta since everyone left for 4rthur. I'll see if I'm about

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 20:18, Reply)

I have to ask...

Do you play the bongos?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 7 Sep 2006, 20:56, Reply)

not since fracturing my wrist

it's rather bad for the hands. I do play bass, guitar, keyboards, melodica and sitar still though

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 21:01, Reply)

I've only got this track left since my own studio died of HDD failure and it's a rough take, but have a listen

www.ihatemrbongo.com/porny.mp3
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 21:02, Reply)

*listens*

*likes*
That could easily be sold as a background theme (rather than an incidental). Seriously, it could.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 0:11, Reply)

I'm going to give Tye

a second chance of trying to get that tent up...

/Rose, obviously.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 Sep 2006, 23:04, Reply)

Too easy.

that tent it

Plenty of room for tents, but also lots of floor space, just in case he can't get it up ;)
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Sep 2006, 0:14, Reply)

I

cannot say that it will be a tidy tent erection,but its roomy and comfy.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 8 Sep 2006, 20:12, Reply)

Like Rose

*runs*

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 14:56, Reply)

This sounds like fun.

I'm free on that date, so if I can scrape together a train fare, count me in.

And Wormulus - if you really do want a saxophone, I happen to have one, though I haven't played it in years.

(MooCow_Byter, Sat 9 Sep 2006, 16:34, Reply)

oooooh you have some nice toys to play with

if can make it and i do want to come
i can play a bit of percussiony stuff congas bongos djembe and the like
i also does some didge but i don't have a decent one to play at the moment

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 22:23, Reply)

We've got a nice set of rototoms/sp?

that can be played separately from the drum kit otherwise you'll have to bring your own as we don't have any bongo-ish drums here. But you'll be welcome whatever.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 21:03, Reply)

I'm sure we will

find something for him to bang. fnar fnar.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 11 Sep 2006, 21:54, Reply)

sorry folks cant come dammit dammit dammit

my ancient van is broke and i have to fix the bloody thing before i can sell it

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 21:49, Reply)

I have

slapped my name down, BUT I cannot confirm until nearer the time

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 0:56, Reply)

I do hope you can make it.

It looks like it will be a good'un.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Sep 2006, 1:19, Reply)

Some Londoners have been persuading me to travel

I have friends nearby so would like to take the whole weekend to visit you all :)

I will decide for definite once uni starts up and I see how much time I have!

( Dekazer, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 17:02, Reply)

Yay!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Sep 2006, 18:22, Reply)

I shall pack my £10 ASDA tent :D

( Dekazer, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 21:34, Reply)

Oh dear

Tent going to have to stay packed after all :(

Hopefully see you all another time.

( Dekazer, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 18:01, Reply)

hello

i would like to come to this and would like to have somewhere to sleep if possible. i am without much interweb access at the mo but... i can check it occasionally and will be at many bashes.
i can sleep anywhere.

yay

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 Sep 2006, 20:18, Reply)

Great.

See you there, and plenty of crash space :)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 12 Sep 2006, 21:08, Reply)

cor

and i'll bring some more balloons too

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 21:40, Reply)

Its a possibility

but I may be exposed for the musical fraud that I am.

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 14 Sep 2006, 0:25, Reply)

for the musical fraud that I am.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 Sep 2006, 9:29, Reply)

oh do come darling

It would be spiffing to see you again

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 19:01, Reply)

Bloody hell

This is the bash of all bashes!

You are very generous to host this (and possibly ever-so-slightly insane?).

I will think of you all on the day.
I cannot attend due to being on a different continent

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 16:41, Reply)

Pencil me in for now.

I can sort of sing if that's any use. Bit of a screamo voice though.

Any chance of directions from Sittingbourne, Kent?

( iEC: Redux Hands up., Mon 18 Sep 2006, 18:38, Reply)

I just looked on rail line

ojp1.nationalrail.co.uk/en/pj/jp but it costs £45 return for adults, £29 with a student railcard. I'll see if coaches are cheaper. National Express coach from Maidstone with a young person's travel card £23 return.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 18 Sep 2006, 19:34, Reply)

Thanks.

I might take the train. At least then I theoretically can't go wrong.

( iEC: Redux Hands up., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 21:44, Reply)

e-mail us at the address in the yellow box

and I'll forward you our phone numbers. When you arrive at the bus station, one of us will pick you up.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 17:06, Reply)

argh oh noes!

i cant make it now, as i have been offered money to do motor racing in.......Sittingbourne, Kent!

if you've ever been to Bayford Meadows kart track by the docks then i shall be testing racing karts there. I would dearly love to come play musics but i really cant afford to miss this!

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 1:53, Reply)

I can go!

Yahoo.

Is anyone else getting the train from London (Liverpool St) ? I need to book my ticket asap.

( moohalaa, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 23:11, Reply)

Get to Ely station, not Cambridge.

e-mail me and I'll forward you the phone numbers. When you arrive, phone us and we will pick you up from the station.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Sep 2006, 10:34, Reply)

Have a pixel


( WormuIus, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 9:05, Reply)

Thanks mate.

We have a nice little gift for you too.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 Sep 2006, 10:33, Reply)

surprise buggery?

( moohalaa, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 16:02, Reply)

apart from that

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 Sep 2006, 23:51, Reply)

...I can't think of anything better!

Suprise Bukkake?

Dark room, several grunts, someone flicks on the lights and SURPRISE! It's on your Fa-aace!

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 20:20, Reply)

not really a surprise then, is it....

:)

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 30 Sep 2006, 2:33, Reply)

That is wonderful thanks!

Are my norks really that big?

*checks*

Oh. Yes they are.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 Sep 2006, 12:07, Reply)

*winks*

'pixels! the poor man's plastic surgery'

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Sep 2006, 13:30, Reply)

Yay!

I can finally confirm my attendance sir. (And madam, of course).

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 9:34, Reply)

Yay woo!

Look forward to seeing you sir.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 19:40, Reply)

PISSFLAPS

I can't make it this time. Sorry :-(

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 8:28, Reply)

That's a shame

We'll have another one if this goes well, maybe next time.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 19:43, Reply)

We

can confirm that we shall be attending as I finally got the nod from work for me holiday....yay.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 14:13, Reply)

That's great, we look forward to seeing you both.

I'll put a couple of tents up but as we've gone from 27 to 21 in the last few days, we should now be OK for sofas etc indoors.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 19:42, Reply)

PISSFLAPS!

Just confirming my attendance.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 28 Sep 2006, 23:40, Reply)

Jolly good.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 Sep 2006, 22:13, Reply)

Today

is the day....the music world has not been this badly hit since the day Elvis fell off the toilet....

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 6:39, Reply)

We

cannot make it :(....packed everything into the corsa,sat behind steering wheel of corsa....only corsa would not go and so now neither can we :((((((

Bugger.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 30 Sep 2006, 13:38, Reply)

It's all over,

and I'd like to say thank you to the Hood-Butters for a tip top bash. I had a lovely time.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 1 Oct 2006, 17:24, Reply)