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Christmas comes early...

...and so can you!


Sat 9 Dec 2006, 14:00

The Imperial [map]

Christmas comes early...

Going: Bohica, Wasp Box, Ironman tetsuo, Geoff the Clownfish, brianftang, chunderbunny, hooker1uk, Mr Gimpson, the.jokl, Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation?, pregnantfridge, bill, Baron Samedi, in vino veritas, monstrinho do biscoito (15 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 10:49, Reply)
Bah Humbug!

we won't have any enforced wackiness will we?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:33, Reply)
Huzzah... you can actually make one!

maybe not wackiness, but I'm sure some other things will be 'enforced'
;)


(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 19:04, Reply)
I'm not forcing anything more than a sphincter or 2

but I will be bringing my 'Bully in your Pocket' talking keyring
and my A-team beer mat.


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 10:02, Reply)
may i suggest a ban on crayons, post-it notes and felt-tip pens?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:08, Reply)
you may

I'm not keen on tracking half a country ton of play doh back into my flat on my shoes again either...


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 17:21, Reply)
what about

a tape recorder to make a naughty b3ta song?
i think there is a need for it


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 22:37, Reply)
yes

and no fucking plasticine to be chucked at my head by ... whoever it was


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 21:14, Reply)
Can we also ban cameras?

Else the day after the board gets swamped with photos of people taking photos.


(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 12:57, Reply)
i'll 'maybe' this

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:48, Reply)
maybe my arse

GET IN!!


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 13:10, Reply)
you want fanj in your arse?

christ geoff...


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 20:40, Reply)
Fanj loves to bum

ask Yeknom....


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 0:00, Reply)
Name me a b3tan who doesn't

clownfisheu8[1]
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 8:42, Reply)
somewhere

there is a picture of me bumming Rik in the street.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:36, Reply)
I know he's slack but calling his anus 'the street' is bit harsh

I tend to think of it as more of a cul-de-sac


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:54, Reply)
now thats not right

more like north circular
or m25 (goatse m25 sized *voms*)


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 22:37, Reply)
*gets in*

i'll probably be up for it


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 22:20, Reply)
ho ho ho

come see what i bring in my large festive sacks


(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 12:54, Reply)
It's custard isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 8:44, Reply)
Kanedaaaaaaaaa!

w00t!


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 13:12, Reply)
woohoo!

I`m currently not on call, so will be booxing it up in the lovely Imperial. With you shower of cunts.

Although the December rota is a bit up in the air..


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 20:39, Reply)
We'll have no booxing here!

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 8:44, Reply)
You desperate whore you.

You'll be there or else :)


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:12, Reply)


cunt
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 19:05, Reply)
i may lose my bash cherry

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 23:16, Reply)
you'd better

;¬)


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 8:40, Reply)
oh you will

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 9:37, Reply)
Bags I get first go.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 11:12, Reply)
Ohhhhh...

you'll lose much more than that ;)


(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 19:02, Reply)
you bring the KY

i provide the goatse action


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 9:55, Reply)
didn't you say that last time?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 22:19, Reply)
at least he`ll make the effort

you always sly off at the last minute

you utter cunt


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:31, Reply)
your a bash virgin too

yay


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 9:13, Reply)
sign me up

yay!


(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 10:34, Reply)
*usual grumbles about not driving and the buggeration that is public transport *

I shall get to another London bash one day...ONE DAY! *shakes fist*


(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 15:47, Reply)
you know you should come,

i will bring chocolate


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 21:21, Reply)
How could I refuse?

well, I suppose I could say no... but that would be rude :(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 19:02, Reply)
cant wait

*saves up cash*
is anyone going into london via thameslink trains, if so anyone wanna meet at train station
MSN ME to arrange


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 22 Oct 2006, 21:25, Reply)
I try never to go further than zone 2 if I can help it.

I went to visit a friend in Wood Green & I had a nosebleed.


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:23, Reply)
Hello

I'm going to see lostprophets that night but I'll come along beforehand


(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 23:10, Reply)
How will you find them?

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:23, Reply)
but if you want welsh people who can't sing

we have Geoff...


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 20:31, Reply)
or even better

an inbred like me (but i can sing, well the chiormaster said when i sat on his nakked lap)


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 21:19, Reply)
Eh!

/Cartman response


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 9:09, Reply)
Get your arse in teh kitchen

And make me pie bitch. But chocolate pie. Screw you guys i'm going home


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 13:15, Reply)
It's not that I'm indecissive or hedging my bets

but can I say maybe? Possibly? Perhaps?


(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 10:45, Reply)
Get you ess to Maas

or at the very least to teh Imperial.


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:21, Reply)
Mass?

no that will be my sunday wasted then


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 21:19, Reply)
i'm gonna be a maybe

until closer to the date, to see how much money i've got left


(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 0:58, Reply)
Get your arse in gear :)

What could possibly be better than drinking at Teh Imperial and talking comics/games while pretending mongy and robtoo don't have their knobs out.


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 13:11, Reply)
he he he,

i still have nightmares about that. i should be able to make it now


(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 7 Nov 2006, 23:55, Reply)
Eggs sell ant!

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 11:56, Reply)
I GOT A BIG FAT BONUS FROM WORK

I'M IN


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:07, Reply)
SHOVE IT UP YOUR BIG FAT ARSE!

Or spend it on Magenta Cocks. Your choice.

Glad you can make it.


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:12, Reply)
Braw!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 17:25, Reply)
this is sweet a few of the b3tans i look up are going

GoldenFanjita, carowallis, InVinoVeritas, iornman and teh waspbox

cant wait to get wobbly with you all


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 22:40, Reply)
CUNT!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 21:08, Reply)
oh and not forgetting the lovely

Rik
*hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 21:24, Reply)
CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 21:16, Reply)
there's still a load of london bash veterans that aren't on this list

*makes hassle-list*


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 4 Nov 2006, 23:15, Reply)
generate a list

b3tabash scam type emails being written begging people to come or to pay for our beer


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 20:28, Reply)
yay, back in london at last

(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 8 Nov 2006, 1:42, Reply)
Bloody work

organising their do at the same time. Sorry everyone, next time!

EDIT: They all smell at work, I'll go to London instead - hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 17:22, Reply)
yay

this is good, i will buy you a drink for vectoring my lilun


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 22:58, Reply)
I would come to this

but I'll be in India. Which frankly is a lot cooler hehe


(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 20:28, Reply)
Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 10:41, Reply)
First b3ta bash I've been remotely capable of attending

so why not?

That invitation reminds me of a 'shop I did a while back of the actor Barry Stanton (NSFW)

*fwaps*


(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:01, Reply)
I really must take notice when it says NSFW

Pass the mind bleach


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:49, Reply)
can we make it the next weekend?

i've got a family do to go to :(


(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:35, Reply)
Not a chance for me

My life in December is a giddy social whirl


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 8:46, Reply)
i wouldn't be able to make any other weekends

for similar reasons to Geoff


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 9:45, Reply)
you pair of cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 18:32, Reply)
I used to have a pair of those but they wore right out

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:46, Reply)
i wont be able to

i'm in and out of london until christmas though so i may be nearby the imperail the next weekend, allthough working


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 12:39, Reply)
Might i be so rude

as to enforce this dress code? www.fancydress.com/shop/product-view/133593?category%5fid=129


(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 28 Nov 2006, 1:56, Reply)
But...

...it'll clash with my crotchless panties and nipple bra.


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 9:53, Reply)
thats it

i will wear my red thong


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 21:37, Reply)
since you are all utter cunts

I'll be there.


(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 2:29, Reply)
hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 16:17, Reply)
just a quick one from a bash virgin

for us who have not been touched by going to a bash before how are we going to identify b3tans or b3tards (whatever way we meant to say it) as i dont want to sit next to the shemale rentboys like last time i went to london


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 28 Nov 2006, 18:57, Reply)
Have a look at past bashes in the flickr pool

The link's up there^^^
And what's wrong with shemale rentboys? Hmm?
*Tucks in mangina*


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 12:12, Reply)
thanks

nothing wrong with shemale rentboys
*grooms*


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:14, Reply)
We'll be the drunk ones waving our cocks around.

Well, maybe :)

Do what Geoff said, or we'll keep an eye out for you. My email addy's in my profile, if you drop me a line I'll send you my mobile number so you'll have no problem tracking us down.


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:27, Reply)
cheers mate

will drop you an email shortly
(as soon as i have magically repaired the computerand my email)


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:15, Reply)
it's most fun if you just stroll in and guess!

it's surprisingly easy.

We should start the lies about what time we're really going to be there...


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 17:27, Reply)
you are a nawty

(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 20:10, Reply)
and a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 16:09, Reply)
oh jesus - you`re starting at 2PM again?

do you never ever learn?


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Dec 2006, 16:09, Reply)
You love it.

You slaaaaaagggg.


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 8:58, Reply)
but but...

you leave at 5 so the missus doesn`t beat the living daylights out of you!

WIMP


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 23:44, Reply)
I don't finish wanking until 5 on a saturday

so I'll probably be there at 6.30 or something.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:38, Reply)
I will go the distance this time.

Hey, I was there for Mongy and Robtoo's formation cock-waving, wasn't I :)


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:01, Reply)
I`ve decided not to go

purely based on ^ that reminder


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:18, Reply)
Oh come on...

...Mongy's can't reach all the way from Australia and I'm sure Rob's on a beach in a Asia somewhere eyeing up the lady-boys.


(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 8:51, Reply)
I am no longer able to attend.

(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 3:42, Reply)
Boooo!

Why not???

Pleeeeeaaase try ;¬)


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 9:32, Reply)
Have just noticed this:

"General information: Groups of 6 or more not allowed" on the Imperial's webpage... Comedy gold, I shall see all of you there!


(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 12:03, Reply)
That's just for the tourists

They love us in there


(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 12:07, Reply)
what's not to love?

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Sat 9 Dec 2006, 13:45, Reply)

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