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A Cheeky Birthday Bash in Northampton

I'm going to become an even older git as I reach the grand old age of 34, so I figured what better way to spend it than getting blitzed with some oddballs off of the internets!

So please come and join me - aaaah go-on you know you wanna!

I figured that we could maybe even go for a bit of drunken boogie later too... if not, the pub is open till 2am.

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Sorry, all floorspace has now been booked by IVV, TGATUTT, Swaza, Muggles, Jude (and Mrs Jude) and Chunderbunny

EDIT!: GREAT NEWS!!!
The mighty Chuckle Brothers are playing locally - if you want to do something exciting before the bash! :D


EDIT: UPDATE - I have, through a lovely friend, aquires a number of VIP passes into the clubnight at The Roadmender! Not sure how many yet though


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 8:57, Reply)
:(

That's the weekend before my birthday and I think i'm going to be away. I will have to wait and see!


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:23, Reply)
Sort it out man!

(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:39, Reply)
i'll do my best sir!

(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 14:39, Reply)
This sounds braw!

count me in


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:43, Reply)
*counts*

Woo!


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:39, Reply)
I shall say that I will go

I have no idea if I can make it or not.
I would very much like to though.


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 10:15, Reply)
c'mon

you know you wanna :)


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:39, Reply)
i am coming

that's what that message meant in a cryptic kind of way :¬)

any floor space?


(, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 19:51, Reply)
yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!

yeah, we'll find a space for ya


(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:42, Reply)
yay thanks

:¬)


(, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 21:54, Reply)
c'mooooooooooooooooooooooon!

(, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:33, Reply)
If I say yes . . .

will it put people off?



(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:31, Reply)
no-one of importance

welcome aboard Sir!

:)


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 13:38, Reply)
Certainly not me!

*signs up*


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:50, Reply)
Huzzah!

and more importantly, do you know when the Silverstone testing begins again?
I shall endeavour to book some time off work.


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:52, Reply)
Excellent! White beer on tap at reasonable prices. I'm there =)

(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:51, Reply)
I'm there!

I wish it was the Penny Whistle though :0


(, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:55, Reply)
WOOHOO! Count me in. I am not going away that weekend anymore :)

(, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 17:33, Reply)
yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!

:D


(, Sat 20 Jan 2007, 21:15, Reply)
I shall be there

mostly saying annoying things like 'you young whippersnapper', 'in my day...' & 'I remember when I was young...'


(, Sun 21 Jan 2007, 9:50, Reply)
'cause being [nearly] three years older than me makes you sooooooooooo old!

(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:13, Reply)
yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay

me me me me me me me me me me me me me and my lover would like to come to see everyone and we would like to sleep in your wife house and eat your children foods and everything


(, Wed 24 Jan 2007, 17:55, Reply)
woohoo! Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 9:32, Reply)
yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!

and Woot!

I'm sure we can find a special sleeping spot for you and your good lady!


(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:12, Reply)
I'll be there Cheeky :D

and so will mr rabbitz (he can't sign up though, I think his account is dedded)


(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 10:16, Reply)
*Gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

I'll get in a huge box of Kit-Kat Chunkies now you're coming! :D


(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:10, Reply)
I may make you a kitkat chunky Burfday cayke

if you're a very good boy ;)


(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:58, Reply)
I'm always a good boy!

especially when I am bad ;)


(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 20:08, Reply)
COR!

COR!

and COR!

*gleeeeeeees*

I HOPE that we can make it . . . we MIGHT be on holiday though . . . C]:0S



(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:38, Reply)
YOU'D BETTER HAD

of had !



*crosses fingers*


(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:59, Reply)
s'looking mighty definite!




(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:27, Reply)
cancel all plans!

(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:34, Reply)
yay! :D or should I say: bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:34, Reply)
it's my sister's birthday this weekend

so this maybe a little tentative...


(, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 16:19, Reply)
Bring your sister!

:)


(, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 20:38, Reply)
and all of her sexy friends

(, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 15:37, Reply)
Ooh, sounds braw and bangin'

Any floor space being offered?
I know who the 'locals' are.
Can't afford a hotel (tight) and don't want to drive home the same night (lazy).I'll await with anticipation to be told to f**k off and rent a rooom.
Edit: Can't go anyhoo! Far too near my holiday!Funds will be severely lacking : (


(, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 21:25, Reply)
This would be most woo....

I shall do my utmost to make it sir.


(, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 2:32, Reply)
haha woohoo! make sure you do, you scoper! :)

(, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 15:36, Reply)
I'm going to try pretty hard to make this, shifts allowing

...but don't be too devastated if I can't

Edit: I just signed up, I'm afraid I still can't promise 100% certainty, but it's become likely enough to get your hopes up ;)


(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 7:42, Reply)
I shall be utterly devastasted if you can't come

it'd be nice to see ya!


(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 14:12, Reply)
you NEED to make this

cancel everything else


(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 19:58, Reply)
Work - schmork!

Just get yourself down here!


(, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 15:12, Reply)
^ This!

(, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 9:11, Reply)
You'd better edit that!

C];0)



(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:27, Reply)
If I yam still alive...

...I will attempt to make this. I've never been to Northampton, so it will be exciting. Are there expensive foreign restaurants and places to go clubbing afters?


(, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 16:03, Reply)
Clubbing afters is part of the plan :)

we do have restaurants too...


(, Tue 6 Feb 2007, 18:13, Reply)
yeah - there is a KFC not too far away pfft

(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 11:20, Reply)
and a kebab house and pizza place

international foods sir!


(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 12:45, Reply)
Don't forget the myriad of Subways!

(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 15:03, Reply)
And there is always the Scream burger for about 50p at the Penny

Whistle if you arent feeling that adventurous!

Be warned as well those who have never been to Northerton before, Kinky Boots is lying, and you are supremely unlikely to find a 6 foot black tranny! More's the pity :D


(, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 14:20, Reply)
Inne thet caise...

...seeing as how I'm unfortunately yet unavoidably missing the Cov bash now, I shall redouble my efforts to attend this event.


(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 16:56, Reply)
Would you be able to meet me before hand so that I dont get lost and end up drunk and slagging people off in NB's?

(, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 14:22, Reply)
I guess so

grab me on msn sometime and I'll give you my mobile number


(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 9:24, Reply)
My birfday is on the 27th

I'm not having a party though so can I crash yours?


(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 20:38, Reply)
\o/

I'm so excited a little bit of wee is coming out.


(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:43, Reply)
didn't you put on those man nappies I sent you?

(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:07, Reply)
Certianly My Leige!

(, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 22:45, Reply)
Braw

(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:07, Reply)
How much sleeping space have you got?

I might swing by


(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 11:49, Reply)
Alas no more

The inn really is full :(


(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 9:10, Reply)
mines on the 2nd April, so I will be celebrating early this weekend!

(, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 9:22, Reply)
yay for all the birthdays

(, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 16:44, Reply)
Hmmmmm - this is possible

*fingers diary*


(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 16:12, Reply)
*lubes diary*

(, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 23:35, Reply)
bumfish

(, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 14:10, Reply)
*pencils you in*

(, Sun 25 Feb 2007, 22:54, Reply)
Ok, I think I have a plan

I might be able to find a place to stay after the bash. But then I'll be stuck in Northampton until the 3rd/4th. Does anybody live there abouts who wants me to be their friend for a few days?


(, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 12:50, Reply)
YAY

Your slight social misfortune for the following days are a small price to pay.


(, Sun 4 Mar 2007, 19:02, Reply)
I don't know about friend...

But you're welcome to come and clean my house. That'll probably take you until the 3rd.


(, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 9:50, Reply)
I cannot make this

but I can tell you that being 34 is great!


(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:11, Reply)
bah

*shuns*


*forgives*


(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:58, Reply)
bah

*bums*

*doesn't forgive*


(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 6:53, Reply)
*enjoys none the less*

(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:33, Reply)
woo! you`ve got me excited about 34 now

just gotta wait another 2.45 years

*wets self with anticipation*


(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:51, Reply)
Yay!

I'm not expecting too much difference from 33 though tbh


(, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 10:25, Reply)
'tis about time I wondered out of the midlands

I drive past N'h'm'p't'n every day at the mo so it will be no bovver. Will be interwesting to see t'popular b3tans in their native habitat, i.e. bash central....


(, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 20:16, Reply)
:D

make sure you come along! You will be most welcome


(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 6:51, Reply)
You'll be most welcome Sir

:)


(, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 10:30, Reply)
go on then!

dunno if I`ll drive up and crash over in a seedy motel or avoid the drink, but F-U-N!

F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Down here in the deep blue sea!

F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-..

/spongebob squarepants


(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:01, Reply)
yay Rik's coming!

see ya there sir!


(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 15:30, Reply)
Yay Rik

Yay Rik


(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:04, Reply)
yay!

I shall get you a nice birthday card... it`ll rock your socks off

.. or at least sit there in a card way.. doing card things


(, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 2:13, Reply)
Like opening, closing and living in a self-seal envelope?

(, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 7:42, Reply)
Christ....run for the hills!

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:45, Reply)
:D

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:17, Reply)
THIS!!

I'd better wear two pairs of PANCE!



(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 9:25, Reply)
only two?!

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 10:29, Reply)
Well that dream was short lived

Looks like I can't make it anymore.

Rubbish.


(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 15:44, Reply)
Rubbish!

:¬)


(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 8:53, Reply)
Boooooooooo!

:(


(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 10:03, Reply)
:(

how come?


(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 10:08, Reply)
The guys I was staying with/getting a lift with fucked up their dates

turns out they'll be in salou (where the fuck) over that weekend

I'll try make the next northampton bash


(, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 19:25, Reply)
WHAT!

(, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 23:21, Reply)
*ruffles hair*

*for a long time*

=(


(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 9:09, Reply)
I'll be there.

I'm a-coming, you crazy internets!

I might be coming from Rotherham, but I am coming.


(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 17:56, Reply)
Yay!

I look forward to meeting the most dapper man on t'internet


(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 8:52, Reply)
Oooh...

....what to wear, what to wear...?

*rummages in wardrobe*


(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:00, Reply)
Huzzah!

:D


(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 9:38, Reply)
woohoo! :D

(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 10:08, Reply)
'ello all

I'm a coming to this there thinger. But I have no place to stay, so its either cope with sober Wagons, or if someone has some squish space in their floor/bed/hammock/kitchensink/spongecake that I can occupy that would be lovely.

Gaz would also be appreciated as I am spamhead.


(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 13:56, Reply)
Woo-hoo

I'd love to offer you a space in my bedSpongecake, but unfortunately all the space ams full :(


(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 14:35, Reply)


SLEEP ON ME
(, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 8:47, Reply)
If CW's happy with this

it's fine by me :)


(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:46, Reply)
Sounds lully

Nice n soft... it looks like I'll have to stay sober and trudge home then :)


guilt trip guilt trip guilt trip gouiolt triop guilt trip


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 16:27, Reply)
actually, there is a good chance I now may be heading off that night, so i'm sure you can have my space

EDIT: I'm definitely not staying over now, so the sleeping space is yours! :)


(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 14:24, Reply)
Awwww stay over

I found alternative accomodation for my self and 'manwhore' as cheekyboy put it :D

see you all on Saturday


(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:18, Reply)
Due to a death in the family I won't be able to make this now.

Have a great day everyone.


(, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 8:54, Reply)
Sorry to hear that old bean

*hugs*


(, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 14:02, Reply)
:(

*hugs*


(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 14:04, Reply)
I shall be there

wearing a marmite trilby and wholemeal jacket


(, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 12:42, Reply)
braw!

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 9:47, Reply)
Awesome

I shall try and refrain from licking your hat


(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 11:46, Reply)
Mmmmm

eaty clothes!


(, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 10:47, Reply)
arse burgers.. ish

I may need to drop out at the last minute.. solicitors have got me the world`s smallest house in the arsest end of nowhere quicker than they thought (and told me), so I could be in the middle of sorting out Lilliput

will probably know mid-next week, depending on how much of a bomb site I`ll be existing within


(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 14:39, Reply)
GODAMNIT Rik! *shakes fist*

(, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:42, Reply)
need to see!

I can`t live like Stig Of The Dump.. don`t have enough jam jars to make windows!

*beats chest*


*dies from coughing*


(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 9:55, Reply)
how about living like a dump of The Stig?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:09, Reply)
I dread to think how fast The Stig can dump around Gambon

(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 20:26, Reply)
*strains*

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 6:53, Reply)
*leaves skid marks*

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 9:22, Reply)
RESULT!

*high fives*


(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 9:42, Reply)
dude!

*air guitars*


(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 21:30, Reply)
get your sexy bum there!

(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 22:29, Reply)
it`s still a bomb site!

expect a snap decision on Saturday morning :)


(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 20:21, Reply)
as long as it's yes, then okay.

(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 23:35, Reply)
as long as it's yes, then that's fine

(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:27, Reply)
as long as it's yes, then that would be amicable

(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 10:40, Reply)
as long as it's yes, then that's spiffing

(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 12:21, Reply)
as long as its yes, then that be grand

(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:32, Reply)
As long as it's a yes, I won't have to hunt you down and bugger you senseless!

(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:34, Reply)
as long as it's yes, then yayayayayay

(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:29, Reply)
hahaha.. jesus, you lot

it`s looking less likely to be honest.. christ this place is a dump! but I`ll see what I can do!


(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 17:31, Reply)
as long as you do turn up, that's fine

(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 20:34, Reply)
you`re all such bastards!

(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 21:12, Reply)
as long as you tell that to me in person when you turn up on Saturday, that's fine

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 10:04, Reply)
...as long as it's "yes" then one will be over the moon, what what.

*joins bandwagon*


(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 17:32, Reply)
as long as it's yes, then I won't have to call Big Trev and ask him to hunt you down in his Transit Van

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 9:21, Reply)
I wooon't be needing floorspace m'dear

I'm throwing caution to the wind and I'm in a hotel! \o/


(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 22:27, Reply)
you rich bugger

oh wait......bah


(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 22:21, Reply)
Get a frikkin room!

oh wait......bah


(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:33, Reply)
Apols all

As I thought I'm not going to be able to make it. :(


(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 12:05, Reply)
boooooooooo :(

(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 7:04, Reply)
Boo

Bring your Sister, and the rest of your family! :)


(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 15:35, Reply)
boo hiss!

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 16:19, Reply)
Cheeky

I'm so so sorry, I can't make it on Saturday after all (not a lame excuse - promise).
Hopefully I'll see you at the next "local bash". Sorry again hunny, hope you have a lovely Birthday and super bash :)

rabbitz xxx


(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 9:17, Reply)
Booo

:(


(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 15:39, Reply)
*sobs*

noooooo!


(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 16:18, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:51, Reply)
Damn well count me in.

I don't finish work till quite late though, so I won't be there till about seven o'clock. If someone going could Gaz me their phone number so I can find you if you all move out of the Bradlaugh that'd be simply thooper.


(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 13:35, Reply)
Consider it done!

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 15:40, Reply)
yay! more people :D

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 18:08, Reply)
Sorry guys, not going to make it:(

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 13:45, Reply)
Gay!

:(


(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 15:39, Reply)
Sorry

Workloads
No cover
And just got rid of all the takings on a timber bill.

Apart from that I'm right up for it:(


(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:15, Reply)
Bummer!

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 16:17, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 18:08, Reply)
arsebiscuits and bumcakes

I`m afraid I`m going to have to wimp out on account of the dump needing a fuckload of stuff done over the weekend before I head back to work.

I am r8 sorry, and will hopefully venture out of Amityville soon.. to consume copious amounts of alcohol, cos it`s a bit like being in The Shining here at the minute!

*looks for old typewriter*

Have chucked a bidet card at you, Jimbo!


(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 22:56, Reply)
*SHAKES FIST*

next time Gadget...next time!


(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 7:13, Reply)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 15:38, Reply)
awwwww, go on!

ya big Gay!


(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 18:59, Reply)
you cunt!

(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 20:15, Reply)
am veh sorry

bit of hard work in the short term and hopefully I can start to relax in the long term!

gonna get a spongebob squarepants bed cover :D


(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 8:18, Reply)
you can do that next weekend!

come to famps
come to famps
come to famps
come to famps
come to famps
come to famps


(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 9:17, Reply)
THIS!

(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:39, Reply)
sorry :-(

(, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 0:53, Reply)
it is my sad duty to inform you all

that I'm still coming.

Never mind, maybe I'll cancel NEXT time eh?


(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 19:20, Reply)
BOOOOO!

Thass it! *flounces*

I'M bloody well not cancelling then!


(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:18, Reply)
NOOOOOOOO!

(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:10, Reply)
hahahahahah :D

(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 10:11, Reply)
Due to unforseen circumstances...

...I haven't a clue what to wear. Is everyone dressing formally? What sort of extablishment is the drinking den?

*doffs titfer*

See you on Saturday, you pachyderms. BRING MONEY.


(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:05, Reply)
i'm being very boring and wearing my normal garb of Jeans and T-shirt.

(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:12, Reply)
if you want to get into a club later

don't dress like Oscar Wilde (unless it's a gay club)


(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 15:52, Reply)
Damn you!

My List:
Georgian
Cricketing Whites
Tweed Hunting Jacket & Plus Fours
City Gent they've seen this before? Oh, no! Maybe they won't remember?
Black Tie Bit formal? It is Northampton after all
White Tie Pffft! See above
Jeans & t-shirt Unacceptable!
Zoot Suit
Medieval Hose = tights to chavs - Gay?
Victorian Wore to Cov last yr - maybe they won't remember
16th Century German Landesknecht Damn! Shoes are in the cordwainers.
Regimental Mess Dress

Oh, for fuck's sake...

See you about 18:30 - I'll be dressed as a Premature Ejaculation (I'm coming in my underpants).


(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 17:10, Reply)
I think the rule is no really shit trainers, joggy bottoms or hoodies.

Got to keep the riffraff out, eh what?


(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 22:03, Reply)
damn!

looks for something else to wear


(, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 0:12, Reply)
Good.

I don't even understand most of those words.


(, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 15:08, Reply)
It'll be my first b3taday at midnight tonight !

So, since its not too far away I spose I ought to come to this bash thingy.



(, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 10:44, Reply)

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