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This is a link post Hawking Lecture I made this!
One of his best, I think you'll find.


Edit: Cheers for the comments. :)

/Hull
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *shoots self*

(soupeh came out of lurking on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
sorry about that.

/shuffles off in self disgust....
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
wins the internet
 (I helped save b3ta! Pedere Penfold...shush., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth
the wait it think!
 (Graz1089, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahah!
Oh fucking hell, this is the best thing ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He makes some interesting points.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaahahah!!
I repeat.. hahahaahah!!!
 (KnackerDwarf, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahaa
that's brilliant

Woo Yay, Sir
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Frickin genius
It's the timing that makes this.

*clicks*
 (Cap'n, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post he
he
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff
love it.
 (jesushairdresser minges, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post that
is

fucking

awesome :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post win win win

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a very bad man.
So am I for laughing :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, nicely done sir :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers mate
I couldn't resist. I'll never be allowed to study physics now though. Blacklisted...
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post (puts note far down enough to not give away the gag)
...the irony being, he did all of these things to his first wife, mother of his children.

(read more at www.incrediblycleverpeopleareveryoftenuttercunts.com)
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I did ponder on this
in the time it took me to program the voice. But cheap laughs win :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't knocking your work
at all... Excellent stuff.

Actually was intended as a "if you're intending calling this poor taste, remember he is a bit of an ****hole, and therefore fair game".

And he could always get his revenge, by getting his friends at CERN to make that black hole.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh I think he's fair game
solely through the fact that he's an intelligent, and respected public figure (who I admire). Personal life aside.

I suspect that doing something like this for real would appeal to his sense of humour.
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Was at school with his son Tim
and there was a rumour that Tim had once reprogrammed his voice thingy to substitute rude words for common phrases.

Given our youthful age, and the likelihood it wasn't written in Basic, I doubt it. But an amusing thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I just was hacking on the mac
when the feasibility presented itself. There's a (really poorly documented) API for this, I may blog on how it's done, just so that others can do the same.

But I think his is hardware, and he's still using the original unit?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
I didn't expect that!

Wooo-nderful, Sir :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a big clue
in the description, if you read it correctly :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ris ! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post you horrible person!
you get my click
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Genuine LOL
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post :)))))))
aces.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Spackrolled!
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeky!

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally worth the wait
Nice one ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaha
I've just been rickrolled by stephen hawking!

now there's a thing I never thought I would say :D
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I Can't Believe
I havent seen that before, it is utter brilliantnessnessness

btw, is it just me, or is there something wrong with that chap?
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post su-
bloody-perb
 (Wadey1967, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
You'd think his chair would be able to play MP3s by now.
 (Netizen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Strangely enough, I know the bloke wheeling him on to the stage.

Will email this to him.
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post They have to mic him up?
I'm surprised he doesn't have an auxillary output for such events.
 (I helped save b3ta! RadioElectric, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
First ever roll I've laughed at and not thought was a shit waste of time. Great timing.
 (Tharg, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha superb!
Very nice.

I thought it would be something a little darker - I was waiting for the assistant to poke him and announce, 'oh sorry, I think he's dead'
 (I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Monitor covered in Beer!!!
Just been Hawk Rolled!
 (spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA
You fucking bastard!
 (I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post the link
OH NOES THE video is no longer available
 (bilton06 is so much larger than life, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That
good sir, is the best!
 (TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post best rr ever

(I helped save b3ta! notsosecretagentman, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 16:21, Reply)