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"There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment..."
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:14, Reply)
*Fucking hilarious*
I nearly pissed a lung out.
"YO BITCH IMMA CHUNDER U LIKE PHUCKIN SCARECROW TEETH"
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:34,
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cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:31,
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i like this a lot
Me: sendz me pics uf ya dangazone first dawg - hollacaust!
Her: HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english
Me: You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fucking ignorant cunt bitch. You didn't spell a single word right in your last message.
Have a great day.
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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:55,
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I don't normally like these
But I've not laughed so hard in ages...
In response to some l33t Sp33k.
"First I want to know why you have a keyboard from Prague"
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is absolutley brilliant. I want to be have a drink with
this person. "your spelling is nearly as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars"
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BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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hahahahahahhaha
YO BITCH IMMA CHUNDER U LIKE PHUCKIN SCARECROW TEETH
I think I just ruptured something after reading this one
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is why the internet was invented...
fucking hell i hate this 'gangsta' culture. Sick and tired of the little fuckers on the bus...kids today, eh? They don't know they've been born.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:15,
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That is fucking immense!
The cholesterol one genuinely had me in stitches!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:29,
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ha ha yes that and
And then I'm going to sodomize you until you bleed.
OH MY THATS GONNA HURL OUCH LOL
Yup. I'm goin' dry too. Anyway... so what position do you like the best?
DAMN YU GOIN DRY WOW YU REALLY TRYNA HURT ME HUH YU GONE PULL ON MY HAIR LOL AND I DNT HAVE A FAV HONESTLY IM A VIRGIN...:]
Seriously? I don't belive that. You look like a huge whore.
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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:36,
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That made me feel rather uneasy at points,
but he pulled it back from the brink amazingly!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02,
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This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.
It would have been funnier if I could have understood the txt speak.
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girlinthehole, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56,
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now this is a good link
*clicks*
"What's up?"
"Your cholesterol"
brilliant.
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01,
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hahahahah
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Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick."
How am I meant to get work done when theres so much comedy gold on teh internets?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Give up.
Nothing will ever be better than this :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:11,
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I know I have already commented on this,
but I just wanted to say again how fucking awesome this is!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:10,
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I totally want to fuck your son
hahahahahahaha
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:31,
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hahahaha
alf was a good show!!
haha! fuck!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45,
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that was fucking hillarious
I read all of those *click*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:51,
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Brilliant.
Just brilliant.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:59,
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this excellent
i clicks
edit: I think this is one of the funniest things I've read in ages. Genuine lols.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:33,
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I haven't laughed so much
in ages, quality.
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 17:43,
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I too have never laughed so much. The one that got me was:
ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:19,
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hahaha
absoloute quality,
4EN6 = forensics, inventive haha
and a woman who only speaks like a retard to IMPRESS the others??
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:47, Reply)
whats up?
your cholesterol! hahaha
the alzheimer's convo was another good one.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:37,
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Dear Igotdamaged
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I just killed an entire Friday with that.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 22:01, Reply)
amazing!
I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life. It hurts now
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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:13,
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i like the way
that the word beautiful was spelled correctly more than a few times, its as if they checked the spelling of that particular word.
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:08,
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i hurt from laughing
"I'm just depressed. I found out my dad has sickle cell anemia."
"SWEETY IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT BT LOVE YU JUST GOTTA STAY STRONG HAVE HOPE AND FAITH AND PRAY IMA PRAY FOR YU AND YOUR FAMILY"
"LOLZ IMMA JUS KIDDIN. I DONT NO WHO MY DAD IS."
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 20:38, Reply)