There's a lot to be said for working from home.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 17:10,
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Compress that into 20 seconds and that was the Jubilee at Canada Water prior to lockdown
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 17:13,
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Salary Men and OG's
lose much face working from home.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 19:08,
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The Yakuza don't tend to use the train...
Perhaps you meant OLs.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 19:11,
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Office Girls
Office ladies clean the bogs. Office Girls are college educated and are on a par with Salary Men
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 19:13,
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Er, no...
OLs do secretarial work, make tea, carry out errands for colleages, etc.
Professional women, the salaryman's counterpart, are referred to as kyariauuman ("career woman").
I can't actually find any other references to your definition of OG...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:05,
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Must have changed since I worked there
in the 90's. God I feel old
here you go..www.romajidesu.com/dictionary/meaning-of-%EF%BC%AF%EF%BC%A7.html
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 21:39,
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Interesting.
It seems like as long as you go in backwards you can just push people out of the way.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:51,
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I can only assume that
kanchou never became popular with Japanese commuters...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:54,
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See also
School bullying
Sexual assault
Groping
I've never been to Japan, but it seems an awful place.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 22:15,
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See also wedgies, hazing, soggy biscuit...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 22:24,
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the best years of your life
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULCjgUNz6bQ
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 22:38,
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close enough
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnIGs_hpCQI
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 22:48,
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Predictive Text Commission
I had forgotten about this Armstrong and Miller sketch until I saw it again today
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 15:42, Reply)
I had never seen it before today.
It's alright. An interesting idea that doesn't really go anywhere. A piece of history that I can see being shown as part of a TV programme about the history of mobile telephony communications, without the bit with the youths at the end.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 1 Sep 2020, 6:41,
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Buy An Electric Refrigerator
Theater Commercial 1926?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 22:52,
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Looks like the writing is on a roll of paper.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 1:02,
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Pretty much how scrolling credits were done until the era of computer generated imagery.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 8:30,
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A team of scientists are advocating for a mission to Uranus.
A team of scientists, led by Dr. Richard Cartwright at the SETI Institute, are advocating for a mission to Uranus. The hope is that a mission can be designed over the next decade to take advantage of a gravity assist from Jupiter that is available only every few decades. Join Simon Steel in conversation with Richard Cartwright to learn more.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:16,
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I don't know, Alaska.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 22:44,
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'Dick's mission to Uranus'
Also, Simon Steel has to be a porn name.
(Not sorry, blame Flesh Gordon)
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 0:59,
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No apostrophe needed, btw.
I know, it feels like it should, because if something belongs to it then it should get an apostrophe, but it only gets one when there's a contraction.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 14:36,
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never thought about this
the narrator is a bit shit and it's a tad slow going, but its an interesting story
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:38, Reply)
It seems like an interesting subject matter
but I don't have ten minutes right now. Could you just let me know why this is the case in a short paragraph?
Thanks.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:52,
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hello jeffery44 - will you have ten minutes available later in the future do you think?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:11,
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The entire rest of his life is already meticulously planned out and this video is not part of it
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what about this short paragraph jeffery44 is expecting then?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:20,
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deep joy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZSWCxtqEJQ
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 23:08,
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I'll come back for it tomorrow.
I look forward to reading it. Night all.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2020, 1:04,
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if you insist
guide.michelin.com/en/about-us
deep appologies, it's a bit more than one paragraph
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Thank you
TLDR: It was an early version of Eat Out to Help Out that got badly out of hand.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2020, 7:42,
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I'm guessing it's because
You have something you need to do more urgently than watching this video.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 8:49,
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Several things in fact
I can't be watching videos posted to B3ta all day and all night. I am a very busy, time poor, man.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2020, 9:03,
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there's a bunch of great videos on managing a time poor life
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 14:08,
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Could you give me the gist?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 31 Aug 2020, 14:10,
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some help from Viz
Save time on ironing, donate your clothes to a charity shop. They'll wash and iron them and you can buy them back for 50p.
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Very intersting, perfectly paced and very well narrated, thanks.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 31 Aug 2020, 11:42,
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Certificate of Covid bollocks
NSFW
An NHS worker is being investigated after claiming coronavirus is "a load of b*****ks" and saying she did "f*** all" during the pandemic. www.thesun.co.uk/news/12536106/nhs-worker-investigated-claiming-coronavirus-bks/
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 16:48,
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Heretic! Burn her at the stake!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 17:05,
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What is an "NHS worker"?
Surely you'd say "someone who works for the NHS" and considering that covers over a million people you'd probably narrow it down further and say "Professor of Infectious Diseases for the NHS" or "Receptionist at an NHS clap clinic" so the reader would be better placed to decide how seriously to take this woman's claims.
Unless she doesn't work for the NHS and the phrase "NHS worker" is used to be deliberately misleading, in a similar way to how Litter Enforcement Officers say they work on behalf of the local council and hope no one notices that they don't work for the council.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 30 Aug 2020, 17:30,
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Call centre worker, apparently.
Not directly employed by the NHS.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 23:11,
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Ah, wants the publicity, makes sense.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 23:46,
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She probably works for test & trace
An army of outsourced workers (who are not NHS employed) who are sitting twiddling their thumbs waiting for the work to roll in.
After making such a claim, I would suggest she supports Trump, is all for the Anti-Vac movement, and probably thinks the Royal Family are lizards.
Some people are just desperate to be whored across the internet.
Sad.
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The video has been deleted *tinfoil assemble*
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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 15:47,
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I liked the way she pretended to be a GP
by showing the smartcard she uses to clock in every day at her job as receptionist at the clap clinic
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 12:12,
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I guess that's one way of resigning.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:28,
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Hmmm
My sister and I work for the NHS in different roles 250 miles apart and we can also confirm that there is a nationwide operation to identify complete bellends. Unfortunately it has been outsourced to Serco but it seems to have caught at least one.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 1:22,
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Video removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service
(for spreading misleading information on COVID-19 presumably). The Sun is still happy to show it though.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 12:08,
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So all she did is complain about her shitty certificate online and she should now be hung according to the rules of the information superhighway?
Christ, everyone's getting touchy these days.
I used to work with a guy in a call centre who said something about the Hillsborough disaster online, people off teh interwebs went nuts and tried to get the guy fired from his job in a shitty technical support department. He was a cunt, but even so, they were bigger cunts.
For the record, my job is shit and I fucking hate everyone. Can I get banned now?
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Listen closely
I would imagine the investigation is into her pretending to be a GP - "I also have a smartcard which GPs have to access the system..." as well as the "Covid is a load of bollocks..." bit obviously
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 14:29,
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Only if you spread a bit of misinformation first that will potentially lead to thousands of deaths caused by gullible twats, cheers
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 14:31, Reply)
You are very good at counting.
Did you do the polls for Brexit and Jeremy Corbyn?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 22:57,
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Typhoon approaches Taiwan - lets have a kite festival for the kids
What could possibly go wrong?
focustaiwan.tw/society/202008300012
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 16:33,
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could have been worse:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manja_(kite)
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 16:50,
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Is that "fuck!!" meant to convey "she was lucky" or "I am disappointed"?
The intent of your message is not clear.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:38,
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Only neck wounds
according to ETtoday.
The city government has apologized, but another source said that the organizers blamed the child.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 1:40,
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According to internet law she should be dead
- you can clearly see her losing a shoe at 0:57
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:23,
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'kin 'ell, she'll remember that day.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:21,
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Probably more due to the reactions of others than the incident itself though
Won't this just be another upsetting incident in the life of a 3 year old? Like that time she went to the fair and cried on the roundabout or the time she thought she lost that one toy but it was on the sofa all along.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:51,
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An extreme event like that might very well have an influence later on.
Not necessarily consciously though and given how many variables, not predictable.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 0:55,
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I want one of those back packs she's got
- it ain't gonna wear out easily.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:30,
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I think I see the birth of a new extreme sport
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:10,
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Did she manage to hold on or was she attached in some way?
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:40,
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It got snagged on her backpack
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:41,
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It just goes to show, you can never be too careful.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:42,
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Whenever someone writes that I think of this, is that the intention
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A couple of people put down their phones long enough to catch her
That's good then.
They must be gutted they didn't get the footage though.
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Penguin watches penguin
Penguin animated while watching animated penguin
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noot noot
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 12:01,
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And the vision that was planted in your brain
Still remains
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 12:07,
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I noticed they had animal fat on their calorie chart.
Carnivorous model coming soon.
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Shibusa Shirazu
NSFW
This 2011 performance starts with a windup by the poet and ends with an energetic, blast of musicians blowing their chops out and adrenaline addled dancers going all free-form-carnival. NSFW because of fundoshi.
I expect a few of you caught them at Glastonbury.
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 1:37,
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Flamin' 'ell!
Happiest of b3tadays, tromboner
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:54,
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ooooooo lovely candles
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 14:21,
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I did love Adam and the Ants
Two drummers, the whole warrior thing was pretty cool and the music was actually decent. So why is it that music history seems to have slowly faded them out?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 13:35,
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my feeling is that after adam's very public diagnosis with bipolar disorder (following the kentish town incident), interest in the band and its important contribution to the post-punk genre was overshadowed by a new narrative focusing on better understanding of mental illness and support for celebrities, like adam, whose erratic, careening behaviour was too quickly mistaken for shenanigans by their entourage.
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I missed the whole New Romantic scene and consider myself very lucky.
From my perspective growing up in the 80s and 90s, Adam & The Ants were perhaps the most uncool band in the world. Drippy, low energy music performed by battle re-enactment types wearing period costumes and Native American facepaint. Why anyone would like it, follow it, or emulate it was a mystery.
The 80s were uncool, especially if you didn't have a drum machine or a distortion pedal, and Adam & The Ants were the pinnacle of sad. Lower than 80s psychedelic people, lower than goths. Even lower than musical theatre on roller-skates.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 15:11,
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So you missed the whole period but have a deep hatred for it
You are a bit weird
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:12,
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Cheers.
I don't hate it at all, I was simply answering your question.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 23:56,
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Give the album Dirk Wears White Sox a listen
It’s from before the New Romantic thing, and it’s bloody great, and very very different to their “dandy highwayman” stuff
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Cliché Family in Televisionland (1965)
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 19:21,
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Is that from the new Halo game?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 22:25,
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Is this a man having sex with a someone dressed as Donald Duck in a wig?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 23:42,
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Looks like someone filmed an early Mad magazine
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 19:32,
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I think the car puns have been exhausted in the comments.
Wheel rings doorbell.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:46,
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I'll never tyre of seeing this
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 19:19,
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I like how the tyre appears without any indicator of what it came from.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 20:24,
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Fun but marred by the incessant SHOUTING
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 21:26,
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