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This is a link post Woohoo, got asked to pitch for the next Katy Perry video. I made this!
edit: didn't get the job :(
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that's obviously right up Perry's street.
I love it, very Horse Rotorvator.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks - I haven't listened to that in a long while, but will.

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't sure anyone would get the reference!
It's probably more Scatology, really. I just wanted an unambiguous code word for Coil.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was listening to almost nothing but Coil when I did the music for Shaun of the Dead
but didn't tell the director.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post shes a big boobed unstable moron
i love her
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post She had me at Unstable Moron.

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Best of the morons.

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs a donk

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Only Allan makes perfection.
Allah, sorry, Allah.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:43, Reply)
This is a link post Space Launch System (SLS) Rocket Booster Test
On Wed., Sept. 2., at 2:45 p.m. EDT , we will test the solid rocket boosters for our Space Launch System, the most powerful rocket ever built. This full-scale booster test will take place at the Northrop Grumman facilities in Promontory, Utah, and help engineers evaluate improvements and new materials in the boosters for deep space missions beyond #Artemis III.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post cool
I think it could have been made better by putting stuff in the flames,

It would be great seeing loads of cars and trucks being burnt and flying away
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes a 1950s atom bomb test model village would be perfect.

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post or
some *really* big concrete dominoes
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post or
david blaine with some balloons
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:55, Reply)
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I would pay to watch that
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post A NASA series of 'Will It Burn'

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Scheduled to fire at 21.05 BST.
I’d avoid until then to miss all the utterly inane commentary.

(edit)

Actually fired at 20.05 BST. I can’t maths properly me.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The build up commentary is the best bit.

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wait until later, then skip to the good bit.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 23:36, Reply)
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The rocket should be pointing up, or you will not go to space today.

(Fucking awesome.)
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fit massive wheels and launch it off a hill into the sea.

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:07, Reply)
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No engine-rich exhaust this time then?
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I love that term.

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 14:18, Reply)
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Its one of the better rocketry euphemisms.
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This is a link post weeeeee
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(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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This is a normal post Your seal’s broken.

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This is a normal post arf arf

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Just like the '90s, seal on heavy rotation

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This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHxXtoHOMIg
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
is it dead?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hcwZ9EptZs
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8BPG4C_ZmM
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This gets my seal of approval

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *honks a horn and claps*

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
I seal what you did there
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post USA used to be associated with a train wreck in a different kind of way...
Perhaps they should symbolically recreate one for Biden vs Trump...
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That was interesting.
I'd always wondered why Americans were inclined to say something was figuratively a 'train wreck' whereas the English would be far more likely to say 'car crash'.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 10:13, Reply)
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is he dead yet?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 16:17, Reply)
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Probably more visual than standing on a pole, but what's the game this time? Try not to get sucked through a jet engine?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post tbh I think the impressive part
is that the tech for streaming the video is working really well
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That, or very few people are bothering to watch him anymore

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post what was the point of that?
Just to show he is good at managing oxygen levels or something else?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that was a load of wank
sorry everyone
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to forgive you but I'm going to need time.

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is this shit?

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a page on the b3ta.com website where users can post links to funny or interesting things they've found on "the internet"

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is the internet?

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I understood that reference

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a series of tubes...

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 1:10, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8VTeDHjcM
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This is a normal post Humanity, you mean

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 11:40, Reply)
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knowyourmeme.com/memes/series-of-tubes
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twitter.com/ballybegpo/status/1070377388763242496?lang=en
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeeeerrrr
I can't throw eggs at him if he's 'that' high
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a hundred thousand feet short of Felix Baumgartner’s jump.
Shame the parachute worked really.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought it was something to do with this
-far more exciting and amusing news.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54004695

Blaine is having a laugh, and getting paid to do it. Must be fun in his head.

If you prefer, imagine it was Peter Duncan dangling off some helium balloons on Blue Peter. That'd be ok, right? But Blaine's inherent twattiness shines through.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I suddenly see Blue Peter as a way to rehash the stunts/ideas of others.
Throw in presenters on minimal wages and if it works then resell as 'classic moments', if it doesn't repackage as 'classic failures' either way it'll get commissioned.
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 7:57, Reply)
This is a link post Make America... I made this!

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't work,
unless it's meant to be a white oblong.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Works for me.
(Android, Firefox)
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Vimeo doesn’t embed
You have to click-through.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post oops

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It was my fault
sorry, all sorted now. Nothing to see
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers :-)

(, Tue 8 Sep 2020, 21:44, Reply)
This is a link post German Yellow Pages ad

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brill

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That is very funny indeed

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:22, Reply)
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v good
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post made me laugh
like a drain
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This quite something
Lost it towards the end
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love that
brilliant.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Sehr gut!

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ich mag das! Alle zum Duschen !!

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 20:51, Reply)
This is a link post Art Garfunkel talking between takes: relaxing and disturbing
And, thanks to a mixture of cocaine and quaaludes, utter nonsense.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's keepable

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently it's the on-hold music at Steve Albini's studio.

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post kind of looks like Sam Rockwell in that first photo

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
He's fine. Totally fine.


(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The reverb has me waiting for an Orb track to kick in.

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it got me thinking of a really dark and scary version of Little Fluffy Clouds

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that youtube channel is fantastic
excellent link 10/10 would click again
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 17:17, Reply)
This is a link post Bertie Ahern
New from the Rubberbandits
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely compelling

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post XKCD password breach?
A brief Public Information post.
I figure a lot of b3ta users frequent xkcd,
If you have an account - change your passwords etc.


Related. Because, there's an XKCD for everything, eh.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post given that his web cartoons don't have a comments section, christ knows what goes on in his web forums
still, can't be worse than /talk
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably like Scrabble Go for IT nerds

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This is a normal post I don’t get it

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This is a normal post I’m aware of the web comic
Wasn’t aware of any forum associated.

Probably for the best tbh.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post The Bird's the Word
"Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen, 1963.
If skipping through, I recommend 1:20
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post family guy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUi5xKQXG6I
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post by far their best episode, imho
just started watching the simpsons again, after not having watched any since the 90s. I was looking for something in lockdown I could watch with the kids that didn't turn my brain to mush. Seems to be trying harder to address current issues than I remember it, for better or worse
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Orbital

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post soup tubes
the guy has a thing for soup

www.patheos.com/blogs/laughingindisbelief/2020/07/president-trump-endorses-soup-tubes-under-cities/ *

*could be made up
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post great
now I've got youtu.be/ABhohhjQRTA?t=49 stuck in my head
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post First thing I thought of was the Soup 2 Nuts can wiggle.
Home Movies is one of my favorite animated shows and it always ended with the can wiggle...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZO1RIMPZ30
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post soup, let freedonia ring
Groucho
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 16:10, Reply)
This is a link post Satellite of Love I made this!
Here's a touch of that Lou Reed song...
Have a little subscribe when you get there if you like to watch things on YT
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You post a lot of great vids, but this is my favourite.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Satellite of love
Great track as usual
Makes me want to learn to play the bass
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Flumps, etc, etc, etc
Very nice.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff =)
Wondering what looper pedal are you using.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post love this tbqfh
impressed by the pinch harmonics as well
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post have you done Bod yet?
if not why not?
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ yeah that also

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody great
Always in a better mood after watching one of these
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 9:37, Reply)
This is a link post Long Exposure photos of Starling Murmurations
Yes
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty amazing
It's obvious when you see it done but it's not the sort of thing you'd think to do.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post They are bastard good aren't they?

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post What a simple but excellent idea. They’re always fascinating to watch overhead.
Probably a pig to set up in the right place though.
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This is a normal post I'd use a tripod, personally...

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, with a cable release, or remote
It was the angle and field of view that I was thinking was more a matter of luck/patience.
Edit, oh I see what you meant - a three legged pig probably wouldn’t be much help.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post oOoOoOoOoOoO

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post that's lovely

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post Wait for the fat bears
Live salmon feast
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The chat is rather amusing

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post oh they mention bear 747. It's this beast:
twitter.com/exploreorg/status/1298246817046568962?s=20
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent thanks
although when I finally got round to watching it it's the middle of the night.

I've seen a bear so well fed that it strips the skin off a salmon, eats that and chucks all the rest away. I've made a point of enjoying salmon skin ever since.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 7:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool bears

(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 0:39, Reply)
This is a link post Senior French civil servant has "interesting" hobby...
It's quite an old story, originally published in 2013; and it's in French. But even if your language skills are rusty, the final sentence in this grab ought to give you the general idea...


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This is a normal post Bof!

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This is a normal post PAF!

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Scat d'un chien!!

(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post so, he's a fan of bald german jazz singers?
doesn't seem so bad
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hon hon hon
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 11:29, Reply)
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Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
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This is a link post A Sweet Wish, A Smiling Face

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 5:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I lurve a bit of Swedish
Gets me every time
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This is flipping amazing
Reminds me of Altin gun which I think set me off on a month of amazing music

youtu.be/FyQ_5uLyFMo
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh that's fancy! the YouTube link in my post amended its own issues and turned blue

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 23:19, Reply)
This is a link post Turns out Ron Jeremy is a multiple rapist
Only posting as you'd think he'd be one of the few blokes who didn't need more fucks
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No smoke without fire

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Just goes to show you can't be too careful.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell he is guilty because he looks guilty.

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 6:34, Reply)
This is a normal post are you reading out twitter comments?

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Turns out Ron Jeremy is a multiple rapist" - cumquat may
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post *retweets*

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post If convicted as charged, Jeremy faces a possible maximum prison sentence of more than 250 years to life.
Christ! How long do they think he is going to live?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He’ll become a hardened criminal / stiff

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post No way.
He seemed so normal.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 21:04, Reply)
This is a link post Fuck off NSFW
Wayne County* & the Electric Chairs
*AKA Jayne County
1977
Featuring a young Jools Holland on piano
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you, etc
News from Liverpool.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post L?

(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
2nd L was stolen

Liverpoo
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome to B3ta

(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
welcome
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW
is this official? has rob heard this yet? has this been released on vinyl?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright "Twitch"

(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have
gone for a P.

/Carry On Camping
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have
an E please, Bob
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 0:41, Reply)
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He's crept into the crypt for a... smoke.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Should've got the r as well.
Live poo is more misleading and funnier.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 1:13, Reply)

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