Chiptune dub ticks two big boxes for me!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 30 Oct 2021, 21:31,
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Felt Tipsy
I made this!
Drink and draw show. This week Frasier.
Who's good to do next?
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Chaplin, as the tramp, so you have to drink meths.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 19:31,
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FULL MOON
I made this!
Made some eerie sounding number here but think more along the lines of the Adams family raving to this rather than the evil dead, you know, to try get you in the mood for this weekend et cetera etcetera, hopefully. Anyway, either way, hope you all have a nice and supernaturally groovy time this weekend.
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Horror GIFs
For your 90s halloween internet needs.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 12:19,
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Disappointed that there's aren't GIF's from cult horror movies.
They'll do great for the Halloween theme on my Angelfire Web page page, though!
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I'm drunk and on a Junior Brown session
Join me! or don't
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 11:23,
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superb-love his stuff
His steel playing is terrific, too.
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 19:08,
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It’s like 11’8 but even funnier
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 9:18,
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Oh i dunno. Todays was pretty good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq04MeNcRUM
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 9:42,
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Ha!
They'd shaved off the cab and could probably have carried on, but instead did twice as much damage reversing back.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 17:29,
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People get caught out on this narrow bit
www.google.com/maps/@51.6755146,-0.3794275,3a,47.6y,40.09h,75.16t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sGrt298iiLHVcx1gQYT5Gug!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 13:33,
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Police.
If it were an ambulance the hi-vis would have been yellow+green not yellow+blue.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 30 Oct 2021, 4:24,
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It was yellow and blue
get your screen calibrated.
(It also says "police" on the side...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 30 Oct 2021, 17:24,
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Why not put a camera so we can see what they're hitting?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 11:21,
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Christ, that's a bit vicious.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 11:34,
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To put it in context, it's 30cm wider than
the statutory minimum size of a parking bay in a car park. So... people hitting the curbs are probably the same as those who can't park between the lines at Tesco.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 15:46,
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Given the large numbers of cars ignoring the width restrictors and driving straight through the bus lane in the middle, it looks to be a complete waste of time.
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I thought it was one of these things
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Cw0QJU8ro
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 31 Oct 2021, 15:37,
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This is still making me laugh like a loon
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 3 Nov 2021, 21:54,
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Now that's what I call an entrance
muscle memory at it's finest
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 4:21,
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Brilliant
That must have taken years of practice.
I would love to see Japan someday.
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Spent 4 months working in Tokyo in the 90's
They're all absolutely f*cking mental, but in a good way.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 19:51,
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Watching without sound
I'm so wanting them to be playing White Punks on Dope, but I suspect that's only been done by these guys:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WVS_GVxMTY
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 17:34,
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That arsehole let the tories in, on their promise of power for his party. Stupid and a cunt.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 15:22,
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I don’t think he would have got that tidy stipend at Facebook if he hadn’t.
So, silver linings.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 21:21,
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Smiths, John Peel '83
It's been ages since we've had a smiths spam sesh.
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Now that's a trailer
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 23:35,
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Bought tix to see them last year
Gig is getting less likely and ticket agents are twats with money backs.
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Well fuck, I just discovered this band
Sadness
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 22:49,
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I've never heard of them
so I'm not too bothered. Though I reckon 'post-punk' is the stupidest descriptor. Every band of the the last 30 years is post-punk. Unless you're a punk band singing about posts, I guess. Or only distribute CDs by mail order.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 23:01,
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Runcorn
If you like HMHB or 7SoL you'll probably like this.
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rjmrjm, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 17:55,
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YKK is Japanese. Yoshida Kōgyō Kabushiki.
I lived in Salford for years. It's a fascinating juxtaposition... half shit hole, half great.
I was in one of those tower blocks, I think I paid about £50. [Fitzwarren Court, if anyone is asking.] Now they've been redecorated in funky colour and go for about £2000/month.
Media City is nice. The quays are good... [Quays are good, Ebeneezer good]... It's pretty, and the Manc Ship Canal is astonishing.
HMHB are amazing, even though they're scallys.
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I love HMHB madly but *old man voice* I can't make out the words when they play live
and they're the best bits.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 29 Oct 2021, 10:22,
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Clay-scape
Clay-Scape is a clever little claymation room escape game that gets more and more sinister as you delve deeper into it.
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I like this
I've got the 2 digit code the man + blue circle + green triangle
now stuck!
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I escaped
Which came as a bit of a surprise. I was expecting more given all the extra clues around the place, but I may have skipped a whole bunch by figuring out the knights move thing early.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 19:06,
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I've escaped the first room on to the room full of numbers, PC and the night to queen thing?
can't flppin plug the PC in :(
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Was stuck on that for a while too.
Until I figured out I could rotate the room with the lights off
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I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 14:23,
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Grrr
I will be most unhappy if that website on the computer has the rest of the clues on it as the domain is for sale.
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fenella gronda gronda rango, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 19:26,
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Okay, yeah, I didn't get round to turning the computer on so definitely skipped a lot.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 20:36,
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How did you do the knights move thing without the knight piece?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 14:29,
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That's bloody good that is.
But some needs to explain the clock puzzle to me because I totally gave up and brute-forced it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 29 Oct 2021, 14:30,
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James Phipps for a booster vaccine?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 5:02,
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gammon?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 12:18,
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"I don't hate men"
I dunno, it certainly sounds like she does.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 27 Oct 2021, 23:33,
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she does what she does, and a lot of people like it. Her special "nanette" got raves, though possibly because critics were frightened of giving it a bad one
my only beef is I think her schtick is mislabelled as comedy, it's more of personal monologue on heavy subjects with a little bit of fairly average comedy mixed in. She's a good presenter and it can be compelling, but you often get the same "heaviness lightened with jokes" in TED talks.
since then a lot of content of her shorter stand-up been about her responding to the predictable backlash from rightwing/homophobic/NotAllMen types, but they're pretty easy targets especially when you have time to think about good comebacks in hindsight, and I don't how much longer she'll be able to sustain all this self-revelatory stuff, even with the MeToo zeitgeist not dissipated yet
-Mark Commode, The Observer
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Oct 2021, 23:57,
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This is fair.
Weird that Netflix would put this bit out in an out-of-context clip, though.
You need the first half for the second half to work.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 0:33,
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I'm convinced the netflix "star rating" is based on a random number algorithm weighted to 4 out of five but irrespective of the content
Likewise their "trending now" category, also completely random. Is "black books", an oft-repeated 15 year old british sitcom really trending now, netflix? Is that what you're claiming?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 0:48,
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It might be bots watching
To come up with the future of comedy youtu.be/nH_bEtbfB9U
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 10:02,
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I already have my opener for a hypothetical stand-up:
Hi there, I'm Cumquat, great to be joining you in {insert city} tonight.
You know, when I was 11 my parents divorced and I went to stay at my uncle's. Instead of taking care of me, he molested me. Nobody ever intervened, or called the police, or ever held him to account. It went on for years.
{brief pause}
So... who remembers Asteroids? you know? the video arcade game. For those too young, it was basically the identical game as Grand Theft Auto Five, but if everything in GTA; the gangsters, the roads and buildings, the realistic sunsets and radio stations and arent-we-clever satire, if all that was taken and made into a fucking rock and fired at you. Same game
{and so on..}
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 12:16,
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Not a bad opening. However if you could heavily imply that half the audience were in some way complicit purely because they have different biology to you it might work better.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 12:32,
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nah, that's her rookie comedy mistake, referencing it at all in the rest of the act
you can overdo the call-backs
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 12:53,
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Fair enough, preaching to the converted though.
More of a therapy session than comedy and won't reach the sort of abusers she's angry with.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 0:12,
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Worst TED Talk ever
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 28 Oct 2021, 16:19,
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Episode Two of Nippers right here mate, check it out
NSFW: nipples and swears
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 27 Oct 2021, 19:57,
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I should apologize in advance
Starts at 5:29
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 Oct 2021, 18:36,
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