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Meh. If I want nightmare fuel I can just turn on the news.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 23:38,
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^this
Deep sea creatures are fascinating and beautifully adapted to an extreme environment. They also live far away from us, as opposed to the beautifully adapted Demodex mites on our faces
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 0:00,
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Not sure I want to call something 'beautifully adapted' that crawls out at night for sexy times on my face while I sleep
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 0:17,
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No need to keep bringing that up
I apologised ok?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 5:01,
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Hope Vlad 'Big Vern' Putin isn't getting to you
If I'm going dahn i'm taking the world with me
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 22:21,
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In all honesty, not at all.
The way I see it, a future thermonuclear conflict is inevitable. Almost certainly not during (or instigated by) the conflict in Ukraine, and not necessarily with Putin taking the first shot, either. But, at some point in the future, some country is either going to push the fuck-it button deliberately as an act of aggression or, far more likely, as a response to a false alarm.
There's absolutely no point whatsoever losing sleep over it, though. There's zero we as individuals can do to change the fact that every superpower on earth is armed with enough warheads to literally turn the planet into a nuclear wasteland.
We can campaign for nuclear disarmament, but let's face it, it's an all-or-nothing solution, and there's no fucking way on earth we're going to convince every single nation with a nuclear arsenal to dispose of every one of their weapons.
It'd be more logical to stay up at night worrying that you might get terminal cancer or get mauled to death by a stray dog/murdered during a botched mugging on the way to work. These are things that people potentially may have some form of control over. Nuclear conflict? Not so much.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 22:54,
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You really need to get out more.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 23:22,
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 23:45,
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How does that quote go?
I'm not afraid of the man who wants a hundred nuclear bombs; I'm afraid of the man who only wants one.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 2:45,
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I felt like that in the 80s.
And here we are 40 years later 🤷♂️
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 1 Mar 2022, 11:08,
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Flashbacks to Fallout 4
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 22:42,
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same :)
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 1 Mar 2022, 21:33,
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I'm not sure how I feel about all this '80s revival stuff.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 21:58,
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I had to double check it was new
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 22:18,
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The '80s was the golden age of music, in my opinion.
I like that people are trying to bring it back. But it just lacks that certain edge. I suspect that it's largely in part to it being produced/recorded on modern digital equipment. It all sounds a bit too clean.
They've got all the melody and everything right. It's just not grungy enough. m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZX8gjCfXs
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 23:05,
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Bald made it out
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 17:26,
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i can sleep again
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 22:43,
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Meanwhile, in Wiltshire…
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 15:32,
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So they're serious about traffic calming measures.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 15:56,
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Graboids!
Definitely graboids!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 16:15,
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Restoring a candy drop machine
I make sweets less than once a decade but I really want one of these.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 14:49,
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Old school primate invasion
chimps
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 11:37,
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"...some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans."
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 15:39,
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It all went downhill when thymine replaced uracil
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 17:41,
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Prebiotic chemistry was a mistake. I blame the tholins.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 18:41,
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Русский шимпанзе: иди нахуй
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 19:32,
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Choose a city to drop a nuke on, visualize the damage
I preferred it when all I had to worry about was a global pandemic and rampant inflation,... :(
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 11:14,
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Oooh, that's bleak.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 12:55,
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Agreed. Sadly, it's not a bit of dark humour.
If you do want to find out what you can do, the link is: https://outrider.org/nuclear-weapons/articles/what-you-can-do-nuclear-weapons
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The MooseBlaster, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 14:22,
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Well apparently nobody lives where I do
because when I dropped the bomb on my house it resulted in 0 deaths and 0 injuries.
It should have killed at least 2.5k and injured about the same again and poisoned about ten times that. Very disappointing.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 13:39,
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This website has fallen through a wormhole from next month
You know, after The Event.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 15:52,
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* DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT *
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 17:32,
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I got zero fatalities when I dropped my Tsar on London
which, tbh, was not what I was looking for.
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Hemipygous, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 16:13,
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That’s because I got there first.
It was a lovely boom.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 16:30,
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So... Found a name for my band.
Remember this "character"? I remembered VladdyP being on her list of secret husbands, so I had a look to see if she had anything to say, given recent events. Turns out no, but Jesus does seem to have moved into her house...
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 3:33,
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PTLAPTA
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 10:34,
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Mad.
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2kindsofherring, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 13:23,
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Genuine mental illness.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 13:49,
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I'm not so sure, everything seems too together, too organised.
She's also kept this going consistently for about ten years. Starting your own wacky religion for likes and cash is not unknown, especially in the US.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 15:45,
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OCD + an imaginary friend/master. The lack of shame indicates a certain shallowness of thought.
I'm only an armchair psychologist though, obviously.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 16:48,
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Do the armchairs have to balance on a couch during their session?
does it require more than one couch to set ease?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 18:46,
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Yes dad.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 18:52,
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They have to find a therapist who suites them.
Stools need to find a Freudian analyst.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 19:13,
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I don't recall seeing any neurotic armchairs so maybe its working out sofa
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 22:32,
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Having looked at the book link, I suspect a monetised wind up.
She comes across as a fantasist, possibly some OCD.
Most of the people I've encountered with moderate/serious mental health problems are not as organised or consistent, it disrupts functioning too much.
Even the medications can mess with functioning. That reminds me, I'm out of propanolol.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 18:57,
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The Forbidden Abyss
Her audio book for children is something else. Bonus Brent Spiner goatsee at 2:04 youtu.be/-VUlLWeQf_8
"If you love Gail like I do, you should purchase a copy of her amazing book at Amazon.com" - Jesus Christ
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 17:23,
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FUCKING HELL
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 18:41,
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Pretty fucking stellar endorsement, to be fair...
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 19:07,
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Wondered where this guy was
and of course he's riding a train across Ukraine up to the Russian border.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 22:45,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 23:33,
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Apparently rouble is in trouble.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 0:36,
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He's a class act.
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Terry hoosh, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 1:03,
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He'll be lucky to make it out alive
with all those Russian visa stamps in his passport.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 1:20,
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# We'll meet again ... #
Yeah great
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 21:58,
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If you watch the video of him issuing the order, his generals look so delighted, really gung ho about it.
His new favourite pastime of humiliating his underlings on tv is alarming. I wonder if he’ll have a personnel purge too.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 22:29,
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It turns out
that the whole thing was caused by a teenager with computer. They just need to set Putin to play tic-tac-toe by himself and the whole thing is fixed.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 3:17,
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Mysterious large circles on Radar
Joke has been done to death, but this one amused me.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 27 Feb 2022, 21:22,
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It must really be galling to be an ex-KGB hard man being thwarted by a stand-up comic.
Maybe this why Putin is apparently going full nutcase.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 22:43,
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"Big tech is suppressing conservative voices"
I think I'll give that site a miss!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 7:32,
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"Fake news you can trust" too.
What a complete turd of a website. Big tech is suppressing conservative voices? I wish they were.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 13:55,
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Seriously, guys...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 16:24,
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Thanks for the clarification.
Believe it or not, some people can recognise a satire AND recognise it as a complete turd.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 18:50,
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"The Flawless Ms Drake"
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 21:10,
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NOLF vibes
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 10:20,
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If nothing else its a sign that despite current world events some form of normality exists.
And if it means watching Toyah's tits trying to escape from a tight fitting bit of clothing then I am all for that.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 20:39,
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They just want to be free
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 20:48,
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I’m not sure I want to see the ensuing Brian May solo.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 21:33,
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I'd like this to be true. If we can believe the facts presented, two interpretters heard it said.
It might indicate a swell of opposition to Putin within the Russian political classes, which the BBC and others have also been hinting at. I really hope that's true. Alternatively it's just one idiot who thought their words would remain private and now faces an extended Siberian holiday.
There's been some promising propaganda circulating, which itself is quite remarkable. Are all of Putin's bots busy hawking mango dryers?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 15:22,
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They have to make a living somehow
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 18:44,
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Not as reassuring as this year's calendar

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 16:56,
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Quality website...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 17:05,
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The fake money section is convincing
I'm getting a few of these for the metro to see if I get lucky.
www.putin-calendar.com/product-page/coin-7-sex-euro-souvenir-from-russia
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 17:33,
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He appears to be using his 70s/80s Kung Fu moves
to rip the heart from this puppy's chest
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 18:43,
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KALI MA!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 19:22,
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That's a 2021 calendar
He's now a new man - no more puppy sacrifice or Novichok on door knobs
Edit: new nuke
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 19:53,
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Tried and failed to find a webcam there.
Looks like they've shut down the webcams generally, some were operating 'til a few hours ago.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 23:07,
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There's been a response in the same thread from local govmnt that it isn't new
other speculation that its either footage from day one or old footage of a local ammo store going up
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 23:18,
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This seems legit
Drone attack on missile launchers in convoy, Turkish drone.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TdTGT1dLSKA
It's the conscripts I feel sad for.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 0:23,
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As a scientist, he's more wedded to the truth than the politicos.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 18:50,
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Long video about how voluntarily unvaccinated people think
Calm, rational, evidence-based, often funny - it's Philosophy Tube.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 12:59,
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'Often funny'
Well... They wrote lots of jokes, but they're not often funny.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 14:01,
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I managed about 10 minutes of that before her presenting style and upward inflections started to do my fucking head in.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 16:40,
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Yeah, sorry, couldn’t get past the delivery.
I did try, honest.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 18:50,
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I always liked her perky delivery, but, meh, YMMV
Maybe I'll try to get a script of it?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 28 Feb 2022, 10:31,
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Observers Episode Six - War
I made this!
The alien observers discover a planet which could destroy itself with a nuclear winter, because an old mad man would be sad if he died in a zone with slightly smaller administrative boundaries.
There's a 3d / VR / 360 / Metaverse version too:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWDxFonXIRI
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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 10:39,
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Called it
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 10:32,
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It Would be a Shame if this Dickhead Faced the Consequences of His Actions
I made this!
I came for a discussion, but when I realised he was British all I could think of was the Westboro Baptist Church
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strongp, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 9:53,
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It didn't look like you came for a discussion.
Why not ask him why he held his opinion? And suggesting he should be losing his job makes you look like a massive tool.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Sun 27 Feb 2022, 12:07,
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Peter Strong is an idiot
I hope he loses his job.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 27 Feb 2022, 13:48,
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Sorry for your loss.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 15:06,
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I'm not going to challenge this man's political views.
Instead, I'm going to tell him that I think he's a twat, and then post a video of me doing so onto Facebook so everybody can see how virtuous I am. Great job.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 15:08,
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Oh dear am I going to have to explain the virtue signalling fallacy again?
Your post, criticising trongp's post, signalled your virtues.
Criticising virtue signalling without signalling your own virtue is literally impossible. You are attempting to promote the virtue of not promoting virtues. Perhaps your problem is not that virtues are signalled, it's that you disagree with the content, facts or opinion asserted.
Complaining about virtue signalling mainly signals the fact that you're a fucking idiot.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 15:50,
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Virtue signaller.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 16:05,
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Yes. By communicating we signal virtues.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 16:11,
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I’m very sorry to hear about your sister in law.
I understand you confronting the guy, but you ain’t gonna win any arguments with aggressive emoting. As others have said, if you don’t ask why, you’ve got nothing to shoot down. I’d have opened with « Are you gay for Putin? He’s not that kind of boy. »
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 19:29,
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Hello Mum
Forgotten 80s alternative sitcom.
4th wall breaking post-Young Ones stuff.
Arnold Brown, Raw Sex, Terry and June.
Less Girls on Top more Number 73.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 26 Feb 2022, 23:40,
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2:26
Can anyone beat that?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 0:17,
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It's like children's Saturday Morning television for adults.
And I don't like it.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 9:03,
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can't bloody stand Helen Lederer
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piss and shit, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 15:16,
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 15:27,
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Harsh
...but, fair.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 15:46,
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Helen Lederer
now that's a wank from the past.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 27 Feb 2022, 22:03,
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