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This is a link post Wandering around the Romanian forest with a Dutch Irishman
This Netherlander fellah's been living by Donegal for years now, so his accent is amusingly messed up - but he's a lovely bloke, and films some informative and entertaining survival and nature stuff.
I posted his "Celtic Roundhouse" build a while back - it's finished now, but he's not yet living there like he planned.

Anyway, this is all about how the European Conservation Areas are stunning and important, and still being fucked over by shitheads - but there's always a bit of hope if you work on it.

Part 1 -3 here
www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0g1kSwASIt2PL9CJyrT4r3DM9AVKT3BJ
- or just jump in at part 3 with the main link.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind the bear
It's the massive scale of deforestation and mafia involvement that's scary.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad, innit

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Gort's moving day Spring, 2019.


(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs to drink more water

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:41, Reply)
This is a link post Super-8 viewer turned into a YT terminal
Fun little retro project.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post fucking in the sun
Radial Spangle - Raze (1993)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post sucking in the fun!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I go first

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:43, Reply)
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Blimey, I've not heard that in a good few years!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Does she know lockdowns are over?
Or is she the Hiroo Onoda of Covid19.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post She knows, he doesn't

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright dapper, not heard from you in a while

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars Sousaphone Silliness
What’s the difference between a sousaphone and a euphonium anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Used to be a b3tan round these parts, went by the name o' Tubaman
I bet he'd know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow - he's posted on /board in the last hour!
I feel all nostalgic now!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncanny!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Peak geek achievement.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post euphoniums are small tubas

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish, it's a word you use in place of a rude word
Like feck instead of fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Your grandfather played sousaphone! It was awful.
Everyday he would make us rehearse. This band made up of kidnapped musicians and this old man with his ridiculous sousaphone!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.36 "Why are you filming vertically?"

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:18, Reply)
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Euphoniums point up.
Sousaphones point forwards.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 3 Nov 2022, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post just in time for the end of spooky season! I made this!

(Smith Toons smitty, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty advanced for a ZX Spectrum emulator.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:58, Reply)
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ERROR — No submission ever existed with ID 861563.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post Who’s a happy little G2 chappy then?
Nice to know that he’s shooting seven kinds of solar havoc at us through all three orifices.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking amazing
Thx
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 18:00, Reply)
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the Teletubbies remake has lost all the charm of the original
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope it keeps smiling until it's facing away
because if that sunspot sends out a CME our way, being the size it is, we're fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 21:45, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Bean v. conspiracy theorists
"Get the fuck out."
What a hero.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He should know better than engage with Believers of any sort..

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 17:08, Reply)
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Sibrel (the fat asshole) tricked them into interviews using false pretences.

For example, he got Armstrong to visit a hotel for "an interview on space for a Japanese children's television show".[1]

He hassled Buzz Aldrin, who famously lamped him.

He really is a colossal shit.

1. Bancroft, Colette (September 29, 2002). "Lunar lunacy". St. Petersburg Times.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, so likely publicity for popular bullshit.
My first thought was to reverse the swearing ritual and see what occurs, then again it wouldn't mean much.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand
He doesn't believe that he went to the moon, yet he is asking him to swear on the Bible. Does he believe that the Bible is real?
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure that bible is real.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Things that are so bad that they’re good tend to happen by accident.
Personally I thought Darkplace was just bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it’s marmite. I think it was aces.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It stemmed from Garth himself
The character was just annoying. Unlikeable characters need some tiny redeeming feature to work: Basil Fawlty was pitiable because of Sybil and it worked, c.f. Jake Peralta.

I don’t dislike the “intentionally corny” style; Danger 5 was fucking brilliant.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I’ll have to check out Danger 5, not heard of it.
The smug smarm of Marenghi and his know-all fantasy bullshit I think is brilliant. I might actually read this book as I can hear the voice. I read the Partridge book. It was good fun. I could hear his voice when I read that too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I listened to the Alan Partridge as my choice of audiobook with my wife campervanning around Australia
About eight hours into the book we were driving through the complete middle of no where. It was the bit where he shoots someone live on tv and she stops the van and bursts out "this is just fucking ridiculous!".
I realised i hadn't told her it was a fictional autobiography.
She'd sat through the bit where he has a nosebleed "drip, drip, drip etc" and all the rest without saying a word.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I see wool pulling over eyes potential hilarity galore with your missus.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I certainly missed a trick.
That's was years ago, she's far less indulgent now.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 31 Oct 2022, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely agree...
Had friends tell me how good Darkplace was, found it "meh"...

But I do love D5, and I'm aware others don't....

It's all so subjective....
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the Danger 5 heads up
Never heard of it. My relationship with Aussie humour is more than strained, but D5 is rather good. Tav
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You may find season 2 hard going.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, just started series 2 and the first ep is ....a different treatment?
Still, series one is usually the way of most things anyway, s ono complaints
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love Darkplace.
Man To Man With Dean Learner, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it
Will buy this book
 (Farty Funkhouser, Sun 30 Oct 2022, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post Top Gun with a cat

(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(ozof, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Owlkitty ftw!
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ ~.~;;

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
Classic Owl Kitty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 23:19, Reply)
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Cruises are cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 1 Nov 2022, 8:52, Reply)
This is a link post Carface

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 9:13, Reply)
This is a link post flash animation lol I made this!
it was 4 halloween
 (Smith Toons smitty, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 5:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Crashed Duckduckgo on Android for me.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post A direct link to a flash file.
U OK hun?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 17:48, Reply)
This is a link post Smashing pumpkins


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 4:38, Reply)
This is a link post Scorn scorned


Scorn (Zero Punctuation)


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 3:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was a bit harsh.
But at the same time I'm pissed off that Steam refused my refund request; a game that cost that much should last longer than three hours. It is beautiful in its own way but it's definitely not a proper game. ZP is right to say that Scorn is essentially a walk through a few pages of concept art.

I'm not saying that it's all bad, just that you should wait for it to hit the £5 mark before you buy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 7:39, Reply)
This is a normal post i had the feeling from the outset
that this was going to be a well-produced, but cynical and disappointing cash-grab. much the same feeling i had watching the fallout 76 trailer three years ago, in fact.
agony wasn't very well received (and at least has the decency to be priced accordingly), but it had an undeniable diabolical allure which necrophagic coat-tails i think ebb software knew they could ride.
yahtzee's inevitable hyperbole notwithstanding, i think he's on the money here, and i won't be parting with mine until it's under a fiver.
 (ozof, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
The only game I'm considering getting a PC for atm is S.T.A.L.K.E.R Anomaly.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post And TF2, obv.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Scorn predates Agony by a couple of years.
And all respect to ZP, but the art is just as much Bekinski as Giger.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i stand very much corrected
it's a shame then, that after 8 years in development, one brief pre-launch gameplay video was enough to convince me that it wouldn't be much cop.
 (ozof, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I should have waited before buying it.
It was pretty obvious (I think I even said as much) that there was hardly any change from one trailer to the next.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 85% in CU Amiga

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "still trying to rationalise the encounter"
let me help. *clears throat*
you and a mate saw a pervert, most likely with mental problems, in a gimp suit. He was out and about at night in a gimp suit doing weird shit because he is a pervert with mental problems, and probably hoped that doing his weird pervert shit at night would allow him to remain anonymous like it used to in the golden years of flashers, forgetting that now every fucker has a smartphone and can take snaps and call the plod at any time
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect it may be the 'why' that is bothering him, more than the 'what'.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, just having having some fun with the kind of people who say "I just need to take some time to process it"
Which to me should be reserved for winning the lottery or getting told your ball cancer has returned. As it stands, it's more the gimp who needs the self reflection time
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 4:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
or and
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post oof
this happened to a close mate of mine. went for an international director promotion for a huge company that he thought was out of his league, but got it. A week later he got told he had a melanoma. about 4 months later he was deaded. only 32 years old at the time
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 31 Oct 2022, 7:00, Reply)
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lottery or getting told your has returned
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Somerset eh?
Someone had better call nanny and tell her that young Jacob has taken a queer turn.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post

Hope s/he is OK.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 29 Oct 2022, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Should be okay
As long as he powdered the suit first, nothing a course of clotrimazole won't fix.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 29 Oct 2022, 20:07, Reply)
This is a link post New videos up on EXP TV
There are a couple of new videos up on the EXP TV website:

- Songs You Can See: Monster Movies (this was briefly available last Halloween)
- Plants Are People Too

I'm not posting direct links to the videos, as someone from EXP TV recently requested that I take down the page that I had made linking to them, as it was appearing quite high up in search results for EXP TV and compromising their artistic intent, which I was happy to comply with, so you'll have to figure out how to watch them yourselves...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure what I'm doing wrong
but I clicked on Plants are People and nothing happened.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't just click on the titles to watch the videos...
EXP TV harks back to the days of broadcast TV, where you have to tune in at a certain time on a certain day to watch a particular programme.

The video that plays on their website when you visit it depends on the day and time where you are (they're not actually live streamed). That's why they asked me to take my web page down.

You can try temporarily changing the date/time on your device to watch a specific video, or, if you understand how websites are built, look through the code to find the links to the individual videos (which is what I did).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like one of those interesting concepts that just doesn't translate at all well into an actual use case.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, plus the fact that it's really hard to find out when new content has been published...
I mentioned that to them and they said they're looking to do something about that.

In the meantime, I've still got a watch set up on a particular file on their website that informs me when new videos have been added, and I'm happy to keep letting you lot know, even if I can't really provide direct links to them any more...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sod it,
the page I made still exists, but under a different filename...I've updated it and password-protected it...if anyone wants the link & login details, gaz me...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post A rare thing, finding a website which actively discourages visitors

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And I can't get it to even load up properly in the first place

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If all they are concerned about is direct links then...
for example, the 'Plants are People too" video is in a file called PLANTS.mp4 which is in a sub-directory 'content2' so you just need to append content2/PLANTS.mp4 to the website address and voila.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 19:51, Reply)
This is a link post Sunshine Of Your Love by Ella Fitzgerald
Fucking hell. I mean. Just fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post alright garold, you'd like the fabriclive mix that DJ Format did

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Oct 2022, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I may well do

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it's up your street

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Oct 2022, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he related to ST Format

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 16:54, Reply)
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Blessed be his name.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post he's the cousin of PC Format

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Nov 2022, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post "Keep my back catalogue white", pleads Eric

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Oct 2022, 17:35, Reply)

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