That's Benny Green on the saxophone.
Why do you hate Jewish people?
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:40,
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Hoots mon I dinnae so! He's braw tooter on the zooter
To be sure to be sure ... oh wait that's something different
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 9:40,
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You can't even say you're a jazz musician without being put in prison these days.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 3:14,
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Jazz Prison, you'd think it would be terrible but the inmates love long stretches in solo-tary
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A super jolly evergreen classic.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:39,
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b3tanday, so I'm invoking my protected right to post jazz flute
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 3:32,
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happy day
But could you please get the flute players to learn how to tune ?
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 7:50,
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Its only Jazz. It's not like it's real music.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 13:07,
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Happy candles
one of my favourites
S o u l, what's that smell?
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:46,
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Happy Candles, Cummy.
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unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 9 Jun 2024, 10:07,
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Kaarsen!
And a nice tribute to the ever derided flute.
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Mex3 =mememe, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 13:00,
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Concandulations!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 13:06,
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Yay for candle day
Waves furiously, salutes
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 20:42,
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Wow !
That's a belter 👌 and a happy candlemas to you
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 23:13,
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Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks
NSFW
Matt Berry and Peter Capaldi read from the exchange between the Ottoman sultan and the Zaporozhian Cossaks of Ukraine.
"In 1675, the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire instructed his army to attack a fortress belonging to the Zaporozhian Cossacks. They were quickly and heavily defeated. Rather than surrender, the Sultan then wrote to the Cossacks and demanded that they submit to him. "
Mildly NSFW because of hisotrical swears.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 22:47,
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I think I liked hearing Olivia Coleman saying “fuck your mother” more.
Still sore that they didn’t choose Matt Berry for Dr Who.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 22:51,
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Matt Berry is my Stewart Lee
I am not besotted with him, quite the opposite in fact. (I do love SL though)
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:42,
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Berry is playing the straight man in this one
- a lording pompous prick, to contrast with the eloquent vitriol of Capaldi.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 22:24,
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You just say Claypole three times...
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 21:12,
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This channel has been an endless source of creativity.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 19:05,
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Fuck that looks dangerous
but it needed to be done
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 8:51,
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Slow motion tetraplegia candidates
Cheese
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 18:08,
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Doctor Who: The Third Doctor Regenerates
I made this!
Updated regeneration from Jon Pertwee to Tom Baker.
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What, no messianic pose and gushing CGI energy?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 16:48,
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Glamourous VIP area for D-Day
aka: Le Pen at UK D-Day +80 commemoration.
aka: "I'm all for penning the French." Al Murray
(, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 17:20, Reply)
...
What do you think aka means?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 14:24,
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Not sure
but the Specials added it to their name
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 21:29,
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Video feed of our podcast continues
I made this!
Here is ep 2 - Cats
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crab_bloke), Fri 7 Jun 2024, 12:55,
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Groovy, psychadelic and with the fabbest backing dancers ever
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 12:12,
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The stage lighting effects delightfully dazzled my eyes
and the backing dancers doing northern soul moves was amazing
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gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 6:16,
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Good grief, it's you!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 10:09,
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About time - A Matter of Loaf and Death was the last one I think, in 2008
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Varmint, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 14:06,
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31 years since he went to jail in the wrong trousers**
Thirty One.
Christ I'm old.
**the film, not literally.
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 19:34,
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They had to wait for McGraw to be released duh
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 13:58,
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I was wondering how they're dealing with that.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 22:07,
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on purpose rubbish
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUu3ESHC3LY
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 1:13,
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Someone please name them, or at least as many as you can.
It seems like nobody has yet, and I only know about half.
Edit: 0. Charlie Hardwick and Chris Chittell (Emerdale Farm, Eric and Val Pollard)
1. Noel Edmonds (Deal or No Deal)
2. Ben Shepherd and Fiona Phillips (GMTV)
3. Antony Worrall Thompson (Chef)
4. Jason Gardiner (Dancing On Ice)
5. Phil Schofield and Fern Britton (This Morning)
6. Michael Underwood (CITV)
7. Helen Lederer (Absolutely Fabulous)
8. Al Murray (Pub Landlord)
9. Alex Walkinshaw and Lisa Maxwell (The Bill's Sgt Dale Smith and DS Samantha Nixon)
10. Lenny Henry
11. Richard & Judy
12. Jack P. Shepherd (David Platt on Corrie)
13. Linda Bellingham, Jane Mcdonald, Jackie Brambles and Colleen Nolan (Loose Women)
14. Zaraah Abrahams (Coronation Street, Waterloo Road)
15. Alan Dale (Neighbours)
16. Brian Belo (Big Brother)
17. Noel Fielding and Michael Fielding
18. Harry Herring (actor, Robin of Sherwood, "running joke" for moving slowly)
19. Ross Burden and Phil Vickery, Chefs (Ready Steady Cook)
20. Michelle Keegan (Tina McIntyre in Corrie)
21. Jimmy Carr
22. Penny Smith (GMTV)
23. Phil Vickery (England Rugby player - different person from #19!)
24. Jonathon Ross
25. Anthea Turner
26. Jeremy Kyle
27. Gareth Gates (Pop Idol)
28. Antonio Fargas (Starsky & Hutch)
29. Yvette Fielding (Most Haunted)
30. Chris Hawkins (Radio DJ, and Freaky Eaters)
31. Lionel Blair
32. Ricky Gervais
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There's Michael and Jermaine. I think there was a Tito
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 3:05,
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You clearly spent a lot of time compiling that list.
*click*
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jonbob loves you, Sat 8 Jun 2024, 9:32,
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Furze Wall of Death 2.0
Drift trike edition
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:03,
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Has he got a licence for that?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:11,
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Is that different somehow?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 10:12,
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Underground cloning lab.
Have you not been keeping up with 'Colin Furze & Morty'?
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 11:44,
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Follow up: Viral dude never had a driver's license to begin with
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Mex3 =mememe, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 10:43,
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What's the difference between a license and a privilege to drive? Why is there a difference?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 10:54,
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Evil Andy just wondering if you need a license to make toast in your own damn toaster
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcllE7fx8-I
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Zuowan, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 11:13,
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I like that they were booing him for saying the blind shouldn't be allowed to drive.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 11:45,
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You watched the video, right?
youtu.be/HIbC_MHYb4c?si=u6deSK9x_8YU7pOO&t=34
His driving privileges were reinstated, but not his license. But he's up in court for driving without a license. Therefore he's not allowed to drive without a license. So what is the difference, and why is there a difference?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 11:38,
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no i didn't but it might be like in the uk
if you get (i think) 6 points in your first 2 years of having a license you have your license revoked and have to retake your test, but it's not a ban
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At a guess, the law within states goes along the likes of you have the privilege to drive on public roads providing you are licensed by the appropriate authority.
No license then you cannot exercise that privilege on public roads.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 11:35, Reply)
So if you can reinstate the privilege without reinstating the license then that clearly shows there's a separation between the two. What's the point of that? One is not functional without the other, so what possible reason could there be for removing or reinstating the privilege without removing or reinstating the license at the same time?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 11:42,
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Maybe it means he's not banned from driving.
However he didn't have a licence.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 6 Jun 2024, 12:00,
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In practice if you don't have the privilege you can't re-obtain the license.
So the state can address violations of the law to different degrees* e.g. suspending your license (temporary until conditions are met e.g. passage of time), revoking your license (permanent until conditions are met that merit you being permitted to re-apply), revoking your privilege (you no longer have the legal basis for a license).**
*Legal privileges historically were private laws (privilegium) that granted an individual or institution certain privileges that they otherwise did not have
**In the UK if you don't want to bother with all this then be King as its part of Royal Prerogative
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D-Day immersive sound collage
I made this!
As it's the 80th anniversary today, here's something I made a little while back, an 82-minute sound collage made from over 60 hours of original audio to allow you to hear D-Day as it was experienced at the time by the soldiers themselves, radio journalists, politicians and even members of the public.
It's not very funny, sorry. I'll find something funny to post later.
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Zuowan, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 10:13,
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Love your work! Thank you!
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 23:59,
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